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7/28/2019 Shooting Stars and Threesomes

1/27

Sdootmlj St`rs & Rdriisonis

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E`mni U. Cruz

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2/27

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Sdootmlj St`rs & RdriisonisHy

E`mni Cruz

C@SR OA CD@X@CRIXS

E@NIS Custonir Sirvmci Xiprisilt`tmvi (81)

NOFF] . Dms wmai (89)

B@L@ Rdi tinptriss ml tdi p`yroff bip`rtnilt (8:)

SRIQI Riil`ji Wroeictmolmst aron Zyonmlj (01)

NX. HOSS N@L .. Rdi hunhfmlj oaamci `utdormty (afixmhfi).

SIRRMLJ@l oaamci humfbmlj `lb ` fmvmlj roon/kmtcdil, `ff ml E`niss lol-siquiltm`f

ninormis.

RMNISdoufblt ixmst.

LORIRdi tr`lsmtmols aron scili to scili `ri `ff p`rt oa E`niss

ixprissmolmstmc tdoujdt-prociss. Rdiri sdoufb hi lo sit cd`ljis, to hittirn`mlt`ml tdi p`ci oa ` coltmluous stri`n oa colscmousliss.


3/27

Sdootmlj St`rs & Rdriisonis

@R XMSI5 @ solj fmki Iifs Rrouhfi ZmtdBri`nsopils tdi sdow. @ n`l ml dms fmvmljroon, n`liuvirs `nolj pmfis oa p`pirs.Di duns `folj to tdi nusmc di di`rs `s dismts to amff out work orbirs.

E@NISMl sunnir oa ny twilty-smxtd yi`r ol tdms pf`lit, M cùjdt ` sdootmlj st`r ml tdicorlir oa ny iyi. Hiùtmauf, `s mt spib hiyolb ny ri`cd mlto tdi cfustirs oa di`vilupst`mrs. M w`s w`fkmlj mlsmbi, wdil M wdmspirib ny wmsd ml ny di`b. @lb M tooktdi tmni to fmi to nysifa `lb tdoujdt5 N`yhi ml tdi ilb, Mff snmfi `j`ml.

Noffy iltirs.

NOFF]Diy. Bolt you d`vi custonir sirvmci work to bo?

E@NISMn jomlj to c`ff ml.

NOFF]]ou sdoufblt bo td`t.

E@NISZdy lot?

NOFF]Hicùsi Mn prijl`lt, `lb tdi mlconi you n`ki wmff hiliamt your auturi a`nmfy

E`nis w`kis up, `t tdi oaamci. Nr. Hoss N`l`ppro`cdis dmn `s E`nis spi`ks.

E@NIS@lb td`ts wdil M woki up. M sfipt tdroujd work. Ny tdrii-dour sdmat `t work.Zdmfi M w`s supposib to hi workmlj.

NX. HOSS N@LE`nis, M liib to spi`k to you ml ny oaamci.

E@NISHut M d`vi work to bo.


4/27

8

NX. HOSS N@L]ouri sfiipmlj your tdrii-dour sdmat `w`y. Ny oaamci, LOZ.

Nr. Hoss N`l novis to tdi opposmti smbi oatdi st`ji `lb smts `t dms bisk. E`nis aoffows`lb smts hiaori dmn.

E@NISM tdmlk dis n`b `t ni.

NX. HOSS N@LE`nis. Fmstil to ni. ]ouri ` auck up.

E@NISZdy bo you s`y td`t?

NX. HOSS N@LHic`usi youri ` succiss olfy ml your di`b, you n`lmpuf`ti iviryoli `roulb you

`lb youri ` dorly h`st`rbRdi bisk ml arolt oa dmn hiconis E`nissowl bisk `s Nr. Hoss N`l ixmts. E`nis msristmlj dms di`b `j`mlst tdi sura`ci, `sfiip.Di w`kis subbilfy.

E@NIS@lb td`ts wdil M `w`ki aron tdi ri`f bri`n. @pp`riltfy M w`s d`vmlj oli oa tdosibri`ns wmtdml bri`ns td`t tilb to ri`ffy auck wmtd your nmlb. B`l`, aron p`yroff,w`s stmff tdiri. Zorkmlj f`ti ol ` Armb`y

B@L@Zd`t `ri you stmff bomlj diri?

E@NISZork w`s so ixdmf`r`tmlj tob`y M jot c`rrmib `w`y M supposi.

B@L@Xi`ffy?

E@NISLo. M aiff `sfiip.

B@L@

Od.E@NIS

Sdmt, tdms pf`ci ms bisirtib. Zd`t tmni ms mt?

B@L@Imjdt.

[email protected].?


5/27

3

B@L@Ol ` Armb`y ivilmlj, yis.

E@NISZd`t `riyoustmff bomlj diri?

B@L@C`lt ` jmrf work ovirtmni?

E@NISLot aor ` hfoob-suckmlj corpor`tmol.

B@L@M w`s ol tdi pdoli.

E@NISZmtd ` cfmilt?

B@L@

Aor tdi f`st two `lb d`fa dours M cd`ttib wmtd ` smxtiil yi`r ofb hoy.

E@NIS]ouri auff oa mt.

B@L@Lopi. Rdms kmbs ml fovi wmtd ni.

E@NISIxcusi ni?

B@L@Dis ml fovi wmtd ni. Di c`ffib olci to n`ki `l orbir `lb wi dmt mt oaa.

E@NISB`l`. M klow mts ` Armb`y5 hut `ri you smck ml tdi di`b?

B@L@Lo.

E@NISRdi kmb ms smxtiil `lb dow ofb `ri you?

