According to a Center for Dis-ease Control report, binge

drinking is a greater problem than

previously thought. The report, released earlier this month, found that people aged 18 to 34 are more likely to be binge drinkers, and that the practice is more common among those who have been to college.

Binge drinking is defined as consuming five alcoholic drinks in a short period of time for men, or four drinks for women. According to the report, more than half of the alcohol that adults drink is con-

sumed while binge drinking. The University of Tulsa encour-

ages responsible alcohol use on campus. The University’s alcohol policy attempts to curtail binge drinking by requiring that events at which alcohol will be present be held between noon and 2 a.m., and that no event be longer than four hours in duration.

Despite this policy, alcohol is abundantly available on and off campus, and students may not re-

alize when they are binge drink-ing. One student tallied his alcohol consumption based on the number of cocktails and beers consumed. He estimated that he had con-sumed five drinks in a single night.

He was then asked to assess the number of servings of alcohol he had consumed, where one drink is defined as one 12-ounce beer, 8 ounces of malt liquor, one 5-ounce glass of wine, or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof distilled alcohol.

The student revised his estimate to 11 drinks, more than twice the original number. The student was quick to add that this level of alco-hol use was not common for him: he had been celebrating his birth-day.

Another student accounted for the difference in number of bev-erages and number of servings of alcohol: “Everyone knows a serv-

A new report highlights intense, fast drinking by college students and young adults, who often fail to realize the risks.

The Golden Hurricane and the Green Wave clashed in

two separate storms this week on the Reynolds Center court. Both Tulsa’s men’s and women’s bas-ketball teams faced off against Tulane, with one game ending in triumph and the other in defeat.

The men’s team diffused the Wave on Wednesday with a 60–55 victory. This was the team’s third win in a row. Tulsa’s men also defeated Rice 70–46 on Saturday, putting TU at 4–2 in Conference USA play and 11–9 overall.

The women, who played Sat-urday, did not fare as well. While the team’s C-USA record is now 3–3, this most recent loss caused the Hurricane to fall to 8–9 on the season.

“We were keeping track on the bench and we had 14 straight pos-sessions where we didn’t score,” said Head Coach Matilda Moss-man. “Part of that was our impa-tience on offense and our lack of discipline, and part of that was just them being more aggressive and us not handling that well.”

Junior Taleya Mayberry scored a team high of 22 points on Sun-day. Tulane’s Jamie Kaplan led the visiting team, with 11 points off the bench.

The Golden Hurricane shot 37 percent from the field, but hit just one of nine attempted three-point shots. The free throw record was more impressive, with Tulsa sink-

ing all 10 shots from the foul line.The game started slow for the

Golden Hurricane, which fell to an eight-point deficit in the first four minutes of the contest. Tulane managed a nine-point advantage with just under 15 minutes to go in the first half, but Tulsa rallied for a 14–5 run that tied the game at about eight minutes remaining.

Tulsa managed its own nine-point lead before the break, and the first half of the game ended with the Golden Hurricane leading the Green Wave 31–25.

During the second half, the Hurricane and the Wave each held their own, and the score remained

Romney’s wealth alienates the middle class p. 8

Ross Parmley is TU’s new Athletic Director p. 4

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Too little, Tulane: women fall to Green Wave

Emily CallEnStaff Writer

a student newspaper of the university of tulsa january 24, 2012 issue 14 ~ volume 97

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Fri 1/27:“So TU, Think You Can Dance?”

TU students will show off their slick moves in a competitive dance event at 8 p.m. in the Lorton Performance Center. Guest judges will include Broadway choreographer Chet Walker, and styles will range from tap dance to hip-hop. Tickets are $15 for adults and $12 for students.

TUE 1/24:“The Addams Family”

The Tulsa Performing Arts Center stage will play host to the lovably macabre Addams Family from Jan. 24 to 29. The musical, based on the 1960’s TV show, has been heavily modified from the poorly-reviewed but popular Broadway version. Tickets range from $20 to $60.

SAT 1/28:Tulsa 66ers face the Mad Ants

Fresh off a 98-91 victory over the Texas Legends, Tulsa’s very own minor league basketball team will face the Fort Worth Mad Ants at 7 p.m. Friday and the same time Saturday. The 66ers are 11 and 12 on the season. Single game tickets are $10 to $25.

The University of Tulsa will welcome acclaimed conserva-

tive columnist Dr. George Will to campus next week for the second

of three events in the 2011-2012 Presidential Lecture Series.

The lecture, to be given at 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 2 in the Gussman Concert Hall of the Lorton Per-formance Center, is sponsored by the Darcy O’Brien Endowed Chair and is open to the public at no charge.

Will, whose career in journal-ism spans 40 years, is a regular columnist for the Washington Post and Newsweek. His columns are syndicated in over 450 newspa-pers throughout the United States

and Europe, making him Amer-ica’s most widely read political essayist. He has also appeared as a commentator on ABC’s “This Week” since the 1980s.

The subject of Will’s lecture is “The Political Argument Today,” a fitting topic for a writer whose influence dates back to the Nixon administration.

Though conservative, Will gained notoriety as a critic of Nix-on, going on to win the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary for “distin-guished commentary on a variety

of topics.”That “variety of topics” includes

baseball: Will has written nine books about politics, but also two books on “America’s pastime.”

Will serves on Major League Baseball’s Special Committee on On-field Matters and is a Chicago Cubs fan as a native Illinoisan, al-though he has been known to at-tend Nationals games as a resident of Washington D.C.

Will holds five degrees, includ-ing Bachelors of Arts from Trinity College and the University of Ox-

ford, Masters of Arts from Oxford and Princeton, and a PhD from Princeton for a dissertation en-titled “Beyond the Reach of Ma-jorities: Closed Issues in the Open Society.”

In addition to Will’s lecture, TU’s Presidential Lecture Series brought author Jonathan Franzen to campus in October and will conclude for the academic year with a joint lecture by famed Wa-tergate-breaking journalists Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward on March 27.

Famed columnist George Will to lecture at TUA commentator on topics from the Nixon administration to baseball, George Will brings historical perspective to TU’s Presidential Lectures.

John lEpinEStaff Writer

Allie Stewart / Collegian

Senior forward Denise Lewis fires a free throw against Tulane Sunday afternoon. Tulsa was 10 for 10 from the stripe, but that impressive statistic was not enough to save the game. The Green Wave swamped TU 66-51.

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Students underestimate binge consumption

Logan Miller / Collegian

Senior Steven Idlet, a center, attempts a layup against Tulane. Idlet netted 13 points and six rebounds in a 60–56 victory on Wednesday.

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On Wednesday, the Obama admin-istration denied TransCanada’s ap-plication to build the Keystone XL pipeline.

Environmental groups touted the decision made at the State De-partment’s recommendation as a major victory, while critics assert that the move hinders U.S. energy security.

President Obama announced in November that the pipeline deci-sion would be delayed until 2013, after the presidential election.

Republicans in Congress accel-erated the decision by attaching a 60-day deadline to the temporary payroll tax cut extension passed in December.

The State Department deter-mined that 60 days was not an ad-equate amount of time to review the permit, and advised that it be denied. Obama did not close the door on approval should Trans-Canada apply in the future.

The Keystone XL pipeline, if approved, will carry oil from the Canadian tar sands in Alberta through the central U.S., including Oklahoma, to the Gulf of Mexico.

According to an independent analysis cited by Tulsa’s KRMG radio, the pipeline could create as many as 14,000 jobs in Oklahoma during the construction phase.

