Six C ndidates For Council President

EVAN apBOBERTS. . Council Old Guard

CHARLIE NASH. . . Junior Member

GORDON MaeEARLANE. . . Red Crose Ball Ruler

BOB BONNER. . . Ciheftaln of Clubs

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—Photos by Dave WaddellTED McBRIDE

. . . Junior Class SultanJOSEPH BLOTZ

. . . The Blotsltreig BOOM

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VANCOUVER, B. C., FRIDAY, MARCH 7th, 1941

No. 37

Blotz Nomination

First Received At

Alma Mater, Office

By LEIS BEWLEYq Wednesday afternoon saw a flurry of nominations for

the office of A.M.S. President drifting into the A.M.S.Office, shortly before the 5 o'clock deadline. No less thansix candidates will offer themselves for election as head ofnext year's Student Council .

First nomination received by' the A.M.S. office staff wasthat of the undergraduate Joseph Q. Blotz, complete withthe requisite number of supporting signatures .

Election Speeches Noon Today

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Voice ExpertTo Give LessonsOnCampus Soon• Potential radio announcers, as-

piring Welter Winchells andGraham MacNameee, can have achance to make good in the fieldof radio announcing as a result ofradio voice lessons being conduct-ed by Mira Ethel Wallace .

An expert in' the field of voiceculture, Miss Wallace L. the onlyinstructor in Western Canada whocan give the training. She is wenknown as a voice expert in radiostations across the Dominion.

Those wishing to take advantageof the classes may do so by apply-ing at the Radio Society Studio,Aggie Building on Tuesday noon .

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Three Meeting sBut N. ResultsFrom Committee• The special committee of gradu -

ates and under-grads appointedby the Student Council to make anInvestigation of student govern-ment on the campus have heldthree meetings, but have not yetreached any definite conclusions.

Arthur Forks, member of thecommittee, told the Ubyasey onWednesday that the committee wasmaking a thorough Investigation ofthe field of student government ,including the question of the pos-sibility of providing for somemeans of continuity in Council .

No conclusions had been reach-ed, Fouks stated, nor could any tim ebe set when findings would Laavailable.

The committee will hold weeklySunday meetings until they havecompleted their investigation .

Film SocietyWill EntertainWith 'Jane lyre'

• On Thursday, March I8, at 12:30the Ford Motor Company will peaaent fu .tur,; p al films tit the audi-torium, endue the auspices of theFilm Society, These films v.ill in-clude n news reel on the World'sFair and "The Song the MapSings," also a comedy film.

On Friday, March 14, 'n theafternoon, the Film Soadute wil lpresent the talkie "Jane Eyre" ,starring Virginia Bruce and Coli nClive . This film is highly recom-mended by Professor F. G. C .Wood .

the sat is not an imitation, andmembers of the stage crew arehoping that the actor who has t otake it out, doesn't rip the wholebook case to pieces, trying to fin dit.

Torn Collins, electrician, has de-vised an ingenious scheme where -by the fireplace and oil lamp canbe realistically lighted on thestage .

Tickets for "Candida" can be ob-tained from members of the clu bend at Kelly's box office . Student scan see the production on March19 co presentation of their studen tpass. The general public will beadmitted on March 20, 21 and 22.All seats axe reserved .

SCHOLARSHIPS—Kappa KappaGamma Sorority is again offeringscholarships for women studentsengaged in poet graduate work .Student loans are also availableto women undergraduates . . Forfurther information see Hele nWoodcraft, Scholarship Chairmanof the U.B .C. chapter ,

No RepliesTo LettersOf Council• In an effort to comply

with the student demandthat it . take steps. . to -regaincontrol of the administrationof the stadium, gymnasiumand Brock Hall, the StudentCouncil has passed two reso-lutions, but as yet has re-ceived no reply to the letterswhich It has sent .

A request was sent to the Boardof Governors asking that "al ldonations Snd charges received fo rthe use of these buildings (stadi-ur, gymnasium and Brock Hall )be put In a trust account to beadministered by the A .M .S . "

A letter was also sent to theCommittee for the administrationof the stadium and gymnasium,asking that the A.M.S. be per-mitted to use the stadium when -ever it wishes to do so, and thaton such occasions the C .O.T.C. beasked to find another paradeground .

At the last monthly meeting o fthe Board of Governors, thisletter was tabled . pending the re-turn of President L. S. Klink, Itcannot therefore be dealt withuntil the next meeting at the endof March. No reply has yet beenreceived from the Stadium-Gym-nasium Committee .

However, the stadium was madeavailable for last Saturday's Mc-Kechnie Cup football game by theearly dismissal of the militaryparade .

ProfessorInheritsFortune• Although fifty thousan d

dollars may seem like agreat deal of money to theaverage person, Dr . JosephM. Keller, lecturer in th ePhysics Department, is no tover-excited by the sum.