B@L@Rwilty Sivil.

E@NISRwilty-sivil. ]ouri puffmlj ny cd`ml.

B@L@So di works `t tdms novmi tdi`tir ml Zyonmlj. Ivir di`rb oa mt?

E@NISMt ms` st`ti.


6/27

2

B@L@Zd`tivir. So di works `s ` proeictmolmst ml tdms sdmt towl `lb eust ` aiw wiiks `jodi w`s put ml cd`rji oa orbirmlj soni popcorl h`js `lb p`pir cups aron, yourstrufy!

E@NIS

@lb fit ni juiss, di soulbib ofbir td`l di ri`ffy w`s?B@L@

Lo, di `ctu`ffy soulbs qumti fmki ` smxtiil yi`r ofb. Arisd `lb, a`ci auff oa `cli.

E@NISZd`t ` wmllir.

B@L@Hut sii, mt jot mltiristmlj wdil di kipt c`ffmlj h`ck. Rd`t amrst tmni M j`vi dmn nyixtilsmol, oa coursi.

E@NIS

]ouri ml p`yroff, youri lot ivil supposib to t`ki orbirs.

B@L@Diy, M st`rtib out t`kmlj orbirs ol tdi n`ml afoor, so tdi amrst tmni di c`ffib M s`mb,wd`t tdi diff?

E@NISHut dis smxtiil.

B@L@M klow td`t! Mts eust, wiri hotd fookmlj aor tdi s`ni tdmljs ml ` rif`tmolsdmp `lbdi

E@NISB`l`?

B@L@M klow folj bmst`lci ms bmaamcuft E`nis, Mvi tdoujdt `hout mt, you klow

E@NIS]ou ni`l to tiff ni, Mvi hiil p`r`bmlj nysifa ml arolt oa you aor aour yi`rs `lbtdi amrst smxtiil yi`r ofb wdo c`ffs you to n`ki ` purcd`si, hi`ts ni to tdi pulcd?

B@L@S`y mt ` fmttfi foubir woufb you?

E@NISN`yhi M wmff, Eisus!

B@L@M w`slt himlj sirmous.

E@NISOd wd`t bois mt n`ttir, wiri tdi olfy olis ml tdi humfbmlj!


7/27

9

B@L@Rdms ms wdy wi woufb livir d`vi workib out. ]ouri too mnp`tmilt.

E@NISZdy bo you s`y td`t? Zmff you hi c`ffmlj ny lunhir sonitmni sool, or nust M w`mtml fmli aor `lotdir yi`r `lb ` d`fa?

B@L@Mn lot suri Stivi woufb `ppricm`ti you t`fkmlj to ni fmki td`t.

E@NISZdos Stivi?

B@L@Ny, armilb.

E@NISRdi smxtiil yi`r ofb? Od auck dmn.

B@L@Rdiris nori to tdms. Zd`ts wrolj E`nis?

E@NISNy work crusd ms ` six oaailbir. Ms tdiri lot iloujd wroljbomlj ml td`t?

B@L@Zd`ts ` work crusd?

E@NISMts wd`t you `ri, B`l`.

B@L@Ixcusi ni?

E@NIS]ou `ri ny crusd `t work. Ny crusd outsmbi oa work, ivil

B@L@Hut M tdoujdt, M tdoujdt wi wiri eust nissmlj `roulb. @s armilbs, you klow?

E@NISXmjdt. Oa coursi. Hismbis, wi woufblt work out `lyw`y. ]ouri ml fovi wmtd `smxtiil yi`r ofb.

B@L@Mn lot t`kmlj tdms kmb sirmousfy. @lb limtdir sdoufb you.

E@NISZd`t `ri you s`ymlj?

B@L@Bolt jit ni wrolj. M tdmlk youri ` jri`t juy, you klow. Mts eust, Mn stmff ` fmttfiwimrbib out hy wd`t you `lb Noffyproposib to ni


8/27

1

E@NISRd`t w`slt ny mbi`.

B@L@Zdy woufblt mt hi? Diri you `ri colaissmlj your `aaictmols aor ni `lb you s`y mtd`s lotdmlj to bo wmtd td`t hmj quistmol you two `skib ni?

E@NISM bmblt `sk. Ziff, M bmb, M eust, sdiw`ltib ni to `sk you

Noffy `ppi`rs aron tdi otdir smbi oa tdist`ji `s B`l` bms`ppi`rs aron ninory.Noffy cfutcdis to dir hroon `lb sw`ys`hout5

NOFF]@sk wd`t?

E@NISZd`t wi t`fkib `hout? F`st lmjdt?

NOFF]M bolt w`lt to t`fk `hout td`t.

E@NISZdy lot?

NOFF]Hic`usi mt w`s prmv`ti, E`nis.

E@NIS

Hut you s`mb lotdmljs prmv`ti hitwiil us. Rd`ts wdy wi bmb tdms. Colaissmolsdurt, you klow. M d`b nmli too.

NOFF]M klow you bmb. M bolt w`lt to t`fk `hout mt rmjdt low.

E@NISZdy lot? ]ou wiri bomlj mt eust amli f`st lmjdt.

NOFF]Rd`t w`s f`st lmjdt. Mn hittir low.

E@NIS

Bois td`t ni`l you w`lt ni to jo `di`b `lb `sk?

NOFF]@sk wd`t?

E@NISZd`t you tofb ni to `sk.


9/27

:

NOFF]LO! Lo lo lo

E@NIS@l iltmri lmjdt oa bm`fojui spilt ol tdms sofutmol `lb you wolt bo mt low td`t M `skyou?

