My 11bg,6sruIssued Weekly by the Publications Board of the University of British Columbi a

Volume V .

VANCOUVER, B. C ., NOV. 9, 1922

No . 6

Government Sees the Point !CAMPAIGN DELEGATION BAC K

FROM VICTORIALast Minute Interview with Student Representative s

Elicits Interesting Details Concerningtheir Reception and Activities

VARSITYWINS FROM

EDMONTONCollege Ruggers Surpass Score

Registered By VancouverTwo Days Before

Over three thousand spectators wit-nessed Varsity's first fifteen in thei rvictory last Monday over the Edmon-ton "Rep" Team . Briush Columbi aweather has been kind to the visitor sfrom Alberta and the game was play-ed under ideal conditions . The scorewas 16-0.

Brilliant Play by Terna nFor the first ten minutes neithe r

side had any marked advantage . Thenthe Varsity scrum heeled thirty yard sfrom the Edmonton line—"Gee " Ter-nan came into possession, drew th evisitors defence, with a masterly fein tpass and slipped through followed byRex Cameron . After making sure o fthe opposing full-back's intentions ,"Gee" passed to Cameron with te nyards to go. Rex scored behind on eof the posts . The whole manoeuverwas brilliant both in design and ex-ecution . The try was not converted .For five minutes in the middle of th efirst half Edmonton pressed heavily .The team played them off howeve rand a run and kick by Palmer reliev-ed the situation . Just before half -time came Varsity's second score .With play on the visitors' twenty-fiv eline close to one side of the field ,Ternan got the ball, made an opening,and scored a fine drop-goal with near-ly a forty yard kick .

The second half opened with th escore at 7-0 . The college team pres -

(Continued on page 3 )

The Week's EventsFriday, Nov . 10—Sing-Song in

Auditorium.

Saturday, Nov. 11—Rugby :Varsity II. vs. Native Sons .Brockton Point, 2 :30. VarsityIII . vs . Normal, 12th and Calnbi eat 2 :30 .

Soccer : Varsity vs. Poslat s(Mainland Cup), Kerrisdale .

Tuesday, 8 p.m.—Sigma DeltaKappa .

Wednesday, 3 p.m.—Women' sLiterary Society .

The Government has voted $1,500,00 0for the immediate construction of per-manent buildings on the Point Greysite .

This news is too momentous to havemissed a single member of the Stud-eit Body when it spread through thes ehalls yesterday . The return of theCampaign Delegation trom Victoria ,and the confirmation they brought o frumors which many had hesitated tobelieve, was, in actuality, "the bes tnews since the armistice ."

A last minute interview which the"Ubyssey" obtained with members ofthe Delegation elicited these flash de-tails .

The attitude of the Members of theHouse towards our delegates was cor-dial in the extreme—the Premie r

especially being most genial .The speech which Mr . Richards

made to the House was characterizedas one •'1 the most stirring and con-vincing speeches delivered in som etime. According to one member o f

the Delegation, "Ab" was better tha nhis best—his speech had the triumphof sincerity.

FINAL CASTS FOR XMA S

PLAYS ANNOUNCED

Much interest has been aroused b ythe keen competition for parts in th eXmas plays this year . The judge shave finally decided on the followin gcasts : "The High Priest," Constanc ePeter, Percy Barr, Peter Palmer an dH. N. Cross ; "Rococo," Beth Mac -Lennan, Mary Bulmer, Margaret Lew-is, Frank Turnbull, H . Warren, andM . Dickson ; "The Dark Lady of th eSonnets, " Beatrice Johnston, DorothyDallas, A . Zoond and T. Taylor : "Ven-geance Heights," Mildred Teeple, Mol-ly Jackson, L . Edgett and G . Shore .

These plays will be presented in th eAuditorium of the University on th eevenings of November 23, 24, and 25 .Thursday and Saturday nights will bereserved for students only, while Fri-day will be given up to the invitedguests, including the Faculty, Senate ,Board of Governors, old members an dfriends of the Players' Club . Owingto the increased number of studentsthis year, the Players' Club regret sthat the number of outside invitation smust be reduced, none being given fo rSaturday night. Students are request-ed to watch for further announce-ments of the place and method of dis-tributing tickets for Thursday an dSaturday nights .

The Petition was brought in to

Capt. Ian McKenzie, who piled it u pon the desk in front of him until h ewas almost hidden by the rolls o fsignatures . It created a decided sti rin the House when six pages werecalled, loaded with forms, nearbymembers assisting in the process, an dsent to lay the fifty thousand—od dnames—befor e the Speaker's Chair .The Speaker was nonplussed for themoment and there was a pausethroughout the House . The impres-sion registered was evident, an dshould satisfy the most hopeful ofthe Campaigns supporters, and con -found the skeptics .

'fhs Victoria Times gave strong en-dorsement to the Campaign, and as-sisted in influencing Public opinionin Victoria to a gratifying extent . TheColonist . of a more Conservative tend-ency, was somewhat luke warm in it sappreciatien of the Student project .but the _Delegation visited the Editor ,and after showering him 'with fact sand l'gures, won anadmisc'on of th ejustice of the Campaign cause .

MISS LOWE OUTLINE S

CONFERENCE PLAN SAt a meeting held Wednesday noon ,

Miss Lowe addressed the students andfaculty of the U . B . C . on the subjec tof the National Student Conferenc ewhich is to be held in Toronto, Decem-ber 28 of this year . The S . C . M. aimis to encourage sincerity and frank-ness in discussion of religion, and awillingness to seek the truth. It isaiming to find a solution to some ofthe greatest problems which confrontCanadians to-day, problems dealin gwith the rural, industrial, and interna-tional situations, and to encouragefrank discussion among students . TheS . C . M . is trying to create teat har-mony which must exist between th echurch and modern science .

