eighth-grade caught’yas “the bizarre mystery of horribly hard middle school”
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Eighth-Grade Caught’yas
“The Bizarre Mystery of Horribly Hard Middle
School”
CY 1
felicia began to mutter words of a spell too encourage her friend pauline puerile to cheer up. isabelle ingenuous put her hand over felicias mouth two stop her from uttering her spell
CY 1 ANSWER
Felicia began to mutter words of a spell to encourage her friend Pauline Puerile to cheer up. Isabelle Ingenuous put her hand over Felicia’s mouth to stop her from uttering her spell. (11)
Vocab.-Puerile ingenious uttering
paragraph- new topic
Types of sentences- simple
Commas- no commas around “Pauline Puerile”’ because appositive is necessary (Felicia has more than one friend)
Homophones- to/two/too
i before e rule, sing possessive pronoun
Literary device- alliteration
CY 2 you know it will backfire on you felicia cautions isabelle ingenuous. you dont want to obliterate youre knew hairdo do you
CY 2 Answer
you know it will backfire on you felicia cautions isabelle ingenuous. you dont want to obliterate youre knew hairdo do you
CY 3
me and my other magic friends practiced all summer retorted a slightly indignant felicia. im getting a little gooder at it. im doing good
CY 3 Answer
me and my other magic friends practiced all summer retorted a slightly indignant felicia. im getting a little gooder at it. im doing good
CY 4
hey felicia how come your not garbed in black as you were all last year asks a boy whos puckish expression mirrored his waggish personality
CY 4 Answer
hey felicia how come your not garbed in black as you were all last year asks a boy whos puckish expression mirrored his waggish personality
CY 5
felicia fey rolled her eyes and retorted hey william waggish i may dress weirdly and my spells may backfire but you right the most egregious poetry
CY 5 Answer
felicia fey rolled her eyes and retorted hey william waggish i may dress weirdly and my spells may backfire but you right the most egregious poetry
CY 6
to hide his admiration of felicia william waggish makes a tasteless but funny joke about girls. noone listened and everyone turned their head in alessandras direction to here her story. they too were used too williams lame poems vapid jokes and friendly barbs
CY 6 Answer
to hide his admiration of felicia william waggish makes a tasteless but funny joke about girls. noone listened and everyone turned their head in alessandras direction to here her story. they too were used too williams lame poems vapid jokes and friendly barbs
CY 7
the last member of the troop sam sagacious simply stood wisely and mutely as he waited for the clamor to die down. he held a huge heavy book nortons anthology of poetry in his hand and pretended to read it but he really was watching alessandra amorous who he liked
CY 7 Answer
the last member of the troop sam sagacious simply stood wisely and mutely as he waited for the clamor to die down. he held a huge heavy book nortons anthology of poetry in his hand and pretended to read it but he really was watching alessandra amorous who he liked
CY 8
since his joke had fallen flat and noone had laughed william waggish regaled his friends with a knew limerick about girls that wear green. brown faced with expressive dark pupils williams composition of mischievous poems to hide his real aspiration to be as eloquent a poet as his secret hero langston hughes
CY 8 Answer
since his joke had fallen flat and noone had laughed william waggish regaled his friends with a knew limerick about girls that wear green. brown faced with expressive dark pupils williams composition of mischievous poems to hide his real aspiration to be as eloquent a poet as his secret hero langston hughes
CY 9
he entitled it the heroine their was a young lady in green whose spells often cause a big scene. shes “fey” as they come but smarter than some like orson who really is mean. a faint wisp of smoke emanated from both ears of a teacher that wasstanding just barely within earshot
CY 9 Answer
he entitled it the heroine their was a young lady in green whose spells often cause a big scene. shes “fey” as they come but smarter than some like orson who really is mean. a faint wisp of smoke emanated from both ears of a teacher that wasstanding just barely within earshot
CY 10
first her tongue protruded slightly and next she froze in place for less then 3 seconds. this wasnt nothing new. sam sagacious glanced at the teacher put his book in his backpack and laughed
CY 10 Answer
first her tongue protruded slightly and next she froze in place for less then 3 seconds. this wasnt nothing new. sam sagacious glanced at the teacher put his book in his backpack and laughed
CY 11
its working. you haven’t lost youre touch william. yes you can still affect and discombobulate some of the teachers and last year in fact you recited cinquains which had an even greater effect on theteachers than the limericks. are you going to go back to limericks this year
CY 11 Answer
its working. you haven’t lost youre touch william. yes you can still affect and discombobulate some of the teachers and last year in fact you recited cinquains which had an even greater effect on theteachers than the limericks. are you going to go back to limericks this year