Last Friday Dr . Keller learntthat he was the heir to fifty thous-and dollars, bequeathed to him bya grand-uncle, James Ulmann ,who died in New York a year ago .

More embarassed than please dby this good luck, Dr . Keller con-tinues his daily routine lecture sand rounds of the laboratories i nthe Science Building . "It makes nodifference to me whatsoever," h eStated, 'I'm just going to carry onwth my l':ctures and research, Ofcourse its nice to know I have i tto fall beck on, "

A graduate of the University o fCnliforn'd and of Harvard, De .Keller catl7he to U .B .C . last fall,

LuncheonAt OttawaFor Klinck• The Chateau Laurier In Ottawa

was the scene last week of afestive luncheon in honour ofPresident L. S. Klink, who Is fitthe East attanding a conference o fUniversity heads.

The occasion was a reunion ofU,)3.C. graduates who are nowprominent in official circles at thecapital, most of them well-know nIn Vancouver.

Those present were : Mrs. H. L><Ctj~nyrlljlp h ~ Katherine Pills-btiry—•'20) Mae "0111-'18, IslayJohnson—'23, Walter Couper—'20 ,Dr . Alton Peebles—'20, Dr . JamesGibson—'31, C. S. Lord—'29, Dr .G. W. Hal Norman—'27, Dr . AlfredRive-x'21, A. E. Richards—'23, A bWhitley—'28, S . Cliff. Barry—'23 ,Mrs . Phyllis Turner—'25, (nee Phyl-lis Gregory) .

StudentsFrom ReedHere Today

Fourteen boys and ninegirls arrived in Vancou-

ver from Portland last nightto attend the Internationa lRelations Conference atU.B.C.

Twenty-eight U .B .C. studentswill discuss problems with theAmerican visitors in the doublecommittee room in Brock Hall .This will be a pass feature.

At the Friday afternoon session ,American delegates will presentpapers on various American view -points, including isolation and in-tervention.

All the delegates will attenda party which will be held inBrock Hall on Saturday night.

U.B.C, students presentingpapers this morning were :

Marie Graves; "Dominion Pro-vincial Relations."

Ernest Bishop ; 'Civil Liberties . "Frank Lacey; "Social Reform

and standards of Living . "Dora Combolos; "Unemployment

and Industrial Relations. "The program for the conferenc e

is as follows :Friday :1 :30-2 :30—Luncheon—Address of

Welcome.3 : 00-5 :00—'The American Dom-

estic Scene" . Papers by Americanstudents .States, and the War ."—A sympos-lum In Arts 100 discussing thevarious attitudes to the war withpapers by Art Fouks, Lois Nichol -son and Elspeth Munro.

Saturday :9 :00-10:00 a .m.—Breakfast wit h

an address by Dr . G. G. Sedge-wick on "Education and the War. "

10 :30-12 :30 — "Canadian-Ameri-can Foreign Relations"—An ope nmeeting to be addressed by Pro-fessor F . H. Steward and Prof, Ber-nard of Reed College .

Barring the possibility of wux-pected withdrawals, the musse swhich will probably appear onpresidential ballots will be t

1. Joseph Q. Blots.2. Charles Nash,3, Robert Bonner.4. Edward (Ted) McBride.5. Evan apRoberts .8. Gordon Macfarlane.

The closing of nominations forthe office of president will markthe opening of a brief period ofcampaigning on the part of all si xnominees which will officially lastright up to vote-casting time,Tuesday.

Bright spot of the five-day cant-

• Most of the candidates ere al-ready well-known to students ,

but the Ubyssey publishes the fol .lowing resume of those individuals,who have definitely decided to rimfor the office of President of theAlma Mater Society :TED MoBRJDV—Co micros '4 2

A former premier of the Boys'Parliament (B. C.) ; assistant man-ager of the Canadian footbll team ;president of the Junior Class. PhiDelta Theta .ROBERT BONNEJF—Arta '42

Honour student in Economics andPolitical Science; president of theLiterary and Scientific Society ;McGoun Cup representative, PerU-amentary Forum . Delta Upsilon.

"Students are advised to bringtheir student passes on electiondays," declared the Elections Com-mittee chairman, "Scrutineers willrequire this identification ."

As in previous years, studentswill be asked to mark their orderof preference for candidates—firn,second, third, etc .

Presidential elections over, It isexpected that nominations to othe rstudent posts will begin to roll Int othe A.M.S. office. Those positionsto be filled are : A-M.S. Secretary ,A.M.S. Treasurer, L.S.E. President ,M .U.S., W.U,S., M.A .A. andW .A.A. representatives to the Stu-dnt Council, and Junior Member.

