short stories

by chef tom and

Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape?

Because she was tired of raisin kids.

One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage

and found that during his absence his name had been

removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall to make

a complaint to the mayor.

'I'm sorry,' said the mayor, 'I must have taken Leif off my census.'