Critics counter by saying that most of these are likely to be tem-

porary: once construction is com-plete, the jobs will disappear.

In addition, some Oklahoma landowners in the path of the pro-posed pipeline stand to lose their

land through eminent domain. TransCanada may choose to work with landowners to allay these concerns, possibly by altering its proposed route.

This was the case when Ne-braska lawmakers on both sides of the aisle moved to block Keystone construction that they felt threat-ened the Sand Hills wetlands in

the state. Critics of the pipeline also point

out that much of the proposed route overlays the Ogallala Aqui-fer, a major source of drinking

water that also supplies water to Midwest farms.

They say that a spill would dev-astate the Midwestern agricultural economy. TransCanada has said that its pipeline is safe and that any capacity for environmental dam-age is limited.

While the rest of the country may stand to benefit from in-

creased Canadian oil exports, the Keystone XL pipeline would likely increase energy prices in Oklahoma. The pipeline is in-tended in part to relieve the glut of oil around the Cushing, Oklahoma distribution center.

The glut plays a significant role in keeping Oklahoma gas prices well below the national average: gasoline in Tulsa currently costs 16 cents less per gallon than the U.S. average.

Despite this month’s decision, construction on domestic por-tions of the pipeline may proceed. TransCanada only requires State Department approval for the por-tion of the pipeline that will cross the border with Canada. This way, if a subsequent permit application is approved, much of the pipeline will already be in place.

“Much of the proposed route overlays the Ogallala Aquifer, a major

source of drinking water that also supplies water to Midwest farms”

Obama blocks pipeline, effects on Oklahoma mixedThe Keystone XL Pipeline would have run through the state and brought constructions jobs but also increased gas prices.

Emily CallEnStaff Writer

ing of anything is half of what you actually consume in real life … on the Snickers it says ‘contains two servings,’ but no one ever actually eats half of the Snickers bar and saves the rest for later.”

Binge drinking plays a role in the “work hard, play hard” ethos

common on college campuses. Binge drinking is seen as a cel-ebratory ritual and a reward for finishing a tough assignment.

According to the CDC, most binge drinkers are not alcohol dependent or alcoholic. Still, the

CDC report estimated that in 2006, binge drinking-related costs in lost productivity, healthcare and crime totaled $764 per person.

According to the report, “drink-ing too much contributes to over 54 different injuries and diseases,

including car crashes, violence, and sexually-transmitted diseas-es.”

Alcohol abuse has been related to several injuries on campus, in-cluding, in 2008, the death of a TU freshman. That year, President

Steadman Upham imposed harsh sanctions on fraternities found to be supplying alcohol to underage students. Since then, on-campus drinking has primarily provided fodder for the Campus Crime Watch.

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Africa

SOMALIA

The International Maritime Bu-reau reported a decrease in piracy in 2011. The Bureau credited mea-sures such as deploying privately armed guards on ships and pre-emptive strikes by naval forces in cutting the number of ship hijack-ings in half from 2010 to 2011.

Although the group noted that Somali pirates still accounted for more than half of all maritime pira-cy, their involvement has dropped.

In 2011, only 28 successful hi-jackings took place, compared to 40 in 2010. The numbers are promising but the group warns the international community about Somalia’s limited resources and

security venues. The pirates may have lessened

the number of successful attacks, but such attacks continue to pro-cure tens of millions of dollars in ransom money.

Americas

CANADA

A Canadian naval officer has been indicted for selling state secrets to a foreign power. Forty-year-old Lieutenant Jeffrey Delisle alleged-ly began spying on behalf of a for-eign government four years ago.

As an officer at Trinity, Cana-da’s military intelligence and com-munication center, Delisle tracked military ships and submarines in the Atlantic Ocean. Despite his rather low military rank, he worked in areas that required high

security clearance. The Canadian Television Net-

work believes that he was trad-ing secrets with Russia but did not explain the source of their as-sumption. China and Iran are also possible outlets for Delisle’s infor-mation, though Canada’s defense minister, Peter MacKay, urged the public not to speculate.

Russian officials have not com-mented, nor has the United States’ Justice Department, FBI or CIA, despite suggestions that Delisle’s intelligence reports could have in-cluded the locations and patterns of U.S. ships and submarines.

Asia

PAKISTAN

The Pakistani Taliban warn of more murders after a reporter for the U.S.-sponsored radio station, Voice of America, was gunned down while praying.

Mukarram Khan Aatif was at-tending evening prayers at a mosque in the northwestern town of Shabqadar when a masked gun-man opened fire and shot Aatif at least three times in the head and chest. He was taken to a hospital but announced dead upon arrival.

The gunman fled on motorbike with another masked individual.

Mukurram Khurasani, an aide to a Taliban leader, took respon-sibility for the act, saying, “all reporters of Voice of America are

our targets and should resign; oth-erwise we will kill them.”

Aatif’s death and the Taliban’s threats buttress allegations that Pakistan is the most dangerous area for journalists.

There is no word on whether the Pakistani government is investi-gating the incident.

Europe

SPAIN

Spanish authorities will be extend-ing a $10 billion credit line to its 17 nearly bankrupt districts.

The move, according to Spain’s budget minister, Cristóbal Monto-ro, would help these ailing regions and would come with stipulations. New legislation will likely be passed in order to penalize over-spending and other infractions.

In the past few years, the re-gions have undertaken expensive public service and capital projects, some of which, like two additional airports, are not frequented or used by anyone.

Spain’s current political struc-ture may be partially blamed. Af-ter Francisco Franco’s death in 1975, the regions asserted their au-tonomy and repudiated the central government’s power to interfere in their affairs.

Some experts argue that due to the regions’ mishandling of funds and the dire economic situation in Europe, the government may need

to project more authority, calling the credit line just one example of much needed change.

Middle East

ISRAEL

Israeli Defense Minister Edhud Barak rejected any speculation that Israel will be attacking Iran.

This assertion comes amid growing tension between the as-sassination of several Iranian nu-clear scientists.

Iran’s government has blamed Israeli intelligence for the mur-ders, and Iranian cyber hackers have retaliated by crippling Israeli websites.

Although Israel has been hinting that it reserved the right to attack if it deems Iran a threat, Barak noted that “we don’t have a decision or a date for taking such a decision.”

Iran’s nuclear program has been the primary source of the tension, though Iranian officials continue to deny that their nuclear enrich-ment programs are for military purposes.

The U.S. is negotiating talks be-tween Iran and Israel after a year of stalling. Israel is confident that Iran is now more open to negotia-tions since the E.U. and the U.S. have increased pressure on Iran with threats of stiffer economic sanctions.

Jinan ElSabbaghStudent Writer

Eye on the world:

In our Jan. 17 issue, The Collegian erroneously referred to Marcy Lawless as “the late” in an article about the service award named in her honor. We are pleased to state that Ms. Lawless is not, in fact, deceased, and are reminded of a quote by Mark Twain: “Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” The Collegian apologizes to Ms. Lawless.

Jan. 76:18 a.m.An officer on patrol located a sus-picious person in the parking lot of USA West. Upon contact, officers determined that the female subject was not a student. The subject ap-peared intoxicated and verbally confirmed the officers’ suspicion. She stated that she had been drink-ing in an apartment with friends and left alone. The subject stated that her mother was a professor of the university. Officers contacted

the mother and Security released custody a short time later.