According to rumours currentlyappearing on the campus, each ofthese posts will have it's share o fnominees. Undergraduates who, i thas been suggested, will contest

psign period wU undoubtedly bethe appearance on the Auditoriumstage at noon today of all prox ycandidates to present their calm beelore undergraduates. Each man willbe given five minutes in which tooutline his platform . Every candl e

' date, it I. expected, wit be sup-ported by one seconder. ToddTremblay, Elections Committee,wlU preside over the meeting.

Balloting will begin at 4 p.m.Tuesday next, In the Auditorium.A number of lists, divided accord-ing to graduation years, will beusd to check the identity of stu-dents presenting themselves at thevoting-place.

CHARLES NASH--Science '42Past S.M.U.S. executive member;

member of American InstituteOliginsors; Newman;

Rowing; Oytideor Club. Non-fra-ternity.GORDON MacFARLANE—Art. '4f

Mana sr, Canadian Footballteam; hockey team ; Red Cro. Ballexecutive. Pal Upsilon .EVAN .pROBERTB—Selene. '42

Past Junior Member, CouncilTreasurer; Canadian football. ZetaPsi.JOSEPH BLOTZ—Slates '42

Past president, ClassPresident, sophomore year; Chem-istry Society; honour student,I Phelta Thl.

these seats, appear in the followingorder :

Secretary: Amy Hackney ,Atkin, Doreen Ryan, Elspeth Mun-ro, Marion Murphy . Treasurer :Keith Porter. L.S .E. Proxy: BobMorris. Junior Member: KennethWardroper, Mack Buck. W.U,S. :Lees Nicholson, Pat Carey, JeanClugstont M.A.A. : Evan Davies.W .A .A.: Jean Eckhardt, JoyceOrchard .

Deadline for nominations for theabove offices will be Wednesday ,March 12, and plans are beingmade to hold simultaneous meet-ings In Arts 100 and the Audi-torium at noon the following Fri -day, when all candidates an dseconders will address the studentbody. The following Tuesday ,March 18, will be election day.

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Hart House QuartetPerforms Monday0 Terminating a series of successful recitals all across

Canada, the Hart House String Quartet will perform inthe Auditorium at noon Monday, March 10 .

The famous quartet, founded i n1924 by the Hon. Vincent Masse yand Mrs. Massey, consists o fJames Levy, first violin, Adolph eKoldoifsky, second violin, MiltonBlackstone, viola, and Boris Batn-bourg, violin-cello .

In addition to the noon hourprogram, a concert will be held at8 :30 Tuesday evening in the audi-torium. Featured will be a com-position by Cesar Franck, H. Wal-do Warner and Mozart .

The program 'for Monday's per-formance, an L.S .E. pass feature ,is as follows :H. Waldo Warner (1874)—Suit e

the Olden Style .Prelude (Fughetta )Sarband eBourree and ChoraleIntroduction and GigueBrahtm (1833 .1897)—.Quartet

A Minor, Op. 51, No . 2Alletm non troppo (4-4)Andante Moderato (4-4)Quasi Menuetto Moderato (3-4)

alternating with Allegret ovivace (2-4)

Allegro non meal (3-4 )

Chips Fly As Thespian sErect Set For `Candida'

Grovelling in backstage dust, chips and ends of wood an dsawdust, the stage crew is working hammer and nail t o

complete an all-wood set . Departing from the usual traditionof a canvas stage set, this year the Players' Club is construct-ing one entirely of wood for their production of George Ber-nard Shaw's "Candida" .

The reason for the solid scener yis two-fold—first because it willlook move authentic and second ,because doors can be more realist-ically slammed .

Girls as well as boys are wield-ing the hammers and chisels . Al lhave been busy carefully panel -ling, pa imitation books, an d

and wind-ing the set

stage cre wads an elec-ding to Nei le,

Candidates Well Known

Nominations For Other Posts

Love Not Result Of Fear

Claim U.B.C. Debaters

• "Every love affair, every marriage, is motivated not bythe fear of punishment, but by the hope of reward—,som e

kind of reward." Thus Les Bewley defended U .B.C .'s caseIn a debate with the Vancouver Speakers' Club Tuesda ynight .

The resolution. the third debate dby U.B .C . this year, was Resolved :'That human behaviour is influ-enced to a greater degree by th ehope of reward than by the fearof punishment . "

Debating partner, sciencema nBill Backman, sizing up the &tua-tion, methodically seated himself,

pulled out his slide-rule for psy-chological calculations, and speed-ily arrived at the square root o fthe intelligence of his opponents .

However, the three judges de-cided that the opposing team hada slight edge and awarded th eSpeakers' Club with a split de-cision .

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International ConferenceWe of the University of British Colum-

bia welcome today the opportunity of en-tertaining the delegation of American stu-dents and professors who have come herefrom Reed College to discuss with us theeffects of the war on social and economi cconditions in our respective countries .

