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Also this week: Last Resort Burlesque Party • Tortola Boat Show @ The Moorings • Secrets Band @ Chez Bamboo

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Whether you are a die-hard sailor or preferto bop till you drop every night, there is some-thing for everyone at this year’s BVI SpringRegatta and Sailing Festival. So, take your placeon the rail, get ready to grind or just offer to vol-unteer and help, but whatever you do – makesure you join in this year’s 40th Anniversaryfun!

The BVI Spring Regatta started in 1972 withjust 25 boats and two days of racing. This year,150 international boats will gather for sevendays of what has become known as one of theCaribbean’s premier annual sailing events.

This year you have the rare chance to enterthe BVI Spring Regatta & Mount Gay HatAuction. You could own this special collectorsseries of ten brand new Mount Gay hats from2002-2011 BVI Spring Regattas. The auction willalso help raise money for the RBVIYC’s YouthSailing Program.

All the fun gets underway on Monday,March 28 as the BVI Spring Regatta and SailingFestival starts with the Sailing Festival registra-tion and welcome party at Nanny Cay, beforeracers sail to Bitter End on Tuesday. After four

days of racing prac-tice, festival fun and anew two day IC24 rac-ing event, sailors headback to Nanny Cay onThursday for musicby Xtreme band tokick-start the 40th BVISpring Regatta.

Friday, Saturday and Sunday will bringthree days of world-class racing action andsand-between-the-toes partying under the starsat the Regatta Village at Nanny Cay starting onFriday with Eric Stone and Elvis White. OnSaturday, the entertainment continues with aswimwear show and dancing to Quito and TheEdge. Sunday is the event finale, so cheer onyour favorite crew at the Awards Ceremony –before letting Bounce take the spotlight and geta tired yet happy crowd on their feet yet again!

So come show your support and join in thefun for this special anniversary festival andregatta. For the full schedule, auction and reg-istration information please visit www.bvis-pringregatta.org

— Jan Critchley

The BVI Spring Regatta and Sailing Festival

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winds and lots of sailing. We took our guests onthe full tour of the BVI and visited favoritespots such as Cam Bay on Great Camanoe andEustatia Sound where they were in awe at thenumber of fish, rays and turtles that they saw.

As all good things do, the trip came to anend and it was time to say goodbye. Jokinglymy husband and I mused whether the time-honored parting comment would come forth.Sure enough and happy to oblige, one of ournew friends said, “you guys are so lucky, sail-ing around the islands in the Caribbean – that’snot work, that’s a paid holiday”!

We laughed, as ironically we don’t actuallywork as crew on-board yachts anymore, and asany other crew will gladly tell you, it’s not a jobfor the faint hearted. However there is a senseof satisfaction and a strong sense of accomplish-ment that you get at the end of a charter that

few vocations can give you.Perhaps it’s the fact that chartersmostly go well – sometimesagainst the odds, and the guestsleave happy and relaxed. Whoknows what it is – but unless I wasterribly mistaken – there was apart of both of us that was morethan a little bit sad to say goodbyeto our charter days.

I was recently lucky enough to help out ona one-off charter on board a private yacht thatmy husband had agreed to run for some friendsof ours. We had run charter yachts in the past,but I had not been a charter chef for some yearsso this was going to be an interesting challenge.

We both worked hard prior to the guestsarriving on board to make sure everything wasship shape and the towels were swan shaped.But more so, I was desperately trying to getmyself back into charter chef mode, I could notunderstand how I could have done this somany times and now seemed to have forgottenthe fundamentals of cooking. It shouldn’t bepossible.

So, the moment arrived and off we went tomeet our guests. They could not have beenfriendlier and immediately we all just clicked.After the initial excitement, I decided it wastime to introduce myself to thegalley and start to prepare a gour-met dinner for seven whilst look-ing like an oasis of calm. Easiersaid than done when you havejust made a lumpy roux andburned the crème brulee.

Of course, everything wasfine, and we had a wonderfulweek of glorious weather, good

By Jan Critchley

That’s Not Work…. It’s A Paid Holiday!

