VOLUME 4 CLARKSVJLLE. TENNESSEE, DECEMBER 6. 1922 NUMBEP 9

Y. M. C. A. REVIVAL_ RADIO CONCERTSNOW IN PROGRESS HEARD NIGHF

Dr. James I. Vance Leader inGreat Meeting-Come

Out

Thle openintg meeting of the An-

nual]V. Al. C. A. Revival was heldSunday, D ecemtber a. I1)r. James1. Vance, of Nash ville, will hold(th lerSvi ces begin i g Mondaya ig]it. I1i. IDiehl pe ached the(J~cting sermtont. Ie took his textfrom Luke 2 :44 "Supposing Himto have been in l the compan~iy theywent ia (day's journley.,

Every- man11 needs5 soni i 1-

(1cC 1(1 to ae him.ii ia IIV (d(1thleilest he (c1n. Jesus (Christ: is theh~est fr iend~ a mnai can have. Isit possible for us to lose lhint ?iLeadt the old hymns, ''Jesus KeepMe Near the Crs.'"-Abide With\l(," ".Jesus Lover of iNl Soul''

and1( you will see the struggle in11. 'c )non's souls.

J eus' mtotlher lost h1im. Somieof 1111 (1 not know himi. le hasnever meuianttuun~htohl10s. If wewei e to look closely at (rod's lovewe wouldln't ever nieglect and~ loseH im. Somec of us have wan deredlfrom God an1(1grown cold to Jliiii.1 )o we really know Christ is withus or do we suppose that lhe is.We read that Jesus' miother andfather "supiposed l ium to liether e.'" We c(111)live on11 511)-

plisitiotis. We mrust know thatJesus is with us.

H-ow do we know if Christ iswithI us. Well, if lie is in out'companyI1. ther e will he 1)owerl inour lives. We will be victoriousover sin and will live pure lives.His puijose will he in our livesand we will tirv to lead others toHum. It is posile to lose Christand do it in the most unexpectedp(lace. Mlary lost Him in theTremp1 le, not in some. cheap mattitor bazaar. We.alone really knowwhether we have lost Christ ornot. If we have lost fui we canget him back as Mary did. Shteadmitted her loss. Left every-thing and found Jesus where sihehad lost hinm. If you have lostChrist go back and you will findhim wilere you left Him.

Dri. Vance will he with us diii'-intz this week. Fellows, let's alltn out1. to hear him and(1praythat God will bless tihe servicesto our good.

Don't yon just love nights liketis?

No. I generally study.A re you tryintg to make a fool of

me?No, T never interfere with na-

tui ue.

Many Students Take Advantageof Opportunity to

.isitep In

The installation of one of tihebest receivintg adio stations intownt has proven to he a sourc(e ofmluch. eltoynient to those on andnear thte Campus. The set Wien-hioned is thte property of he leIni-veisity and is under the super-vision of Prof. Scott. This in-strumtenit with six stages of ampijli-fication, a watve lengitIi of 1111ttte-ters and(1eqnilphecdlwith a 1011dtone accessories mtakes it possibilefor a r'oomifullo(f students to Ilear(ottcerts putint byl br~loadc(asti ngst at ions ats far southt as Cuha andas far north as New York City.

P'rof. Scott fitds capable as-sistantce inl 1Freshntit Ander-sonandl othters, who ini addition tob~eing' ardent l-adli() fiend~s in1 lteuiav ha~ve haid quite a it (of

practical exilerieuice.The expiectationls of all htave

been realized in regard to the per-formtanc(e of the set. Saturdaynight found quite a few studenttsassembllledl to hear the footballi re-turlns and 1tlos hBeair in advancethe results of the da~ys gridirontbattles.

It is tltepliant of I )r. Scott. touse the mtachine almtost everynight and(1lhe miay count oni a goodalttendolanice. Those suffering frominscii tlia teed only jornev1to tihePhy sics lab. whlere tltey will hieregaled for a coulde (of hours orImore with thte real o1(d-tinlev Bed-timte Stories. Truly. thtere ismusic in the air and now we calnget our share.

Kappa Sigma Possum Hunt

The new mieiubers (of theKappa Sigma Fraterntity eniter-lained t he chlapter with an1 en-joyable Jossuui h Iunt Tulesdlay

farml. M . anidAli s. L. N. lyverschlaperontedl the partyt.

Wieners were roastedl overcamtp fires and served witht sand-wichies.

