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Comedy Presnetation on Refresher Course by Umesh Kumar Arya

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Comedy Presnetation on Refresher Course

byUmesh Kumar Arya

Reflections by Dr. Anil Gupta

“ks;j ekfdZV dgha uhps uk pyh tk,!!!

Address by Dr. R.B. Srivastava

eSa rks Refresher

course patent djokus dh lksp

jgk gwa

Dr. Prathibha representing the first group

Saaja mera oos paar hai, milne ko

dil bekarar hai

Snapshot of the project

bl insZ us gedks ekjk

pyks bldks lkFk ys pyks

Experts observing the projects keenly

blesa D;k deh

<wa<w?

Shrivastava ji us dgkWa Qalk

fn;k

Dr. Gupta, Dr. Beniwal, Dr. Bishnoi watching interestingly

cPps dh tku yksxs D;k ?

Dr. Vij penning down the points and Dr. Meena, Dr. Taj and others are enjoying the presentation

bruk rks M.Sc esa Hkh ugha i<uk iMk Fkk

gk, jCck

Thinking some points to question?

When the tea will come?

Dr. Prathiba bravely answering the questions

cgqr gks x;k cl djks vc

Dr. Yogesh protecting his honeybees and sweetening the projects with honeybee.

bruk tks esjh e/kqeD[kh Hkh nq[kh ugha djrh ftruk bu experts us rax dj fn;k gS

What a wonderful project, very good

D;k djsa dHkh dHkh >wB Hkh

cksyuk iMrk gS

eq>s lkaxoku dgrs gSa . Triple SSS, i.e. sumer singh sangwan

Bas karo ab questions puchhna

Yeh project bahut aachha laga, very good. Total money sanctioned = 20 crores

Ok, money sanctioned. Close this now.

<wa<rs jg tkvksxs!!!!!!!!

Meena Ji ki bahut yaad aayegi.

vka HkkbZ bl dkslZ eSa rks drh dkps ls dkVs vkik uSa

Mkd lkc ;ks nqckjk dksM cS gksxk?

CkqtqxkZsa dh lquks oks rqEgkjh lqusxk

rqe fiDpj dh ,d fVdV ekWaxksxs

Okks nl ykds nsxk

dns cl ysV gks tkanh gs dns vkVks ysV gks tkans us

,s dkslZ dksvksjfMusVj ugha tk.kns

vLlh ,Saos bZ cgkus cukus us

dkslZ Lkejh i<u nh M~;wVh lkMh ;s

os[kha dnksa yqf/k;kuk okyh xM~Mh ysV rks uk gks xbZ ;s ?

fjQsz”kj vkyka uS drh ;s tku ys yh

vdSMeh eSa ;s nq”eu vj ?kj uS ?kjokyh

Speaks less but meaningful

Audience happy, with Mr. Cheerful

eSa gwa fc”uksbZ eqdqy gS esjk uke

lfVZfQdsV ugha Xkksnjkst gs;j dye pkfg, tukc

nw/k ngh dks ihuk eSa gwa MkDVj eh.kk

vkSjksa dks Vsa”ku nsdj [kqn vkjke ls thuk

Refresher couldn’t refresh me, I need a long break

Voluntary retirement is fine, let me contemplate

Your sincerity is appreciable a lot

pls let us go now as time is less and sun is very hot

esjs pqVdqyksa dh HAU esa ugha gS dksbZ dkV

eSa mBok naw lkeus okys dk cksfj;k fcLrjk vkSj [kkV

Qhdh pk; loZ d:aaxk pkgs dqN Hkh djks

b r u k e h B s d k “ k k S d g S r k s p h u h d h c k s jh d s v U n j t k /k q lk s

14 kms of walk daily, to my fame

even then stress is there, my wife needs to blame

Dear Mom, when I am a fresher

then why do you need a Refresher?

;k vYykg rw er dj eq>s bruk QkslZ

,d rks ;s jksts mij ls cksfjax fjQzs”kj dkslZ

mRrjkapy dh csVh gwa eSa lcdks esjk lyke

Lkq/khj th ysus vk;sa gSa lruke eSMe, NksMks esjh yxke

Dear friends

Good bye and very happy Deepawali