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Fans of offbeat comedies will enjoy this film that follows a 16-year-old boy, Craig Gilner (Keir Gilchrist, United States of Tara),who checks himself into a psychiatric ward after contemplating ajump off the Brooklyn Bridge. What’s Craig so depressed about?For one, he’s in love with his best friend’s girlfriend, and loomingover his head is a blank application for a prestigious summerschool. Dr. Mahmoud (The Daily Show’s Aasif Mandvi) checks himin for a one-week stay in the adult pysch ward of the hospital,where Craig realizes his problems are blessings compared to theother patients.

The ever-hilarious Zach Galifinakis plays Bobby, a patient whoacts more like he’s on vacation and masquerades as a doctor to taketrips to the ER for “the good coffee.” Bobby quickly shows Craigthe ropes and talks about his imminent release to a group home, butof course, there’s more to Bobby than he lets on.

The only other teen patient in the psych ward just happens to be an attractive girl named Noelle(Emma Roberts, Nancy Drew), who takes a liking to Craig after witnessing him show kindness andcompassion towards Bobby.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story lives up to its name, putting a mostly-humorous spin on a tale full oftragic characters. The weeklong stay is full of visits from Craig’s unsuspecting family and friends,shocked at his sudden hospitalization. But as Craig learns more about the background of Bobby,Noelle and the other patients of the psych ward, he comes to realizations about his own life – espe-cially the people and things that really matter most.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story

By Melissa Woodley

Cast & CreditsCraig - Keir Gilchrist

Noelle - Emma Roberts

Bobby - Zach Galifianakis

Lynn - Lauren Graham

Alissa - Dana DeVestern

Nia - Zoë Kravitz

Smitty - Jeremy Davies


THURSDAY MARCH 24, 2011

6:00 ∂ ›› “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” (2003)Cameron Diaz. Three private detectives work under cover toretrieve two rings that contain cryptic information.

6:45 ∏ ››› “Chéri” (2009) Michelle Pfeiffer, Rupert Friend.iTV. In 1920s Paris, a young man retreats into a fantasy worldafter he is forced to end his relationship with the older womanwho taught him about love.

7:20 ∫ ›› “Planet 51” (2009) Voices of Dwayne Johnson,Jessica Biel. Animated. An astronaut lands on a planet hethought was uninhabited, but he finds an alien civilization thatresembles 1950s-era America.

8:00 º ›››‡ “The Thing” (1982) Kurt Russell, A. WilfordBrimley. Antarctic outpost men fight a slimy alien able toassume the form of life it engulfs.Ω ››› “Bowling for Columbine” (2002) Michael Moore.Filmmaker Michael Moore’s Oscar-winning examination of gunviolence and America’s love affair with firearms.

9:00 2 ››› “New Jersey Drive” (1995) Sharron Corley,Gabriel Casseus. A teenager and his lawless friends createconflict with the local police when they steal cars as a sport.

9:30 ∂ ››‡ “MacGruber” (2010) Will Forte, Kristen Wiig.After his sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a cluelesssoldier-of-fortune leads a skilled team on a mission to retrievethe device and bring the thief to justice. (Subtitled-English)

10:00 J ››‡ “Prayers for Bobby” (2009) Sigourney Weaver,Henry Czerny. A devout woman becomes an advocate for gayrights after her homosexual son commits suicide.

11:35 ∫ ›› “The Stepfather” (2009) Dylan Walsh, SelaWard. A young man becomes increasingly suspicious that hismother’s new lover is concealing an evil side.

12:25 Z ›››‡ “The Guns of Navarone” (1961) GregoryPeck, David Niven. Allied commandos try to knock out a Nazifortress over the Aegean.

FRIDAY MARCH 25, 2011

6:45 π ››‡ “Beverly Hills Cop II” (1987) Eddie Murphy,Judge Reinhold. A clever detective from Detroit shows LosAngeles how to stop a hit woman’s so-called Alphabet Crimes.