At a time when universities in othe rparts of the world have been forced to closetheir doors, the fact that we are free to hol dsuch international gatherings is doublygratifying. We should realize our fortunateposition, and at the same time our very im-portant responsibility.It is up to us, on this continent which

(MEMBER C .U .P. )Issued twice weekly by the Stu -dents' Publication Board of theAlma Mater Society of the Univer -

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has not yet been shadowed by actual war-fare,to face realities and prepare ourselvesfor the reconstruction which must follow. Itwill be our responsibility to lead the way i nsetting the world on its feet and we muststart here on the American continent .

Reed College is recognized in the UnitedStates as being one of the leading institu-tions in political science in America. There-fore, we are confident that the delegates wh ocome to confer with our own student repre-sentatives will present us with many soundsuggestions . We hope that the benefit gain-ed will be mutual in effect .

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ElectionsThe elections this year for the President

of the Student Council and for the othe rmembers of the Council are more importan tthan perhaps ever before . Next year is un-certain for a great many students, and theproblems that will arise will no doubt beeven more difficult than those that have ap-peared this year.

Vote for brains and executive ability !A mistake in these elections might provedisastrous to the best interests of the Society.Popularity, sportsmanship, membership inclubs or fraternities, and mere promisesshould not be considered. The position o fpresiflent particularly demands administra-tive ability, common sense, aclear head, an da good portion of "punch" .

The position of treasurer requires a goodbusiness head and MUS and Wt TS president smust have organizing ability and fair impar-

TUESDAY, MARCH 11 — TheHart House quartet will give aprogram In the auditorium at 8 :30p .m.

tial judgment . Then the Men's Athletic Re-presentative and the Women's, besides hav-ing a knowledge of the various sports on thecampus, must also have some executive abil-ity. The positions require much more thanathletic ability, and this factor must not beforgottdn in the campaign.

President of the LSE must be someonewith a knowledge of the various clubs on th ecampus who will be able to direct their poli-cies and look after their needs without toomuch interference . Junior Member, ofcourse, needs the ability to organize the vari-ous jobs that come to him during the term .

It is obvious then that outstanding abil-ity in administrating and organizing is allimportant for the various positons . It canhardly be emphasized too much : vote forbrains!

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AND THE WORKING CLASSES1. Success in university life is ensure d

If your wallet bulges and you don 't.The secret lies in making contacts b y

taking the right courses with the righ tpeople. Alphabetical seating has been agreat boon in this respect . For instance, It

FRIDAY — The Memo PraMe dSociety in Arta 208 at 7 o'clock .Mr. A. T. Cowan will speak on"The Biological Properties of Trep -enema pellicle, the causative agen tof Syphilis . "

• • • •FRIDAY, MARCH 7 — The En-

gineering Institute of Canada willbe addressed by E . C. Gasmen ofthe Lukens Steel Co. of Americaon Clad Metals, their manufacture,application in Industry and anti -corosive properties In Applied Sci-ence 100 at 8 :00 p.m .

. a . aFRIDAY, MARCH 7 — General

elections of Cosmopolitan Club atnoon in Arta 104 .

. . .SATURDAY — Bus for S.P.C.

campers will leave 10th and Base -mat at 5 p .m. and be at Broadwayand Granville at 5 :25.

. .TUESDAY — Le Corele Francai s

will meet at 8 p .m. at the homeof Helen Nowlan, 1869 Allison Rd .The speaker, Professor J. A. Irvingwill discuss "The Significance ofDescartes In Philosophy and Pay-chology ." Annual elections will beheld and arrangements made forthe annual banquet, March 25th,Price 50c .

is thanks to this fine system that we readthat Miss Annie Ulp, daughter of Old 'ManUlp, the czar of the sardine can combine, hasmarried Mr. James Uggle, son of Old ManUggle, a bum if there ever was one. This isthe redistribution of wealth in its ugliestform, and should inspire every ambitiou syoung undergraduate .

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adienne will be held at the hom eof Maureen McDiarmid, 2588 Yor kStret. Madame Darlington willspeak on "Alsace and Its Inhabi-tants, "

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around and through the veins andarteries all by themselves . Where -upon they joined the C .I .O ., andheld a sit-down strike in the lef tventricle, killing the sciencemanalmost immediately.

12. The aggie: someone who canstudy the anatomy of a chickenwithout the fear of being caugh tat it.

13. The artaman: someone whois neither a actenceman nor aneagle, and is proud of it

14. The Pub. : the only organi-zation on the campus in which themen can out-drink the women, (I na sprint, that Is .) .

Army officers' uniformsmust conform to regula-

tions as to style, but youmay be your own judge in

the matter of tailoring. TipTop uniforms, tailored-to-measure for all thre ebranches of the Service, holdtop rank position becausethey are correctly and care-fully tailored of fine ma-terials to give dependable, .smart and comfortable wear

under the most tryin gconditions .

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The Mummery2. .nu freshman is an over -

dressed mass of quivering ignor-ance. The only way to get any -thing Into his head is by way ofhis mouth, which will take every -thing.