NOFF]M c`ni to ny silsis!

E@NISDow bo you ixpict to ovirconi your curmosmtmis tdil? ]our nmlb liibs `l `lswir,Noffy. @lb so bo M

NOFF]Bo you klow dow d`rb td`t w`s aor ni?

E@NISM d`vi `l mbi`.

NOFF]Lo you bolt. Hic`usi rmjdt low, `ff td`t n`ttirs to you ms ` auckmlj tdriisoni!

E@NISRd`ts lot trui. Noffy

Sdi fi`vis. Rdi pdoli rmljs ol tdi bisk`lb di `lswirs, smttmlj ol tdi oaamci cd`mr.

E@NISW`pir Z`ridousi, tdms ms E`nis, dow n`y M difp you tob`y?

Stivi `ppi`rs aron tdi sd`bows upst`jifiat. Wdoli ml oli d`lb `lb cfmpho`rb oltdi otdir.

SRIQIM liib to t`fk to B`l` Af`ki.

E@NISB`l`s curriltfy out oa tdi oaamci, ms tdiri `lytdmlj Mc`l difp you wmtd tob`y?

SRIQILo, sdis ny s`fis rip. Zdil bois sdi jit h`ck?

E@NISM d`vi lo mbi`, smr. Mn sorry, `riyou ` smr?

SRIQI]is M `n. Mslt mt ohvmous?


10/27

4

E@NISSorry, h`b riciptmol usu`ffy jits ml tdi w`y smr, so nost oa tdi tmni wi eust d`vi tojuiss

SRIQIMff c`ff h`ck.

Stivi d`ljs up `lb pouts oaa. E`nis jmjjfis`t dmnsifa `s Nr. Hoss N`l conis dms w`ywmtd ` d`lbauf oa p`pirs.

E@NISOd n`l(to tdi hoss) ]ou sdoufb d`vi di`rb tdms f`st juy. Nust d`vi hiil d`vmlj` diff oa ` b`y

NX. HOSS N@LXmjdt. N`y M spi`k wmtd you ovir diri, por a`vor?

E@NISSuri.

Nr. Hoss N`l d`lbs dmn tdi p`pir st`ck.

NX. HOSS N@LE`nis, wd`ts `ff tdms?

E@NISI-n`mfs M silt B`l`. @ noltds wortd mt fooks fmki5 Rd`ts ` diaty st`ck rmjdt tdiri.

NX. HOSS N@LDiaty or lot, ny colcirl ms tdi a`ct youvi hiil bomlj tdms `t `ff `lb tdi n`tirm`f ml

tdisi in`mfs ms cirt`mlfy lot work `pproprm`ti.E@NIS

Zd`ts wrolj wmtd tdin, bo M d`vi typos ml tdiri?

NX. HOSS N@LEoki wihsmtis. Rdi tmni you spilb coffictmlj tdms cr`p, ms tmni you coufb hispilbmlj difpmlj our cfmilts, E`nis.

E@NISXmjdt. Rdi cfmilts.

NX. HOSS N@L

Colsmbir tdms your w`rlmlj. Ma lixt tmni conis `roulb, Mff st`rt tdi cdickn`rks,conprilbi?

E@NIS]is smr. Zolt d`ppil `j`ml. M `hsofutify conprilbi. D`ti to st`rt coffictmlj tdosicdickn`rks

Rdi Hoss N`l di`bs out `lb ml dms pf`ciiltirs B`l`, amffmlj ml `lotdir mlcmbilt.


11/27

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B@L@Rdiy bmb jo ovir tdi cdickn`rk systin wmtd you, rmjdt?

E@NIS]is tdiy bmb, td`lks B`l`.

B@L@Joob. Low fit ni jit you ` p`ckit wmtd hiliamt mlaorn`tmol. Hi rmjdt h`ck

E@NISRd`t w`s ny amrst b`y ol tdi eoh. Rr`mlmlj B`y. Hut lot fmki tdi Bilzif novmi. Lo.Sdi w`s ` kmffir tdoujd.

Stivi conis ml `lb smts ol E`nis biskcd`mr.

SRIQIM klow dow td`t jois.

E@NISMn suri you bo. ]ou kmbs `ri nucd i`smfy sc`rrib ron`ltmc`ffy. ]ou humfb tofir`lciwmtd `ji. Rrust ni.

SRIQIRd`ts wd`t Mn dopmlj. Rdms di`rthri`k sdmt sucks. Ivil ma mt ms ovir tdi pdoli.

E@NIS]i`d. Ispicm`ffy aron B`l`. N`l, ma you woufb d`vi olfy nit dir fmki M bmb. Aor tdiamrst tmni ol ny tr`mlmlj b`y. Sdmt td`t w`s, aour yi`rs `jo. Sdi stmff fooks mlcribmhfi.@s ma sdi d`s ` jfow `ff ovir. Sdis tdi kmlb oa won`l td`t n`kis ni wmsd upolsdootmlj st`rs.

SRIQID`vi you wmsdib upol ` sdootmlj st`r?

E@NISLot f`tify. F`st tmni M trmib mt, ivirytdmlj wilt to diff.

SRIQISorry to di`r td`t n`l. Bolt worry, youff houlci h`ck, you jot ixpirmilci.

E@NISMn til yi`rs ofbir td`l you. M bolt klow sdmt.

Stivi a`bis `s B`l` ri-iltirs. Sdi w`tcdis`s E`nis n`liuvirs ulbir tdi cd`mrcfunsmfy.

B@L@Zd`t `ri you bomlj bowl tdiri?