7:05 ∫ ››› “8 Mile” (2002) Eminem, Kim Basinger. Livingwith his destitute mother, a young man in Detroit tries to over-come obstacles and achieve success as a rapper.

7:15 ∂ ››‡ “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” (2010) A middle-schoolstudent chronicles his misadventures, as he navigates his waythrough a series of social land-mines.

8:00 3 ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere, JuliaRoberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be hisescort for a business week in Beverly Hills.

9:35 ª ››› “Michael Jackson’s This Is It” (2009) Behind-the-scenes footage captures pop superstar Michael Jacksonas he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out showsthat were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009.

9:50 º ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, JesseEisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creativemeans to dispatch the undead as they make their way towarda rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

10:00 Z ››› “The Falcon and the Snowman” (1985)Timothy Hutton. A seminary dropout and his cocaine-hookedbuddy sell U.S. secrets to the Soviets in 1975.

10:18 3 ››› “Pretty Woman” (1990) Richard Gere, JuliaRoberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be hisescort for a business week in Beverly Hills.

11:30 ª ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis, GaryOldman. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earthfrom impact with an onrushing anti-life force.

11:56 N ››‡ “Days of Thunder” (1990) Tom Cruise, RobertDuvall. An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for hismanager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself.

12:25 Z ›››› “Taxi Driver” (1976) Robert De Niro, JodieFoster. A disturbed New York cabby befriends a teenagehooker and frees her from her pimp.

12:53 3 ››› “Selena” (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Edward JamesOlmos. A beautiful Mexican-American singer’s skyrocketinginternational career ends abruptly.

SATURDAY MARCH 26, 2011

6:00 π ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill. Arecord-company employee has just a few days to get a boozyBritish rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

6:30 Ω ››‡ “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius” (2001) Voicesof Megan Cavanagh, Mark DeCarlo. Animated. A smart childand his mechanical dog blast into outer space after aliens kid-nap adults from his hometown.

7:00 E ›› “Underdog” (2007) Voices of Jason. A caninesuperhero must save the day when an evil scientist and hisenormous henchman threaten the citizens of Capitol City.

8:00 & ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan, RachelMcAdams. Attending high school for the first time, a teenagerbecomes friends with three popular but manipulative students.π ››› “Saturday Night Fever” (1977) John Travolta,Karen Lynn Gorney. A Brooklyn paint-store clerk dons a whitesuit and becomes king of the dance floor at his local disco.

9:00 ? ››› “Pretty in Pink” (1986) Molly Ringwald. A richteen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creatingproblems among their separate circles of friends.

9:50 º ››› “Twister” (1996) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton.Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipmentinside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains.

10:00 Z ›››› “MASH” (1970) Donald Sutherland, ElliottGould. Hip Army surgeons Hawkeye and Trapper John maketheir own rules in the chaos of Korea.

10:25 ª ›› “Armored” (2009) Matt Dillon, Jean Reno.Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their planto rob their company goes terribly awry.

10:30 1 ›››‡ “Back to the Future” (1985) Michael J. Fox,Christopher Lloyd. A teen takes a crackpot’s DeLorean timemachine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school.

10:40 ∫ ›› “Dear John” (2010) Unexpected consequencesawait a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mailover a period of seven tumultuous years.

11:00 4 ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley, VingRhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents ofMilwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall.

11:45 º ››› “Friday” (1995) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker. A SouthCentral Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch witha pal who owes money to a drug dealer.

12:30 2 “Back in the Day” (2004) Ja Rule, Ving Rhames. Ayoung man slides back into a life of crime after reuniting witha shady acquaintance from his past.

12:35 ∫ ››‡ “Tears of the Sun” (2003) Bruce Willis, MonicaBellucci. A Navy SEAL and his squad try to protect a doctorand Nigerian refugees from ruthless rebels.

SUNDAY MARCH 27, 2011

6:05 Ω ›› “Sister Act” (1992) Whoopi Goldberg, MaggieSmith. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and showsa San Francisco convent’s chorus how to rock.

