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sistently take the oath of office as President un-] less he recognized the constitutional duty "to I provide for the national defense." But though the \ Rev. Mr. Libby is guaranteed the right of free conscience as an individual and free speech as 1 mouthpiece of an organization claiming affiliation I with many other organizations, is he fit to repre-\ sent their judgment on national defense? How many actual members have these organizations? Do they indorse the Rev. Mr. Libby's theory of I nonresistance or peace at any price? What con- I sideration have they given or does the Rev. Mr. I - Libby offer them a chance to give to his activities? ' ----------------------- We think the American people have a right I to know why a senate committee investigating lobhying avoids inquiry into the pretensions and I I activities of Libby and others who assume to rep- resent American opinion and to dictate American policy in so vital a concern as national defense. We do not think congress can pretend that their influence is ignored, for it has had notorious elIect. I The pacifistlobbies, apparently sufficiently sup-I plied with money to engage in propaganda, are a public nuisance and, in spite of the fact that they do notrespect the principles of the constitution I or express the common sense of the American people, are a public menace to the extent that I the timidity of the politicians in congress yields to their threats. QtIriC'ng~ ~nilu tJributl-t bIE 'WORLD'S GREATEST NEWSPAPER FOUNDED JUNE 10, 1847 SNTE1lED AR SECOl>O CLASS MATTER JUNE a. lPG3, AT TIlE POST01'FICE AT CHICAGO, ILL.. UNDER ACT OJ' WAllCH 3, I079, .AJlun.olldted article.. manuecrfpts, ~etlent. and plctur61 aeel to The 'I'r sbune Are ,fOnt at the owner'. risk, and '!be Tribune oo.paJ17 uprenly repudfates any UabUlt1 or reaponl1bWu tor thell ,ate custody or return. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 15, 1929. THE TRIBUNEOFFICE&. CmCAGo-TRIBUNESQUARE, lIILWAUKEE-tHll TRUSTCOMPANYBUILDING. NEW YORK-&12FIFTH AVENCK WASHINGTON-1S15 ALliEE BUIL .. -ING. BOSTON-.11l CHAMlJ'l:.ll. 01<' CO.\1MERCEBUILDING, ATLANTA-H,:':;;RHO.tJES-HAVEll.TY llClLDlNG. LO.'DON-72·7l:lFLEET STREET. b:. C. 4. PAIU&-l RUE scauss, EERLIN-I UNTEHDEl< LINDEN. lUGA-ELIZAliETESlELA. 16/3. :CO. IE-GALLERIA COLONNA (SCALA A). VIEN.'A-8 ll.OSENlJUR::>EKSTRASSE. WARSAW-PI.ACKRASINSKA6. GIBRALTAR-HOTEL CECl.L. PEKING-GRANDHOTELDESWAGON-LITS. SHA.'GHAI-4 AVENuE EDWARDvn, TOKIG-IMPgRIALHOTEL. )lEXICOCITY-HOTELREGIS. PA.:NAMA CANAL-HOTEL TIVOLI. SPECIALREPRESENTATION. BARFRANCISCO-b20KOHLBUILDING. rwo WATERWAYS INSTEAD OF ONE. The regular session of congress convenes on I Dec. 2. If Its work is well done it is prob- able that the session will be known to history as I \-------·-------------W--l-d.... the congress whichmade the lakes to gulf water- or . way a reality. Cert:Jinly no other business before I the national legislature is likely to have so far- reaching effect upon the economic life of the ration. THE TRIBUNE'S PLATFORM FOR CHICAGOLAND 1. Make Chicago the First City in the 2. Start the Subway. 3. Electrify the Railroads. 4. Abolish the Smoke Pall. S. Separate grades of Boulevards Through Streets. and of The inland waterways of the United States were in constant use for transportation centuries before our railroads and motor roads were built, but our waterways are still primitive. It Is nearly a hundredyears now since dilIerences In gauge I which divided rallroad from railroad in this coun- try began to disappear. We have in recent years buil t a network of some 600,000 miles of highway THE PEACE AT ANY PRICE upon any mile of which any automobile may LOBBY. operate. More recently hundreds of landing fields I The senate committee investigating lobbying have been provided upon anyone of which almost " refused to make their inquiry comprehensive,any commercial airplane can land. The ad- though urgcd to do so by newspapers and indi- vantages of this standardization of equipment for I viduats interested in national defense. The com- railroads. automoblles, and airplanes are so appar- mittce to whom the inquiry was assigned has a ent that it is astonishing that no similar standard-I membership largely made up of mcn to whom ization of waterways has been obtained. , the maintenance of an adequate defenseestab- We have two great inland waterways. One, the I lishment does not appeal and with whom the lob- 8t. Lawrence system, forks from Lake Ontario to I bying of pacifists seems to be acceptable. Yet Quebec and New York and again at the Soo to' there is nothing in the field of lobbying that more Duluth and Chicago. The other, the Mississippi I notoriously needs exposureand deflation than the system, stretches north, east and west from New opposition to defense measures. There is noth- Orleans. These two systems are separated by a I ing which a consctentious and responsible sena- scant sixty miles. The great lakes waterway tor or representative ought to be more determined reaches inland from Chicago to Lockport and the I federal government has appropriated for the 1m-I to find out than the validity of the claims made by pacifist lobbyists to represent millions of voters. provement of the Illinois river from Grafton. An egregious rcpresentative of the pacifist lobby where it flows into the Mississippi, up to Utica. The barrier is the short stretch from Lockport to Is the Rev. Frederick J. Libby, who, as executive Utica for which tbe state of Ill1nois has already secretary of an organization calling itself by the spent $20,000,000,a sum about $5,000,000short of resounding title "' .. 'h e National Council for Pre- the total amount needed for completion. If a vention of War," has just put forth a pronounce- ment in circular form indicating his ambition to mountain chain intervened between the water- ways the economic loss could hardly be greater. abolishthc Amcrican battleships and protesting against construction ofnew cruisers. The Rev. In recent years a type of ship has been de- Mr. Libby's organization has an affiliation, says a signed, built, and proved practical which might Washtng ton dispatch, with thirty or forty other operate between the lakes and the Mississippi as organizations. The statistics are apparently vague, husiness requtred. Five of these ships are now but It is certainly worth while for the makers In the service of the Erie and St. Lawrence cor- of American policies and laws both in the execu- poration. They navigate the New York barge I tive and legislature toknowwhat all these pre- canal and the great lakes and they could as easily I tentious organizations really amount to. We all navtgats the Mississippi and its tributaries. The know that anyone with enough money to pay oldest of these self-propelled barges was placed in I service in 1921. They have a cruising speed of' for stamps and stationery can form an organiza- I 7'h mUes an hour and they can carry a load of . tion and call himself The International League I 1,500 tons, say the equivalent of a train of 40 or for the Abolition of anything he does not ap- more freight cars. They offer a cheap and prove of. We also know that Washington swarms standard means of transport between Detroit with executive secretaries purporting to represent and Kansas City, Chicago and New York, St. and speak for millions. Representing ••the Louis and Quebec. Only the Lockport-Utica churches" is the claim that mostneeds deflation barrier keeps them out of the Mississippi system- because it implies authority to express the judg- . .. . We are inclined to laugh at Australia with its ment and wlll of thegreatmajority of the YIr- f'ur political ubdi . I '( s VlSons, each with its own rall- tuous citizenship ofthe nation. But we know I road gauge to pre tth f ven e ree movement of goods that the claim in some of the most conspicuous to all parts of the co ti t· b t n nen, u, as long as we I and important cases is not t~ .be taken ~t its do notremove the barrier dividtng our internal face value. The preacher polrtictans who dictate waterway systems, we are in no position to deride legislationand administration of dry laws, al- the .Australians for their shor tnoss, of vision. though they claimto speak for «thechurches," are not supported by the Episcopal church as an organization, nor the Catholic and Lutheran I a'1urches.They do not speak for distinguished I de!: gymen of their owndenomination and we •.. --------------- _ have no doubttheirmethodsand their prOhibi-1 CROO:NSO:NGS. tiondoctrine are not approved by many laymen [St. Louis Post-Dispatch.] of theirown denomination. SimUarly the pacifist An Interesting monograph could be written, It executive secretaries are not indorsed by millions I seems to us, on the et!ect which the radio has had of laymen and not a few clergymen of ••the upon vocal technique, There was a time when all I churches." the voices which could possibly come out of the As for Mr. Libby, he is consptcuous enough in I hum.an throat were supposed to have been classt- ..' . fied, tenors were dramatic, Iyr-lc, light or counter; his acttvtties and hls claims to justlfy some con- baritones, high, low, dramatic or lyric; bassos, can- Ilideration. We learn from Who's Who that he tante or profundo; sopranos, clramatlc, lyric or colo- has been a teacher and preacher, and as to the ratura;contraltos, mezzo or full. In the average latter phase of his history it may be worth not- week's ofterings of a cosmopolitan opera company Irig'that. althoughhe now enters himself in the there was a place for each, except possibly for that record as a Quaker, he studied at Andover Theo- strange fowl the counter tenor, and nobody expected logical seminary and from 1905to 1911was pastor that still more SUbdivisions could be slipped In be- tween these definitive categories. of the UnionCongregational church of Magnolia, B t the dio h h th t ural as s Own a wonders never cease Mass. He seems to have become a Quaker later. In this wondrous age we live in. To Its purposes In fact. he has been quoted as giving the date I most of these standard voices are quite unsuited. of hisenlightenment as April 6, 1917, just after Trueenough, it doesoccasionally Invite them to I weentered theEuropean war. smg at some tony concert; but When it does so It I His activities as an executive secretary are too I is frankly oftering names rather than entertaInment. numerous to recount here, but his responses to I These for.mall y tutored voices do not go well on the certain questions addressed to him by a citizen air. 'I'heir- voluPt~ous head resonance gets all tan- . gled up with sta.tic : their Iusty high tones blast on interested innatronaldefense, recorded in a let- I the microphone; their deep low toneslead the IIsten- ter written by the latter to Congressman .Andrews ers to think that somebody Is monkeying with the and made public In the Boston Traveller of May 9, bull fiddle. 