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One Mans Opinion
Part I
Ive mentioned it online a couple of times but I guess its time to telleverybody and YES, Im proud. I have not smoked a cigarette sinceMarch 6, 2013. Its significant because Id been smoking for aboutforty (40) years and lpreviously a little over two packs per day.
I get asked how I did it. I took Chantax. I kept smoking and taking them for over a month until Inoticed I had less and less desire to smoke. When I woke up on March 6th I had two cigarettes leftand I didnt panic like I normally would. I told myself Id get more whenever I went out, instead ofimmediately getting dressed and going to the store. An hour or two later I told myself Im not goingto buy any more. Im just going to smoke these two and thatll be it, AND IT WAS.
A lot of folks said they were afraid of Chantax because of some of the side affects like bad dreams,but I actually had good dreams. I mean really happy, peaceful dreams so much so that I miss them.
Another good by-product of not smoking other than, food tasting better, being able to smell thingsbetter is not spending the 10 plus dollars everyday. Since the first day, Ive been saving those $10per day, It really feels good to see my special savings account grow so quickly. How stupid had Ibeen? Oh well, so far, so good.
Part IIWill the stupidity never end? The bombings in Boston are just another example of innocent people
being killed or maimed by extremists for no discernible reason. If they didnt like it here they shouldhave gone back to Russia and stand in the potato line for dinner. Yes I realize that statement wasprobably in bad taste, but these type of incidents just make me so mad and more frustratingly, I dontknow what I can do about it.
My Hats off to law enforcement. They were able identify, locate and incarcerate one terrorist whilekilling the other in a matter of days. The attention to detail to watch and scrutinize countless videofootage and identify persons of interest so quickly was more than impressive. Job well done.
Just, One Mans Opinion.
Live Long and Prosper
Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher
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Laughs
Because of budget cuts,
the Navy may have tocancel Fleet Week,
where thousands ofsailors dock in New
York City.
Of course if you want
to see a bunch ofpeople glad to be off
a boat, you could just
wait for a Carnivalcruise to come in.
Laughs
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The
audience would be different each week, so the magician a l-
lowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the
shows every week and began to understand what the magician
did in every tr ick. Once he unders tood that, he started shouting
in the middle of the show.
"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers
under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace ofSpades?"
The mag ician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the
captain's parrot after all.
One day the s hip had an accident and sank. The magician found
himself on a p iece of wood, in the middle of the ocean , and of
course the parrot was by his side.
They s tared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.This went on for several days.
After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I g ive up. What'dyou do with the boat?"
Laughs
Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why noone noticed that one of their employees had been sittingdead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked ifhe was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had
been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he
shared with 23 other workers.
He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticeduntil Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked whyhe was still working during the weekend. His boss ElliotWachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in eachmorning and the last to leave at night, so no one found itunusual that he was in the same position all that time anddidn't say anything.
He was always absorbed in his work and kept much tohimself." A post mortem examination revealed that hehad been dead for five days after suffering a coronary.
Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts ofmedical textbooks when he died. You may want to giveyour co-workers a nudge occasionally.
*Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody noticesanyway.
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Laughs
Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicapparking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make
the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy c igarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order
double cheese burgers, large fries, and a
diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave bothdoors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering
machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from some-
one we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
9. Only in America.....do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-
up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Laughs
A woman was walking along the beachwhen she stumbled upon an unusual old
lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off,
and suddenly a Genie appeared. The
amazed woman asked if she was going to
receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope...due to inflation,
constant downsizing, low wages in third-
world countries, and fierce global competi-tion, I can only grant you one wish.
So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I
want peace in the Middle East. See thismap? I want these countries to stop fight-
ing with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and ex-claimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries
have been at war for thousands of years.
I'm good, but not THAT good! I don'tthink it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said,"Well, I've never been able to find the right
man. You know, one that's considerate and
fun, likes to cook and helps with the
housecleaning, is good in bed and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports
all the time, and is faithful. That's what I
wish for...a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said,"Let me see that map!"
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Watch Our Videos from HOT SPOT TV
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Laughs
Questions?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around severaltimes,does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of abaldman?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock, how did they knowwhat timeit was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Laughs
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions andtells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".Scroll down for the answers after you have thoughtabout it. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put inthe giraffe and close the door. This question testswhether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the ele-phant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer:Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in theelephant and close the door. This tests your ability tothink through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, allthe animals attend except one. Which animal does notattend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant
is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three ques-tions, correctly you still have one more chance toshow your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabitedby crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct An-swer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attend-ing the animal meeting. This tests whether you learnquickly from your mistakes
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Website: Facebook.com The Hot Spot Magazine
Keep in Touch and Find Out Whats
Going On in the Clubs and at Events,
Laughs
8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging
challenges with his peers.(He's a bully).
9. An adventurous nature lover who rarelymisses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping schoolat the fishing pond).
10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retainingher youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out ofdiapers).11. Unlike some students who hide their
emotion, Charles is very expressive andopen.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and
emotional progress would be enhancedthrough a year's repetition of her learning
environment.(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready
for high school and must repeat the 8thgrade).
13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (Amouth that never stops yakking).
Laughs
What the teacher says and (what the
teacher means)
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gather-
ing needed information from his classmates.(He was caught cheating on a test).2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and
viability.(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for
five minutes).3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his
capacity for blending fact with fiction.(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have
ever met).
4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude toschool, indicating that high expectations don'tintimidate her.(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all
term).5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior
hand-eye coordination.(The little creep stung me with a rubber band
from 15 feet away).
6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.(Your son needs to stop socializing and startworking).
7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demon-strative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time Iexplain an assignment she creates a class argu-
ment).
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter
digits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must contain
one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3
square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reached
logically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.
No Peeking.
HOT SPOT MAZE
6 7 3
1 3 9 7 4
8 7 6 9
5 7 6 2
4 8 2 9
1 2 4 3
9 2 4 1
3 7 1 5 2
8 5 6
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Sudoku Solution
LaughsLaughs
6 7 9 5 4 1 2 8 9
2 1 5 3 9 8 7 6 4
4 8 3 7 2 6 1 9 5
9 3 8 1 5 7 6 4 2
7 5 4 8 6 2 9 3 1
1 6 2 4 3 9 5 7 8
5 9 6 2 8 4 3 1 7
3 4 7 6 1 5 8 2 9
8 2 1 9 7 3 4 5 6
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