CY 12
nah says his friend william waggish i still like composing limericks just to be exasperating like a constant drip. i does good at annoying you all and besides its fun
CY 12 Answer
nah says his friend william waggish i still like composing limericks just to be exasperating like a constant drip. i does good at annoying you all and besides its fun
CY 13
six pairs of eyeballs rolled at this comment. felicia fey threatened to zap william but that didn’t deter him. she than furrowed her brow stuck out her tongue at him and good naturedly muttered something rude under her breath as the rest of the girls tittered
CY 13 Answer
six pairs of eyeballs rolled at this comment. felicia fey threatened to zap william but that didn’t deter him. she than furrowed her brow stuck out her tongue at him and good naturedly muttered something rude under her breath as the rest of the girls tittered
CY 14
for the benefit of youre friends william cant you and your friend jesse write nothing except those insipid limericks and cinquains felicia teased. hey how about giving us a break and trying another form of poetry this year
CY 14 Answer
for the benefit of youre friends william cant you and your friend jesse write nothing except those insipid limericks and cinquains felicia teased. hey how about giving us a break and trying another form of poetry this year
CY 15
isabelle ingenuous of course smiled at williams poem and felicias freindly jibe but her smile immediately turned to a frown at the sight of a recognizable hulking figure that loped towards them with a malevolent grin on its face. it was orson odious followed by his 2 pals danny dapper and petra pulchritudinous
CY 15 Answer
isabelle ingenuous of course smiled at williams poem and felicias freindly jibe but her smile immediately turned to a frown at the sight of a recognizable hulking figure that loped towards them with a malevolent grin on its face. it was orson odious followed by his 2 pals danny dapper and petra pulchritudinous
CY 16well if it isnt the super strange
cast of weirdo incorporated and their famous witch derided orson odious the nemesis of the group. Seen dean dread today orson asked sam sagacious wrinkling his nose against the reek of stale cigarette smoke that wafted from orsons clothes and breath
CY 16 Answer
well if it isnt the super strange cast of weirdo incorporated and their famous witch derided orson odious the nemesis of the group. Seen dean dread today orson asked sam sagacious wrinkling his nose against the reek of stale cigarette smoke that wafted from orsons clothes and breath
CY 17
set off any putrescent stink bombs lately inquired william with a trace of sarcasm in his voice as he referred to the incident in the 7 th grade when orson had been caught for his misdeed by dean dread. his culpability was revealed when a misfired spell of felicias put mauve streaks in his hare that matched the smoke
CY 17 Answer
set off any putrescent stink bombs lately inquired william with a trace of sarcasm in his voice as he referred to the incident in the 7 th grade when orson had been caught for his misdeed by dean dread. his culpability was revealed when a misfired spell of felicias put mauve streaks in his hare that matched the smoke
CY 18
suddenly orson’s sycophants danny dapper and petrapulchritudinous came up behind him ready to back up there friend just as orson spies a teacher approaching
CY 18 Answer
suddenly orson’s sycophants danny dapper and petrapulchritudinous came up behind him ready to back up there friend just as orson spies a teacher approaching
CY 19
when orson and his cohorts strutted by Isabelle and friends they muttered a few nasty choice epithets and threats under their breathe as they past by. as he raised a fisted hand in the air orson threatened ominously me and my freinds will make toast of you later
CY 19 Answer
when orson and his cohorts strutted by Isabelle and friends they muttered a few nasty choice epithets and threats under their breathe as they past by. as he raised a fisted hand in the air orson threatened ominously me and my freinds will make toast of you later
CY 20
me and my friends is trembling william said with false bravado. isabelle hushed him before he could infuriate orson any further. i see that petra pulchritudinous has already changed her clothes in the girls bathroom commented Isabelle Ingenuous
CY 20 Answer
me and my friends is trembling william said with false bravado. isabelle hushed him before he could infuriate orson any further. i see that petra pulchritudinous has already changed her clothes in the girls bathroom commented Isabelle Ingenuous
CY 21
i no her family and her mother would never let her wear a skirt that short to school she finished. another putrid yellow school bus pulls up to the curb. jesse jocose leapt off the bus with alacrity he walked quickly up to his freinds
CY 21 Answer
i no her family and her mother would never let her wear a skirt that short to school she finished. another putrid yellow school bus pulls up to the curb. jesse jocose leapt off the bus with alacrity he walked quickly up to his freinds
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