1928, seemto us enlightening. So the radio has had to develop Its own special H'Mr. Libby, I am as much in favor of peace voices, which are known variously as whlsperers, as you are, but not to the extent indicated by what hummers and crooners. It would be idle to deny 1. have heard you say here. that they would send a singing teacher into the f booby hatch for a six month period of rest and _. Would you flght to de end YMJl' country?' observation. Their technique flouts all that has pre- Answer-' No.' viously been regarded as sound. Where an orthodox ••• Wouldyou fight to defend YMJl'state?' An-I singeriseconomical of his breath, they let it slop 1 swer-' No.' all over the place. Where he strives tor a clear, ,•Would you fight to defend your family?' An- bell-like tone. they try for a reedlike, husky errect. ~['--' No.' I Where he worked years on his focus so he would H'Would you fight to defend your wife?' .An- have a nice, dependable vibrato and be able to con- swe['--' No.' trot his voice at all times as a compact unit. they avoid focus like poison, seeking a soft. cloudy vague- HI then said that his replies were beyond my ness wherewith vibrato is not even remotely asso- eompreheriston, and asked him why he would not elated. But the proof or the singing Is the listening. ' fight to defend what in my opinion all real men Coming through the loud speaker, these curious voices must be willingandanxious to defend. He replied are much more endurable than the other voices were. thathe was a Friend (Quaker)." I They triumph over static, trombones and saxophones. This is a perfectlyconsistent position for a They are soft and do not Interfere with eating. They I are in hannony with the kind of music which the Il1ncere and thoroughgoing Quaker to take, Inas- radio presents. much as theQuaker philosophy Is based on the doctrine ofnonresistance. Not many Quakers of SAD A.PPEARANCE EXPLAINED. todaywe believe,would adhere to this dootrlne N Trn._", , I ' First egro- n n•••. u.O TOU ookln' 80 unnecessary, in practice. Mr. Hoover is a Quaker, but he stands Glutinous? for resistance to evil, not nonresistance, and be-I Second Negro--Ah feels IDeea dumb C1W1, Predlca- lleTe8 in the justification and need of national merit. .......:. •••l.Y;.... nnval and mllitary defense, as he has declared ••Reveal yo' me&nln', man." ,&8recently as Armistice day. He could not con-! H Ah jell don't give a. hoot.":-Ttt Bit&: Give me liberty to know, to utter and toargue freely according to my con- science, above all other liberties." -Milton. Editorial 0/ the Day !,'tff-. CmCAGO DAILY TRmUNE: FRIDAY, ITI,I./\ r;. 1/ £, . A LINE 0' TYPE OR TWO VwlU.11t'f!J w'61 Hcw to thl' LiIlC, let thr ~ .,it. f,1l whm 'My m'y. " •• ~,th~,/P:!!.~l!!!! ITh~~: ,?,~:~~~ ~~~~Y. tinent to hygiene and prevention at But two new ones today we acclaim; di3ease will be answered in this eol- For if they succeed in the fight they've begun umn. Personal replies will be made to inqu.iries, under proper limitations, They will have their own Hall of Fame. whcn f'eturn stamped envelope ts in- closed. Dr. Evans will not malce diag- nosis or presC1'ibe lor individual di3- ecse, rCopyrtSht:1929: ByThe Chlca,"oTrIbune.] LIQUOR AND DRUG HABITS. 1. Alcoholism and drug addiction are generally conditions of psychogenic or- Iginrequiring individual treatment by an expericnced physician or physicians. 2. There are no medicines known to science which alone constitute an effi- cient treatment for the liquor or drug habit. Psycho-therapeutic methods are or primary importance. 3. There are no drugs or combination or drugs known to science which alone will remove the desire for liquor or nar- cotics. 4. There Is no method of treatment known to science which can be effielent- Iy or successfUlly administered In secret. without the knowledge of the patient. 5. Permanence of results from any treatment tor the liquor or drug habit depends almost entirely on the patient after the treatment is completed. 6. Will power and cooperation on the part of the patient are of supreme Im- portance in any form of treatment. 7. Home treatment of the liquor or drug habit by the use of internal medi- cines, to be administered in secrecy or otherwise, is unscientific, and the ex- ploitation of such treatments is con- trary to the public welfare. These statements are taken from a bulletin issued by the National Busi- ness bureau. In substance It Indicates a policy which they ad vise newspapers and periodicals to follow in accepting advertisements. It represents the gen- eral opInion among physicians who have had experience in treating addiction to alcohol, opium, and other drugs. In substance It is the opinion of physi- cians that people who develop a drug habit have some degree of mental twist. In treating them this must be given consideration. Drugs and drugging are of rather secondar-yimportance in treat- ment. They are of use in easing the man over the t-ough spots and in elim- Ina.ttng the more or less stored mor- phiue arid liquor products, but beyond that they do not go, or they go but little. The cure of the appetite, craving, desires. whatever we wish to call it, Is essentially a matter of social, moral, religious. and mental boosting and train- ing. Every successful cure is based on that principle. The successful cures have supplied moral fiber to those who were without It and have stiffened that of those who had'some. Cures on any other basis are worthless in the long run.. DUE TO SECRETIO:N LACK. Patience writes: 1. Are so-called hot flashes merely a nervous reaction. or are they the result of an increased heart action? 2. With me a feeling or suffocation In the throat precedes the heat sensation w hich is accompanied by flushing or the face and profuse sweating over the en- tire body. Ever, my stockings become damp. Is that the general complaint? 3. Do remedies only partially relieve? 4. Is there any danger in letting this symptom continue? 5. Over how long a period does this trouble usually c.ontinue? REPLY: L Hot flaeheswhichoccurduring-"chang-e of life" are due to deficiency of secretion of the g-onads. 2. It Is ,"",onlfwomenunderg"Olng W chance of life!' 3. Yce. Injectioneof OV"arlan extrad. 4. No. 5, UsuaIl7 one to two yean. Sometlmea longer. TREY WERE :NOT THE SAME. M. H. B. writes: 1. I" acidity of the stomach acidosis? 2, Is not acidity the cause of acidosis? 3, Honey is given in place of sugar to patlents surrering from acidosis because it i'! pure and does not cause the acid sugar does. Am I right? 4. ,Vill you kindly state cause for aotdosis ? REPLY. 1. No. 2. No. 3. No. Neither SUg'lll' nor honq causes acidosis. 4. There is more than one kind of acidosis. Among the causes are: A diet too rich in meat. eggs. cereals and breads: taking too much mineral acid: hunger; starvation: dia-- betes: fatigue: exhaustion such as follows maior at.hleticcontests; taking anesthettes: profuse diarrhea. without vomiting. [ FRIEND OF THE PEOPLE I Letter. to this department mU8t be 8ioned with names and addresses 01 uirit er«, .ARMYSERVICE AND CITIZE~SRIP. Chicago, Nov. 1Z--[Friend of the Pea- ple.]-l. If an alien volunteers in any war in which the United States partici- pated, was that his declaration of in- tention, and must he only apply for his second paper, or does he still remain an alien? 2. Is a volunteer Spanish- American war veteran a citizen if he never formally applied for either of his papers? 3. What papers does an alien world war veteran have to apply for? M. V. M. 1. Servicein any army ie not acceptedas a dcclaratior of intention. Service in any army docs not confer citizenship, but such person must. aP:P1.7for na.turalization. 2. No. a. He DIUBt fileapetition for citlzensh!l>. FRED J. SCHLOTFELDT. District Directorof NaluraJizati••••. CIVIL SERVICE DELAY. Chicago, Nov. 4.-[Frienn ot the Peo- ple,]L.Itook a civil servtce examination for junior clerk on June 29, but as yet the results have not been posted; how- ever, examinations held since have been posted. J. B. The papeI'!lin the examinatlon recently beld for Innior clerk are now bcing graded. J. S. OSBORNE. Secretary- Civil ServiceCommia.eloD. CANADIA:N DUTY O:NRADIO. Chicago, Nov. 12.-[Friend or the P~ ple.]-How is the rate of duty deter- mined on an article to be sent to Can- ada? I am thinking of sending a radio to a friend there-value $50, or pur- chasing price that amount. How much duty and could I pay It at this end? W. A. M. We wish to Inform you that thc Canadian Import duty on a.radio is 27% per cent, plus asalcs tax of 2 per-cent; that Is, IDTOice value pIne ~uty: duty can be prepaid on .hipments gOingto Canadaby arrangingwith the American Express company. foreign de- partment, to make the sblpment, the con- signee va.ring acertain amount to take care of all charges We .uggeet that you request the torei~n departmentfor additional details. F. L. ROBERTS. DistrictManager, "\ Bureauof Foreitrna.ndDomesticCommerce, They'll make Hercules-remember that guyr He wore a. lion skin and a club; He cleaned out a stable; but our heroes bold Will make Hercules look like a dub. And take old Horatio, who stood at the bridge. Nor heeded the foeman's wild cries; He was good, was that boy, but wait till we ten The names of these two other guys. Take the Boy at the Dike-we still cheer for him, He kept the Dutch from getting all wet; But our heroes-e-say, when you hear what they're doing- wen, you don't know anything yet. And Arnold von Winkelried, there's a great man, And history still tells of his pluck; He gathered the spears right into his bream And said, U This is on me, boys, I'm stuck." St. George is a hero for killing a dragon, So three cheers for him, that was fine I But the dragon that's loose here in the U. S. Makes George's look like a plugged dime. No heroes of old are as great all our two, Mr. Hoover and old Andy Mellon; They've got Income Tax on the run even Jl{lW. You can hear the darn thing a yellin'. So cheer for our heroes making ready to fight, Cheer while they're sharpening the ax, And cheer while they're hacking with might with main .At that ornery old hound-Income Ta.x.. We'll set up their statues in marble and bronze, And gold-if there's any left handy; So strike up the band and cheer 'til you're hoarse For our heroes-Herbert and Andy. -11- -11-- HAS the United States a consul general to South Africa? You ask us that and then we say, ••You're damn Tooten. Ralph A. Tooten." What? No? Yes? -11- CONSISTENCY. Once, I thought I loved you Because you loved me. eN 0 words &re incense ~ A1ljealousy.) Once, I thought I 10Ted you Because you were sad. O'ears in your eyetr-'twas. 1QlY, You had.) Onee, I thought I 109'ed you Because you were weak. (Can't seem to escape that old Maternal streak..) But with all your channing fanlta, In due eeason, I stopped loving you for no Good reason. -l!- A WILL FILED out in California ga_ a girl two thousand dollars provided she forswears bobbed hair, cosmetics. jewelry, dances, movies, and wears her dresses long at both ends. Tut, tut! Might just as well ask the girl to bury her- self alive! Bet she throws the two thousand bucks out of the window. -!!- STOCKS ARE UPl Hooray! Hooroo1 No more tumbling markets! No more margins! No more sorrow! (Hustle this in quick, Hank, aston- lshers 'n' everything. before the Ucker starts up today -! R. II. L. 15, 192'9. THE SPIRIT OF THE SPECULATOR 1/ _ I ';:::=:==========~f and FROM THE TRIBUNE'S COLUMNS kOC.KS ARE (JOlN' UP' lM GoNNA BuY SOME MORE! WHEW- 1 HOPE ....HEMARKE\ OOE:SWi GO ANY LowE.R. '. VOICE OF THE PEOPLE j 65 YEARS AGO TODAY Writers should confine themselves to 200 or sao words. Give lUll name" and addresses. No manuscripts can be returned. Address Voice 01 the Peo- ple, The Tribune. 10 YEARS AGO TODAY L_----- NOVEMBER 15, 1919. SAULT STE. MARIE, Wch. Keeper John Anderson of the Chicago life saving s.tation is the hero of ma- rine men on the great lakes. The story of ht.sheroism In taking charge of the rescue work of the wrecked steamer H. E. Runnels, pounded to pieces on tile shore of Lake Superior, near Grand Marais, is one that prob- ably will go Guwn In the history of life saving work on Lake Superior. He was swept overboard three times by the ternflc waves while taking off the crew or 438 In a 30 foot surf boat. CHICAGO. - Chicago will remain dry. This is the forecast of an au- thority in a position to know on the decision of Federal Judges carpenter and Fitzheilry on an application to re- strain enforcement of the federal war- time prohiLition act. He says the judges will probably refuse to rule and send the ChIcago and Peoria cases to the Surreme court of- the United States for ':ecision. CHICAGO.