There are now two B . C . people onthe general committee. Mr. H. Higgi-son, and Mis Lila Coates . This yea reither 6 or 7 students from U . B. C .have the honor of going to this coun-cil, and of meeting some of the fines tstudents from other Colleges . MissLowe stated all expenses would b epooled . She also gave an outline ofthe plans of the conference . Not onl ywill there be lectures given by som eof the college students, but each per-son will be expected to give his o rher ideas on the various problem sbrought up .

FAST PACEIN GAME

WITH ELK SNorth Vancouver Players Are Un-

fortunate Enough to ScoreAgainst Selves .

Con Jones' Park was the scene o fanother win for the Varsity socce rteam Saturday afternoon, when the ytook the north shore "Brother Bills "into camp to the tune of three goalsto two.

Play opened and the Elks presse dthe ball going down the field, puttingVarsity's goal in danger . Baker, driv-ing beautifully, relieved a strainedsituation, but the Elks again chase dthe leather into Varsity's half. Thistime the efforts of the North Shor eteam bore fruit, Williams, their out -side right passed neatly to center .Rorke trapped the ball and the result -ant shot gave Mosher no chance t osave .

Elks Score For Varsity .Varsity was not long in equalizing.

Dean took a corner, Wilson heade dthe ball to McInnes, who in turn head-ed it to Rorke, the . latter beating hi sown goalkeeper for Varsitys' firs tgoal . U. B. C. representatives how -ever, decided to procure a goal fo rthemselves . Cameron passed neatlyto Crute, who was playing well up .Crute by a clever play, succeeded inputting Varsity one up . The Elksworked hard, but Mosher was on th ejob' every minute of the time an dcleared on three or four occassionswhen the opposition became danger-ous .

A Fast Second Half.During the second half, the player s

did not spare themselves, and hit afast clip, but for some time were un-able to score. Cameron again starred,when, after a brilliant piece of work ,he passed four of the opposition an dtapped the ball to McLeod . Johnnytook no chance, Wells was helplessand the score stood three to one i nour favor .

Although the light was failing, theElks refused to give up the game with-out a struggle . With but a few min-utes to go, Williams who was alway sdangerous, secured the leather, an dwith a spectacular shot, just manag-ed to beat Mosher who went ful llength in an effort to save. U. B. C .representatives came back strongly,the final whistle finding the Elks o nthe defensive.

The Players .For the Varsity, Baker showed u p

extremely well, his drives, when clear-ing, being a feature of the game .Crute's work was also outstanding,his tactics helping the forwards con-siderably.

Cameron, McLeod and

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CHAMPIONSHI PGOES TO SCIENCE '24

Science '24 won the Inter-class Bas-ketball championship on Saturdaynight, when they defeated Arts '26 bythe score of 18—15, after the fastes tand best game of the series . Twoovertime periods were necessary be -fore a tie score could be broken .

Both teams started out at a fas tpace, with all the players combinin gwell . After several minutes' play,Ternan made the first score on a foul .A field goal and a foul ended th escoring and put Arts '26 in the lead ,3-1 . The half ended with- the scor eunchanged .

At the beginning of the second half,Arts '26 had it over the Science me nlike a blanket, and by excellent play-ing ran up the score to 9—1 in theirfavor . They were working beautifulcombination plays, while their oppon-ents relied on individual effort. Whenthe fans had just about awarded th egame to Arts, Science '24 staged agreat rally which earned them a ti escore, 11 all . At five minutes over -time, the score was 15 all, and at theend of the second overtime period Sci-ence ' 24 led, 18—15 . Harvey andBickle were the stars of the game .

Arts '25 won third place from Sci-ence '25 by defeating them 31—18, i nthe first game after a fairly fast game .Arts '25 excelled in passing and thei rshots at the basket were deadly .

Results of Friday's games : Sci-ence '24 beat Science '25 by the score22—8, and Arts '26 heat Arts '25 bythe score 23—20 .

THE LYNN VALLEY HIKEA very lively crowd turned out fo r

the Outdoors' Club hike to Lynn Val -ley on Saturday morning despite th eunfavorable weather predictions .After travelling to the end of theLynn Valley care line the party de-cended to Seymour Creek, encounter-ing much mud on the way but arrivedat the creek without any casualties .Continuing up Seymour Creek theparty finally arrived at a bridge nearthe intake and as it was lunch time ,proceeded to demolish the numerousdelicacies which had been brought .

After lunch the party continued thehike across the Creek and followed alogging road for miles back into th ewoods until the road ended . Here ahalt was called and after numerousimpromptu speeches had been mad ethe return trip was begun.

The home journey was made by adifferent route, following the creekdown to Keith Road . The more en-ergetic members of the company hadvanished by the time Keith Road wasreached . However, in spite of th efact that one party started for Dol-larton and others lagged behind admir-ing the scenery, we all finally arrive dtogether, after a brilliant dash for th estreet car . The ferry trip was all to oshort and there was no doubt in th eminds of our fellow-passengers as towho we were. Everyone went homesatisfied with the day's outing.

THE CONFERENC E(Continued from Page 1 )

Professor Sedgwick in expressin ghis interest in the S . C. M., said tha tthe spirit of the conference was abov ecommendation, and nothing but goodcould result from it .

Mr . Fleming spoke of the great pos-sibilities of the conference . He pro-posed that a delegation should be sentto the conference, not only to get anideal of what was going on amon gother students, but to bring back thereideas and reports in order that wemight benefit by them .

Mr . Herbert Grey is coming wes tin January and will be able to addres sthe students on the 16, 17, 18 of th emonth .