Jan. 811:00 p.m.Officers responded to a fight in progress in the 3600 building of Mayo Village. Upon arrival, of-ficers met with the resident of the apartment and another male. They both stated that a third party was at the apartment and a verbal argu-ment ensued regarding a previous relationship. Officers determined that there was no physical alterca-tion.

5:25 a.m.Officers were dispatched to the 1700 building of USA West apart-ments for a noise complaint. Upon arrival, officers could hear loud

music from within an apartment. Officers made contact with the res-ident who stated that he and some friends were playing video games. Due to the posted quiet hours, all guests were asked to leave. A total of seven guests were escorted out.

Jan. 109:38 p.m.Officers responded to Mayo Vil-lage to the report of a student at-tempting suicide. Upon arrival, officers located the student and spoke with him. The student stat-ed that he had recently broken up with his girlfriend and wanted to hurt himself. EMSA and TPD was contacted. The student agreed to be evaluated by Behavioral Health Services and was escorted by TPD.

A copy of this report has been sent to Housing and Student Affairs.

Jan. 1111:00 p.m.An Officer received the report of a stolen bicycle. The victim stated that he parked and secured his red Fiji road bike prior to Christmas Break. Upon his return, the bicycle and lock were missing.

5:01 p.m.An officer was dispatched to the John Mabee Hall to take the report of a lost debit card. A student stat-ed that he had been to a few differ-ent buildings on campus and used his debit card and realized it was missing and contacted Security.

Jan. 1212:34 p.m.An officer was dispatched to the Alexander Health Center to the report of an ill employee. Upon arrival, the officer was informed that the employee was assisted to the Health Center and was recom-mended to be transported to St. Johns. The employee consented and was transported.

4:00 p.m.An officer was dispatched to Sharp Chapel to the report of a stolen painting. A University employee discovered the missing painting and contacted Security. Later that day the missing painting was lo-cated in a closet in Sharp Chapel.

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This Thursday, Ross Parmley was named the new athletic director of the University of Tulsa, replacing former A.D. Bubba Cunningham who left for the same position at The University of North Carolina Chapel Hill in October. Parmley served as deputy A.D. under Cun-ningham and has been acting as interim A.D. since Cunningham’s departure.

Initially the university planned to postpone the appointment of a new athletic director until a new president was found to replace Steadman Upham, who will be leaving following this semester, but because of the tumultuous state of college athletics the university decided it was important to have “stable and permanent leadership” within the athletic department.

In his first address as athletic director, Parmley emphasized his eagerness to compete for champi-onships, high academic standards, and fans. In regard to each of these three areas Parmley declared that “we will grow, we will compete, and we will win.”

Parmley also spoke of the role

of the intercollegiate sports within the University of Tulsa, stating that “athletics is not the most im-portant part of the University. We are a part of a bigger puzzle.” He also acknowledged that athletics was often one of the “most visible” parts of the university and as such it has an obligation to represent TU positively.

Regarding the unstable land-scape of college athletics, and es-pecially the current conference re-alignment, Parmley said the Tulsa athletics department would “focus on what we can control” and “do things the right way.” On this sub-ject he also repeatedly mentioned

the possible merger between Con-ference USA and the Mountain West, something that has appar-ently gained momentum despite the departure of key schools from both conferences.

Parmley, 38, is the youngest athletic director in the C-USA and one of the youngest in the nation. He is an Oklahoma native—from Lawton —and has a bachelor’s de-gree from Cameron University and a master’s from the University of Oklahoma. Before coming to TU in 2005 as the Director of Football Operations, he was the Director of Athletics for Norman Public Schools.

J.ChRiStophER pRoCtoRSports Editor

We have all seen people running around campus, but for some it is more than just going for a jog. For some Tulsa students, it is the excit-ing urban sport of parkour.

Parkour is designed for running through natural and urban envi-ronments, encouraging both speed

and endurance. While parkour aficionados seek

to keep the sport non-competitive, they seek to go as fast as they safe-ly can, ever increasing the excite-ment of the sport.

In addition to running, parkour involves jumping, climbing, roll-ing, and other gymnastic activi-ties. Participants use these varied techniques to scale natural and urban obstacles such as buildings and cliffs.

Popularized by movies, such as Casino Royale and The Bourne Ultimatum and video games such as Mirror’s Edge, the sport has grown rapidly encouraging run-

ners across the country to jump across alleys and between tall buildings, rolling to land without injury.

However, because the univer-sity disapproves of students climb-ing on top of buildings, you are more likely to see students jump-ing off the plaza in front of McFar-lin Library than the roof.

Still, in less restrictive environ-ments participants will climb walls and fences, often bounding over barriers, using convenient objects as vaulting poles.

Although this sport may seem like an underground activity, Par-kour is seen as such an effective form of exercise that militaries and police forces around the world have begun to incorporate it into their training.

Many feel it is the most effec-tive way for soldiers or police to pursue people in urban environ-ments, allowing our personnel to continue chases even when their targets cross ravines, jump off of buildings, or aerially cross alleys to avoid capture.

Sports THE COLLEGIAN : 424 JANUARY 2012

Tulsa filled the vacancy left by Bubba Cunningham this week when it appointed Oklahoma native Ross Parmley athletic director.

Ross Parmley named new AD

phillip fiSChabERStudent Writer

Parkour brings excitement to TU

Jan. 25M. Basketball UCF Reynolds Center 7 p.m.

Jan. 26W. Basketball UAB Reynolds Center 7 p.m.

Jan. 27Indoor Track Jayhawk Classic Lawrence, Kan. All DayW. Tennis vs. North Carolina State Knoxville, Tenn. 9 a.m.

Jan. 28M. Basketball at SMU Dallas, Texas 2 p.m.M. Tennis at East Tennessee Lexington, Ky. 2 p.m. W. Tennis vs. Tennessee/UC Davis Knoxville, Tenn. TBA

Jan. 29W. Basketball at SMU Dallas, Texas 2 p.m.M. Tennis vs. Kentucky/N. Carolina State Lexington, Ky. TBA

This semester Tulsa students can be seen flying through the air as they participate in the exciting new sport of Parkour.

Athletic Director Ross Parmley shakes hands with Tulsa President Steadman Upham before addressing the media in his first news conference as athletic director Thursday.

Photo courtesy Tulsa World

News and notes:G.J. Kinne dominates Collegiate Bowl:

Former Tulsa quarterback G.J. Kinne and offensive lineman Matt Romine participated in the Astro-Turf NFLPA Collegiate Bowl this Saturday. The game is designed to showcase graduating players who hope to be drafted into the NFL.

Kinne was dominant thought the game, completing six out of nine passes for 79 yards and a 20 yard rushing touchdown. Kinne so impressed those in attendance he was named MVP following the game.

Going into the game Kinne was projected by many to be a possible late round draft pick, but after his performance Saturday his draft stock has the potential to increase.

Men’s Tennis looses thriller to No. 6 Stanford, drops decision to No. 20 North Carolina:

Tulsa’s men’s tennis team is playing what may be one of the most difficult schedules in the na-tion this year.

The Hurricane is currently scheduled to face 13 teams ranked

in the preseason top 30. The team almost scored a ma-

jor upset against No.6 Stanford Friday that would have given its season a major boost.

After taking the doubles point to start the match, the Hurricane battled the Cardinal to a 3–3 tie, putting the match on the backs of Tulsa’s Japie De Klerk and Stan-ford’s Ryan Thacher.

Although Thacher would even-tually win the point, and the match, Tulsa certainty kept it suspenseful to the very end.