3. The sophomore is a freshmanwho has lit his pipe, and wisheshe hadn't.

4. The junior: someone whothinks he can go to the Prom with -out paying .d The senior: someone whoknows that he can't

5. A fraternity: a group of menintent on doing nothing In a so-phisticated manner .

7. A sorority: a group of womenintent on doing a fraternity .

8. Campus clubs : offer everystudent the opportunlyt to becom ea big frog in a little pond. Thevarious big frogs get together fromtime to time to croak at one an -other and eat ham sandwiches .The popularity of a student ca nbe reckoned in direct proportionto the number of ham sandwichesconsumed during the term, whichmay account for the oinking soundin the direction of many of ourglamour girls.

9. The university is the bestplace to learn that woman is themore social and the leas sociableanimal .

10. Examinations mark thepoint where remembering endsand forgetting begins.

They am condemned by studentsand faculties alike . The only ex -planation for their persistenceseems to be that the universit yhas a contract with a man namedSnlfle, who supplies the blottersfor the exam rooms .

They may, however, be consid-ered an indirect incentive to spir-itual rearmament . For instance ,last year the V .C .U. hung out asign that went something like this :

"During examination weex ,morning worship will be helddaily In Arts 204, from 8 :00—8 :30a .m . "

I know one chap who clutche dat this last straw, beetling up toAts 204 one morning to put every -thing on the black. He entered th eexam room at 9 with a divine lookon his face. He left the exam roomat 9 :30 with a look on his face tha twould have made Frankenstei njump for a chandelier.

He smashed into Arts 204, an dstarted tearing up the seats, yell-ing:

"And they said God knew theLaw of Cosinesbl "

11. The scienceman : the cauli-flower of modern education .

The acienceman is an insuffi-ciently suppressed Lauritz Mel -choir, whose mind travels in onl yone direction and In the gutterevery inch of the way.

He spends his working hoursplaying around with figures .

I can't Improve on that for hi sleisure hours, either .

You show me a "civil" engin -.r, and I'll show you an umbrel-

la with web feet, a Swedish accent ,and a brother who sings "DannyBoy" .

Sclencemen wear red sweater ssimply to stiffen their morale andgive the illusion of health .

Actually, sciencemen are soanaemic their red corpuscles haveto be amphibious In order to mak ethe portage over the dry gulchesin the blood stream. One science -man ran on two corpuscles foryears before they realized tha tthey were chasing one another

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r- en Pratt and F. H. C .Taylor have been selected ashonorary junior members hithe American Association forthe Advancement of Sciencewas received recently.

Jean Pratt is now an assistantin the Poultry Husbandry Depart-ment, She specializes in VitaminO research in Fish Meals and Vi-tamin D research in Fish Oils,

Taylor, an assistant in the De-partment of Zoology, and gradu-ate of U.B .C . has worked on re -search for the International Sock -eye Salmon Co.

LETTERS CLUB— Applicationsfor the Letters' Club should bemade immediately to Bette Vester-back, Arta Letters Rack . There areopenings In the club for five secondyear women and five second yearmen.

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PRIZE — A prize of 25 dollars ,given by Mr. and Mrs. J. I .Bolocan will be awarded to th estudent in fourth year Arts whois the outstanding student in theDepartment of Philosophy andPsychology .

The prize will be open thissession and will be awarded InMay.

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tory line spoken by SheridanWhiteside (Alexander Woollcott)when he makes his entrance i n"The Man Who Came to Dinner. "

I use it because I have just gotup from a five-course dinner ofsolid facts, undigested information ,and an extremely old dish knownas Dirty Nine Doings served up o n(stale) toast .

Well, what have they beendoing?

« « « «A casual remark by a member of

the Canadian Student Assembl yset off the fireworks.

"Wasn't Council nice about thatquestionnaire," he bleated, "Imean, letting us use it to try outour Stet One" ,

That remark instigated my ownsleuthing into the affair, and nowyour newsboy Is proud to presentthe swampy details of a sordidcrime which took place under thevery noses of the Brockton. andwith the collusion of certain metalgods, who shall not be nameless.There's one every year. Call thisthe

COUNCIL SCANDAL OF 1041The casual remark of the C .S.A.

DISCUSSIONS CLUB member ledme to descend on H. David Lums-den as he sat eating "lunch" i nthe cat. He was just starting thesoup.

• • • •WHAT ABOUT THATQUESTIONNAIRE :

I snapped out ."Questionnaire? Never heard of

any slalslsluch thing," countere dthe cautious tinged, drawing hardon his soup. Then he made a start -ling admission .