ELKS DEFEATE D(Continued froth Page 1 )

Lundie work really well together an dare . a pleasure to watch . Varsity' s

two new men, Wilkinson and Dea nplayed a useful game . The first nam-

ed will improve greatly as the season

progresses, while the latter, outsid eof a tendency to get off-side playe dwell indeed. Varsity, it seems ha sfound its stride and undoubtedly wil l

set the pace . For the Elks, William swas the shining light, while Rorke ,

outside of his unfortunate accident inscoring against his own side, did very

well . "Big Jim" Wilson worked hard ,but was too well watched to be really

troublesome .

The teams—N. V. Elks : Wells ,

Blundell, Ingram, Alexander, Wilson ,

McInnes, Williams, Rennie, Rorke ,Evans and Wright .

Varsity : Mosher, Crute, Baker ,

Jackson, Phillips, Say, Cameron, Mc -Leod, Lundie, Wilkinson and Dean .

'VARSITY TRACK RECORDS.The , Ubyssey has been requested t o

publish the University Track records,the names of holders and times made.The 'Varsity Track records are not a sgood as they should be but this i slargely due to the heavy track the yhave been . run off, and it is expecte dthat a good number of them will goby the boards this coming spring.

The records and holders are as fol-lows :

Running Events.100 yards, Garret Livingstone, Arts

'24, 1920, 10 :4 .5 sec . 220 yards, Gar-ret Livingstone, Arts '24, 1920, 24 sec .

440 yards, Garret Livingstone, Arts

'24, 1920, 55 sec . 880 yards, Lesli e

Buckley, Agric ., 1921, 2 min . 11 sec .1 mile, Douglas Rae, Science '23, 1921 ,

5 min . 6 sec . 3 miles, Leslie Buckley,

Agric ., 1921, 17 min ., 34 sec . Ys mil e

relay, Arts '24, 1921, 1 min. 45 sec .120 yard Hurdles, Garret Livingstone ,

Arts '24, 1920, 18 sec.

Jumping Events.Running High Jump, Hugh Russell ,

Agric ., 1921, 5 ft. 4 3/4-in . Running

Broad Jump, Williams, Arts, '24, 1920 ,

19 ft . 3-in . Running Hop Step and

Jump, Al Buchanan, Arts '24, 1921 ,

37 ft. 5-in. Pole Vault, Lou Hunter ,

Arts '22, 1920, 9 ft.

Weight Events.Discus, Clifford Mathers, Scienc e

'23, 1921, 91 ft . 7-in. Shot Put ,

Nicholson, Arts '24, 1921, 37 ft. 3-in .

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Long streamers of blue and goldcarried out the color scheme, whil efrom the window casings bells of thesame hue were suspended .

The supper room also was gailydecorated . Mrs. Sadler, Mrs . Sedge -wick and Mrs . Schofield acted as pa-tronesses .

WAITING LIST FILE DSo popular has the system of in-

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WOMEN'S ATHLETICSAlthough so far little has been heard

from the women of the U. B. C. inthe way of sports, the executive hasbeen working hard and their plansgive hopes of great things for th eyear . The girls are turning out muchbetter than last year in all the dif-ferent activities . The Basketball,Hockey and Badmington Clubs havegreatly increased their membership swhile the swimming club has hadto turn many away.

The inter-class games will probab-ly be held early in the spring . Theseare looked forward to with great en-thusiasm, particularly now that thereare the two cups to be played for .The Freshettes seem determined tocarry off the coveted trophies but th e"Sophs" are planning a "surprise" fo rtheir younger sisters, while the jun-iors and seniors are equally determin-ed to bring glory to their years .

The Varsity senior girls' basket -ball team will be chosen next week.As Helen Tatlow is the only membe rof last years team turning out to prac-tices, places are being sought verykeenly. It is rumored that BeaPearce will turn out with the tea mthis year.

In connection with the Victoria trip ,Varsity women are planning quite an

!extensive series of sports, and ar efielding teams in Grass Hockey ,Basketball, and Badminton .

THE VICTORIA TRIPAlthough it is early in the season ,

plans are already being formulated fo rthe aim-Jai Varsity trip to Victoria .The James Bay Athletic Associatio nrs said to be fielding extremely stron gteams in all events, and competitio nwill undoubtedly be stronger tha never .

The ruggers have shown up ex-tremely well and should show Vic-toria the way. The Governor's Cu! ;competition has shown that there is agreat deal of talent among the hoop-enthusiasts and U . B . C . Should be abl eto come through with several wins .Norman Cox is training the swimmers ,and can always be relied upon toutilize to the best advantage thos ewho turn out .

The relay team, was only beatenlast year by inches, and this yea rshould win the event. The variousteams show great promise andVarsity has every reason to be con-fident of a successful and enjoyableinvasion .

Saturday, November 18, will be th eoccasion of one of the greatest rugb ybattles ever played on the coast, whe nthe Varsity McKechnie Cup teamplays against the crack Vancouve r"Rep " squad. Both teams are play-ing brilliant rugby and are nearingthe pink of condition. The Varsitymen, led by the redoubtable Gee, are

THE McKECKNIE GAM E(continued from Page 1 )

sed more decidedly than ever . Fiveminutes from the opening whistle ,Ternan started another run when th eball came back from a line-out . BiliCameron took "Gee's" pass and scor-ed by the corner flag. The kick wasagain unsuccessful . A short timeafterwards McVittie broke away fro ma line out and Hodson, Ternan an dCarlisle all had their share in a ru nwhich was only stopped five yard sfrom Edmonton's line. Soon "Gee 'started another run, passed to Gee swho continued in fine style andBuchanan finally scored under abou tthree opponents. This try was no tconverted . Following the ball in aforward rush Carlisle collected thelast three points in the match whe nhe fell on the ball behind the goalline after the Edmonton full-backfumbled it .