-A bomb was exploded on the rront porch of William F. Quesse, 4732Indiana avenue, president of the flat janitors' union. CHICAGO. - The city's society danced at the charity ball given In the 1st Regime>1t armory for the ben-efit of the little cripples In the Country Home for Convalescent Children at Prince's Crossing. Mrs. William J. Chalmers was head of the ball. The event netted $30,000 for the charity. THE YOUNG POLISH :NAMES. Chicago, Nov. 13.-1noted in the Voice of the People thecomplaint of Nina Kobrzynskiregarding the mispro- nunciation of the name Adamowski by one of our radio announcers, and being a niece of the late Ald. Adamowski, I have watched with interest for any comments that might be made. One mustagree that this particular Pollnh name is not difficult, as it is pronounccd just as it is spelled. I will admit, though. that there are very many confusing names that no doubt Are baffling toa person not famil- Iar with Polish orthography, but why take that seriously, as it isnt the name that's important. it's the individual, don't you think? I do not understand what Mtss Dina Montgomery means when she says " or- dinary Pole." I am of Polish descent and never considered myself extraor- dinary, therefore I must be an "ordi- nary Pole" and I am satisfied to be that, but let me assure you that I con- sidermyself as intelligent as tho aver-- age person. It seems Incredible to me that Polish people or people of any other nation- ality who have been In this coun- try for more than twenty-five years, as Mis.~Montgomery says, have not mastered a smallpart of the English language and especially when some of them are owners of property, business, and automobiles. They evidently must have used an interpreter every tim" they had a business transaction. I alsofail to see how speaking the la.nguage of our forefathers ir.. the home hampers a child's ability to enunciate the English language properly when the child is going to one of our wonder- lui American schools. I think we really owe the old timers. regardless of their nationa'ity and their IntellectUal capacity, untold gratitude. for theyhave givenus many remark- able American citizens. HELEN ADAlLfOwsKL WILSO:NO:N ARMISTICE DAY. Chicago, Nov. 12.-It is apparent as the years roll by that a certain person- age who was involved in the great war and other notable achievements Is re- ceiving less eulogizing than all other prominent men of the last fifty years, and I for one want to sound orr. This morning I ieft my work to hear speakers at Soldiers' field and not once did anyone speaka good word for this gentleman, Woodrow Wilson. A. J. CROOK&. THE BACKWARD STATES. Chicago, Nov. 13.-The comparlso<l made by one of your correspondents to this column between American and English legislative representative Is all wrong. England is an old country with more uniformly distributed Industries, population, and people of uniform habits. In the meantime this country Is new; some of the backward states have nar- row minded, unripe, and warped notions and habits.We needbadly to be reap- portioned, purified. and get some more of the preferred ones. Three cheers for good old Grundy. F. E. RODJ!lR.. "' SCARING THE VILLAGERS. NOVEMBER 15, 1864. Oak Park, Ill., Nov. n.-For years I NEW YORK.-Apart from the rebel have heard this towncalled the village Intelligence that Gen. Hood is march- of Oak Park, but never until today WILLIAM WILLOCK JR., who married his ing on Chattanooga the latest authen- have I realized that it well merited wealthy mamma's chambermaid, said: "I am sick I tic word received here isthat he had such a designation. of the cigarette smoking, cocktail drinking, short- passed the Tennessee river, but had I enjoy sketching. Today I chose as skirted society girl, and so I married Adelaide." I notyet crossed the Coosa. Even had a subject a picturesque home in north Which same is a very noble sentiment, only the he passed the Coosa he would prob- Oak Park, that region of wealth and pictures of Adelaide showed her wearing about the I ably find .Gen. Thomas' ~rmy or some supposedly of culture. I had completed shortcst short-skirt dress on record But perha s other Umon army on hIS front. No the drawmg and was busy on another love-well perhaps love is, as the poets have dispatches have beenreceived from I on Oak Park avenue whena squad car said-just a littie nearsighted. Gen. Sherman for several days for the I drove up and invitedme for a free reason that he is now beyond means' ride to the municipal building, where- of immediate communication with in a very nice manner indeed-I was Washington. By this time he may be questioned by the polrce. beyond points where the enemy in They informed me that I had H scared formidable numbers can do him harm, a lot of people up there half to FORTRESS MONROE. - Richmond death," and that it hadbeen report- papers urge the necessity for being eded that" a strange man was drawing __!!__ prepared for startling news from Sher- pictures of the windows, evidently man. It appears from the tone of spotting the place." Now, any moron THE NEW WEST. their editorials they are in possession knows that a crook does not stand at R. H. L.: Out here in Wichita, Kas., where the of intellige~Ce which they withhold. noon, In plain sight and near no alley, route of travel Is via the air, be it sundrenched WASHINGTON. - The Shenandoah across from a. house on a well buil t IIp or murky with clouds there are some moments I valle,y has been the scene of another streetto spo.tIt. Perhaps I should have II rth th Ii I ' considerable engagement. On Nov. 12 ,asked perrrussion to sketch the place, we wo e IVng, It may be the mo- Sheridan sent the enemy swirling! but this did not occur to me at the ment when a young Lochrnva.r flies in from the through Front Royal, capturing many I time. evemng west. Amber and brown and prisoners, two guns, and a large nurn- It is highly ridiculous that an alann orange and gold, the hills of the sky behind him I ber of horses. should be sent in that would r-equir-e and darkling, the earth below with beacon lights, SPlUNGFIELD, TIl.-Returns from the police to pick up and interrogate a stars in the gloom. Or It may be the mo- 93 counties of the state give Lincoln lone artist on a sketching tour. Neither ment you first take 01I in the fragile pink dawn a majority of 30,QOD.The State Regis- Mussolini nor Stalin has anything more of your dreams. . . . And. there is the moment ter, copperhead organ for Illinois, has I ludicrous to his credit than have these your aircraft spins silver to those who are waitin ,suspended publication very suddenly. I provincial householders when scared bI th· g A note in the last issue says it is to death by my far from Herculean e ow . •• e mUSIC o~ spheres a-tremble hoped the suspension Will be only tem-t physique. Is there no place for art In abou~ you • • • and the winds of the continents porary. Oak Park? EARL LEDYARD. blowmg. And then there are moments in CHICAGO.-Thomas Haddow of Chi- the Lassen hotel when great flyers enter the lobby I cago and Miss Mary Patterson Ander. IMJIfU:NITYFOR FOOD SHIPS. and, holding your breath, you look to see Ison, eldest daughter of the late John I Chicago, Nov. I3.-President Hoover if Icarus has GOme back to life. And he I Anderson of Oberto.wn,. Lanarkshire, offers the suggestion that food ships be has a dozen times over. Too, there's the I Scotland, were marned m this city on I immunized against attack in time of moment when you glimpse a warm shine in the INov. 11 by the Rev. W. C. Jackson. I war. A humanitarian idea; but a fu- eyes of a grease monkeynear you-and you know I .Jarnes K. Lake and Miss Lottie Clark, ,tile, discriminatory one, unless It b"l that he, too, will some day wear wings and trav-! d;-ughter of Thomas, J. Clark, both of I enlarged to protect all food lanes,land, erse the skyways at will. . • . And out at the Chicago, were marned. on Nov. 9 by I air, or water. Suppose England and airports in the late autumn sunli ht at h' -the Rev. J. H. Trowbndge. I Germany were at war. Under Pr-est- . . g , w cmg [ ]dent Hoover's presenl plan England's the big ships come In~the T. ~..T. and the air ex- 30 YEARS AGO TODAY I food ships would enjoy unmolested pas- press and the mIdcor:tInent shirung with newness, I sage, while Germany, seeking to bring you may sense. an alien presence on what was so NOVEMBER 15 1899 I in food supplies overland, would find lately lone ptams-s-shadows of red men watching I BINGHAMTON,N. Y.-The Rev. its caravans subject to the fortunes of a fleetness that their own could never have 'Joseph Hartwell, founder of the war. , touched. .rAYHAWKER. !Church Extension society of the The President s plan ought to be ae- --!!-_ jMethodist Episcopal church. which, cepted.Noncombatants should not be W " was organized in Chic 0 died a [ deprived of the assenttala of life. But FOOTBALL, sald young Pr-esident Hutchins, ag , t his I the plan should not be confined solely t th U· lt f Chi Ihome here. a e nrversry 0 cago pep dinner, ••is not I WASHINGTON.-A dispatch from to food supplies brought in via the the most important aspect of education" Hey M Il th t M j J h water lanes. THOMAS F. CASSIDY. I I 'an a announces a a. 0 nA. \ heresy. Heresy. HERESY! To the stake with Logan of the 33d volunteer infantry him! Burn him! Burn him! Heresy! Heresy!! 1Iwas killed Inabattle in Luzon while FREE TEXT BOOKS. --r1-- leading his battalion in the action at Chicago, Ill., Nov. l3.-The school San Jacinto. He was a son of the board claims to besulIering a deficit Stand on Your Head. late Gen. John A. Logan of Illinois and threatens to close the schools. This RIIL: At a recent art exhibit held in New York land Mrs. Mary Logan, now a resident deficit couid ~eadilY be. overcome if the first prize was awarded to a painting which 'I of Washington. wasteful suppltes ~sed in the schools it was later discovered, had been accidentall h ' LONDON.-It is now generally un- should be dIsco':'tm~ed. Why should . y ung derstood that there will be no news paper, pens,pencils, ink, amounting to upside down. And I understand the cover of the !from the Transvaal war until the $500, and books at $6,000 a year, be new Llr:ebook was done by one of the best known IBritish begin to win some real vic- supplied gratis? modernistIc artists In New York. But SUppose it's tories. There has been so much criU- This is only the amonnt set aside for upside down? .rAZBOOF OLDDUBUQUE, crsm of Gens. White and Buller and just one school. There are over 275 newspaper correspondents for mlnimiz- elementary schools and about 100junior ng all British losses and exaggerating and senior high schools. Just figure the hose of the Boers that the govern. answer out for yourself. Then, in justice ment decided the public is better satts- to your child, why should you not sup- tied with nothing. ply your own personal school wants and keep your schools In session for the full term? JOHNJ. DORIAN. PROPAGANDIST [Pages Gales. Yverdon.] ® o 0 o o 0 &d'g~ ••What are you going to eDlbroid~ on pll.pa's sllppers?"! '!Strike gently!" _Jl!fIILtil - --'---