6:15 π ››‡ “Beverly Hills Cop III” (1994) Eddie Murphy,Judge Reinhold. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crimering to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld.

7:00 1 ››› “Grease” (1978) John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John. Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each otherin their 1950s high school.

7:45 ª ››‡ “The Crazies” (2010) Timothy Olyphant, RadhaMitchell. A lawman and his wife and two companions fight tomake it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinarycitizens into bloodthirsty lunatics.

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Dear Koren,My husband had two children before we got

married and he wants them to come and live with us.He and I only have one child together and that isgood enough for me. When his children come to visit,I am miserable as they are not well brought up. Heand I argue about them and we end up having prob-lems. How should I deal with this?–Concerned

Dear Concerned,If when you got married there was no

agreement for his children to live with you,then he should not bring them without yourconsent; that would be quite unfair. If however,he has very good reason for asking, then the sit-uation would warrant a bit more understand-ing on your part.

If their mom died, had to move to anothercountry or is incapable of raising them proper-ly, then as their father, he might not have anychoice but to act in their best interest. Imagine ifsomething were to happen to you to changeyour circumstances, you would probably wantthe father of your child to take care of him/her.

It is an admirable thing for a father to actlike a father and not just a sperm donor. Being afather means providing for the child’s necessi-ties; being a good role model, loving them andpreparing them for life.

You can outright refuse to let him bringthem, but that might cause endless friction inyour marriage and he might decide to leave tobe with his children if you force him to make achoice between you and them.

You can allow them to come under certain

conditions; youmust have somesay in their disci-pline. I don’tknow how old they are, but you both wouldhave to sit with them and lay down someground rules and ensure that you are firm, con-sistent, fair and set good boundaries.

It can’t be all bad. As irritable as theirbehaviour can be, children can be very sweetand helpful and can bring joy into the home.Maybe God has placed you in this position tomake a positive difference in their lives. Thinkof how proud you will feel in a few years whenthey have grown up and turned out well, just toknow that you had a hand in it.

Your personal E-therapist is in the house!

Send questions confidentially [email protected] and a response will be provided

Unwelcome Step-Children

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Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events

Secrets Out at Chez BambooDon’t miss one of the island’s hottest new

bands – Secrets Band who will be playing atChez Bamboo from this Friday at 9pm andalternative Fridays after that. Lead singerShereen Flax is well known in the islands andtogether with other band members, they playtheir island-style mix of pop, jazz and blues. DJFatz will be playing on the Fridays Secretsdoesn’t play.

Spring Regatta Grand Opening!Get in the mood to party and celebrate this

anniversary year for the BVI Spring Regattaand Sailing Festival. Don’t miss the GrandSpring Regatta Opening Party on Monday withDJ Turbo. Throughout the event, chew over tac-tics with crew and friends at the daily happyhour at Peg Legs with Mount Gay andFinlandia specials.

Tortola Boat ShowThe First Annual Tortola Boat Show will be

held on The Moorings’ docks from March 25th

to 28th from 10am to 5pm. So come along totour the yachts available for charter, learn aboutthe yacht ownership program and best of all,meet the crew!

No Rest for the Wicked… Release your inner showgirl, dig out your

best risqué outfit, get ready to kick those legshigh and borrow some moves from the classicburlesque film, Moulin Rouge. Now you areready for The Last Resort’s Burlesque Party thisSaturday. There will be a live band, DJ, DancingGirls and a midnight happy hour – just howdecadent can you get!

Doll Making ClassesDid you know that local doll making is part

of the rich heritage of the Virgin Islands? Socome learn a new skill that preserves our cul-ture and can lead to business opportunities.Classes are being held at HLSCC in April soregister before 28th March. For more informa-tion contact the Social DevelopmentDepartment on 494-3431.

BVI to get “Hitte”Be sure to catch Jim Hitte, Piano Bar enter-

tainer who has returned to the BVI to performnightly at Sam’s Piano Bar at The Rock Café onVirgin Gorda from 8pm-1pm (except Sundays),through to the end of March. So if relaxing atthe end of a long day to the strains of pianomusic and vocals – then the Rock Café willstrike a chord with you.