Varsity's Scrum Weak.Varsity showed a complete mastery

in all departments with the single ex-ception that the Edmonton forwardsgot the ball in the scrum on almos tevery occasion. The visitors' three-quarters were placed so far up, how -ever, in a purely defensive formationthat it was almost impossible forthem to start a successful run.

The college team showed thateffectiveness in the loose, which iscoming to be known as a feature ofVarsity first team play . All played asplendid game . With three regularplayers, Gross, Penwill, and Purdy ou tof the game the win is surely caus efor satisfaction . The yell leader shandled the Varsity rooters to goo deffect .

The Team :—Domancy, Palmer ,Gyles, Morgan, W. Cameron, Buchan -an, Ternan (Captain), R. Cameron ,Gwyther, Gregg, Greggor, Hodson ,Gunning, McVittie, Carlisle .

Edmonton team — Reigh, Price ,Jones, Bradley, Howitt, McCrea, Wood ,Phillips, John, Cox, Haliburton, Wins -low, Parsons, Ivor Jones, Thomas .

VARSITY II . VS . VICTORIA ROAD

The Third Division Soccer Team fol-lowed the footsteps of the Seniors, a sfar as scoring went, when they de-feated Victoria Road, three goals totwo, last Saturday at Heather Park.

Hec Cant, always reliable, showe dup extremely well, when he went pas tthe opposition for our three goals .Curtis, too, was a source of constantdanger to the South Vancouverites ,and broke up many rushes that migh thave resulted in tallies against us .

The Third Division Team has nowfive points to its credit, and shoul dit keep up last week's performance ,will make its presence felt in thethird division.

Varsity team . Davidson ; Stebbs ,Spencer ; Curtis, Fanning, Murphy ;Woodhouse, Ledingham, Cant, Swertz ,Giovando .

under extensive training and will b eat their best on November 18 . Thisgame is the first game of the Mc -Kechnie series and is arousing muc htalk among all rugby enthusiasts . Itis a crucial game and the winnin gteam will be a strong favorite in thefinal dash for honors . Remember th e"18th" and be at Brockton Point .

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"AWAKE, ARISE, OR BE FOREVE RDAMNED! "

A college paper is supposed to beomniscient . We recognize the fact,and try to support the dignity . Butthere is some slight difficulty in s odoing, when the student body, by itsapathy, denies any point of contac twith the paper .

For over a . month the "Ubyssey"has been flashing forth some ten thou-sand words a week in the direction ofthe student body, and there has re-sulted scarcely a single indication ofa message received . For the staff, theexperience is proving about as inspir-iting as calling after unresponsiv efootfalls in a fog .

Such a policy of neglect on the par tof the student body can redound onlyon itself. There must be room for im-provement in the "Ubyssey" ; who willnot admit that? And if the studen tbody, through passivity amounting al -most to denial, refuses to take anypart in such improvement, it can hard-ly expect the staff to weekly cry "Ex-celsior-"

'What is the value of the "Ubyssey"to the student body? It is publishedat the expense of the students . Wherefunds are limited, the advantages ac-cruing from all expenditure must beshrewdly weighed . And there is an-other aspect' to the question—the la-bor involved, in publication. It is apoint of pride- with most workmen to

conceal their efforts, and allow th eproduct to win recognition from th e'discerning eye. Only the belief thatthe "Ubyssey" is of real use to theUniversity could justify thirty-five stu-dents in spending so much of thei rtime upon it .

In the face of the present indiffer-ence is this belief tenable? It is ou rprayer that we be allowed to kee pthis one illusion—to which end it isnecessary that the student bodyshould wake to a decided personal in-terest in the "Ubyssey," and sendalong criticism, suggestions, and,above all, original contributions.

• • sDEBATES .

The triangular debate programm ewhich had been arranged betwee nCalifornia, Washington and the U. B .C . has been cancelled . The Universityof Washington cannot see its wayclear to send a team up here thi syear . The University of British Co-lumbia has, however, issued a chal-lenge to the University of California .This challenge has been accepted an dthe debate will take place sometimein the middle of January .

By the Way

We regret to learn that last yearthe Ubyssey was placed upon the In-dex Expurgatorius of a certain HighSchool because of the quality of th ehumor .

We have yet to hear it confirmedthat the Editorial Board are bein gmeasured for sackcloth and ashes .

Should not our embryonic sense o fjustice awaken us to the need o fhandicaps in the next pie-eating con -test? We understand that one of th edefeated contestants in the Arts '2 4melee pointed out that he didn't eatthat way as a rule .

We are catching up with other Uni-versities . At Clark the New Republi cand the Nation are banned ; we hav eonly missed the Dial, so far, but dayby day, in every way, we are gettingbetter and better .

TRIOLE TThe minister called me a child of woe ,

But I just feel pleasantly sinful .In telling me where I was likely to go ,The minister called me a child of woe ;He said, "Of depravity, well do I kno w

You have more than the averag eskinful! "

The minister called be a child of woe ,But I just feel pleasantly sinful.

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It's just (on general principle )ing once again to "the trivial round, That I should have a little fun !the common task ."

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Because of her photo .campaign waged with such vigour by Her feet look gigantic !the student body. The delegation has Sue Johnson is frantic ,been described by the Vancouver daily For friends unromanti cpapers as one of the strongest that

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Because of her photo .virtue of the weight of public senti-ment which it has behind it .