12/27

07

E@NISOd, tdms oaamci cd`mr w`s jmvmlj ni ` d`rb tmni, M w`s trymlj to amlb tdi kloh to sdmatmt ` fmttfi

B@L@]i`d tdosi tdmljs `ri rmbmcufous. Fit ni sdow you ` fmttfi sicrit tdoujd. Fit ni ml

tdiriB`l` hilbs ovir ml arolt oa dmn.

B@L@ (COLRB)Sii, wd`t you d`vi to bo ms eirk mt ` fmttfi hmt fmki so

Rdi cd`mr emjjfis `s sdi usis aorci

B@L@ (COLRB)@lb tdil, mt wmff subbilfy jmvi. I`sy `s td`t.

E@NISJri`t. Rd`lks aor td`t. Low M c`l t`ki ny powir l`p.

B@L@]ouri oli oa tdosi.

E@NISLo, bolt jit ni wrolj. Mn ` d`rb workir.

B@L@Mn suri.

E@NIS

]ou sdoufb hi. Suri. Rd`lks `j`ml.B@L@

Lo proh. E`nis. Rdiris your p`ckit. Fit ni klow ma you d`vi `ly quistmols `lb,wifconi.

Sdi ixmts `lb dms iyis aoffow. Noffy iltirsml dir lmjdt `ttmri.

E@NISHut lo. H`ck tdil M bmblt d`vi ` crusd ol dir.

NOFF]

]ouri eust s`ymlj td`t to difp your `rjunilt.

E@NISMts sittfib tdil.

NOFF]Lo mt mslt. Wfi`si tiff ni wd`t n`kis dir ` c`lbmb`ti?


13/27

00

E@NISSdis ` co-workir oa nmli. Mvi klowl dir aor ` wdmfi `lb so d`vi you. M aiif sdissonioli wdos trustwortdy.

NOFF]M bolt klow dir `s wiff `syoucf`mn to.

E@NISHut you klow dir. Rd`ts ` st`rt. Low amrst quistmol, wivi hiil fmvmlj diri aor aouryi`rs, dow n`ly armilbs bo wi d`vi?

NOFF]@ d`lbauf.

E@NISZrolj. Zi d`vi ` d`lbauf oa `cqu`mlt`lcis. Rdi cfosist tdmlj wi d`vi to ` armilb mswmtdout ` bouht

NOFF]

B`l`. Ok`y Zmff you pronmsi ni sonitdmlj?

E@NISZd`t?

NOFF]Wronmsi ni youri lot pf`llmlj tdms eust to hi cfosir to dir.

E@NISMvi s`mb mt twilty tmnis tolmjdt `lb Mff s`y mt `j`ml5 Mt w`s eust ` work crusd. Rdicrusd w`s aour yi`rs `jo. Mn bomlj tdms aor you. ]ou`foli. Mn jomlj to hib.

Rdiy kmss. @s di coltmluis, Nr. Hoss N`liltirs `lb cri`tis dms oaamci `roulb tdibisk.

E@NIS (COLRB)M w`ltib to s`y mt, rmjdt tdil `lb tdiri5 Lo. M `n ` fm`r. M `n fymlj to you. M `n `dorrmhfi `wauf dun`l himlj, aor ivil tdmlkmlj `hout tdmsAor oli, sdis ny co-workir `lb two5 SDIS N] CO-ZOXKIX! @lb M klow td`ts ul`ccipt`hfi, smr.Conpfitify `lb `hsofutify

NX. HOSS N@LE`nis. M ulbirst`lb tdms ms ` viry silsmtmvi suheict aor you, `lb aor td`t ri`sol Mnjomlj to jit to tdi pomlt5 Ny colcirl ms tdi a`ct you bmvufjib tdms mlaorn`tmol to

B`l` burmlj ` conp`ly ivilt

E@NIS]is `lb fmstil M w`s

NX. HOSS N@LRot`ffy brulk, M klow. Hf`ni tdi `fcodof. ]it M `fso klow ma you woufb d`vi hiilml ` sohir st`ti, you woufblt d`vi s`mb `lytdmlj oa tdi kmlb, corrict?


14/27

08

E@NIS]is smr. Oa coursi.

NX. HOSS N@LJoob. Hut M nust s`y, M ulbirst`lb conpfitify.

E@NIS]ou bo?

NX. HOSS N@LCirt`mlfy. Eust hitwiil us juys `lb tdisi w`ffs5 Lot olfy `n M your hoss, hut Mn`fso your aiffow n`l. @lb M c`l tiff you tdms, B`l` ms ` viry `ttr`ctmvi won`l.

E@NISZow, td`ts jri`t you aiif td`t w`y `s wiff, smr.

NX. HOSS N@LZdy bo you tdmlk M dmrib dir? Snokml dot.

E@NISOd.

NX. HOSS N@LFmstil. @ff M c`l s`y ms, tdms fmttfi oaamci oa nmli ms your s`ai zoli. Hut hiyolb tdosiboors, you w`tcd wd`t you s`y to `ly won`l ml tdi humfbmlj, ispicm`ffy B`l`. Aorma you d`ppil to `sk B`l` aor ` tdriisoni `j`ml, tdiri wmff hi diff to p`y aor hotd oaus. Conprilbi?

E@NIS]is smr.

NX. HOSS N@LBo you `fw`ys swi`t td`t nucd?

E@NISOd tdms? Eust tilsmol swi`t ms `ff. Lotdmlj nucd. Rd`lk you viry nucd, por a`vor

E`nis ms swi`tmlj huffits, di novisopposmti tdi bisk `lb amlbs dms fmvmlj roonolci nori. Noffy ms ml lmjdt `ttmri `j`ml`lb sdi siis E`nis coni ml. Brulk.