Longtime Penn State football coach Joe Paterno dies at age 85:

This Sunday Joe Paterno lost his battle with lung cancer, ending for him what has been a painful last year. Paterno had been head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions since 1966—46 years—be-fore being forced to step down amid the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal.

Despite the tumultuous last months of his life Paterno will be remembered by many—in University Park and across the nation—for his expansive life ac-complishments and his exuberant personality.

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Volleyball’s Tyler Henderson earns All-American honors

Size matters: Tulsa wows fans with massive new scoreboard

Collegian file photo

As the basketball season gets into full swing, Hurricane fans are able to see it all on Tulsa’s gigantic new Jumbotron in the Reynolds Center.

Collegian file photo

Junior volleyball star Tyler Henderson recently received two national accolades as she was named second-team All-American by Volleyball magazine and first-team All-National Team by COBRA magazine. Henderson was also named the C-USA Player of the Year after helping Tulsa win the C-USA and beat Oklahoma in the NCAA tournament.

close until nine minutes left in the game, with 47–44 to Tulsa.

“We keep having too many stretches of time when we are stuck on a number and today that number was 47,” Coach Mossman said.

“At the 9:01 mark we have a three-point lead, but then we don’t

score another point until the 1:34 mark.”

The game ended with the Green Wave on a 17–0 run and earning a 15-point victory as they defeated the Golden Hurricane 66–51.

TU women’s basketball returns to the Reynolds Center at 7 p.m. on Thursday for a match-up with the University of Alabama at Bir-mingham.

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Perhaps no NFL player has re-ceived as much buzz, attention, adulation and scorn this season as Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow.

Gregg Doyel, columnist for cbssports.com, called him, for bet-ter or worse, “the story of this NFL season.”

Clay Travis, sports radio broad-caster and blogger, said he was “perhaps the most clutch football player of our generation.”

Many have praised Tebow’s very public expressions of Chris-tian faith and values, but just as many, it seems, are detractors. Meanwhile “Tebowing” has gone viral, with thousands posting pic-tures of themselves assuming Tebow’s one-knee prayer posture in unlikely places.

Saturday Night Live even joined in the fray, lampooning Tebow in a sketch where Jesus Christ visits the Broncos locker room to say “You’re welcome” for providing Denver with a six-game winning streak, and to suggest that Tebow “take it down a notch.”

34.2 million people tuned in to witness the Broncos’ playoff wal-loping at the hands of the New England Patriots, making that match-up the most watched late Saturday Divisional Playoff game ever, despite the one-sidedness of the final score (New England led 35–7 at the half before putting the game away at 45–10).

According to an ESPN poll, Tebow became the most popular athlete in America this season. He was a prevalent topic of discussion on sports radio shows, used in ser-mon illustrations by devout fans, and even appropriated as an icon by the Michelle Bachmann cam-paign during a “fourth-quarter” push in the Iowa Caucuses.

Tebow’s 80-yard touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas in playoff overtime against the Steel-ers also broke Twitter’s record for most tweets per second for a sport-ing event. There were 9,420 tweets per second immediately after the Broncos’ eleven-second overtime victory.

Still, perhaps no sports figure has been as polarizing as Tebow. Not only has he been criticized for his zealous proclamation of Chris-tianity, but there are many who maintain that he simply does not have what it takes to be an NFL starting quarterback, citing his awkward throwing motion, full-back-like build and atrocious stats in some games (Tebow was 3-of-16 against the Chicago Bears in the first half, before going 18-of-23 for a—of course—“miraculous” second-half comeback).

Future seasons will have the final say on whether Tim Tebow is truly a good NFL quarterback or just a college ball hero with a chipper disposition and a whole lot of luck (or blessing). Tebow, who was only named the starter after QB Kyle Orton led the Broncos to a 1–4 start, hopes to capitalize on the offseason to hone his skill.

“I feel like I’ve improved a lot in a lot of different forms of my game,” Tebow said. “And I con-tinue to improve and continue to get a lot better, and I believe I can, and I’m looking forward to putting in work.”

Whatever happens, Tebow is determined to maintain the per-spective and priorities that have guided him thus far. In a complete-ly uncontroversial move, Tebow spends time before and after game with an individual challenged by health problems. Tebow flies in the entire family, puts them in a hotel, eats with them, gets them pregame passes and good tickets, and spends time with them up un-til kickoff and after the last ball in snapped.

“It’s by far the best thing I do to get myself ready,” Tebow said. “It puts it all into perspective. The game doesn’t really matter. I mean, I’ll give 100 percent of my heart to win it, but in the end, the thing I most want to do is not win championships or make a lot of money, it’s to invest in people’s lives, to make a difference.”

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Tim Tebow’s late game magic fuels excitement

John lEpinEStaff Writer

Although the Denver Broncos have been eliminated from the playoffs, their starting quarterback Tim Tebow has become one of the biggest names in sports due to his late game triumphs and his Christian zeal.

It’s a beautiful day in theTrue Blue Neighborhood!

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January is National Mentoring Month:Mentoring a child can change a life forever. Learn about more opportunities at the TBN Volunteer Center.

Community Service Work Study:Positions available in the TBN Volunteer Center.

Medicine Wheel Award:Applications are now available in the TBN Volunteer Center or online.

True Blue Friday at the Food BankCome by for a service opportunity at the Community Food Bank of Eastern Oklahoma on Jan. 27 from 1-3 p.m.

Jan. 18

M. Basketball Tulane W 60–56

Jan. 19

W. Basketball at. Houston W 77–48

Jan 20

M. Tennis Stanford L 4–3

Jan. 21

M Basketball at Rice W 70–46

Jan. 22

M. Tennis North Carolina L 5–2W. Basketball Tulane L 66–51

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Eric McClellan, a freshman guard from Austin Texas, cuts past Tulane’s Jorden Callahan as the Hurricane blows by the Green Wave 60–56 Wednesday night.

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Blowing second-half leads has be-come a staple in Golden Hurricane repertoire this season.

Tulsa turned the tables Wednes-day night at the Reynolds Center, however, using a second–half run to take control of the game in the Hurricane’s 60–56 triumph over Tulane.

Down seven at halftime, a sti-fling Tulsa defense limited the Green Wave to 24 points on 24 percent shooting in the second-half.

The win marked the third victo-ry in a row for TU, and vaulted the Golden Hurricane above .500. TU moved to 10–9, and 3–2 in confer-ence play.

Sophomore Jordan Clarkson led

the way for Tulsa with 16 points and junior Scottie Haralson add-ed 12 points. Senior Steven Idlet came off the bench to contribute 13 points and six rebounds. Idlet along with sophomore Kodi Mad-uka set up a blockade in the paint, as each swatted five blocks.

TU never let go of the lead after senior forward D.J. Magley stole the ball and clumsily took it the length of the court, which resulted in an old-fashioned three-point play. The play put the Golden Hur-ricane up 41–38 and garnered as many laughs as it did cheers.

Tulane was carried by guards

Ricky Tarrant and Jordan Callah-an, who poured in 15 and 14 points respectively. The Green Wave fell to 12–6 overall, and 0–4 in C-USA play.

The Golden Hurricane fans col-lectively breathed a sigh of relief as their team uncharacteristically made free throw after free throw down the stretch to seal the win. TU finished the game shooting 14-15 from the free throw line.