Vol. 23, No. 27 • March 24 – 30, 2011

Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

live music • events • concerts • parties • sports • movies a

SATURDAY - Mar. 26

ROAD TOWNU.P’S CINEMA — DJ Bertrum

VILLAGE CAY — Steel Band and BBQ from

7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live Music by Kap Eye

WEST ENDJOLLY ROGER —Caribbean Jerk Prime Rib

OUTER ISLANDSLAST RESORT — Burlesque Party Live Music

& Dancing Girls

SUNDAY - Mar. 27ROAD TOWNVILLAGE CAY — Sunday Brunch with the

Last Virgin from 11am to 3pm.

DRAKES POINT — Sunday Brunch from

9am to 2pm

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live Music by Caave

EAST ENDPUSSER’S EAST— Sunday After Church

Brunch from 11am to 3pm.

LOOSE MONGOOSE — Beach BBQ with

live music. 6:30-9:30pm.WEST END

THURSDAY - Mar. 24ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — Happy Hour from

4:30-7pm.

THE PUB — Prime Rib Night.

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live Music by Uprising & Kap Eye

FRIDAY - Mar. 25

ROAD TOWNVIRGIN QUEEN — Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

THE PUB — Easy Listening with “Da Atis”

from 6pm

VILLAGE CAY — Sushi Night.

PEG LEG’S — TGIF Party.

U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJ

Dre.

THE MOORINGS— First Annual Tortola Boat

Show March 25 to 28.

EAST ENDBRANDYWINE BAY — Tapas by the Bay

from 6 – 9pm

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live muisc by Awesome Crew &

Karry Your Key Karaoke

OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND — Live Music from 6-10pm

CHEZ BAMBOO — Live Music by Secrets Band

Eroica Trio at HLSCC— April 1

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rts • parties • sports • movies and more

BOMBA SHACK — DJ Remadie.

SEBASTIAN’S — Candyman live from 7pm.

OUTER ISLANDSPUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy

Hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar — Live

Music by Leon & the Hot Shots

MONDAY - Mar. 28ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S — Daily happy hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy hour from 5-7pm.

NANNY CAY — Grand Spring Regatta

Opening Party.

PEG LEGS — Happy Hour Mar 28 to April 4

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Candyman at Happy Hour

OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND — Caribbean Night, Live

Music from 6-10pm

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy


TUESDAY - MAR. 29ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live Music by CP4 Band & Kap Eye

WEST ENDJOLLY ROGER — Happy Hour from 4pm,

Cracked Conch Special

EAST ENDTRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ— Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks!

OUTER ISLANDSPUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily happy

hour from 5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

CHEZ BAMBOO — Live Music by Morris

Mark

WEDNESDAY - Mar. 30ROAD TOWNPUSSERS — Martini Night. 6pm. Daily happy

hour from 4 - 7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.

VILLAGE CAY — MJ Blues from 7 to 10pm.

THE PUB — Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.

EAST ENDPUSSER’S EAST — Happy Hour 4 - 7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S — Live Music by Caave at

Happy Hour

OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pm

PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy


BATH & TURTLE Rendezvous Bar —Caribbean Buffet and Music by Profile Band

Upcoming

Events:

Spring Regatta— Mar 28 - April 3

Eroica Trio atHLSCC — April 1

DJ Wiz Special VideoShow @ ChezBamboo — April 2

Hudson & theHooDoo Cats at JR— April 15,16

Island Surf & SailSurf Classic Contest— April 23-25

Jazz on the Hill— May 13, 14

4th Annual Black &White Thang @Quitos— May 21

HLSCC Summerconcert — May 28

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8:00 3 ››› “A Time to Kill” (1996) Sandra Bullock, SamuelL. Jackson. A Southern lawyer and his legal assistant defenda black man for killing his young daughter’s white attackers.Ω ››› “Ransom” (1996) Mel Gibson, Rene Russo. A self-made millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televisedthreat to his son’s kidnappers.