"Oh, it made a good stat prob-lem, HA HA, slslslp" he burbled ,"It kept 8 or 10 of the Commerceclass busy for a few hours I guess.THEY SEEMED TO WANT THEPRACTICE IN STATISTICS . Theyfigured out all sorts of things.Mostly fellows taking Stat 1 or 2 .Slslslslsee what I mean . "

And here is where fruit saladwould like to pose a question : DID1614 U .B .C. STUDENTS FAITH -FULLY FILL OUT QUESTION-NAIRES ONLY TO BE USEDLIKE 1614 GUINEA PIGS? Onlyfruit salad has had the temerityto demand the truth .

CUFF DUFF"What questionnaire," said Bob -

beerier cagily munching on a richpiece of chocolate cake .

"It 's my lunch" he said cagily ,and gulped it down in a lump ."Now whaff cuff uff duff fortcuff. I mean, what can I do foryou, "he finally managed to say,

"Yes, It was mentioned at aCouncil meeting," he admitted,"and you may quote ma as sayingthey are going to have one," h eadded cagily.

e e • •"Yea, we had a lot of fun play-

ing around with the statistics, "blurted out Charles Nash, juniormember.

Archie Ba▪in was one of the no-

moplloes. He took Stet 1 last year,and fairly jumped at the chance towork on the questionnaire project .

"We worked out Arithmeti cMean, and various averages, In-cluding the Median" he said."There were bar graphs and dis-tribution curves, and we playedaround, of course . "

Well, there it is. Not "j'accuae"but "its a'accusent I only hop eit doesn't happen again .

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Charles NashI pledge myself in accepting the

nomination for president to serveas follows :

1. Active continuation of the RedCross Campaign.

2. The final settlement of con-trol of the funds ' from the Brock ,gym and stadium, placing authori-ty for charges and expenditures inthe hands of the Alma Mater So-ciety .

3, Furthering good relations withthe government and the press bysupplying them with informationconcerning students and their Wareffort .

4. Inauguration of long termplanning to obtain the faculties oflaw and medicine; a brief to bepresented to the government assoon as peace time conditions arerestored .

5. Reorganization of elections sothat certain council members ma ybe elected early in the spring termto sit in on Council meetings with-out a vote until assuming office .

Evan apRobertsTo the members of the Alma

Meter Society :I think that all members of th e

Alma Mater Society understandmy interest in student governmen tand I believe that the experienceof two years on council makes mefully aware of the job to be doneand the method of doing it. I donot propose to make any promisesthat I will not be able to fulfill . Irealise that next year will be themost crucial year that council willhave to face .

We are aware that there is animportant job to be done withregard to :

1. Student rights.2. Pass system.3. Hour and one half noon

period ,4. Continuity on council .5: Complete re-organization of

method of disbursement ofstudent money.

All I ask is that everyone con-sider the candidates running fluoffice and to choose the one bestsuited for the position . I wouldlike to thank those who have see nfit to nominate me .

LOST — A Physics I text andblack scribbler with notes . DougEdwards, AL . 1796R.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 12 — TheYouth Training School at the For-estry Camp soil hold open housefrom 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. The staffand students will give demonstra-tions of the work being done,

GordonMacFarlane• It is my hope during the year

1941-1942 to lead the studentsin sane, business-like administra-tion of student affairs . We mustrealize, of course, that in all prob-ability student activities will con-tinue to be curtailed due to theexisting war conditions, Thi smeans, however, that the studentsmust give that much more of thei rtime and effort in order that theirrights and privileges may be up -held . In brief, my platform is :

1. A regaining and furthering ofstudent building control .

2. A sound, business-like finan-cial policy.

3. A closer relationship betwee nthe administration and theAlma Meter Society.

4. A more aggressive and effec-tive war effort.

Robert BonnerI believe that next year's Presi-

dent must consider ways andmeans of :

1. Establishing a Sinking Fundto cover depreciation of BrockHall's furniture .

2. Doing, away with the TrustFund set up in the hands ofthe Bursar to which rentalsfrom the Gymnasium, Ste -diem and Brock Hall go . Therecent Alma Meter Societymeeting has left no doubt asto the policy to be followed .

WEDNESDAY — The victoriou sArtaman team will oppose theAggie Giants in the auditorium inthe second C .S .A. quiz of the sea-son .

It to expected that the Arts cham-plona, consisting of Sandy Nash ,Bob Bonner, Nancy Carr and SidPoulton will be set against thechosen representatives of theAggle faculty.

Professor Quiz Gage will offici-ate at the question box again.

3. Budgeting for a reasonableannual surplus to prepare theAlma Mater Society for th epossibility of greatly decreas-ed attendance during the Warand durnig the period follow-ing It .

This general proposal should alsobe considered. It is a plan forreducing the academic work tofive days, with Saturdays free forMilitary lectures and drill . Thishas, at present, met with the ap-proval of C.O.T.C. authorities an dseveral Faculty members . Therealization of this plan would bedifficult . Admitted. But if the sug-gestion of having five days fre efrom military lectures for unin-terrupted study, and having Sat-urday free for training would meetwith the approval of the AlmaMeter Society It should becomethe outstanding point in Councilpolicy.