The TU men are entering the meat of the conference schedule and appear to be finding their form right in the nick of time. Despite the slightly disappointing season

so far, the Golden Hurricane’s resilience has never been ques-tioned, as they have bounced back from numerous gut-wrenching losses to get to a respectable posi-tion.

This Saturday Tulsa dominated Rice 70–46 in Houston to extend the team’s winning streak to four games. The Hurricane will be back home at 7 p.m. Wednesday night to face UCF. The Knights will pro-vide a tough test for Tulsa as they are currently leading the C-USA and defeated defending national champion Connecticut earlier this year.

Second-half surge steers TU past Tulane

Men’s basketball has started to peak at just the right time, as decisive wins against Tulane and Rice maintain Tulsa’s four-game winning streak and position the Hurricane to compete for a conference championship.

ZaCh pattERSonStudent Writer

P.F. Chang’s is fancy, Pei Wei is yummy and Panda Express is fast. But if students want real, authen-tic Chinese food, they should ditch the chains and sketchy buffets.

Instead, head about a mile east down 11th Street to Guang Zhou Dim Sum. Here, the food is fresh, delicious and totally authentic.

This is not Grandma’s sweet and sour pork we’re talking—many of the dishes are totally un-known to the average collegiate connoisseur, and even dishes like kung pao chicken are very differ-ent from what they may be used to. But in this case, different is a good thing.

Guang Zhou boasts an assort-ment of soups, noodles, fried rice dishes, vegetarian options, poulty, red meat, seafood … the guest will never lack for choices. In addition, the menu has “hot pots” designed to share.

What Guang is most known for is Dim Sum, which refers to eating lots of small appetizers, usually dumplings or similar confections, in groups of three. This is a great

way to experience cultural flavor and variety, but these delicious lit-tle bites add up fast, so be prepared to spend for the full experience.

The wonderful and unique fare at this local restaurant is a little more expensive than some Chi-nese alternatives, but it is definite-ly worth it. Although patrons will likely shell out around $15 for din-ner, the portions are generous and the quality is high.

The soups are more afford-able, and definitely a meal in themselves. Guang Zhou also has

a great lunch special during the week if students want to experi-ence this local spot on a budget.

Students should keep in mind that they are paying for the food, not the atmosphere; there is only so much aesthetic improvement one can make to an old McDon-ald’s building.

But there is nothing “McChi-nese” about it the fare at Guang Zhou. Students looking for a unique and authentic experience just a short walk from campus will find that this is the right place.

variety THE COLLEGIAN : 624 JANUARY 2012

I really want to love The Black Keys. I want to be thrilled with the band’s garage-rock, gung-ho, play-five-notes-per-song ap-proach. I want to praise its attempt at merging the 1940s Chess blues sound with modern indie rock.

I want to hail the blue collar simplicity, and I want to say that “El Camino,” its latest installment, is packed with energy and kept me interested from start to finish. Un-fortunately, the truth is much less enthusiastic.

At first glance, this is a radical shift from 2010’s “Brothers.” The band has traded in its slow, lurch-ing dirges for up-tempo beats—a change sure to incur the ire of many fans. I did not mind the swap—and though a tune reminis-cent of “Everlasting Light” would have been a nice change of pace—the perceived “danciness” of the album did not bother me. The lack of quality songs, however, did.

“El Camino” opens with the single “Lonely Boy,” which, aside from the sped-up tempo, is straight out of the Keys’ playbook—light-hearted, catchy and repetitive without dragging on. The song sets a generally positive tone for the rest of the album.

Unfortunately, it does not hold. The second song, “Dead and Gone,” is somewhat of a momen-tum killer, and by the back half (or side two, for those still using vi-nyl), the music has lost all energy and inspiration.

Songs like “Hell of a Season” and “Nova Baby” sound so per-fectly blah that listeners might for-get the stereo is on, while others like “Money Maker” feel underde-veloped, as though there was an-other section that the band forgot to write.

On top of that, the lyrics consist

almost completely of first person tales of heartbreak—a topic that becomes stale after three or four songs. To make things worse, nine of the 11 tracks lie in the three minute range, giving every song roughly the same arc.

There are still a handful of posi-tives to take away from this album. As always, Dan Auerbach’s guitar buzzes and spits out riffs with a raunchy, unique tone, and Patrick Carney’s drums are perhaps more driving and bombastic than they have ever been.

“Lonely Boy” is a bright spot, as are parts of “Run Right Back” and “Gold on the Ceiling.” The album’s standout, “Little Black Submarines,” shows the band at its most vulnerable and sonical-ly ambitious, changing halfway through from a soulful ballad to a Led Zeppelin throwback while re-peating the same lyrics. It is a nice break from an album that verges on monotonous after more than one song, and might be one of the Keys’ best compositions to date.

Unfortunately, this is not a particularly good album. It has highlights, but it is extremely top heavy, and the falloff between the good and bad songs is dramatic. Still, The Black Keys at their most uninspired are still more enjoyable than much of the popular music thrown at us by the mainstream.

Keys lets down with “El Camino” The Black Keys’s latest album was not as good as its last, yet still better than artists featured on MTV.

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The indie rock band, the Black Keys, reach heightened popularity with its latest installment, “El Camino.”

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This typical Guang Zhou meal features delicious pork and shrimp dumpling soup, with shrimp dumplings in a broth with noodles, Asian greens and chunks of pork.

Ni hao, Guang Zhou!A local Tulsa favorite offers delicious and authentic Chinese cuisine.

anna bEnnEttStudent Writer

The Loaded Dice steal show at Cain’s

Lucas Forsythe / Collegian

Cole Park of the Loaded Dice greets fans after a packed show at Cain’s Ballroom on Friday night. Cole is the younger brother of Seth Park who with drummer Charlie Spears (both seniors at TU) founded the musical group over a year ago. The band celebrated the recent release of its first studio album “Demonstration Recordings” at the show. The concert was part of Z104.5 The Edge “Homegroan Heroes” band showcase that featured a dynamic selection of local bands throughout the night.

VarietyTHE COLLEGIAN : 7 24 JANUARY 2012

Love is in the air. And what better way to win hearts and get booty than by serenading your victim—rather, love interest—with an expression of your emotion in musical form? That’s right, a love song! But this time, don’t waste your time with that Josh Groban crap. He has no idea how you feel. Instead, why not impress your lover with these lesser-known love songs?

1. My Love’s Drinking Straw

2. I Love You Like I Love Poop

3. I Don’t Care About Your College Degree (Let’s Screw)

4. ILY Means I’m Leaving You

5. If I Loved You, This Would Be a Love Song

6. Power Chord of Love

7. I Love My Cow

8. Shoes Are Fine

9. Lazy Eye

10. Your Toes Stench of Loveliness

If these tantalizing tunes prove ineffective, and your sweetie runs in the opposite direction, then unfortunately you are on your own. Just don’t forget to pay royalties, and be sure to come and see the whole Spiked Punch Lines gang at 8 p.m. every Monday and Wednesday in Kendall Hall room 110.

Spiked Punch Lines Improv presents:unlikely love song titles

anna bEnnEttStudent Writer

Anna Bennett / Collegian

One thing that we here at College Lifehacks have always stood up for is productive studying and ef-ficiency in schoolwork. You know that, dear reader, and we hope our advice has turned you into a class-room hero, an academic legend, a collegiate champion of the highest degree.

But let us not forget that old classical ideal, “Mens sana in corpore sano”—a sound mind in a sound body. Could there be in-efficiencies and bad habits that are plaguing your exercise as much as your study habits?