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Page 1: QtIriC'ng~ un-] Vw A LINE 0' TYPE OR TWO bIE 'WORLD'S ... · QtIriC'ng~~nilu tJributl-t bIE 'WORLD'S GREATEST NEWSPAPER FOUNDED JUNE 10, 1847 SNTE1lED AR SECOl>O CLASS MATTER JUNE

•sistently take the oath of office as President un-]

less he recognized the constitutional duty "to Iprovide for the national defense." But though the \Rev. Mr. Libby is guaranteed the right of freeconscience as an individual and free speech as 1mouthpiece of an organization claiming affiliation I

with many other organizations, is he fit to repre-\sent their judgment on national defense? Howmany actual members have these organizations?Do they indorse the Rev. Mr. Libby's theory of Inonresistance or peace at any price? What con- Isideration have they given or does the Rev. Mr. I-Libby offer them a chance to give to his activities? '

----------------------- We think the American people have a right Ito know why a senate committee investigatinglobhying avoids inquiry into the pretensions and I

Iactivities of Libby and others who assume to rep-resent American opinion and to dictate Americanpolicy in so vital a concern as national defense.We do not think congress can pretend that theirinfluence is ignored, for it has had notorious elIect. IThe pacifist lobbies, apparently sufficiently sup-I

plied with money to engage in propaganda, are apublic nuisance and, in spite of the fact that theydo not respect the principles of the constitution

Ior express the common sense of the Americanpeople, are a public menace to the extent that Ithe timidity of the politicians in congress yieldsto their threats.