The student delegates have had a nopportunity to present the case for anew University to the men who havethe power to order its establishment .They have evidently obtained a sym-pathetic hearing at Victoria, and a sthe "Ubyssey" goes to press we ar einformed that the Government has a tlast been persuaded that a new homefor the much-neglected University i san absolute necessity . The Premierand his cabinet appear to have decid-ed, wisely we should say, that thetrend of popular feeling in favour o fthe University project is no longer tobe disregarded .

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THE IIBY3. 0E YBY FAILURE UNDAUNTE D

Strange as it may seem, the ne wmembers of the Players' Club, wh ohave not managed to secure even part sas understudies are quite looking for -ward to their work on the variouscommittees . Only occasionally dothey repent their audacity in havin gattempted the first try-out. At othertimes they content themselves withthe thought that old members mustfirst be new members, who must, ofnecessity begin in obscurity.

It is said that almost all thosewhose membership ends with the year ,intend again to undergo the fearfulordeal of preliminary tryouts .

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All contributions must be writte nlegibly, in ink, on one side of the pape ronly . They must not exceed two hund-red words in length, and must reac hthis office not later than noon Monday,in order to appear in the issue of th efollowing Thursday.

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The Ubyssey .Dear Sir :

The Women's Literary Society wish toprotest against the practice in our Uni-versity of students entering the kit-chen and stealing the refreshments.This is common among both men an dwomen and is to our mind most despic-able .

R. A . McW,Secty . W. L. S .

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THOSE CLASS PEES AGAINEditor "Ubyssey ."Dear Sir :

I noticed a communication in th e"Ubyssey" for November 2nd, dealingwith the question of Arts '26 class fees,and would like to draw your attention,and that of your readers, to one or tw omistakes which were made by the writ-er .

She was of the opinion that the menof Arts '26 had no "say" in settlingtheir class fees. This was rot the case .A meeting was held by them some tim eago at which it was moved, seccrdedand carried that their class fees be $2 .

I believe she was right in s :t,til,g' thatthe women of Arts '26, well not consult-ed in choosing their class fees, but I a mled to understand that their executiv eset their class fees from those chose nby the men, as the men's fees are 35 cmore than the women's to pay for th eArt men's smoker .

Very sincerely yours ,A . FRESHMAN .

Editor Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

On behalf of my class I should lik eto express public Arts ' 24 ' s apprecia-tion of the work done by several of ourmembers in the Student Campaign .

It is a matter of common knowledg ehow much the success achieved in last' sweek's campaign was due to the or-ganizing ability and unselfish efforts o fMr. J . Grant, Campaign Manager, an dMr . A. Buchanan, Marshal, ably assist-ed by Mr, J . Lundie, Arts Marshal.

Every student in the University isgrateful to these men for their splendidwork .

A . L . WHEELER . Pres .

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A REPLY TO "EXTRAVAGANCE"Editor of "Ubyssey. "Dear Sir :

Everyone in the University doubtles ssaw the letter entitled "Extravagance"which appeared in this column of ourpaper last week . We of the executiverealize that the "fair freshette" wh opanned the above note was not well ac-quainted with the facts of the case.However, we should first like to remin dArts '26 that it would be a delicate at-tention on their part for anyone with acomplaint to bring it directly to a mem-ber of the committee, and not to broad -cast it in the "Ubyssey," by giving u s"a square deal. "

We all feel that the letter was per-fectly justified in a certain sense of th eword . To one who does not understan dthe circumstances the fees are too high .(Just a minute now, don't say : "I toldyou so") . First, we are charging every -one 50 cents for your class pin—pos -

sibly less—instead of a probable $1.25 .Second, we are going to have a clas sparty, as you all know, but we are not:going to have anyone bring sandwichesand cake . A larger class than in previou syears means we may have to hire a hal lto accommodate everyone, all expenseswill be paid out of the class funds.Third, a hike will cost about $1 .35 whena hall and music has been provided fora dance afterwards . Then, fourth, aninnovation which we expect everyone t oenjoy, we hope to be able to have atheatre party at the Capitol some night .Fifth, $50 goes to the Campaign. Sixth ,$50 is used for the Arts' men's smoker .Where has the $787 .00 gone? The feesare not too high . And what's more, toelect an executive and not to stand b ythem reflects on the spirit of ' 26 as awhole .

Yours sincerely ,A. K. (Sec . )

CHANGES IN EDITORIAL STAF F

It is with deep regret that the"Ubyssey" announces two resigna -tions from the Editorial Board, to takeeffect this week . Miss Sallee Murphyhas been obliged, owing to eye-strain ,to resign the Feature Editorship, aposition which she has filled mostsuccessfully since the first of the year .

The second resignation—that of Mr .G. B . Riddehough as Associate Editor ,is another severe loss which theUbyssey is called upon to weather atthis time. Mr. Riddehough is carry-ing a very heavy course, and foundit impossible to cope with all his nu-merous and exacting duties .

It is gratifying to know that thearduous work connected with theseoffices have not prevented their beingfilled. Mr. Sperry Philips has con-sented to succeed Miss Murphy asFeature Editor, and Mr . Cecil Upshall ,for two years connected with th e"Ubyssey" tas Circulation Manager,has accepted the Associate Editorshi pleft vacant by Mr. Riddehough's re-signation .

The "Ubyssey extends a heart ywelcome to the new members of it sEditorial Board .

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NOVEMBER 9TH, 1922

OUTDOORS CLUB CABINBURNT TO GROUND

The Cabin of the Outdoors Club ,which for the past three years hasserved as headquarters for the U . B .C . Mountaineers on their hikes fromGrouse Mountain was burnt to a cin-der sometime last week . Not onlydid the fire demolish the work o fthree summers but also completel ydestroyed blankets, cooking utensil sand other odds and ends which ha dbeen left for the use of members onweek end trips . A large pile of wood,cut and piled by some of the mentwo weeks ago in preparation for thewinter, was also destroyed . Aboutall that was left were the two kitche nstoves . These will be packed out bythe members of the Club next weekend.