This is a minimum statement oftask and proposal. If the Societyapproves I shall promote thisstatement to the limit.

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• In accepting this nomination I2. Continuation of student coon-

fully realize the necessaryctl,

qualifications for such a position.3. SECRET PLANK,

Through past experience gained4. Continuation of Canada's war

from occupying similar offices botheffort.

on and off the campus, I feel cap -5. Closer co-operation,

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2. The adoption of a plan where-by all publicity emanatingfrom this campus would beco-ordinated and directed byone body.

3. The active encouragement ofa movement to regain controlof student erected buildings ,

4. The appointment of a chair -man to co-ordinate all RedCross activities.

5. A clear-cut and well-define dunderstanding with all Insti-tutions and individuals onthis campus .

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Birds Take Cage Title Three StraightDominoes Here FridayMarch 14 For B.C. Finals

Above photo shows Jim Scott, Pat Flynn and severalof the Angelus unmentionables In action Wednesday

—Photo by Lloyd Turner, courtesy of Daily Province .night when the Thunderbirds made It three straightIn winning the City League playoffs.

Varsity hurdled their first, and probably toughest, op -position on the trail towards the Dominion Basketbal l

title Wednesday night when they completed the routing i nthree straight games of the darkhorse Angelus outfit . Wed-nesday ' s 54-37 lacing meant that the Birds scored 175 pointsagainst Angelus' 128 in the three torrid tilts .

Every one of the Blue and Gold squad played the bes tgames of their collective career in this series, but the twostars that shone the brightest were Jim Scott and Art Bar-ton. L'et 's look over the past week and review their accom-plishments .

Barton and Scott Spark Series

The victory march started a week

that "no team in Canada" could

ago Wednesday but, oh, so shakily 1

have caught them . That was the

If you'll remember, the score was

night Varsity suddenly realised

4e-48, and it was only the free

that Angelus was just another ball

throws of "Lefty" Barton In the

club—a very mediocre one at that.

last minute of play that pulled the

Taking command right from the

game out of the fire. "Lefty" col-

opening whistle, the collegians

looted 13 points that gam., but

travelled so fast the gym floor

the heavy artillery wqa under the

started to sweat.

direction of Jimmy Scott who gar-

Scott went on the rampage again

noted his highest game total of

and had 18 points before he leftthe season, 21 counters.

the game just after half-time. Bar-

These two snipers continued to

on carried on where the tall

live in the clouds Saturday night

acienceman left off, and when Vat-

at V. A. C. As a matter of fact, the

silty finished with a 73 .48 lead, Art

whole crew was !bonne so high

had another 20 .

Birds Not Even Troubled Wednesday

Wednesday we felt sorry for

count to 28.16 at the breather, and

Coley Hall's men . After the first

the wingless Angela were resorting

quarter In which they held Var•

to rugby tactics In a vain effort

thy to 12-all, the hotelmen seemed

to atop the ghioTheis roughaod methods had

designed to their fats when the

some ethic' In the third Nadirs

Blue and Gold plane started gaining

when Angelus climbed to within

altitude . By the time the halt rolled

six points of Varsity, but Scott

around, that plans had almost

(again) and Barton (again) con -

reached the heights It held Satur-

tinted their shooting ways with

day, and it was traveling faster

the result that they collected 14every minute .

and 17 points respectively and put

Nineteen straight points without

the game on Ice long before th e

an Angelus return boasted the

final gong sounded .

Flynn, Ryan, Matheson Steady

Although these two fellows did

are the talk of the town.

the scoring, Pat Flynn, Jack Ryan

Brud Is the brains, and whenever

and Brud Matheson deserve al-

ho is off the floor the team just

most as much praise as they. G. P.

doesn't seem to click with that

was his old self during this aeries,

well-oiled precision that has made

dashing up and down the floor,

It a fulfillment of Coach Van

checking and setting them up as he

VUet's pro-season prediction : "po.

has done during the whole season .

Mittel Canadian Champs. "

The dark-haired guard from

Doug Pedlow and Wally John-

Nanalmo, Jack Ryan, outdid him-

aton have proved their worth al -

self, too. His end to end dribbling

though both these boys could d o

attacks, which he undertakes as

well to correct their habit of taking

If he were on his way to a tunersl,

scope with the ball.

Dominoes Here Next Fridayis reported as strong as ever thisyear, but this fact does not dismaythe 'Birds.

The Dominoes will be here forthe first of the best of five aeriesfor the Provincial title next Fridaynight . The second gams la set forSaturday, and then the boys travelto the Capital city to polish off th eseries on March 21 .