NOFF]E`nis? @ri you ok`y? Zdirivi you hiil?

E@NISM w`s `t tdi oaamci jit-tojitdir, dol.

NOFF]Zdy `ri you so swi`ty?

E@NISM r`l diri.


15/27

03

NOFF]Zdiris tdi c`r?

E@NISRdi c`rs amli

NOFF]Mts two ml tdi norlmlj, you s`mb mt w`s jomlj to jo ultmf lmli, Zdirivi you hiil?

E@NISZi `ff wilt to tdi h`r `atirw`rbs, td`ts `ff.

NOFF]Zdy bmblt you c`ff?

E@NISM w`s brulk. M aorjot.

NOFF]

M w`s so worrmib

E@NISNoffy, M auckib up.

NOFF]Zd`t `ri you t`fkmlj `hout?

E@NISB`l` w`s `t tdi h`r.

NOFF]Od ny Job, you bmblt?!

E@NISM tofb dir wi d`b ` pf`l

NOFF]@ Wf`l?!

E@NISRdi pf`l, you klow?

NOFF]]is M klow tdi auckmlj pf`l! Zdy bmb you bo td`t?!

E@NISM bolt klow, sdi w`s tdiri!

NOFF]]ouri ` h`b pirsol, E`nis.

E@NISM auckib up, Noffy. Mt eust c`ni out


16/27

02

Sdi sf`ps dmn.

NOFF]EYSR C@NI OYR?! ]OY AYCKMLJ @SSDOFI!! M JMQI ]OY N] SICXIR @LB]OY AYCKMLJ YSI MR RO DYNMFM@RI NI ]OY SMCK WMICI OA SDMR!!!

E@NISM bmblt ni`l to, M Z@S BXYLK!!

Noffy ruls oaast`ji `lb E`nis a`ffs olto tdiafoor. B`l` w`fks p`st dmn, hrmskfy `s ma to`vomb dmn. Di lotmcis dir.

E@NIS (COLRB)B`l`, diy coufb M t`fk to you aor ` sic?

B@L@Mn `ctu`ffy ixpictmlj ` pdoli c`ff ml ny oaamci rmjdt low.

E@NISXi`ffy qumck, qumckfy

B@L@Amli, qumckfy tdil.

Sdi difns tdi bisk `lb di smts hiaori mt.

E@NISOk`y fook, wd`t M s`mb two wiiks `jo

B@L@

M spoki wmtd tdi Hoss `lb di s`mb you two `fri`by t`fkib `hout your hid`vmor,E`nis.

E@NIS]is wi bmb, hut wd`t M w`lt to s`y ms

B@L@M klow youri sorry.

W`usi.

B@L@

E`nis, dow folj d`vi wi klowl i`cd otdir?E@NIS

@ wdmfi.

B@L@Ml `ff tdi wdmfi Mvi klowl you, youvi hiil lotdmlj hut rispictauf to ni. Zd`t yous`mb two wiiks `jo, w`s ok`y. N`yhi you wiri too brulk to rininhir, hut Mw`slt tdi oli n`kmlj ` hmj bi`f out oa mt.


17/27

09

E@NISMn ri`ffy qumti inh`rr`ssib

Rdi pdoli rmljs `lb sdi pmcks up. Stiviamffs tdi opposmti ilb oa tdi st`ji wmtdpdoli `lb cfmpho`rb ml d`lb.

B@L@W`pir Z`ridousi, tdms ms B`l`?

SRIQIB`l`. Mts Stivi.

B@L@Diffo Nr. Stivi, dows tdi hox oaamci tri`tmlj you?

SRIQI@ctu`ffy ri`ffy poor, tdms wiikilb

B@L@Fmstil Mn wr`ppmlj sonitdmlj up, you nmlb ma M put you ol dofb aor eust ` sic?

SRIQIJo `di`b, h`hi.

B@L@Ok`y, td`lks

Sdi sits tdi pdoli bowl.

E@NIS

M hittir fit you jo.

B@L@Suri ok`y. Hut wi `ri cfi`r ol tdms, rmjdt?

E@NIS]is. Ny youlj n`rrm`ji ms lot bysaulctmol`f `lb mt wolt d`ppil `j`ml, B`l`. Rd`lks.

@s sdi pmcks up tdi pdoli olci nori

B@L@Roo h`b. Aor ` nonilt tdiri you d`b ny dopis up.

B`l` isc`pis tdi ninory `lb E`nisstunhfis out. Amlbs dms worksp`ci wdiriB`l` w`s ` nonilt `jo.

Stivi iltirs, cfmpho`rb ml d`lb, fookmljfost. Ni`lbirs to amlb dms w`y `roulb tdioaamci.


18/27

01

E@NISC`l M difp you smr?

SRIQIZdiris B`l`?

E@NISSdis joli.

SRIQIOd.

E@NISZdo `ri you?

SRIQIMn Stivi. Stivi aron Zyonmlj?

E@NIS

@d, Stivi aron Zyonmlj. Zd`t c`l tdi W`pir Z`ridousi bo aor you?

SRIQIAor st`rtirs you c`l amlb B`l` aor ni.

E@NISAr`mb M c`lt bo td`t, conp`ly pofmcy bois lot `ffow pirsol`f mlaorn`tmol to jo outto our cfmilts

SRIQIHut td`ts wd`t Mn diri aor, jobb`nnmt!

E@NISSorry to di`r td`t.

SRIQIBo you klow dow folj M brovi to jit diri?! Dud?!

E@NIS@rilt you smxtiil?

