Psychologists have discovered that Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. insight into their personalities. So…So…

How Do YOU Eat an How Do YOU Eat an Oreo?Oreo?

The whole thingThe whole thing

This means you consume life with This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness.recklessness.

You are totally irresponsible. No one You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their should trust you with their children.children.

One bite at a timeOne bite at a time

You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way.Oreos this very same way.

Just like them, you lack Just like them, you lack imagination, but that’s ok, not to imagination, but that’s ok, not to worry, you’re normal.worry, you’re normal.

Slow and methodicalSlow and methodical

You follow the rules. You’re very You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating being anal retentive and irritating to others. to others.

Stay out of the fast lane if you’re Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.only going to go the speed limit.

Feverish nibblesFeverish nibbles

Your boss likes you because you Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do always have a million things to do and never enough time to do and never enough time to do them. them.

Mental breakdowns and suicides Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.Ritalin would do you good.

DunkedDunked

Everyone likes you because you are Everyone likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to sugar-always upbeat. You like to sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good rationalize bad situations into good ones.ones.

You are in total denial about the You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a shambles you call a life. You have a propensity toward narcotic propensity toward narcotic addiction.addiction.

Twisted apart, the Twisted apart, the inside, and then the inside, and then the cookiecookieYou have a highly curious nature. You You have a highly curious nature. You

take pleasure in breaking things apart take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, always able to put them back together, so you destroy all evidence of your so you destroy all evidence of your activities. activities.

You deny your involvement when things You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.behavior.

Twisted apart, the Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss inside, and then toss the cookiethe cookieYou are good at business and take You are good at business and take

risks that pay off. You take what risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. you want and throw the rest away.

You are greedy, selfish, mean, and You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s be ashamed of yourself. But that’s ok, you don’t care, you got yours.ok, you don’t care, you got yours.

Just the cookie, not Just the cookie, not the insidethe insideYou enjoy pain.You enjoy pain.

I just like to lick them, I just like to lick them, not eat themnot eat themStay away from small furry animals Stay away from small furry animals

and seek professional medical and seek professional medical help – immediately.help – immediately.

I don’t have a favorite I don’t have a favorite way. I don’t like Oreo way. I don’t like Oreo cookiescookiesYou probably come from a rich You probably come from a rich

family, and like to wear nice family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. pampered. You are a prima donna. There’s just no pleasing you.There’s just no pleasing you.