Well, the first key to exercis-ing is, astonishingly, doing it. It may surprise you to discover it, but exercise is much more effec-tive when it is actually executed, accomplished or otherwise per-formed, instead of merely consid-ered, dreamt or otherwise contem-plated.

This concession, however, I will grant: exercise whenever you want to. I find going to the gym first thing in the morning to be a chore. My tired body murmurs protests, and my hand is quicker to reach for the snooze button than for a dumbbell or pull-up bar.

So I exercise in the afternoons, clearing my head and relieving all the stress accumulated during class. Exercise at the time of day that appeals to you most, and you are much likelier to actually do it.

Additionally, remember the benefits of exercise. Vanity (or “self-esteem,” politely) is a pow-erful motivator, but there are many more benefits to staying fit than just physical appearance. Exercise boosts the immune system, fights off depression and enhances brain function. It improves sleep (except for heavy exercise right before bed), fights off the “disease of af-fluence” (like heart disease and diabetes) and releases endorphins.

So, assuming that you actually do exercise, what should you do? Whatever your goals, they should include both cardiovascular and strength training. You need both aerobic and anaerobic exercise—endurance and strength are not much use without each other.

Even those not interested in “bulking up” should still try strength training: muscle is dens-er than fat, so weightlifting has a slimming effect, especially for women, who are typically not hor-monally capable of developing large muscles.

When weightlifting, skip the machines and focus on free weights. Most exercise machines target certain major muscles ef-fectively, but fail to build overall strength because they minimize the work done by the host of tiny stabilizer muscles that support the work of the big muscles.

You are less likely to injure yourself in real life if you use free weights and your body weight (dumbbells, pull-up bars, etc.) instead of letting a machine do all the stabilizing work for your muscles.

Perform both the concen-tric movement and the eccentric movement. Your muscles need to be good at contracting and ex-panding—not just contracting. So when you curl a dumbbell, raise it up slowly and lower it down slow-ly; they are different movements that increase arm strength in dif-ferent ways.

Finally, be purposeful. When you go to the gym, have a plan, carry it out fast enough to get tired and then get out of there. Main-tain consistency in your workouts so you can track your progress. Challenge yourself to work a little harder each time; your body grows stronger when you force it to the point of failure.

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1. Words with Friends—This one is easily the best casual multiplayer game. It is like Scrabble but easier, players can just plug in letters and discover new words while trying to crush their opponents.

2. Instagram—This free app is great for casually sharing photos with friends. It is like Twitter for photos; users can see what their friends have been up to with photos that look great with a selection of photo filters that can spice up a boring picture of food.

3. Pandora—This is the best free music app by far. Just pick a station and go.

4. Tiny Wings—This highly addictive game is extremely simple and fun. Play as a little bird whose wings are not big enough to let him fly. With great art and sound effects, this is an entertaining casual game.

5. Temple Run—This is likely the best free game in the app store right now. Gamers play as a character who stole an idol from a temple and is running from mutant monkeys. Dodge left and right while trying to collect coins that enable you to purchase in-game power ups.

6. Netflix—Anyone with a Netflix account can stream movies and shows onto their phones or iPods

for no added cost. Who would not want to watch an episode of their favorite show on their way to class? (Or even in class—be careful.)

7. Fruit Ninja—This game is worth the dollar for Martial arts experts, hoodie ninjas or maybe normal people too. Chop the fruit—it is as simple as that.

8. Epic Citadel—This game walk-through is purely for showing off what an awesome graphics engine can do. Explore castle grounds and take it all in with graphics that rival Xbox and PlayStation 3.

9. Wolfram Alpha—This app serves as an encyclopedia of numbers. What is the average air speed velocity of an African swallow? Wolfram knows. Siri—featured on the latest iPhone—utilizes Wolfram for information as well.

10. Rdio—Although this is a paid music service, it is worth it to music buffs that have a huge library that they can’t fit onto their devices. It allows streaming of what is basically a vast iTunes library, while allowing for high quality downloads for those times when signal is unavailable. This service is also awesome for discovering new artists and creating playlists for any situation.

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Studio 54: A Weekly Review of All Things Retro.

Elliot baumanStudent Writer

Two notorious outlaws—Butch Cassidy, played by Paul Newman (left), and the handsome Sundance Kid, portrayed by Robert Redford (right)—shoot their way out of trouble while in Bolivia, during the most famous scene in the film.

1969 was arguably one of the most tumultuous years of modern his-tory. During that time, the United States and Soviet Union space-race reached new heights when the US landed astronauts on the moon, and there was also fierce public opposition towards Ameri-can involvement in the Vietnam conflict—which eventually result-ed in four dead students at Kent State University. Finally, the Bea-tles, Jimi Hendrix and the Rolling Stones graced the world with some of the best music ever heard.

But did the film industry con-tribute any marvels to this signifi-cant year? Without a doubt.

One major film was “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”, from director George Roy Hill. Even today, “Butch Cassidy” is still considered one of the most iconic films ever produced.

“Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dance Kid” may not be all the talk in the twenty-first century, but the 1969 film still maintains its repu-tation as a true American classic. “Butch Cassidy” holds a spot on the American Film Institute’s “100 Years … 100 Movies” list, and for good reason.

The film stars Paul Newman, as Butch Cassidy, and Robert Red-ford, playing the pistol virtuoso Sundance Kid, and tells the tale of two Western outlaws as they flee from justice and attempt to main-tain their “Hole in the Wall” gang and miraculous criminal career.

Such a chase takes Cassidy and Sundance across the old American West, up through New York, and eventually to Bolivia, where the

outlaws struggle to conduct rob-beries in Spanish.

Viewers who tend to dislike Western films should not shy from the film. While the film is indeed set in late 1800s Wyoming and cer-tainly features its share of cowboy hats and horseback riding, “Butch Cassidy” also contains enough hot-shot pistol shooting, snappy dialogue—for those interested, the film makes a humorous Oklaho-ma reference—and old fashioned swagger to entertain the majority of viewers. If it still sounds dull, then the film’s various gunfights, robberies and explosions should do the trick.

Furthermore, running below two hours, “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” makes for a quick viewing and does not require an entire afternoon or evening to view, as is the case with many movies released during the same time period.

Any serious film enthusiast, or anyone looking for some old, classy, entertainment should con-sider taking one-hundred and twelve minutes to see this film. Al-though copies of the film are a bit elusive these days, they can occa-sionally be found floating around Vintage Stock stores, and it is also available through Netflix stream-ing. To quote Cassidy himself, “That ought to do it!”

Who are those guys?

Crystal Bridges Museum of Amer-ican Art is located just 120 miles from Tulsa in Bentonville, Ar-kansas. Its expansive and impres-sive collection and free admission make it well worth the trip.

The physical structure, designed by Israeli-born American architect Moshe Safdie, dazzles, while the art collection inside holds some-thing for everyone.

Alice Walton, the Wal-Mart heiress, is the museum’s primary benefactor. Despite her association with the discount chain, Walton’s museum is a top-quality institu-tion.

Works from the colonial period include portraits of statesmen, while George Catlin’s depictions of Native American culture are among the later works. The Hud-son River School is well represent-ed, including Asher Brown Du-rand’s painting “Kindred Spirits.”

Walton ruffled feathers when she acquired the work from the New York Public Library. Her critics derided the decision to bring great works to small-town Arkansas, but Walton was driven by an interest in the democratization of fine art. Her guiding belief, it seems, is that

flyover states deserve art, too. Minor works by Mary Cassat,

John Singer-Sargent, Andrew Wy-eth and Jackson Pollock are on display, but major works by less well-known artists steal the spot-light.