SRIQI]is.

E@NIS

]ou c`l brmvi `t smxtiil?SRIQI

]is you c`l! M brovi tdmrtiil dours, jot fost aor two oa tdosi `lb low td`t M coni totdms pf`ci sdis lot diri? Rdms ms huffsdmt! Sdi s`mb sdib hi diri! Zdy woufblt sdihi diri?! JOBB@NNMR ZD] BOIS RDMS @FZ@]S D@WWIL RO NI?!

Stivi smts.


19/27

0:

SRIQI (COLRB)Rdms ms huffsdmt, you klow? M tofb dir dow M aift `lb sdi s`mb sdi tot`ffy ulbirstoob.Sdi auckmlj pf`yib ni.

E@NIS]ou klow, iviryoli d`s to coni h`ck to work ol Nolb`y. Sdi n`y hi h`ck tdil.

Bouhtauf, hut sdi n`y.SRIQI

Zdo `ri you?

E@NISEust ` Custonir Sirvmci Xiprisilt`tmvi.

SRIQIOd. Hut mts ` Sulb`y.

E@NISMs mt?

SRIQIZd`t `ri you bomlj diri?

E@NISM bolt klow. Liibib ` pf`ci to tdmlk.

SRIQI]i`d, M tdmlk M liib ` pf`ci too

E@NISZiff mts lot diri. Amlb your owl.

SRIQIBubi, Mn `fri`by ml diri `lb mts cofb out. Mn lot jomlj `lywdiri.

E@NISDowb you jit ml diri `lyw`y?

Stivi rivi`fs ` kiy aron dms pockit `lbdofbs mt out. W`usi.

E@NIS (COLRB)Sdi silt you ` kiy?

SRIQIZd`t?

E@NISBolt tdiy ti`cd you `lytdmlj ml nmbbfi scdoof? @hout str`ljirs `lb dow you liibto LOR bo tdi tdmljs youri bomlj?

SRIQIMn ml dmjd scdoof.


20/27

04

E@NISHut sdi silt you auckmlj kiy!

SRIQIRd`t w`s tdi `jriinilt.

E@NIS]ou liib to jit out oa diri.

SRIQILo, M brovi diri to jit soni. Mn lot fi`vmlj.

E@NIS]ou bmblt eust s`y td`t.

SRIQIZd`t? Sdi s`mb sdi woufb ma M c`ni diri to niit dir. M ni`l, ma sonioli oaairib `lbyou d`b siil pmcturis hiaorid`lb to virmay tdi joobs,youwoufb too, woufblt you?

Hi`t.

E@NIS]is. M juiss aor B`l`, M woufb.

SRIQISo you tdmlk sdis conmlj tonorrow.

E@NIS]ou jot ni, kmb. Hut M d`vi ` aiifmlj wi n`y hi ml tdi s`ni ho`t.

SRIQI

Zdy?E@NIS

Hic`usi B`l` fmkis to auck wmtd piopfi.

SRIQI]ou ni`l fmkis to auck piopfi.

E@NISLo. Sdi fmkis to toy `lb, n`lmpuf`ti `lb n`ki you aiif fmki you jot dir ri`f cfosi.@lb olci you c`tcd dir h`mt, youri ` jolir. Fiat dmjd `lb bry.

SRIQI

Mn lot jomlj to jit f`mb, `n M?E@NIS

Lopi. Hut you suri `s diff d`b ` hittir cd`lci td`l ni.

E`nis sorts a`x p`pirs ol dms bisk `s Stivibms`ppi`rs. Rdiri ms ` pdoli c`ff. Noffyiltirs wmtd pdoli ml d`lb, p`r`bistdroujd dir fmvmlj roon.


21/27

0=

E@NIS (COLRB)W`pir Z`ridousi, tdms ms E`nis, dow c`l M difp you tob`y?

NOFF]Diy you.

E@NISDiy.

NOFF]Fmstil, `ri you arii aor fulcd?

E@NISM c`l hi. Zdiri `ri wi jomlj?

NOFF]Od eust `lywdiri. M w`s tdmlkmlj, n`yhi you coufb hrmlj sonioli `folj aron tdioaamci ma you w`ltib. Eust to niit liw piopfi `lb, stuaa.

E@NISZiff5 Rdiris B`l`.

NOFF]Rdi jmrf aron p`yroff? Sdis lmci, `sk dir to coni.

E@NISOk`y, Mff jmvi you ` c`ff ma sdi s`ys sdi c`l jo.

NOFF]Jri`t. Sii you ml ` hmt.

Di d`ljs up. Noffy a`bis.

E@NIS]is, B`l` w`s `ff tdi cd`rn tdms oaamci ivir d`b. Rd`ts wdy M st`yib `t `ff. Aouryi`rs oa tdms sdmt oujdt` kmff `lyoli. Rd`ts wdy ol nost b`ys M c`vib ml. M j`vi ml to`ly afiitmlj a`lt`sy td`t woufb t`ki ni `w`y. Ol nost b`ys, mt w`s dir. Mt w`s `lmls`li lotmol, you klow? Eust tdmlkmlj `hout six wmtd B`l` w`s `fnost ulhi`r`hfi.Hmj n`sturh`tmol pd`si, td`ts wdil td`t w`s. M tdoujdt `hout auckmlj dir `ff tditmni. Hut ny tdoujdts wirilt iloujd. Hic`usi sdi bmb tdi tdmlj wdiri sdi woufbhi armilbfy `lb kmlb oa coni cfosi to you, hut livir cfosi iloujd to sujjist`lytdmlj sixu`f. Sdi coufb w`fk mlto ` roon `lb iviry n`l, won`l or tiil`jirwoufb bismri dir. @lb td`ts `ff M w`ltib too. M w`ltib to auck dir.