Vicorla, here we comet

Angelus, 37ANGELUS — McDonagh 6, Mc -

Lenap, Ia. J, McLachlan 8, Ken-nington 7, turves t, Bmtetead !4Stout 1 — 37.

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Pucksters PlayModels Tonight• The Varsity Hockey team will

make its last stand this Fridaywhen It takes on the Models Inthe second game of the semi-fina lseries.

The first game of the aeries waslost to the Models 3—1. And as th ematch I . set for the beat out ofthree, it looks like the game tonightwill be a "must game" for thecampus cubaters.

For details of time and place seethe genial manager of the hockeysquad, Livingston.

. . .NOTICE

There will be an important meet-ing of the Track Club today noon.All members are asked to attend .

Sandy Hay, Jack Rosa, end LynnSully, the three new men with theteam this year, all got Into thegame Saturday and Wednesdaynights, and proved that Varsity hasthe best second team of any clubIn these parts .

Yesterday, Manager Bob Scottwore a broad grin as he contem-plated the coming series with Vic-toria Dominoes . The Island club

Varsity, 54VARSITY — Mathoat 6, Barton

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Boxers EnterArmy Meet• From elhnlnatlona held last

Tuesday night emerges Var-alty's entry in the Pacific Corn-mand Army Boxing Tournament .Now, these representatives of theC .O .T .C. and Basic Training wil lenter the Lower Mainland prelim-inaries which will be held Satur-day afternoon at the SeaforthArmories.

The University team will have afighter In all divisions except theMiddleweight and Heavyweigh tclasses . Winners in Saturdayafternoon's scrape will advance andwill probably compete in the finalsof the tourney which will be heldIn Victoria about the middle of themonth .

Surprisingly good bouts wer ewitnessed In the preUms on Tues-day night. Outstanding perform-ers were Tommy Syme, who tookthe Vancouver City title in his di -vision in 1937, and Austin Frth ,Malin in the Welterweight classlast year in the British ColumbiaChampionships. Several new-comers to the squared rag alsoshowed promise, Including DougJackson, Lorne Lind and GeorgeMilligan.

Here Is the team which willrepresent the University contingen ton Saturdays Flyweight, DougJackson; Bantamweight, Tommy .Symms; Featherweight, Lane Lind)Lightweight, Austin FrltJtl Welter .weight, Jack Church ; Lightheavy,AI "Sink" Drummond. Coach ofthe squad Is Maury Van VUet.

K Coley Hall brought out threecheer leaders Wednesday night ,

one of them being Norm TrasoWti ,ex-Athletic Park baseball clownand two beers stingers from Hall'slocal hostelry.

Both first shots of each teamwere good for two points, EnidMatheson for the 'Birds and Me -Donough for the Angels .

Again Wedneiday night Kenning -ton fouled Art Barton and fell oververy much surprised. Art thenproceedd to sink the teal shot.

Varsity pulled their new playagain with success Wednesdaynight. On a throw In from the endfour men bunch together and thenone backs up to take the pass andis free for a set long shot.

Maury Van Vllet broke into asmile Wednesday night when heshook hands with Matheson, Ryan,Scott, Barton and Flynn as theycome oft the floor.

Al Dean, Buddy Graham andJune Hewitson led the cheer lead-ing In the new yells. These threehave certainly improved the spiri tof the students at the games.

Doug Lee played a sparklin ggame again for the Angela on Wed-nesday. He seems to b the mos tconsistent player for the hotel boys ,besides heing one of the cleanest .

Scoreless Soccer.Team In Third• The Varsity soccer team edged

into the top bracket of th eWednesday league win columnyesterday when they played ascoreless tie with Woodwards, t ogo into third place.

Playing before a crowd of threethousand, wording to managerKen Eldridge, the Varsity elevenstarted the gam: at a fast paceand kept it up throughout . Theforwards for the campus round -bailers were really playing bal land they showed enough spirit an dfight to convince the experts tha tthis was one of the tastes and bestgames of the year .

However, the team was luckymore than once in both the firstand second halves . Several timesthe goal-bent Bargain hooters hadthe whole team beat, includingDennis Leans, but failed to tall ywhen their shots hit the bar .

Stu. Roach and Jack Rush wereoutstanding for the Gold and Bluesquad. Roach just missed scoringIn the first half with a shot thatnearly beat the Woodsonian goali eLister. Herd played one of hi sbest games of the year .

Varsity has only, four moregames to play according to theloop setup . Two of these gameswill be Cup matches .

—McKINLEY. . . .

. ft's an all-troth final in theChink Contest. For it will be

the team of Al Dean versus theteam of Doug Mitten in the lastencounter to be played next Wed-nesday In the Gym. These twogroups, all that remain of theoriginal 388, are the ones tha temerged victorious from lastweek's semi-finals .

CRICKETERS, ATTENTION —All men interested in playing orwatching cricket this summer cometo the annual meeting in Arts 106Friday at 1230 .

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