The loss of the cabin is a sever eblow to the Outdoors Club particular-ly as it will now be impossible t omake some trips which had been plan-ned. The fact that Grouse Moun-tain has also had its first dusting o fsnow precludes the possibility of an ywork being done on a new structurethis season.

The disconcerting discovery thatthe cabin no longer existed was madeby E. G. Gibson on Saturday night ,when he arrived in the cool or theevening after a quick trip from town .Its disappearance made it necessar yfor him to roll up under the star swhere he spent the night . On Sun-day morning he was joined by abouta dozen members of the club who as-sisted him in collecting the few artic-les which had survived the flames.

The cabin was only completed thi sseason and represented the work ofabout three summers . Two weeks agothe finishing touches were put on thestructure and several tables and chair sconstructed . A woodshed was alsoadded and had been well filled in an-ticipation of an active season in th ehills.

The fire marks the crowning mis-hap in the fortunes of the cabin . Sometime ago a small gramaphone wa sstolen and several other small artic-les . Whether the fire resulted fro mthe carlessness of some weekly visito ror was started by some malicious per-son is unknown by the executive ofthe Club who state that, whatever thecause, they are certain that no Uni-versity student is responsible .

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ARTS '24 CLASS PARTY .

Hallowe'en decorations lent a gayappearance to the Auditorium on th eoccasion of Arts '24 class party, hel don Friday . Bright streamers of orangeand black were suspended from th eceiling, and the walls were coveredwith paper pumpkins and black cats.

A glowing artificial log-fire and abackground of fir trees made a cos ynook for the patronesses, and adde dan autumn touch to the setting .

Refreshments were served in RoomZ from an artistically decorated tabl ecentred with large ferns and chrysan-themums .

During the evening paper hats ,whistles and balloons were distribut-ed to the dancers .

Dimmed lights and tasteful deco-rations transformed the Men's Com-mon Room into a haunt for the non-dancers, where they indulged in game sand ghost stories .

At midnight the praty was brough tto a close with hearty "skyrockets"for the president, vice-president an dthe committees .

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MUSICAL SOCIETYHOLDS VARSITY NIGHT

At the invitation of the Wesle yLadies Association, the Musical Soci-ety gave a Varsity night on Satur-day, at the Made-in-Canada Fair. Hal fthe proceeds of the evening was con-tributed to the Campaign Fund .

A Minstrel Quartette, consisting o fMessrs . Berry, Stewart, Harkness an d,Barton was the feature of the even-ing . With blackened faces and attir-ed in the usual minstrel garb theysang Kentucky Babe to the delight o fthe audience. Their Campaign Song ,composed for the occasion was a veryfitting sequel to Mr . Wilfred Kelly' ssplendid campaign speech .

Miss Kerr sang charmingly as usual ,and Miss Lyness' solo also please dthe audience . Miss Florence and Mr.Gerald Kerr played a very spirite dpiano duet, while Messrs . Morden ,Daughinee and Etter gave an instru-mental selection .

The Minstrel Quartette sang "Dixi eKid," another quaint plantation son gwhile the program closed with th eladies' trio, the Misses Tennant ,Myers and Cassidy .

S . D. K. ON THE NEAR EAS T

On Tuesday night there was a con-ference of the powers for the settle-ment of the Near East Question. Thesubject promoted some very interest-ing, and, at times, heated discussion .

Mr. H. B. Cantelon, British dele-gate, gave a long account of pas tevents in connection with the Nea rEast . He condemned the policy o fFrance .

On behalf of Turkey, Mr. I . Shaeffe rdemanded Constantinople, which, hedeclared, was its rightful possession .He accused Greece of being the too lof England . Greece (Mr. G . B . Hislop )told of the part she had played inpast events in the Near East, an dstressed the fact of her being desert-ed by her allies in her time of need .

Mr. A. E. Graver claimed thatFrance's attitude had prevented a ter-rible war. He in turn condemned thepower-grabbing policy of England .

The Russian delegate, Mr. E . Dunnesupported Turkey whole-heatedl yin her demands, and condemne dall other nations in true Bolshevi kstyle. He mentioned the secret treaty ,probably in an attempt to impress theother delegates .

On behalf of Italy, Mr. S. Martinthen stated that she had not receive dafter the war, the territory which hadbeen promised her by the other allies .

After a general discussion, Mr. C .W. Hodgson, French delegate madea motion that the conference go o nrecord as being in favour of thescheme of international control o fConstantinople as outlined in th eTreaty of Sevres . Considerable dis-cussion ensued, but finally the motio nwas passed, the Turkish and Russia ndelegates alone opposing it.

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Literary CornerIN THE CLOSE .

The leaves drift down through th eamber bush

Of the close ;Not a birdsong nor flower, save bruise d

and ben tOne rose .

She stands so still, tall and still by atree

In the close ;And leaf shadows fall on her chee k

tear-pal eAs the rose .

Like a leaf drifts the dusk down th eclose ;

It is late .Ghostly pale still she stands by the

withered rose . . . .And they wait.

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CLASS NOTES .

Arts '25 will hold another hike t othe McKechnie Rugby game, Satur-day, Nov . 18 . The McKechnie squa dwill be the guests of honour . LorneMorgan the trainer will also be there.

Arts '23 will hold its Class Party onFriday the 17 . The seniors are hav-ing considerable difficulty with the"drawing for partners" idea.

