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Jan BakIn Honor Of The Toll
LIFE + BUSINESS
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Inflation
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Flyover Country
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Meritocracy
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Recession
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Best Price
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Salary
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Sup Y’all
What People Think It Means
What It Means To Me
Views From The U.S.
BAK
EducationEconomy Employment
The U.S. market is pretty, pretty huge
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$20 Trill
United States
$17.4
China
$10.4
Japan
$4.8
$3.8
France
$2.9 $2.8
Germany United
Kingdom
GDP - $Trillions
Economy Views From The U.S.
BAK
Lots of good schools in the U.S. too
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Australia
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Germany
Japan
Number of
Times Higher Ed
100 Universities -
Reputation Rankings
Education Views From The U.S.
BAK
You’ve probably heard of a few
# University Country
1 Harvard University United States
2 Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) United States
3 Stanford University United States
4 University of Cambridge United Kingdom
5 University of Oxford United Kingdom
6 University of California, Berkeley United States
7 Princeton University United States
8 Yale University United States
9 California Institute of Technology (Caltech) United States
10 University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) United States
11 The University of Tokyo Japan
12 Columbia University United States
13 Imperial College London United Kingdom
14 University of Chicago United States
15 University of Michigan United States
16 ETH Zürich – Swiss Federal Institute of Technology Zürich Switzerland
17 Cornell University United States
18 Johns Hopkins University United States
19 Kyoto University Japan
20 University of Toronto Canada
Education Views From The U.S.
BAK
The companies are a big deal
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United States
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China
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Germany
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France
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Japan
7Number of Global
Fortune 100 Companies
- Headquarters
Employment Views From The U.S.
BAK
It all ‘works’ quite well…get it?
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United States
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Europe
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Asia
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Number of LinkedIn
World's 100 Most
InDemand Employers
Employment Views From The U.S.
BAK
Special Thanks
Every Day
Views From The U.S.
BAK
People keep telling me that I should buy Bitcoins or even understand what the hell that is. Seems completely criminal if you ask me. I’m allfor trying new technology and being “on the forefront” of things but it really doesn’t appear any different from how the
U.S. monetary system creates “new money” electronically, just instead of reputable citizens doing it, it is some backwards weirdos.
If I can convince myself that Bitcoins are something more than just nerds doing nerd things then maybe I’ll give that whole concept some more thought.
Until then, I’ll stick to accumulating wealth using means that won’t get me in trouble with FBI agents.
Better a Rolex on the wrist, then cuffs around the fist.
COFFEE BREAK CONTEMPLATION #1
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STARBUCKS IMPACT ON THE ECONOMY
BLACK FUEL
Reinvention of the coffee shop atmosphere
Revitalization of the city street
Real development of the18-24 age group
BLACK FUEL
CULTURE
Beverage spend*($4.30 per customer)
Proliferation of channel development ($1.5 billion)
Coffeehouse food offerings**($3.75 per ‘food-included’ sale)
COMMERCECOMMERCE
BLACK FUEL
*company-operated stores **U.S. stores, food included in 1/3 of transactions
Store design & accessibility (21,000+ appealing retail outlets)
Elite endorsement Digital payment leadership(15% of transactions on mobile*)
CURRENCYCURRENCY
BLACK FUEL
*paradigm primarily in U.S.
COFFEE BREAK CONTEMPLATION #2
What is Shen Yun exactly? I get asked if I want a pamphlet every time I’m in a mall or something of that nature.
With all these bright lights, huge signs, and supremely confident solicitors competing for my attention, I sometimes feel wrong when I actively avoid interacting with people who want to sell me something.
It’s okay though, once my friend from New York told me that if you don’t learn to sidestep those kinds of situations, then you’ll never get to where you are going on time.
Or even worse, you might have to listen to some dude rap to you.
JAN STANISLAW BAK
Jan Stanislaw Bak
Hint: Sarcasm
According to German superstition, not looking a person into the eyes when you toast brings
7 years of bad sex
According to Polish culture, not taking a nap during a party
is bad luck for the night
According to American tradition, not treating a Chicagoan with
respect leads to a lifetimeof bad karma
I HEARD YOU MAKE MONEY.....I GET MINE LIKE THIS
I’mOut
For Presidents To Represent Me
DR
Dreams Of Freedom
Dreams Of Freedom
Dreams Of Freedom
Dreams Of Freedom
Dreams Of Freedom
Dreams Of Freedom
DR
Dreams Of Freedom
3 Things You Need To Know
About A Few Of ‘The States’
J Stanislaw Bak
State By State
SUNSHINE
RELAXATION
ENTERTAINMENT
State By State
CHICAGO
FLATNESS
YELLOW
MACHINES
State By State
NYC
UPSTATE NEW YORK
NIAGRA
FALLS
State By State
LEBRON JAMES
OHIO STATE
INDUSTRIALIZATION
State By State
HISTORY
AMISH
PITTSBURGH
& PHILADELPHIA
State By State
OIL IMPERIALISM
GEORGE BUSH
FOOTBALL &
BASKETBALL
State By State
LIBERAL BUSINESS
GREEN COUNTRY
COFFEE
State By State
GasAn Abstraction
$2.17
€
£
¥
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GasAn Abstraction
$1,000,012.83 B
GasAn Abstraction
C
GasAn Abstraction
JAN STANISLAW BAKOld
News
I want to says that’s a newspaper
but why would anyone waste paper
when you can go online and save
trees?
Millennial…what is this?
OldNews
No idea.
OldNews
Millennial…what is this?
OldNews
Millennial…what is this?
Looks like some sort of holographic
Frisbee.
Obviously! That’s an old fashioned
computer! I used to use that in
school!
OldNews
Millennial…what is this?
The coupon collection of some
really old people.
OldNews
Millennial…what is this?
I haven’t seen too many of those
since I graduated college. I go
online to ask for student loan
payment deferments.
OldNews
Millennial…what is this?
COFFEE BREAK CONTEMPLATION #3
I remember when a Black Card was like the epitome of luxury and success. Now there’s a few mail offers for some type of Black Card each month.
Not that I need another credit card, but it sure is difficult to not continuously be sucked into using more and more.
It’s good that they got rid of some of those really bad terms they used to have, everything from ‘universal default’to all that other crazy shit. Funny how today we think “OMG that’s so ridiculously unfair I can’t believe it actually used to happen”
yet pre-financial crisis days such things were considered completely normal….and the cycle of business and life keeps turning.
I’ve been asked ‘what’s the point’ of business and life many times.
And my response is “Yeah”
The
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Time
An Estimation Of History
Time
8000 BC 1800 AD 2015 AD
5 MILLION1 BILLION
7.3 BILLION
TOTAL HUMAN BIRTHS – 108 BILLION PEOPLE
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Time
30,000 BC 1950 AD 2015 AD
35 YEARS47 YEARS
71 YEARS
TOTAL HUMAN DEATHS – 100.7 BILLION PEOPLE
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Time
1 AD 1700 AD 2015 AD
$445 $615
$13,400
TOTAL GOLD MINED – 170 MILLION KILOGRAMS
C
Time
Numbers don’t lie, still they hide the truth
Learn to look deep inside
Free your mind
Time
Hope
“I ain’t even know the strength you had to have to march”
Letter to The King