9:30 1 ››› “Hairspray” (2007) John Travolta, NikkiBlonsky. Premiere. In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen becomesan overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local danceprogram called “The Corny Collins Show.”

10:00 5 ›››‡ “Exodus” (1960) Paul Newman, Eva MarieSaint. An Israeli nationalist, a U.S. nurse and 611 Jewishrefugees break a 1947 British blockade.Z ››› “Batman” (1989) Jack Nicholson, Michael Keaton.The Caped Crusader saves dismal Gotham City and gorgeousVicki Vale from the freaky Joker.º ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002) Matt Damon, FrankaPotente. A woman helps an amnesiac,who has a dangerouspast, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself.

10:05 Ω ›››‡ “We Were Soldiers” (2002) Mel Gibson,Madeleine Stowe. A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965.

12:00 º ››› “Julie & Julia” Meryl Streep. A woman inQueens, N.Y., sets a deadline of one year to prepare all 524recipes in Julia Child’s famous cookbook, “Mastering the Art ofFrench Cooking.”

12:15 ∫ ›› “2 Fast 2 Furious” (2003) Paul Walker, Tyrese. Aformer policeman and his friend work with a U.S. Customsagent to indict a launderer in Miami.

1:00 3 ››› “A Time to Kill” (1996) Sandra Bullock, SamuelL. Jackson. A Southern lawyer and his legal assistant defenda black man for killing his young daughter’s white attackers.

MONDAY MARCH 28, 2011

6:20 Ω ››› “Miami Rhapsody” (1995) Sarah JessicaParker, Antonio Banderas. An engaged woman has secondthoughts about marriage after illicit affairs consume everymember of her immediate family.

7:00 0 ››› “Bridget Jones’s Diary” (2001) RenéeZellwege. An outrageous British woman decides to take con-trol of her life, but instead falls for two very different men.

8:00 º ››› “In the Line of Fire” (1993) Clint Eastwood. Anassassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunt-ed for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas.

9:00 0 ››› “Dave” (1993) Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver.White House aides draft a down-to-earth double to imperson-ate the president, who has had a stroke.

10:00 Z ››› “The Witches of Eastwick” (1987) JackNicholson. Three witchy New England women innocently con-jure up the perfect man, who is much more than he seems.

11:40 ∫ ››› “The Sixth Sense” (1999) Bruce Willis, HaleyJoel Osment. A child psychologist tries to help a boy trauma-tized by visitations from troubled spirits.

12:00 º ››› “Something Wild” (1986) Jeff Daniels, MelanieGriffith. A wild woman takes a yuppie to her high-schoolreunion, attended by her ex-convict husband.

12:05 4 ››› “Chaos” (2005) Jason Statham, Ryan Phillippe.A rookie cop and grizzled veteran search for a bank robber.

TUESDAY MARCH 29, 2011

6:50 ∫ ››› “Red Dragon” (2002) Anthony Hopkins, EdwardNorton. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for helpin stopping a serial killer who slaughters families.


4 NCISK In Search of the TruthP Hard Time

8:00 _ ( Dancing With the Stars* How I Met Your Mother` All Together Now: A Celebrationof Service Former U.S. presidentsattend a gala celebrating the impor-tance of service and volunteerism. (N)D The Truth About Shoplifting Aninvestigation into why people steal,what is being done to fight it and howis affects us all.

8:30 * Mad LoveU Kid in a Candy Store

9:00 ) Gossip GirlD Biography on CNBCP The Whale That Ate Jaws A killerwhale attacks a white shark off thecoast of California and eats only theliver.

9:31 * Mike & Molly10:00 *Hawaii Five-0

` Harry’s Law> After LatelyD Biography on CNBC

10:01 _ ( Castle10:30 > The Soup

U The Best Thing I Ever Ate∏ United States of Tara

11:00 3 HawthoRNeU Ice Brigade∏ Nurse Jackie


7:00 ) Two and a Half Men/ 19 Kids and CountingB The First 48L Pitchmen

8:00 _ ( No Ordinary Family) One Tree HillP The Skyjacker That Got AwayModern forensics attempts crack thefour-decade-old mystery of America’sonly unsolved hijacking.