At a meeting last Friday, the Fresh-ettes decided to assess themselve s$1 .50 for class fees. At the samemeeting the program for the year wa soutlined . The other years will see theFreshettes setting some precedents .

The Arts '25 class party has beenset for Jan . 19 . The Sophs are look-ing forward to the event, hoping itwill be as great a success as thei rparty last year.

The Arts Sophs have gone on rec-ord as being in favor of having eac hmember of the class getting a Varsit ypennant .

"Doc ." Sedgewick has been chose nas the Honorary President of Art s'26 . The wise Sophs are pleased tosee at least one good man among theFreshmen .

The Arts '26 class pins will soon beready for distribution. Sub Marshal swill obtain the names of all desirin gpins .

It is hoped that the classes not men-tioned here are doing more than theirclass reporters .

THE CHILDREN'S HOUR.

Oh, to forget the cares and worrie sof college! This was the aim of eachof the nurses, when dressed as littlegirls, they met at the home of AnnieHedley to try and bring back thoselong lost days of childhood . Againthey were just noisy, little (?) girls ,romping around, all dirty and sticky ,as the result of a decidedly successfulcandy pull . Miss B. Johnson, who car-ried off her infantile role to perfec-tion, won the much coveted prize .

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THE UBYSSE YNOVEMBER 9TH, 1922

A young man of earnest look an dtrustful expression was seen by hisfriends decorating himself with molas-ses, sawdust, grease and superannu-ated eggs . His friends regarded hi mwith astonishment and finally aske dhim if he was just plain nutty or wa she just a little off.

To these taunts he said nothing bu tdrawing a pair of scissors from hi spocket he began to clip his hair .

Then turning to his comrades h eexplained in a sad voice, "You see Iam taking a correspondence course i nthe --- College and this is theinitiation . "

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Horrible Brute, Arts '25—"Are yo udoing anything tonight? "

Sweet Young Freshette (hopefully )—"Why, no, I don't think so . "

Horrible Brute, Arts '25—"What ahorrid waste of time! "

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Delighted Musician :

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Customer: "Then I wonder if yo uwould mind playing dominoes unti lI finish my lunch? "

"Stops at nothing—your bank bal-aece—Goblin .

INCONGDUITYCrawling across Main Stree tA load of hay ;Its crisp draperies sweep the road al l

aroun dLike the crinolineOf our grandmother's wedding dress .What is she doing her eAmong the flappers?

—A.L.S .

"I'm nobody's fool," she declare d"De mine," he offered generously .

—Tiger

YOU ALL KNOW HE RTwo dazzling eyes,

With baby stare ,A little smile ,

And cute bobbed hair,Two dancing feet ,

A shoulder sway ,A silly laugh

A vamping way .A crowd of men ,

A social swirl ,And there you are—

The modern girl .

EPITAPH

Here lies the corpse of EsmeraldaHough ,

Who, by mischance, did eat a powder -puff .

She, in her rustic innocence espie dThe novelty, and, jaws distended wide ,Thinking it edible, fain would con -

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Kenny was bathed in mud ,My girl was bathed in kisses ,

No one was bathed in blood .(Do tell them to use Pears Soap) .

The sunset laved the grandstand ,The showers washed the team,

The suds surged over the players ,Who were dam well lathered in

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In Other Colleges I

Gonzaga Bulletin, Oct. 30 .FROSH RULES .

1—Wear Green caps at all times o nthe campus and at all college activi-ties.

2—Know the yells and songs o fyour college.

3—Reverently respect the upperclassmen addressing them as Sir . andMr., saluting them upon approach andgiving them preference in all things .(This does not apply off campus . )

4—The second and fourth Wednes-day of each month appear on th esacred premises arrayed in blue bo wties and white socks.

5--Assist in any work for the A . S.G. U. when called upon by the prope rauthorities .

6—Attend college functions in abody. Roll call will be taken by th epresident of the class and submitte dto the Sophomore vigilance commit -tee .

7—Consult a member of the Execu-tive board when in doubt.

8—Enter the college gymnasiu mfrom the side door when going to at-tend student body meetings .

9—Side burns must never be wornand hair cannot be parted in the mid-dle at any time .

10—Carry a copy of these ruleswhen called upon by a member of th eSophomore vigilance committee .

Surely U . B. C. Freshmen 'oughtto be thankful .

University of California "Trojan" —The Nevada-U. S . C. game to be play-ed Saturday will have a new featurein the rooting section. The womenwill come into their own in an entire-ly new field hitherto devoted exclus-ively to men. The women will be or-ganized in a rooting section whic hwill sit next to the band .

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University of Nevada, Oct. (P .I.P.A. )The Psychology department at theUniversity of Nevada has been en-gaged during the last two weeks i ngiving the Stanford revision of theBinet Tests to all Freshmen . Theaverage of the school is unusuall ygood, according to Dr . Young of thatdepartment. On the average, the men-tality of the regular Freshman stud-ent is higher than that of the specialstudent.

Williamette University, Nov. 1, 1922 .The program for women's debate bid sfair to be very extensive this year.Negotiations are being made with theState Universities of Oregon an dWashington, the University of Brit-ish Columbia, and Reed College ofPortland, with a probability of addin gthe College of Puget Sound on theNorthern trip .

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University of Washington, Oct. 16,1922—Corduroy trousers will be th eofficial garb of the class of 1925 forthe ensuing year it was decided at asophomore class meeting recently ofthe University of Washington . Thecustom is not original with the clas sof '25 but is one of long standing. Thejuniors wear wide brimmed stetsonswl.ile the seniors add numeral hatbands .