Thiose in thte party were: MissesD orotlh Snmitht, IDorothy Jordan,Dorothyv Cornelius, Mary FrancesI enlelta ker, Margaret Port,Marie Pain eat, lola Slmith, HelenTowles, P auline Rudolph, FranucesRobinson, Adele Cross, FinleyElder, Louisa Rodlriguez, BlalncheHanrattv, Cathterine Rudolph,

Laura Byvers, Lillian Wilson,Coralie D)err, Margaret Boillin,Frances Beach. Willie Lee Poin-dexter, Mary Culberson, HallieHynds. Minna Cunnlingham, Mary

Continued on page 2)

HISTORY ANDFLY DEVELOPMENT OF

STATE DISCUSSEDEvans oaf Tennessee-Moss on

Mississippi

On id lay eveniitg, )eceuttber1,-lhe ocolog('v (Club lheld1 its eg-

iila mae oetinlg. Tite genueral topicofiscuission Wits ia criticisnm of'

two( articles ipuhlisled by "TheNa tiont''ont Telnnessee and(1ont Mis-sissippli.

A. ver'y itnterestintg paper 011.,Tennessee'" was read by Air. L.E. Evans. Tihe criticismls that thestate was not developed as itsholdllble, and th at itwas ftob~elow the average (of states ill edlu-cational facilities, for hotht ofwvhich conditions the self-satisfiedalristocracy are to a large extentblahtewoj'thtv, were allowed tostand1. Mr. R. P. Moss gave a talk(oi "'Mi ssissipi."i''thait shiowedlttew~ort:111anlvanice in thte past andth li priesenit (conditionls. Thtatstatte also was acknowledged tolie far beltind in the developmentofI its r'esourices aind educationalintsti tutions. 0One stat em~ent front'Tie Nation" that was expectedto1 briing fortht somve (commtent, hutwhic wct ~as allowed to go unlchtal-lengedl, was, tha~t Ii 15fOl II f sentd-inhg s(o ma~nyvmisionaies115toAfiia('tnd1(('Jima, sotteoine oughitto th inlk of' Mississippi aniid sendiiissioni i s there to educate the

Ieoplde in the simplle arts as wiell,is ill religion.

The attendance at these mueet-ings is veryv oori, ireal ly, too poor'to inlspire those talking to theirbest efforhts. All tile stuidents andifriends of the school are inivited1o c-omle andl cnter into discussioni(1n the soc'ial proldetms of today.TIhte prtogtam for thte next meet-ing, D ecemtber 15, will be an-nounliced lshuortly.

Averages of the Organizationsfor November

Clhi Omega...............84.9Noii-fraternity Women . . -. .43.9Sigmaa Sigma Kappa . . __.... 82.7Sigma Alpha Epsilon ....... 80.9Kappa Sigma .............. 80.6.Pi Kaplpa Alpha ......... .7.5Alphta Tan Olnega ..... 76.0Non-frateirnity Men ....... 74.0

Class Scraps Prohibited atWabash

All(lass fights between fresh-men andl sophlomores will be pro-hibited at Wabash College in thefuture, accoirdinlo to an annonle-mnt made by President GeorgeL. Mackintosh. This stand wastaken following the serious injuryof several students in the annual"scr'ap."'

ANNUAL TRIPIS MADE TO

MAMMOTH CAVEGeology Class Enjoys Two-Day

Trip to Mammoth andOnyx Caves

Eighteen People in Party

The antnul. trip to Mamlmoth.Cave whtichl is made each year forhe beneit of thte geology depart-tueitt was enjoyedl last Friday andSa tulrday. Thte party was udlderite chtaperonage of 1)r. aitd Mrs.Scott. C. Lyon and~ was coltplosedlof Misses Margaret Foi ,Sara

M cI eynolds, i 10Sait it , IHelenFowvles, and Messrs. Will breed,A.1).B. Shelby, I])avid Pipes, Win.Bee, Holland Felts, James Cil-ilerson, Altdrew W~alker, RemberttB3ayne, Joe Kitcihell, Sam Moluk,Edlward(1Mob fl5 and1 Billy JLyon.

Leaving early Fri day miorning,the p~artuy Ieachted (Great Onr:;('ave Hotel, situlatedl about threeimiles froit Mamtmoth Cave. Al-t hotigh ntot so famous, this caveis far more heautiful thman any(ole which has as yet been (lis-covered. It was found in 1915i,an iin~ 5icethtat time has come tolie a recognized rival of MammothCave.