Dennis Miller Bunker’s “Anne Page” (1887) is starkly stunning and echoes Whistler’s “Portrait of the Artist’s Mother,” while Wayne Theibaud’s “Supine Woman” (1963) is as attention grabbing as it is disconcerting.

American artists played a ma-jor role in leading the charge into modernism and post modernism, a fact underscored by the museum’s robust holdings from these peri-ods. A broad range of sensibili-ties are on display, from Norman Rockwell’s “Rosie the Riveter” to a portrait of Dolly Parton by Andy Warhol.

Visitors to the museum should plan to spend at least an hour, and art lovers will want to stay much longer. Spring visitors may want to spend time on the museum’s grounds in order to take advantage of the magnificent setting and sev-eral marked trails.

The museum is open 11 a.m.–6 p.m. on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays and 11 a.m.–9 p.m. on Wednesdays and Fridays.

The museum café serves cre-ative caffeinated beverages if you need a jolt before plunging into the collection. Lunch is served daily and dinner is served on Wednes-days and Fridays.

Crystal Bridges delightsWal-Mart heiress Alice Walton’s impressive collection of fine art is expansive.

Emily CallEnStaff Writer

State of the Union Drinking Game: It’s an election year; you deserve a drink.

Please drink responsibly. Game best played with cheap beer (Democrats) or Jameson and Coke (Republicans/anyone from South Tulsa).

◊ President Obama says “job”: drink

◊ President Obama says “jobs” more than once in a single sentence: drink for the duration of the next applause break

◊ Any time camera pans to Republicans looking grumpy while Democrats applaud: Democrats drink, Republicans get Democrats another beer.

◊ Anytime Republicans accidentally start to ap-plaud: Everybody salutes the power of friendship and drinks

◊ President Obama says “compromise”: take a sip of your friend’s drink

◊ Joe Biden makes a funny face/appears to be nap-ping: drink

◊ John Boehner looks horrified (or horrifying): last person to gasp exag-geratedly finishes their drink.

◊ Camera pans to John McCain: drink

◊ John McCain appears to be napping: drink twice

◊ One drink for every missing Supreme Court Justice (pro tip: there are nine)

◊ Any mention of war in Iraq or Afghanistan, or killing Osama bin Laden: drink to our men and women in uniform

◊ Anytime the President smirks: drink

◊ Any mention of college students/student loans/soon-to-be grads: drown your sorrow.

For those in it to win it, here are additional rules for the Republican response.

◊ If the response is apt to kill the politician’s career (a la Bobby Jindal circa 2009), toast the end of the gentleman’s aspira-tions to glory

◊ “Job Killing Healthcare Law”: throw something at the television, shout “you lie,” and drink

◊ Mention of Keystone XL pipeline: drink

◊ Mention of “job cre-ators”: drink twice

◊ Obvious lie: finish your drink

We are all familiar with conserva-tive politicians talking about the idea of “restoring America to its original greatness” and becom-ing a “Christian nation” again. There’s a lot of talk about the Founding Fathers and their inten-tions in shaping a young country.

These politicians, especially the ones affiliated with the Tea Party, treat the Founding Fathers almost as if they were deities—infinitely wise and capable of no moral shortcomings.

It is not only an appropriate time for the public to understand the original writings and true in-tentions of the Founding Fathers, but a crucial one.

But these men were not as much pillars of moral perfection as they were innovative intellectuals. They were vulnerable to the usual shortcomings of humanity, such as adultery.

This is especially true in the case of Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson who were not even devout Christians, but would

more accurately be described as deists. Franklin also had an ille-gitimate child who lived with him and his wife.

In the Major American Writers course offered at TU, various writ-ings of Benjamin Franklin’s can be found on the reading list. His writ-ings make it clear that those who wish to make America a “Chris-tian nation” again have severely missed the point.

Benjamin Franklin seems noth-ing if not accepting of others’ reli-gious views and life choices.

Franklin’s individuality and his ideas about self-improvement

broke from traditional Puritan teachings, but the concepts were essential both to his personal philosophy and the way he envi-sioned America developing as a country—an independent nation in which many different religious backgrounds could coexist.

In Franklin’s autobiography, he writes, “These [virtues of religion] I esteem’d the Essentials of every religion, and being to be found in

all the Religions we had in our Country I respected them all.”

He was tolerant of all religions. He was also tolerant of foreigners, Native Americans, those who did not attend church and generally people who chose a less-travelled path of life.

In another piece entitled “Re-marks Concerning the Savages of North America” he wrote “Sav-ages we call them, because their manners differ from ours, which we think the perfection of civility; they think the same of theirs.”

He displayed remarkable empa-thy and understanding toward the

Native Americans, and continued to talk about the aspects of their culture which he respected and ad-mired.

Franklin was an integral force in the establishment of America as a country; he was a tireless dip-lomat, started the first library and fire station and eventually signed the Constitution.

He was famous and influen-tial in his life. He was one of this

country’s founders and he wrote of tolerance and self-improvement.

He did not, however, write about the necessity of America being or becoming a Christian nation. It is indeed disconcerting, then, that politicians today refer to govern-ing America as “the Constitution and Founding Fathers originally intended” but often fail to specify what those intentions were or en-tirely misconstrue them.

Michelle Bachmann, for exam-ple, said that the Founding Fathers and writers of the Constitution worked tirelessly to abolish slav-ery.

She botched the telling of histo-ry in that case—the original Con-stitution did not illegalize slavery. In fact, more than five early Presi-dents were slave holders, includ-ing James Madison and Thomas Jefferson. Yet she claims to be a “Constitutional expert” and often speaks about the “Godliness” of the Founding Fathers.

She is not the only one guilty of misconstruing what the Founding

Fathers were like or believed. Rick Santorum, speaking in

South Carolina recently, said that equality comes from God, that it “doesn’t come from Islam. It doesn’t come from the East and Eastern religions.” He then asked, “Where does it come from? It comes from the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.”

He went on to say, “If your rights come from God, then you have an obligation to live responsibly in conforming with God’s law, and our founders said so, right?”

In the 1700s, Franklin and oth-ers realized the importance of respecting the religious views of others. Why, then, has it escaped the understanding those who so fervently insist on their adoration of the Constitution and its writers?

In the 1700s, Franklin realized the importance of respecting the culture of others—even cultures which are vastly different from our own. It seems as if, 300 years later, we are still missing the point. We can not be a “Christian nation” because we are a nation of many religions.

Particularly disheartening is our treatment of those who follow Is-lam. We treat our global neighbors and fellow citizens of the world in the Middle East with a less than accepting attitude.

In light of reading the writings of Benjamin Franklin, one won-ders if we have learned much at all, or if we have blatantly ignored the voices of the enlightened few who gave so much time and effort into ensuring that America treated people differently—with accep-tance.

Opinion THE COLLEGIAN : 824 JANUARY 2012

State of the Union: It’s in the drink

Emily CallEnStaff Writer

“These virtues I esteem’d the Essentials of every religion, and being to be found in all the Religions

we had in our Country, I respected them all.”

Founding Fathers not advocates of “Christian Nation”Far from arguing for a “Christian nation,” the Founding Fathers understood the necessity of religious tolerance and acceptance.

lily CloughStudent Writer

Mitt Romney continues to rein-force the impression that he is hopelessly out of touch.From his claim that $370,000 in speaking fees is “not very much,” to his of-fering Rick Perry a $10,000 bet during an Iowa debate, Romney is showing the American people the distant elements of his personality.