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University of Alberta, Oct ., 1922—The first annual autumn convocatio nwas held on Friday last at 8 :30 p.m .Rev. F. W. Patterson, D .D., President -elect of Acadia University, had .thehonorary degree of L.L.D. conferredupon him. During the ceremonies,Dr. Tory pointed out the advantageof increasing the number of studentsattending the University, instead ofcurtailing enrollment, as advocatedby some American institutions.

STOCK RIDGING TEAMAGAIN WINS CONTEST

.The stock judging teams sent toPortland, by the Faculty "of Agricul -ture, succeeded in winning the majortrophy presented by the Wester nDairy Instructors' Association, andthe silver cup presented by Hoards'Dairy. The Holstein judging teamcarried off the $300 trophy and th eGuernsey team won the bronz eplague. Steves of U. B. C. was sec-ond high man in the contest and highman in the Ayshire and Guernseyjudging, winning one gold and threesilver medals, The teams enteredranked as follows: U. B. C., Wash-ington, Oregon, California, Idaho andUtah . Mr . W. N. Jones, Assistant Pro-fessor of Animal Husbandry, wh ocoached the U . B. C. team, deservesmuch credit for his work.

HISTORICAL SOCIETY .The second meeting of the Histor-

ical Society for this year was hel dWednesday evening at the home o fthe Honorable Mr . Justice Mur„hy .The subject of discussion, the de nes-tic and foreign policies of the Germa nRepublic .

An interesting paper on the domes -tic situation in Germany was prepar-ed by Miss Elaine Griffith and rea dby Miss Mary Chapman, Miss Griffit hbeing unable to attend the meeting o naccount of sickness . Mr. C. W. Hodg-son dealt with the foreign relation sof the German state, stressing th eeconomic considerations, and th eprobability of a Russo German alli-ance in the near future .

After the papers were read, Prof .H. F. Angus gave some very interest-ing side-lights on the temper of th eGerman people, and answered num-erous questions . Prof. Angus spentpart of the summer in Germany .

A delightful interlude between thereading of the papers was provided byMiss Norah Willis who gave as apiano solo Rachmaninoff's Prelude i nA Minor .

The Senior Class elected Mr. ClaudeCampbell to the presidency. The va-cancy in the executive was caused b ythe resignation of Mr. Harold Offord ,who is withdrawing from college o naccount of his health .

Mr. Campbell, the new president ,was formerly the athletic representa -tive of the class, and is also the sec-retary of the Men's Athletic Associa -tion.

Mr . Allan Hunter was the choice ofthe class for athletic representative .

University of California, Oct ., 1922—Twenty thousand dollars worth o fbonds has been sold up to the presenttime for the new Women 's Facult yclubhouse to be built on the site ofthe old Music building . The amountto be raised to pay for this buildingis $50,000 .

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University of Alberta, Oct . 19, 1922 .Among the new arrivals at the Uni-versity are "Art" Buell, BA ., BarneyLipson, B .A. and "Ted" Johnston, al lfrom the U. B. C. Others from theU. of S. are Charlie B . Smith an dPercy Speague . All of these studentsare taking the Undergraduate coursein Medicine .

IN COURT CIRCLES .

Are there any of you fellows ac-quainted with Royalty? Ever mee tand kings, queens, knights, bishops ,or anything like that? If you haven' thow would you like to get acquainte dwith some of them? The Chess Clubwill do its best to give you a "knock-down" to some of these notables .

The Chess Club is becoming one o fthe liveliest clubs in the University .At present it has some twenty mem-bers, and mathemeticians have calcu-lated that it is growing at the rat eof seventyJtwo members a session .Even the faculty are displaying an in-terest in the game ; just drop into on eof the tournaments some evening an dsee the profs . matching their wit sagainst the students' .

There is some promising talent inthe Varsity Chess Club, and arrange-ments are being made to have a serie sof games with the different clubs i nthe city ; there are also hopes of chal-lenging players from different part sof the province . The playing, how -ever, is not all in the hands of theold players, a beginners class has beenformed which will give the new play-ers a chance to learn .

It is the opinion of some peoplethat if Chess continues to grow inpopularity, Rugby will have to ste pdown from its high place. .Instead ofa football game at Brockton Point ,there will be a table placed in th emiddle of the field with a couple ofplayers seated at it . The kings ,queens, etc ., will be ranged befor ethem and the enthusiastic rooters wil lbe packed in the grand-stand wit hfield-glasses handy. When a knightgoes to jump over a king, the excite dcrowds will rise to their feet and ou ryell-king will shout "All right gang,let's give them Tackle 'em Low ."

MUSICAL SOCIETY.

The seventh annual Xmas concertof the Musical Society will be hel din the Auditorium on Nov . 18, at 8 .1 5p .m. An exceptionally fine programmehas been arranged .

The Faculty and student body areheartily invited to attend and bringtheir friends . The very nominal ad-mission of 25c will be charged to de -fray piano and other expenses .

The programme is as follows :

1. Orchestra—"Semor March" . . . .Sous a2. Glee Clubs

(a) "Sweet and Low". . . . Barnaby(b) "Hail, Smiling Morn"

-•-- Spoffor d3'. Vocal Solo—Selected

Miss Lyness .4 . Glee Clubs—"Spring Song" .._.Pinsut i5 . Orchestra

(a) Entre Acte Gavotte from"Mignon"

(b) "Eleanor" Deppin

INTERVAL .6 . Glee Clubs—"Dixie Kid" Geibe l7 . Vocal Solo—Selected

Miss M. Kerr ,8 . Orchestra

"Lutspiel Overture" . . . .Keler Bela9 . Piano Concerto—Greig Concerto ,

Movements 2 and 3Miss Nellie Harrison .

and Mr . J . D . A. Tripp, 2nd piano .10 . Glee Cubs

"Brida Chorus" Cowen

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