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We always hear "the rules" We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now from the female side. Now
here are the rules from here are the rules from the male side.the male side.
We always hear "the rules" We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now from the female side. Now
here are the rules from here are the rules from the male side.the male side.
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These are our rules:•Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1.• Shopping is NOT a sport. And no,
we are never going to think of it that way.
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1.• Crying is blackmail.
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1.• Ask for what you want. Let us be
clear on this one:• Subtle hints do not work!• Strong hints do not work!• Obvious hints do not work!• JUST SAY IT!
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1.• ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly
acceptable answers to almost every question
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1.• Come to us with a problem only if
you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
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1.• A headache that lasts for 17
months is a problem. See a doctor
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1.• Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
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1.• If you think you're fat, you
probably are. Don't ask us
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1.• If something we said can be
interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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1.• You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how you want it done
• Not both• If you already know best how to do
it, just do it yourself
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1.• Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during commercials
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1.• Christopher Columbus did not
need directions and neither do we
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1.• ALL men see in only 16 colours,
like Windows default settings.• Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a
colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.• We have no idea what mauve is.
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1.• If it itches, it will be scratched. We
do that.
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1.• If we ask what is wrong and you
say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
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1.• If you ask a question you don't
want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
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1.• When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
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1.• You have enough clothes
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1.• You have too many shoes
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1.• I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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1.Thank you for reading this; Yes, I
know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know
men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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Pass this to as many Pass this to as many men as you can - to men as you can - to
give them a laugh, they give them a laugh, they deserve so muchdeserve so much
Pass this to as many Pass this to as many men as you can - to men as you can - to
give them a laugh, they give them a laugh, they deserve so muchdeserve so much
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Pass this to as many women Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an as you can - to give them an
educationeducation
Pass this to as many women Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an as you can - to give them an
educationeducation