America is beginning to see the side of Mitt Romney that has $200 million fortune, that once man-aged the equity firm Bain Capital, and that has no idea what it is like to be in the bottom 90 percent of America, or what it’s like to earn $30,000 a year—and only $30,000 a year.

Most Americans do not pay taxes on capital gains. Most of the taxes Mitt Romney pays are capi-tal gains. Despite the fact that his annual income is easily within the top marginal income tax rates, he recently stated that the effective tax rate he pays is near 15 per-cent—well below the rates paid by the upper middle-class.

But perhaps the most telling revelations come from Romney’s endorsements of for-profit col-leges, specifically the plugs he has offered to Full Sail University, a for-profit college near Orlando.

Speaking solely about campaign finance and ethics, Romney’s en-dorsements are disturbing.

The chief executive of Full Sail, as well as his wife, gave the maximum $2,500 to Romney’s campaign and $45,000 to Restore our Future, a super politicla action committee managed in support of the Romney campaign. This should be at least somewhat dis-concerting.

It is not the job of our politicians to collect donations in exchange for advertising. Romney should be ashamed, even if this were the only concern with his actions.

Which it is not.More disturbing is his appar-

ent ignorance of the actual nature of the businesses he is endorsing. Romney has repeatedly stated in debates and town-hall meetings across the nation that diverting more students to for-profit colleg-es would benefit the educational system of the entire nation.

Arguing that the profit motive, competition and lower costs make for-profit colleges more efficient, Romney has given these business-es (and they are businesses—not schools) his unqualified support.

Yet he does not appear to know, for example, that one Full Sail pro-gram, a 21 month video game art program, costs $80,000 and gradu-ates only 14 percent of students on time. Only 38 percent ever gradu-ate at all.

A report from the Government Accountability Office states that out of 15 schools approached by

undercover applicants, all engaged in deceptive marketing and admis-sions practices, and four commit-ted outright fraud.

Examples of fraudulent activi-ties include encouraging appli-cants to lie on federal aid forms, obscuring actual admission costs, lying about accreditation and re-porting highly inflated salaries paid to graduates.

If the results of the GAO study

hold across the industry (as is like-ly to be the case—there is rarely only “one bad apple”), it is also clear that Romney’s claims about price competition are false.

The GAO found that in almost all cases tuition at for-profit col-leges was greater than costs for the same program at nearby public and private non-profit schools.

With rare exceptions, for-profit colleges are more expensive than community colleges, have lower graduations rates and produce de-grees of dubious value.

Romney also appears to have forgotten that Education Manage-ment Corporation, among the larg-est companies working in for-prof-it education is the target of an $11 billion Justice Department suit—a suit targeting ECM for defrauding its customers through fraudulent marketing and recruiting practice.

It is convenient indeed that Romney would forget this: Todd S.

Nelson, chief executive of ECM, is yet another donor to Romney’s campaign, and he too gave the maximum.

Romney’s seemingly well-thought out position is clearly not informed by the facts of for-profit education as it manifests in con-temporary America, and this, if nothing else, should reveal to vot-ers that Romney is not the candi-date of the middle-class.

Mitt Romney’s comments and endorsements reveal a candidate uninformed about education and unable to relate to the vast majority of Americans.

KylE WalKEROpinion Editor

Revelation of riches wrecks Romney’s runMuch of his campaign has rid-

den on this idea. Unfortunately for him, however, the 2008 financial crisis arrived at just the right time to get voters concerned about the financial status of our politicians.

Romney is coming to increas-

ingly resemble the small swath of the American populace whose wealth has so far removed them from the everyday that the dreams and needs of most Americans are incomprehensible to them.

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opinionTHE COLLEGIAN : 9 24 JANUARY 2012

It doesn’t matter what anyone’s personal politics are regarding the LGBTQ; the sim-ple truth is that a Girl Scouts troop is not the appropriate venue in which to voice them.

HonestGirlScouts.com recently posted a 14-year-old’s video calling for the boycott of Girl Scout cookies on the basis that one troop in Colorado admitted a young trans-gender female.

The video has since been taken down, but visitors to the website can still print off a flier proclaiming “You Deserve to Know What Girl Scout Cookies Fund.”

Their main objections usually relate to the “facts” that they support the LGBTQ movement and Planned Parenthood.

This website also features other gems for journalists such as “lies, lies, lies, yeah … they’re gonna get you” and “GSUSA CEO Kathy Cloninger admits (and has not retract-

ed) Girl Scouts partner with Planned Parent-hood.” They even insinuate that GSUSA money goes towards funding abortions.

This entire argument against the LGBTQ lifestyles and for “wholesome” traditional values, is being placed on the shoulders Bobby Montoya, one seven year old who wanted to be a Girl Scout.

The 14-year-old who made the video ac-cuses GSUSA of not being “honest,” be-cause they did not call every news team in America each time they admitted a trans-gender child.

GSUSA’s reasoning behind accepting a transgender is that any child who identi-fies as a girl, and whose family presents as them as a girl, can be admitted. Even Bobby,

however, was even initially rejected for hav-ing “boy parts,” and was not admitted un-til state Girl Scout officials stepped in and forced the troop to accept her.

The most despicable aspect of this “con-troversy” is that it largely consists of adults taking advantage of one child’s ill-advised Youtube post and another’s personal choice.

The 14-year-old’s video is highly incen-diary and has been thoroughly divisive. Since the video’s posting, LGBTQ activists across the nation have begun buying mas-sive amounts of Girl Scout cookies, and often donating them to their local LGBTQ community centers. Others have stopped buying and even selling cookies.

With all of the anger and bigotry, it is easy to forget that all of this controversy stems from the problems of two children.

Despite this 14-year-old girl’s supposed knowledge about GSUSA’s corruption and dishonesty, one has to wonder how much she actually knows about gender identifica-tion.

Honestly, how much does the average

ninth grader know about the complexities of modern sexual politics? This girl does not even live in the same state as the person she is rallying against; in fact they live five hun-dred miles apart.

Even though the girl took down her own posting of the video, it can still be found all over the web. Words like “bigot,” “psycho-

path” and other vulgar epithets are thrown around with alarming frequency, when in actuality there is nothing particularly offen-sive in her video at all.

This girl’s video does not specifically target the LGBTQ community. She is up-set because an organization she belongs to, GSUSA, has a policy that she doesn’t agree with.

Yes, her opinion does seem anti-LGBTQ, but her argument is really not that offensive at all. Just because someone does not agree with you does not mean they are being of-fensive.

It is also important to note that this girl never mentions a specific person. The news media latched onto her video and did that for her.

Bobby was dragged onto LGBTQ center stage to fight the civil rights battle. She has been rallied around by activists and sympa-thizers alike. But Bobby has received just as much, if not more, negative outcries about her personal life as well.

Could she or her parents have predicted that wanting to be in a Girl Scout troop would cause this big of an issue?

Conservatives are using this little girl’s very private story to push their family val-ues agenda. LGBTQ activists, unwittingly or not, are fanning the flames by overre-acting to and even forming a counteroffen-sive against one video one misguided child made.

Girl Scouts improper venue for political battleUsing the personal story of a child to further political ends is despicable —regardless of personal LGBTQ politics.

ClaRiSSa DunnStudent Writer

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