QtIriC'ng~ ~nilu tJributl-tbIE 'WORLD'S GREATEST NEWSPAPER

FOUNDED JUNE 10, 1847

SNTE1lED AR SECOl>O CLASS MATTER JUNE a. lPG3, ATTIlE POST01'FICE AT CHICAGO, ILL.. UNDER ACT OJ'WAllCH3, I079,

.AJlun.olldtedarticle.. manuecrfpts,~etlent.and plctur61 aeelto The 'I'r sbune Are ,fOnt at the owner'. risk, and '!be Tribuneoo.paJ17 uprenly repudfates any UabUlt1 or reaponl1bWu tor thell,ate custody or return.

FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 15, 1929.

THE TRIBUNEOFFICE&.CmCAGo-TRIBUNESQUARE,lIILWAUKEE-tHll TRUSTCOMPANYBUILDING.NEW YORK-&12FIFTH AVENCKWASHINGTON-1S15ALliEE BUIL.•.-ING.BOSTON-.11l CHAMlJ'l:.ll.01<' CO.\1MERCEBUILDING,ATLANTA-H,:':;;RHO.tJES-HAVEll.TYllClLDlNG.LO.'DON-72·7l:lFLEET STREET.b:. C. 4.PAIU&-l RUE scauss,EERLIN-I UNTEHDEl<LINDEN.lUGA-ELIZAliETESlELA. 16/3.:CO.IE-GALLERIA COLONNA(SCALA A).VIEN.'A-8 ll.OSENlJUR::>EKSTRASSE.WARSAW-PI.ACKRASINSKA6.GIBRALTAR-HOTELCECl.L.PEKING-GRANDHOTELDESWAGON-LITS.SHA.'GHAI-4 AVENuE EDWARDvn,TOKIG-IMPgRIALHOTEL.)lEXICOCITY-HOTELREGIS.PA.:NAMACANAL-HOTELTIVOLI.

SPECIALREPRESENTATION.BARFRANCISCO-b20KOHLBUILDING.

rwo WATERWAYS INSTEADOF ONE.

The regular session of congress convenes on

IDec. 2. If Its work is well done it is prob-able that the session will be known to history as I\-------·-------------W--l-d.... the congress which made the lakes to gulf water-

or . way a reality. Cert:Jinly no other business before Ithe national legislature is likely to have so far-reaching effect upon the economic life of theration.

THE TRIBUNE'S PLATFORMFOR CHICAGOLAND

1. Make Chicago the First City in the2. Start the Subway.3. Electrify the Railroads.4. Abolish the Smoke Pall.S. Separate grades of Boulevards

Through Streets.and of The inland waterways of the United States were

in constant use for transportation centuries beforeour railroads and motor roads were built, but ourwaterways are still primitive. It Is nearly ahundred years now since dilIerences In gauge Iwhich divided rallroad from railroad in this coun-try began to disappear. We have in recent yearsbuil t a network of some 600,000 miles of highway

THE PEACE AT ANY PRICE upon any mile of which any automobile mayLOBBY. operate. More recently hundreds of landing fields I

The senate committee investigating lobbying have been provided upon anyone of which almost "refused to make their inquiry comprehensive, any commercial airplane can land. The ad-though urgcd to do so by newspapers and indi- vantages of this standardization of equipment for Ividuats interested in national defense. The com- railroads. automoblles, and airplanes are so appar-mittce to whom the inquiry was assigned has a ent that it is astonishing that no similar standard-Imembership largely made up of mcn to whom ization of waterways has been obtained. ,the maintenance of an adequate defense estab- We have two great inland waterways. One, the Ilishment does not appeal and with whom the lob- 8t. Lawrence system, forks from Lake Ontario to Ibying of pacifists seems to be acceptable. Yet Quebec and New York and again at the Soo to'there is nothing in the field of lobbying that more Duluth and Chicago. The other, the Mississippi Inotoriously needs exposure and deflation than the system, stretches north, east and west from Newopposition to defense measures. There is noth- Orleans. These two systems are separated by a Iing which a consctentious and responsible sena- scant sixty miles. The great lakes waterwaytor or representative ought to be more determined reaches inland from Chicago to Lockport and the I

federal government has appropriated for the 1m-Ito find out than the validity of the claims madeby pacifist lobbyists to represent millions of voters. provement of the Illinois river from Grafton.An egregious rcpresentative of the pacifist lobby where it flows into the Mississippi, up to Utica.

The barrier is the short stretch from Lockport toIs the Rev. Frederick J. Libby, who, as executive

Utica for which tbe state of Ill1nois has alreadysecretary of an organization calling itself by the spent $20,000,000,a sum about $5,000,000 short ofresounding title "' .•.'he National Council for Pre- the total amount needed for completion. If avention of War," has just put forth a pronounce-ment in circular form indicating his ambition to mountain chain intervened between the water-

ways the economic loss could hardly be greater.abolish thc Amcrican battleships and protestingagainst construction of new cruisers. The Rev. In recent years a type of ship has been de-Mr. Libby's organization has an affiliation, says a signed, built, and proved practical which mightWashtng ton dispatch, with thirty or forty other operate between the lakes and the Mississippi asorganizations. The statistics are apparently vague, husiness requtred. Five of these ships are nowbut It is certainly worth while for the makers In the service of the Erie and St. Lawrence cor-of American policies and laws both in the execu- poration. They navigate the New York barge Itive and legislature to know what all these pre- canal and the great lakes and they could as easily Itentious organizations really amount to. We all navtgats the Mississippi and its tributaries. Theknow that anyone with enough money to pay oldest of these self-propelled barges was placed in I

service in 1921. They have a cruising speed of'for stamps and stationery can form an organiza- I

7'h mUes an hour and they can carry a load of .tion and call himself The International League I

1,500 tons, say the equivalent of a train of 40 orfor the Abolition of anything he does not ap-

more freight cars. They offer a cheap andprove of. We also know that Washington swarms

standard means of transport between Detroitwith executive secretaries purporting to represent and Kansas City, Chicago and New York, St.and speak for millions. Representing ••the Louis and Quebec. Only the Lockport-Uticachurches" is the claim that most needs deflation barrier keeps them out of the Mississippi system-because it implies authority to express the judg-. . . . We are inclined to laugh at Australia with itsment and wlll of the great majority of the YIr- f'ur political ubdi . I'( s VlSons, each with its own rall-tuous citizenship of the nation. But we know I road gauge to pre t th fven e ree movement of goodsthat the claim in some of the most conspicuous to all parts of the co ti t· b tn nen, u, as long as we Iand important cases is not t~ .be taken ~t its do not remove the barrier dividtng our internalface value. The preacher polrtictans who dictate waterway systems, we are in no position to deridelegislation and administration of dry laws, al- the .Australians for their shor tnoss, of vision.though they claim to speak for «the churches,"are not supported by the Episcopal church as anorganization, nor the Catholic and Lutheran Ia'1urches. They do not speak for distinguished Ide!: gym en of their own denomination and we •..--------------- _

have no doubt their methods and their prOhibi-1 CROO:NSO:NGS.tion doctrine are not approved by many laymen [St. Louis Post-Dispatch.]of their own denomination. SimUarly the pacifist An Interesting monograph could be written, Itexecutive secretaries are not indorsed by millions I seems to us, on the et!ect which the radio has hadof laymen and not a few clergymen of ••the upon vocal technique, There was a time when all Ichurches." the voices which could possibly come out of theAs for Mr. Libby, he is consptcuous enough in I hum.an throat were supposed to have been classt-