8:30 2 The GameL Auction Kings

9:00 _ ( Dancing With the StarsD Divorce Wars The battles forpower that comes when couplesdivorce. (N)L Desert Car Kings

9:45 ∂ Hop: HBO First Look RussellBrand provides a voice for the comedy.

10:00 * The Good Wife> Kourtney and Kim Take D Divorce Wars The battles forpower that comes when couplesdivorce.

10:01 _ ( Body of Proof10:30 / What the Sell?

2 Let’s Stay Together11:00 0 Four of a Kind

P The Skyjacker That Got AwayModern forensics attempts crack thefour-decade-old mystery of America’sonly unsolved hijacking.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 30, 2011

7:00 ) Two and a Half Men7:30 / What the Sell?

L Sons of Guns8:00 _ ( The Middle

) America’s Next Top ModelP Explorer

8:30 _ ( The Middle/ Sister WivesU Throwdown With Bobby Flay

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11:00 ? Charlie Sheen: Winning... orLosing It With Dr. Drew Dr. Drewexamines Charlie Sheen’s recentbehavior.

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8:00 º ››› “Undercover Brother” (2002) Eddie Griffin, ChrisKattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd inorder to foil a plot by conspirators.

8:05 Ω ››› “Paris, Texas” (1984) Harry Dean Stanton,Nastassja Kinski. A lost man surfaces, reunites with his broth-er and son, and finds his wife working in a peep show.

9:30 ª ››‡ “Reign of Fire” Christian Bale. A hotshotAmerican and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons inpost-apocalyptic London.

10:00 Z ›››› “Coming Home” (1978) Jane Fonda. AMarine captain’s wife loves a Vietnam veteran in a wheelchair.

11:10 º ››› “Zombieland” (2009) Woody Harrelson, JesseEisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creativemeans to dispatch the undead as they make their way towarda rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

12:25 Z ›››› “Yojimbo” (1961) Toshirô Mifune, TatsuyaNakadai. A free-lance samurai works both sides of the streetin a village split by warring merchants.

12:40 º ››› “Moon” (2009) Sam Rockwell. As his three-yearshift draws to a close, the sole human at a lunar mining facilityencounters a younger version of himself.

1:00 4 ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley, VingRhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents ofMilwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall.


6:00 1 ››› “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”(1971) Gene Wilder. A poor boy and his grandfather win a tourthrough the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner.

6:15 º ››‡ “Uncle Buck” (1989) John Candy, AmyMadigan. Chicago parents in a pinch have a bachelor unclebaby-sit their teenage daughter and little ones.

7:30 π ››‡ “Funny People” (2009) Adam Sandler, SethRogen. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer underhis wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when hisdisease goes into remission.

8:00 J ››› “The Memory Keeper’s Daughter” (2008)Dermot Mulroney, Emily Watson. A nurse raises a girl who hasDown syndrome after the father abandons her at childbirth.

8:30 1 ››› “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005)Johnny Depp. A poor boy and four spoiled children win a tourthrough the incredible factory of an odd confectioner.

9:00 ∫ ›››‡ “Gangs of New York” Leonardo DiCaprio.During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vowsvengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father.

10:00 Z ››› “One, Two, Three” (1961) James Cagney,Pamela Tiffin. A company man in West Germany panics whenthe Coca-Cola heiress marries a communist.

11:00 Ω ››› “Jerry and Tom” (1998) Joe Mantegna, SamRockwell. An apprentice learns from a seasoned hit man inChicago, where they work at a used-car dealership.

11:30 º ›› “Rush Hour 2” (2001) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker.Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his hench-men after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy.

12:00 J ››› “The Memory Keeper’s Daughter” (2008)Dermot Mulroney, Emily Watson. A nurse raises a girl who hasDown syndrome after the father abandons her at childbirth.Z ›››‡ “White Heat” (1949) James Cagney, VirginiaMayo. A brave federal agent poses as a thug to infiltrate psy-chopathic hoodlum Cody Jarrett’s gang of thieves.