Nr. Hoss N`l d`s hiil smttmlj tdiri `ff`folj.

NX. HOSS N@L@lb wdy `ri you tiffmlj ni tdms?

E@NISBolt you rininhir tiffmlj ni your oaamci w`s ` s`ai zoli?


22/27

87

NX. HOSS N@LZd`t?

E@NISSonitdmlj fmki, ` yi`r `jo?

NX. HOSS N@L]is, hut E`nis5 M bmblt w`lt to di`r tdms.

E@NISZdy lot? @rilt you ny aiffow n`l `lb `ff td`t joob stuaa?

NX. HOSS N@LLot ma youri jomlj to tiff ni stuaa fmki tdms iviry tmni you coni ml.

E@NISFook, Mn sorry. M eust, M bolt d`vi `lyoli to, fmstil to ni fmki tdms, you klow `lb Mtdoujdt Livirnmlb.

NX. HOSS N@LE`nis. ]ou bo ri`fmzi your colaissmol ms lot jomlj to hi t`kil fmjdtfy.

E@NIS@ri you jomlj to amri ni?

NX. HOSS N@LM n`y d`vi to, yis.

E@NISWfi`si amri ni. Wfi`si pfi`si amri ni. M hij you, eust, amri ni! M bolt w`lt to hi diri`lynori, c`usi sdis lot jomlj to hi tdi w`y M w`lt dir to hi `lb youri lot jomljto hi ny armilb so, amri ni.

NX. HOSS N@LAmlmsd out tdi b`y.

E@NISRd`lk you. Rd`lk you Job, Rd`lk you Eisus, td`t ms mlcribmhfi! Od ny Job! Noffy!

Noffy ruls ml `lb Nr. Hoss N`l fi`vistdin to tdimr eoy.

NOFF]M klow! Mslt mt wolbirauf?!

E@NISEisus. M ni`l. Mts sucd ` sdock tdoujd. Mts fmki Mn d`vmlj ` bri`n, oli oa tdosi,b`y bri`ns

NOFF]Rdms tmni mts trui, dol. ]ouri jomlj to hi ` b`b.


23/27

80

E@NISMn jomlj to hi ` b`b! @ a`tdir? Coni to tdmlk oa mt. M livir s`w nysifa `s ` a`tdirhiaori tdms nonilt Zdiri ms mt?

NOFF]Ml ny tunny.

E@NISC`l M aiif mt kmckmlj?

NOFF]Sfow bowl, you d`vi ` aiw noltds hiaori you c`l nolmtor td`t sort oa tdmlj.

E@NISNoffy, td`lk you. Aor tdms.

NOFF]M fovi you.

W`usi.

E@NISM fovi you too.

Sdi wmtdirs mlto b`rkliss. Stivi smts ml tdih`ck fmstilmlj, cdickmlj out tdi oaamci.

E@NIS (COLRB)Rdosi worbs usib to sc`ri tdi sdmt out oa ni. M fovi you. Hut wi wiri d`vmlj ` h`hy.@lb td`t w`s jomlj to cd`lji ivirytdmlj. So `ff tdosi ai`rs oa connmtnilt d`b tojo `w`y. Qiry qumckfy.

SRIQIBmb tdiy jo `w`y?

E@NISLo.

SRIQISo mts i`smir to fmi to wonil td`l connmt to tdin.

E@NISMn lot ` fm`r. Zdy `ri you stmff diri?

SRIQIM c`lt jo doni. Mn hroki. Rdi fi`st sdi coufb bo w`s jmvi ni soni c`sd to jith`ck.

E@NISJilmus.

SRIQIZd`ts your h`hys l`ni?


24/27

88

E@NISM bolt klow. Sdi bmblt tiff ni hiaori sdi fiat.

SRIQIZd`t bmb you w`ltto l`ni your h`hy tdil?

E@NISYn, Jwil. @atir ny notdir.

SRIQIRd`ts ` jross l`ni.

E@NIS]i`d? Ziff you d`vi `cli, bi`f wmtd mt.

SRIQIMn boli himlj armilbfy wmtd you. Mn tiffmlj B`l` to jit you amrib, sii dow you fmkitd`t, c`usi M d`vi b`tmlj prmvmfijis, M d`vi puff diri low

@lotdir ninory ilsuis `lb Stivibmssofvis.

B`l` riturls to pmck up wdiri tdiy hij`l.E`nis, mnp`tmiltfy smats tdroujd tdi p`pirsol dms bisk. D`ljmlj hy ` tdri`b.

E@NISRd`t wolt bo you `ly joob.

B@L@M hit you mt wmff. Mn jittmlj out oa diri. A`r `w`y. Jittmlj `w`y aron tdms

`tnospdiri ms ix`ctfy wd`t M liib. Rd`lk Job aor tr`lsairs.

E@NISMn pritty suri `lywdiri you jo youff t`ki your pf`jui wmtd you.

B@L@Zd`t `ri you s`ymlj?

E@NISEust `lswir ni tdms5 d`vi you ivir w`ltib to hi wmtd ni? Eust olci? Ml tdi aouryi`rs Mvi klowl you. D`s tdi tdoujdt ivil `ttinptib to jo tdroujd your di`b?

B@L@Lo.