. .' . fied, tenors were dramatic, Iyr-lc, light or counter;his acttvtties and hls claims to justlfy some con- baritones, high, low, dramatic or lyric; bassos, can-Ilideration. We learn from Who's Who that he tante or profundo; sopranos, clramatlc, lyric or colo-has been a teacher and preacher, and as to the ratura; contraltos, mezzo or full. In the averagelatter phase of his history it may be worth not- week's ofterings of a cosmopolitan opera companyIrig' that. although he now enters himself in the there was a place for each, except possibly for thatrecord as a Quaker, he studied at Andover Theo- strange fowl the counter tenor, and nobody expectedlogical seminary and from 1905 to 1911 was pastor that still more SUbdivisions could be slipped In be-

tween these definitive categories.of the Union Congregational church of Magnolia, B t the dio h h th tural as s Own a wonders never ceaseMass. He seems to have become a Quaker later. In this wondrous age we live in. To Its purposesIn fact. he has been quoted as giving the date Imost of these standard voices are quite unsuited.of his enlightenment as April 6, 1917, just after True enough, it does occasionally Invite them to Iwe entered the European war. smg at some tony concert; but When it does so It IHis activities as an executive secretary are too I is frankly oftering names rather than entertaInment.

numerous to recount here, but his responses to IThese for.mally tutored voices do not go well on thecertain questions addressed to him by a citizen air. 'I'heir- voluPt~ous head resonance gets all tan-

. gled up with sta.tic : their Iusty high tones blast oninterested in natronal defense, recorded in a let- I the microphone; their deep low tones lead the IIsten-ter written by the latter to Congressman .Andrews ers to think that somebody Is monkeying with theand made public In the Boston Traveller of May 9, bull fiddle.1928, seem to us enlightening. So the radio has had to develop Its own specialH'Mr. Libby, I am as much in favor of peace voices, which are known variously as whlsperers,

as you are, but not to the extent indicated by what hummers and crooners. It would be idle to deny1. have heard you say here. that they would send a singing teacher into the

f booby hatch for a six month period of rest and_. Would you flght to de end YMJl' country?' observation. Their technique flouts all that has pre-

Answer-' No.' viously been regarded as sound. Where an orthodox•••Would you fight to defend YMJl' state?' An-I singer is economical of his breath, they let it slop 1

swer-' No.' all over the place. Where he strives tor a clear,,•• Would you fight to defend your family?' An- bell-like tone. they try for a reedlike, husky errect.

~['--' No.' IWhere he worked years on his focus so he wouldH'Would you fight to defend your wife?' .An- have a nice, dependable vibrato and be able to con-

swe['--' No.' trot his voice at all times as a compact unit. theyavoid focus like poison, seeking a soft. cloudy vague-

HI then said that his replies were beyond my ness wherewith vibrato is not even remotely asso-eompreheriston, and asked him why he would not elated. But the proof or the singing Is the listening. 'fight to defend what in my opinion all real men Coming through the loud speaker, these curious voicesmust be willing and anxious to defend. He replied are much more endurable than the other voices were.that he was a Friend (Quaker) ." I They triumph over static, trombones and saxophones.This is a perfectly consistent position for a They are soft and do not Interfere with eating. They I

are in hannony with the kind of music which theIl1ncere and thoroughgoing Quaker to take, Inas- radio presents.much as the Quaker philosophy Is based on thedoctrine of nonresistance. Not many Quakers of SAD A.PPEARANCE EXPLAINED.today we believe, would adhere to this dootrlne N Trn._", , I' First egro- n n•••.u.O TOU ookln' 80 unnecessary,in practice. Mr. Hoover is a Quaker, but he stands Glutinous?for resistance to evil, not nonresistance, and be-I Second Negro--Ah feels IDeea dumb C1W1, Predlca-lleTe8 in the justification and need of national merit. .......:.•••••••l.Y;....nnval and mllitary defense, as he has declared ••Reveal yo' me&nln', man.",&8recently as Armistice day. He could not con-! H Ah jell don't give a. hoot.":-Ttt Bit&:

••Give me liberty to know, to utter andto argue freely according to my con-science, above all other liberties."

-Milton.

Editorial 0/ the Day

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CmCAGO DAILY TRmUNE: FRIDAY,

ITI,I./\ r;. 1/£, . A LINE 0' TYPE OR TWOVwlU.11t'f!J w'61 Hcw to thl' LiIlC, let thr~ .,it. f,1l whm 'My m'y. " ••

~,th~,/P:!!.~l!!!!ITh~~:,?,~:~~~~~~~Y.tinent to hygiene and prevention at But two new ones today we acclaim;di3ease will be answered in this eol- For if they succeed in the fight they've begunumn. Personal replies will be madeto inqu.iries, under proper limitations, They will have their own Hall of Fame.whcn f'eturn stamped envelope ts in-closed. Dr. Evans will not malce diag-nosis or presC1'ibe lor individual di3-ecse,

rCopyrtSht:1929: By The Chlca,"oTrIbune.]

LIQUOR AND DRUG HABITS.1. Alcoholism and drug addiction are

generally conditions of psychogenic or-Igin requiring individual treatment byan expericnced physician or physicians.2. There are no medicines known to

science which alone constitute an effi-cient treatment for the liquor or drughabit. Psycho-therapeutic methods areor primary importance.3. There are no drugs or combination

or drugs known to science which alonewill remove the desire for liquor or nar-cotics.4. There Is no method of treatment

known to science which can be effielent-Iy or successfUlly administered In secret.without the knowledge of the patient.5. Permanence of results from any

treatment tor the liquor or drug habitdepends almost entirely on the patientafter the treatment is completed.6. Will power and cooperation on the

part of the patient are of supreme Im-portance in any form of treatment.7. Home treatment of the liquor or

drug habit by the use of internal medi-cines, to be administered in secrecy orotherwise, is unscientific, and the ex-ploitation of such treatments is con-trary to the public welfare.

These statements are taken from abulletin issued by the National Busi-ness bureau. In substance It Indicatesa policy which they advise newspapersand periodicals to follow in acceptingadvertisements. It represents the gen-eral opInion among physicians who havehad experience in treating addiction toalcohol, opium, and other drugs. Insubstance It is the opinion of physi-cians that people who develop a drughabit have some degree of mental twist.In treating them this must be givenconsideration. Drugs and drugging areof rather secondar-y importance in treat-ment. They are of use in easing theman over the t-ough spots and in elim-Ina.ttng the more or less stored mor-phiue arid liquor products, but beyondthat they do not go, or they go butlittle. The cure of the appetite, craving,desires. whatever we wish to call it, Isessentially a matter of social, moral,religious. and mental boosting and train-ing. Every successful cure is based onthat principle. The successful cureshave supplied moral fiber to those whowere without It and have stiffened thatof those who had' some. Cures on anyother basis are worthless in the longrun..

DUE TO SECRETIO:N LACK.Patience writes:1. Are so-called hot flashes merely a

nervous reaction. or are they the resultof an increased heart action?2. With me a feeling or suffocation In

the throat precedes the heat sensationw hich is accompanied by flushing or theface and profuse sweating over the en-tire body. Ever, my stockings becomedamp. Is that the general complaint?3. Do remedies only partially relieve?4. Is there any danger in letting this

symptom continue?5. Over how long a period does this

trouble usually c.ontinue?REPLY:

L Hot flaeheswhich occur during-"chang-eof life" are due to deficiency of secretionof the g-onads.2. It Is ,"",onlfwomenunderg"OlngW chance

of life!'3. Yce. Injectioneof OV"arlanextrad.4. No.5, UsuaIl7 one to two yean. Sometlmea

longer.

TREY WERE :NOT THE SAME.M. H. B. writes:1. I" acidity of the stomach acidosis?2, Is not acidity the cause of acidosis?3, Honey is given in place of sugar to

patlents surrering from acidosis becauseit i'! pure and does not cause the acidsugar does. Am I right?4. ,Vill you kindly state cause for

aotdosis ?REPLY.

1. No.2. No.3. No. Neither SUg'lll'nor honq causes

acidosis.4. There is more than one kind of acidosis.