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway

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As the future of BVI track and field was ondisplay during the two day Inter-PrimarySchools Athletics Championships, athletescompeted with passion. Fierce rivalries wererenewed and new ones established. But at theend of the competition, four stood on top ofclass A and B as Victor and Victrix Ludorums.

Ebenezer Thomas’ Kardesha Auguiste andShkaida Lavacia of Ivan Dawson, were theVictrix Ludorums in the A and B Divisionswhile St. Georges’ Chaz Fahie and K’Cei Mosesof Joyce Samuel, were the respective A and BVictors after securing the most points in thecompetition.

Most athletes who have gone on to repre-sent the territory in regional and internationalcompetitions, began showcasing their potentialat the Inter-Primary Championships level, ahotbed for identifying talent. This year’s crophad a bevy of talent on display, some of whomare already in structured training programs.

At the end of the competition AltheaScatliffe and Joyce Samuel Primary Schoolscaptured the respective A and B Divisions titles.Reigning champs AltheaScatliffe amassed 454 points toSt. Georges 268. Joyce Samuelsealed the B division with 371points to Ivan Dawson’s 318.Alexandrina Maduro whowas third, was the mostimproved team in either divi-sion of the competition.

The final team scoreswere as follows; A Division:Althea Scatliffe 454 points 2.St. Georges, 268. 3. EnisAdams, 274. 4. Ebenezer

Thomas, 273. 5. Francis Lettsome, 262. 6.Willard Wheatley, 225. 7. Bregado Flax, 189. 8.Cedar International, 114.

B Division: 1. Joyce Samuel, 371. 2. IvanDawson, 318. Alexandrina Maduro, 304. 4.Lenora Delville, 284. 5. Isabella Morris, 228. 6.Agape Total Life Academy, 100. 7. Jost VanDyke, 63. 8. Robinson O’Neal, 47. 9. PelicanGate, 4.

The respective Division Champions were:A. Under 9 Girls; D’Neah Williams, BregadoFlax, 25 points. Boys: Malcolm Christopher,Enis Adams and Wayne Bell, Althea Scatliffe,20. Under 11 Girls: Kiarah Adams, Enis Adams,20. Boys: Chaz Fahie, St. Georges, 50. Under 13Girls: Jahquilah Smith, Willard Wheatley, 29.Boys: Rikkoi Brathwaite, Cedar International,28. Under 15 Girls: Kardesha Auguiste,Ebenezer Thomas, 33. Boys: Akeem Bradshaw,Francis Lettsome, 30.

B Division: Under 9 Girls; ShymmeraForbes, Alexandrina Maduro, 25. Boys: ShaelLavacia, Ivan Dawson, 26. Under 11 Girls:Z’Niah Corea, Isabella Morris, 40. Boys:Malachi Thomas, Joyce Samuel, 30. Under 13Girls: Shakayla Martin, Alexandrina Maduro,25. Boys: K’Cei Moses, Joyce Samuel, 44. Under15 Girls: Shkaida Lavacia, Ivan Dawson, 41.Boys: Kenrick Thomas, Joyce Samuel.

Victrix Ludorum, A Division: KardeshaAuguiste, Ebenezer Thomas, 33. VictorLudorum: Chaz Fahie, St. Georges, 50.

Victrix Ludorum, B Division: ShkaidaLavacia, Ivan Dawson, 41.Victor Ludorum: K’CeiMoses, Joyce Samuel, 44.

Congratulations to all theparticipants and may thecream of the crop continue torise and capitalize on all avail-able opportunities, remem-bering first and foremost, thatyou are students first and ath-letes second.

Use your talents wisely,but, get your education.

SPORTS beat

Top of the Class

Vol. 23, No. 27 • March 24 – 30, 2011

Victrix Ludorums Kardesha Auguiste, left andShkaidia Lavacia and Victor Ludorum Chaz Fahie



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