E@NISHut `n M lot cd`rnmlj? @ lmci juy?! Zd`t tdi auck `n M t`fkmljtdil `j`ml,iviryolis ` lmci juy to you. @rilt wi? Ivil td`t poor auckmlj pri-`bofisciltproeictmolmst. ]ouri eust auckmlj wmtd iviryoli. @lb tdil `j`ml, iviryhoby w`ltsto auck wmtd you. Auck `roulb. Ivil Noffy. Ivil ny wmai. Mslt td`t rmjdt? Jo`di`b. Riff ni. Riff ni wd`t you w`lt


25/27

83

B`l` ms ripf`cib hy Noffy wdo cfi`ls tdifmvmlj roon5

E@NIS (COLRB)Riff ni wd`t you w`lt, Noffy.

NOFF]Sdut up.

E@NISB@L@. Rd`ts wd`t you w`lt.

NOFF]Sdut tdi auck up!

E@NIS]i`d, `lb you wiri worrmib `hout ni crusdmlj ol diryou fmttfi dypocrmti!

NOFF]]ou cùsib tdms E`nis! Mt w`s `ff you!

E@NISFmki diff M bmb, M BMBLR RIFF ]OY RO HICONI @ B]KI!

NOFF]]OY SDYR RDI AYCK YW! M BOLR HIFOLJ DIXI! M AYCKMLJ FO@RDI ]OY@LB M BOLR AYCKMLJ HIFOLJ DIXI @LB RDMS H@H] BOISLR HIFOLJDIXI ]OY DI@X NI!!! ]OY @XI @ AYCKMLJ NMSR@KI. ML N] FMAI.

Sdi jr`hs dir pursi `lb kiys. Fi`vis.

E@NISMn ` auckmlj nmst`ki. Sdi s`mb.

SRIQI]ou c`lt hi`t yoursifa up ovir mt.

E@NISOhvmousfy, you bolt klow wd`t tdms bois to ny mltijrmty.

SRIQISo your wmais ` byki low. Rd`ts lot your aùft.

E@NIS

Sdis ` fishm`l. Lot ` byki. Rdiy bolt fmki td`t, M di`r.

SRIQIM kliw ` fishm`l olci. Sdi usib to work `t tdi novmi tdi`tir. D`b ` w`y hmj crusdol dir. Rdil aoulb out M bmblt st`lb ` cd`lci cùsi M w`slt ` cdmck so M s`mb, wdyhotdir?

E@NISZd`t `ri you jittmlj `t?


26/27

82

SRIQIN`yhi, smlci B`l` pf`yib us. Sdis` fishm`l.

E@NISXmjdt. Hicùsi tdi worfb ms purify hf`ck `lb wdmti `lb `lyoli wdo cullmljfytrmcks nil nusthi ` fishm`l. Job, youri jriil.

SRIQIZdy lot? N`kis mt i`smir ol us.

E@NISDud M d`vi hiil c`ffib ` fm`r hiaori.

SRIQIMts lot fymlj, mts eust twi`kmlj bit`mfs. Eust ` toucd tdoujd. Iloujd to snmfi `j`ml.

E`nis surrilbirs to tdi tdoujdt `lb fooksup `s B`l` mld`hmts tdi opposmti ilb oa tdist`ji.

Rdms tmni sdi ms pf`ml ml cd`r`ctir. Fmki `broli. @ vmsu`fmz`tmol oa tdi fmis di tiffsdmnsifa.

E@NIS (COLRB)@ri you ` fishm`l?

B@L@]is.

E@NIS

@ri you d`vmlj `l àa`mr wmtd ny wmai ol ` joob b`y?

B@L@]is.

E@NIS@lb you d`ti nil.

B@L@]is.

E@NISIspicm`ffy ni `lb you wolt auck ni hicùsi youb r`tdir bo mt wmtd ny wmai wdo,aor soni ifusmvi ri`sol, hic`ni ` fishm`l `s wiff.

B@L@]is.

E@NISJri`t. Rd`t hmt oa mn`jml`tmol scri`ns aml`fmty to ni. Bois mt soulb fmki mt to you?


27/27

89

SRIQISuri. Sdi soulbs fmki ` fishm`l to ni low.

E@NISSo td`ts wd`t d`ppilib. Rdiy nust d`vi rul `w`y tojitdir, dud?

Iviryoli crowbs `roulb dmn fmki `l`ssortnilt oa ninormis. Humfbmlj upol dmsn`stir fmi.

NX. HOSS N@LM bo klow sdi w`s p`ckmlj dir tdmljs ol Armb`y, M d`b `rr`ljib tdi tr`lsair to`lotdir hr`lcd tdi wiik hiaori.

E@NIS]i`d. Rd`ts tdi norlmlj Noffy c`ffib ni ` auckmlj nmst`ki.

NOFF]

Rd`ts tdi norlmlj M w`fkib out ol youB@L@

Rd`ts tdi norlmlj M r`l `w`y wmtd dir

E@NISRd`ts tdi b`y M fost ny eoh.

NOFF]Rd`ts tdi b`y M r`l `w`y wmtd tdi six oaailbir.

SRIQI@ff hic`usi you wmsdib upol ` sdootmlj st`r.

E@NISSuri, hf`ni mt ol td`t. Rd`t n`kis silsi.

SRIQIZd`t w`s your wmsd? Rd`t wmsd you wdmspirib to yoursifa td`t lmjdt?

E@NISSdootmlj st`r N`ki ni hmj. Hmj iloujd to dofb iviryoli ml tdi p`fn oa ny d`lb.Hmj iloujd to hi `ff rmjdt.

Rdi amjuris w`fk `w`y aron dmn `lb dirin`mls. Cofb `lb `foli.

Di snmfis.

SRIQI (OS)M w`lt to jo doni low

FMJDRS OYR.

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