Among the causes are: A diet too rich inmeat. eggs. cereals and breads: taking toomuch mineral acid: hunger; starvation: dia--betes: fatigue: exhaustion such as followsmaior at.hletic contests; taking anesthettes:profuse diarrhea. without vomiting.

[ FRIEND OF THE PEOPLE ILetter. to this department mU8t be

8ioned with names and addresses 01 uirit er«,

.ARMYSERVICE AND CITIZE~SRIP.Chicago, Nov. 1Z--[Friend of the Pea-

ple.]-l. If an alien volunteers in anywar in which the United States partici-pated, was that his declaration of in-tention, and must he only apply for hissecond paper, or does he still remainan alien? 2. Is a volunteer Spanish-American war veteran a citizen if henever formally applied for either of hispapers? 3. What papers does an alienworld war veteran have to apply for?

M. V. M.1. Servicein any army ie not accepted as

a dcclaratior of intention. Service in anyarmy docs not confer citizenship, but suchperson must. aP:P1.7for na.turalization.2. No.a. He DIUBt file a petition for citlzensh!l>.

FRED J. SCHLOTFELDT.District Director of NaluraJizati••••.

CIVIL SERVICE DELAY.Chicago, Nov. 4.-[Frienn ot the Peo-

ple,]L.I took a civil servtce examinationfor junior clerk on June 29, but as yetthe results have not been posted; how-ever, examinations held since have beenposted. J. B.The papeI'!l in the examinatlon recently

beld for Innior clerk are now bcing graded.J. S. OSBORNE.

Secretary-Civil ServiceCommia.eloD.

CANADIA:N DUTY O:NRADIO.Chicago, Nov. 12.-[Friend or the P~

ple.]-How is the rate of duty deter-mined on an article to be sent to Can-ada? I am thinking of sending a radioto a friend there-value $50, or pur-chasing price that amount. How muchduty and could I pay It at this end?

W. A. M.We wish to Inform you that thc Canadian

Import duty on a. radio is 27% per cent, plusa salcs tax of 2 per- cent; that Is, IDTOicevalue pIne ~uty: duty can be prepaid on.hipments gOingto Canadaby arrangingwiththe American Express company. foreign de-partment, to make the sblpment, the con-signee va.ring a certain amount to take careof all charges We .uggeet that you requestthe torei~n department for additional details.

F. L. ROBERTS.DistrictManager,"\ Bureauof Foreitrna.ndDomesticCommerce,

They'll make Hercules-remember that guyr

He wore a. lion skin and a club;

He cleaned out a stable; but our heroes bold

Will make Hercules look like a dub.

And take old Horatio, who stood at the bridge.

Nor heeded the foeman's wild cries;

He was good, was that boy, but wait till we ten

The names of these two other guys.

Take the Boy at the Dike-we still cheer for him,

He kept the Dutch from getting all wet;

But our heroes-e-say, when you hear what they're

doing-

wen, you don't know anything yet.

And Arnold von Winkelried, there's a great man,

And history still tells of his pluck;

He gathered the spears right into his bream

And said, U This is on me, boys, I'm stuck."

St. George is a hero for killing a dragon,

So three cheers for him, that was fine IBut the dragon that's loose here in the U. S.Makes George's look like a plugged dime.

No heroes of old are as great all our two,

Mr. Hoover and old Andy Mellon;

They've got Income Tax on the run even Jl{lW.

You can hear the darn thing a yellin'.

So cheer for our heroes making ready to fight,

Cheer while they're sharpening the ax,

And cheer while they're hacking with might

with main

.At that ornery old hound-Income Ta.x..

We'll set up their statues in marble and bronze,

And gold-if there's any left handy;

So strike up the band and cheer 'til you're hoarse

For our heroes-Herbert and Andy.

-11-

-11--HAS the United States a consul general to South

Africa? You ask us that and then we say,••You're damn Tooten. Ralph A. Tooten." What?No? Yes?

-11-CONSISTENCY.

Once, I thought I loved you

Because you loved me.

eN0 words &re incense ~

A1ljealousy.)

Once, I thought I 10Ted youBecause you were sad.

O'ears in your eyetr-'twas. 1QlY,

You had.)

Onee, I thought I 109'ed youBecause you were weak.

(Can't seem to escape that oldMaternal streak..)

But with all your channing fanlta,In due eeason,

I stopped loving you for no

Good reason.

-l!-A WILL FILED out in California ga_ a girl

two thousand dollars provided she forswearsbobbed hair, cosmetics. jewelry, dances, movies,and wears her dresses long at both ends. Tut,tut! Might just as well ask the girl to bury her-self alive! Bet she throws the two thousand bucksout of the window.

-!!-STOCKS ARE UPl Hooray! Hooroo1 No

more tumbling markets! No more margins! Nomore sorrow! (Hustle this in quick, Hank, aston-lshers 'n' everything. before the Ucker starts uptoday -! R. II. L.

15, 192'9.

THE SPIRIT OF THE SPECULATOR

1/ _I';:::=:==========~f

and

FROM THE TRIBUNE'SCOLUMNS

kOC.KS ARE(JOlN' UP'lM GoNNABuY SOME

MORE!

WHEW-1 HOPE....HEMARKE\OOE:SWi GOANY LowE.R.

'. VOICE OF THE PEOPLE j65 YEARS AGO TODAY

Writers should confine themselves to 200 or sao words. Give lUll name"and addresses. No manuscripts can be returned. Address Voice 01 the Peo-ple, The Tribune.

10 YEARS AGO TODAYL_-----NOVEMBER 15, 1919.

SAULT STE. MARIE, Wch.Keeper John Anderson of the Chicagolife saving s.tation is the hero of ma-rine men on the great lakes. Thestory of ht.s heroism In taking chargeof the rescue work of the wreckedsteamer H. E. Runnels, pounded topieces on tile shore of Lake Superior,near Grand Marais, is one that prob-ably will go Guwn In the history oflife saving work on Lake Superior.He was swept overboard three timesby the ternflc waves while taking offthe crew or 438 In a 30 foot surf boat.CHICAGO. - Chicago will remain

dry. This is the forecast of an au-thority in a position to know on thedecision of Federal Judges carpenterand Fitzheilry on an application to re-strain enforcement of the federal war-time prohiLition act. He says thejudges will probably refuse to ruleand send the ChIcago and Peoria casesto the Surreme court of- the UnitedStates for ':ecision.CHICAGO.-A bomb was exploded

on the rront porch of William F.Quesse, 4732 Indiana avenue, presidentof the flat janitors' union.CHICAGO. - The city's society

danced at the charity ball given In the1st Regime>1t armory for the ben-efitof the little cripples In the CountryHome for Convalescent Children atPrince's Crossing. Mrs. William J.Chalmers was head of the ball. Theevent netted $30,000 for the charity.

THE YOUNG

POLISH :NAMES.Chicago, Nov. 13.-1 noted in the

Voice of the People the complaint ofNina Kobrzynski regarding the mispro-nunciation of the name Adamowski byone of our radio announcers, and beinga niece of the late Ald. Adamowski, Ihave watched with interest for anycomments that might be made. Onemust agree that this particular Pollnhname is not difficult, as it is pronounccdjust as it is spelled.I will admit, though. that there are

very many confusing names that nodoubt Are baffling to a person not famil-Iar with Polish orthography, but whytake that seriously, as it isnt the namethat's important. it's the individual,don't you think?I do not understand what Mtss Dina

Montgomery means when she says " or-dinary Pole." I am of Polish descentand never considered myself extraor-dinary, therefore I must be an "ordi-nary Pole" and I am satisfied to bethat, but let me assure you that I con-sider myself as intelligent as tho aver--age person.It seems Incredible to me that Polish

people or people of any other nation-ality who have been In this coun-try for more than twenty-five years,as Mis.~Montgomery says, have notmastered a small part of the Englishlanguage and especially when some ofthem are owners of property, business,and automobiles. They evidently musthave used an interpreter every tim"they had a business transaction.I also fail to see how speaking the

la.nguage of our forefathers ir..the homehampers a child's ability to enunciatethe English language properly whenthe child is going to one of our wonder-lui American schools.I think we really owe the old timers.

regardless of their nationa'ity and theirIntellectUal capacity, untold gratitude.for they have given us many remark-able American citizens.

HELEN ADAlLfOwsKL

WILSO:N O:N ARMISTICE DAY.Chicago, Nov. 12.-It is apparent as

the years roll by that a certain person-age who was involved in the great warand other notable achievements Is re-ceiving less eulogizing than all otherprominent men of the last fifty years,and I for one want to sound orr.This morning I ieft my work to hear

speakers at Soldiers' field and not oncedid anyone speak a good word forthis gentleman, Woodrow Wilson.

A. J. CROOK&.

THE BACKWARD STATES.Chicago, Nov. 13.-The comparlso<l

made by one of your correspondents tothis column between American andEnglish legislative representative Is allwrong. England is an old country withmore uniformly distributed Industries,population, and people of uniform habits.In the meantime this country Is new;some of the backward states have nar-row minded, unripe, and warped notionsand habits. We need badly to be reap-portioned, purified. and get some moreof the preferred ones. Three cheers forgood old Grundy. F. E. RODJ!lR..

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SCARING THE VILLAGERS.NOVEMBER 15, 1864. Oak Park, Ill., Nov. n.-For years I

NEW YORK.-Apart from the rebel have heard this town called the villageIntelligence that Gen. Hood is march- of Oak Park, but never until today

WILLIAM WILLOCK JR., who married his ing on Chattanooga the latest authen- have I realized that it well meritedwealthy mamma's chambermaid, said: "I am sick I tic word received here is that he had such a designation.of the cigarette smoking, cocktail drinking, short- passed the Tennessee river, but had I enjoy sketching. Today I chose asskirted society girl, and so I married Adelaide." I not yet crossed the Coosa. Even had a subject a picturesque home in northWh ich same is a very noble sentiment, only the he passed the Coosa he would pr ob- Oak Park, that region of wealth andpictures of Adelaide showed her wearing about the I ably find .Gen. Thomas' ~rmy or some supposedly of culture. I had completedshortcst short-skirt dress on record But perha s other Umon army on hIS front. No the drawmg and was busy on anotherlove-well perhaps love is, as the poets have dispatches have been received from Ion Oak Park avenue when a squad carsaid-just a littie nearsighted. Gen. Sherman for several days for the I drove up and invited me for a free

reason that he is now beyond means' ride to the municipal building, where-of immediate communication with in a very nice manner indeed-I wasWashington. By this time he may be questioned by the polrce.beyond points where the enemy in They informed me that I had H scaredformidable numbers can do him harm, a lot of people up there half toFORTRESS MONROE. - Richmond death," and that it had been report-

papers urge the necessity for being eded that" a strange man was drawing__!!__ prepared for startling news from Sher- pictures of the windows, evidently

man. It appears from the tone of spotting the place." Now, any moronTHE NEW WEST. their editorials they are in possession knows that a crook does not stand at

R. H. L.: Out here in Wichita, Kas., where the of intellige~Ce which they withhold. noon, In plain sight and near no alley,route of travel Is via the air, be it sundrenched WASHINGTON. - The Shenandoah across from a. house on a well built IIpor murky with clouds there are some moments Ivalle,y has been the scene of another street to spo.t It. Perhaps I should have

II rth th Ii I ' considerable engagement. On Nov. 12 ,asked perrrussion to sketch the place,we wo e IVng, It may be the mo- Sheridan sent the enemy swirling! but this did not occur to me at thement when a young Lochrnva.r flies in from the through Front Royal, capturing many I time.evemng west. Amber and brown and prisoners, two guns, and a large nurn- It is highly ridiculous that an alannorange and gold, the hills of the sky behind him Iber of horses. should be sent in that would r-equir-eand darkling, the earth below with beacon lights, SPlUNGFIELD, TIl.-Returns from the police to pick up and interrogate astars in the gloom. Or It may be the mo- 93 counties of the state give Lincoln lone artist on a sketching tour. Neitherment you first take 01I in the fragile pink dawn a majority of 30,QOD.The State Regis- Mussolini nor Stalin has anything moreof your dreams. . . . And. there is the moment ter, copperhead organ for Illinois, has I ludicrous to his credit than have theseyour aircraft spins silver to those who are waitin ,suspended publication very suddenly. I provincial householders when scaredb I th· g A note in the last issue says it is to death by my far from Herculeane ow . •• e mUSIC o~ spheres a-tremble hoped the suspension Will be only tem-t physique. Is there no place for art Inabou~ you • • • and the winds of the continents porary. Oak Park? EARL LEDYARD.blowmg. • And then there are moments in CHICAGO.-Thomas Haddow of Chi-the Lassen hotel when great flyers enter the lobby Icago and Miss Mary Patterson Ander. IMJIfU:NITYFOR FOOD SHIPS.

and, holding your breath, you look to see Ison, eldest daughter of the late John I Chicago, Nov. I3.-President Hooverif Icarus has GOme back to life. And he IAnderson of Oberto.wn,. Lanarkshire, offers the suggestion that food ships behas a dozen times over. Too, there's the IScotland, were marned m this city on I immunized against attack in time ofmoment when you glimpse a warm shine in the INov. 11 by the Rev. W. C. Jackson. Iwar. A humanitarian idea; but a fu-eyes of a grease monkey near you-and you know I .Jarnes K. Lake and Miss Lottie Clark, ,tile, discriminatory one, unless It b"lthat he, too, will some day wear wings and trav-! d;-ughter of Thomas, J. Clark, both of I enlarged to protect all food lanes, land,erse the skyways at will. . • . And out at the Chicago, were marned. on Nov. 9 by I air, or water. Suppose England andairports in the late autumn sunli ht at h' -the Rev. J. H. Trowbndge. IGermany were at war. Under Pr-est-

. . g , w c mg [ ] dent Hoover's presenl plan England'sthe big ships come In~the T. ~ ..T. and the air ex- 30 YEARS AGO TODAY I food ships would enjoy unmolested pas-press and the mIdcor:tInent shirung with newness, I sage, while Germany, seeking to bringyou may sense. an alien presence on what was so NOVEMBER 15 1899 I in food supplies overland, would findlately lone ptams-s-shadows of red men watching I BINGHAMTON, N. Y.-The Rev. its caravans subject to the fortunes ofa fleetness that their own could never have 'Joseph Hartwell, founder of the war. ,touched. .rAYHAWKER. !Church Extension society of the The President s plan ought to be ae-

--!!-_ jMethodist Episcopal church. which, cepted. Noncombatants should not beW " • • was organized in Chic 0 died a [deprived of the assenttala of life. ButFOOTBALL, sald young Pr-esident Hutchins, ag , t his I the plan should not be confined solely

t th U· lt f Chi Ihome here.a e nrversr y 0 cago pep dinner, ••is not I WASHINGTON.-A dispatch from to food supplies brought in via thethe most important aspect of education" Hey M Il th t M j J h water lanes. THOMASF. CASSIDY.

I I • 'an a announces a a. 0 n A. \heresy. Heresy. HERESY! To the stake with Logan of the 33d volunteer infantryhim! Burn him! Burn him! Heresy! Heresy!! 1 Iwas killed In a battle in Luzon while FREE TEXT BOOKS.

--r1-- leading his battalion in the action at Chicago, Ill., Nov. l3.-The schoolSan Jacinto. He was a son of the board claims to be sulIering a deficit

Stand on Your Head. late Gen. John A. Logan of Illinois and threatens to close the schools. ThisRIIL: At a recent art exhibit held in New York land Mrs. Mary Logan, now a resident deficit couid ~eadilY be. overcome if

the first prize was awarded to a painting which 'I of Washington. wasteful suppltes ~sed in the schoolsit was later discovered, had been accidentall h ' LONDON.-It is now generally un- should be dIsco':'tm~ed. Why should

. y ung derstood that there will be no news paper, pens, pencils, ink, amounting toupside down. And I understand the cover of the !from the Transvaal war until the $500, and books at $6,000 a year, benew Llr:ebook was done by one of the best known IBritish begin to win some real vic- supplied gratis?modernistIc artists In New York. But SUppose it's tories. There has been so much criU- This is only the amonnt set aside forupside down? .rAZBOOF OLDDUBUQUE, crsm of Gens. White and Buller and just one school. There are over 275

newspaper correspondents for mlnimiz- elementary schools and about 100 juniorng all British losses and exaggerating and senior high schools. Just figure thehose of the Boers that the govern. answer out for yourself. Then, in justicement decided the public is better satts- to your child, why should you not sup-tied with nothing. ply your own personal school wants

and keep your schools In session forthe full term? JOHNJ. DORIAN.

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