The afternoon was spent in see-ing- Great Onyx. The beauties orth is cavern beggar description.No cave ill the world has the

weal t(of foritations 8wiicht Oniyxpossesses. Great stalagmites and~stalactites of rate beauty, blackgypsuiti and wiite gypsum or-muations, delicate daisies and1(lilies, startinig fr-om the wallsand( cei lin~g, and1(1sparkliniglywhuit e, wihole rooms1 glitteringlike sntow an1d( counltless othierwoniders5 tmade it seetm that onlehIad bieen tran ilspor~tedl suddenly toaniother~ world, wter~e heauty hladbleenl given fre reign ill creatinn~.

Tile night was spent at theHotel, where the hest of accom-muodations were to be had. Al-thtough it was bitterly cold thlelarge huilding was kept perfectlywvatit. The best of food, was oh-tainable and nlothling was left tohe desired. For the amusementof the guests, a radio set has beeninstalled and concerts were heardfrom many cities. Dancing, cards,tales and~ music were enjoyeduntil a late hour.

Leav ing Great Onyx with a(istinct feeling (If regret, tltetravelers were dlriven to Main-imothl Cave Hotel, tile next morn-ingo, and immediately began theirexploration of thte largest cave inte world. )r. Lyon decided that

Route Onte would he thte most in-(Continued on page 2)

THE SOU'WESTER

'[HE SOU'WESTERVol. IV. December 6, 1922 No. 9

Published weekly by the students of the ShthweternPresbyterian University, Clarksville, 'Tennessee.

THE STAFF

Mark B. Ryan ....... Managing EditorNolan S. McLean ... Asst. Mang EditorJamesS. Reynolds ... Advertising Mgr.Mary Patterson ....... Asst. Adv. Mgr.Margaret Fort.......... 1Coed EditorsSara Mcfeynolds ...... JA. S. iMcIlwaine ....... Athletic EditprChapel T. Fenwick .... Religious EditprSamuel H. Monk.........Alumni EditorCharles R. Giliam .... Circulation Mr.

Subscription price, $2.00 a scholastie year is advance

Advertising rates furnished upos application to theAdvrtising Manager.

EDITORIAL

AN APOLOGY

Tile editor wishes to make anapology to the students for thenon-appearance of the Sothiwes-ter last week. This issue was un-doubtedly lost in the mails as notrace of it can be found. To makeup for this though we feel that thestudents will be more thanpleased with the next issue,which will be edited b~y the mem-bers of the Stylus chapter ofSigma Upsilon. Special materialis being prepared and this issuewill b)c the wok of the staff aschosen exclusively from the mem-bers of the Stylus Club. Mr. Au-brey Mclwaine will be editor-in-chief and from his capable direc-lioni we may expect a great deal.

UNDERTONES

Tile following article takenfrom the Cornell Sun is reprintedhere with tile thought that the"glove fits ihe hand" of a greatmany of us here in Southwestern:

"There is nothing more detri-mental to the morale of an organ-ization than an undertone. Spe-cifically speaking, an undertoneis a sort of low guttural mutter-ing that creates a lot of disturb-ance without being discovered.You can't walk around the audi-ence and catch an undertone, andsay, 'Ladies and gentlemen, T hovein my hand a large, well-fed, thriv-inmg undertone!' No, indeed. Ifyou wnt to catch an undertone,you have to tlisguiise yourself asa Bolshevik or a Soviet or some-tinilg, and slink around cigarstores, or fraternity houses, thustaking the undertone unawares.

'To get dowl to specific cases,an undertone is something liketills : 'Say, buddy, you think Cor-nell has a football team, don'tyon? Well, let me tell you thatif they ever got up against a realteam like Yale or California theycouldn't win in a million years.The trouble with that team is this.** * Anid so on, ad infinitum.Or this: 'Thin honor system is myidea of a good joke. The onlyplace thcy can afford to have anhonor system is at Sing Sing,wllere they're all in separate cells.So don't let anyone ever kid yoninto thinking you've got to stopcribbin,' boy.'

"That's what an undertone is.Tt goes slinking around knockingsomething all the time, and doingits best to start a revolution. Butif you tried a million years, youcouldn't get it out in the openwhere you could get a full swingon its receding jaw. It is essen-tially a jungle reptile.

ANN F AL TR I' TO MAMMOTHCAVE

(Continued from page 1)

terestinig, and so it proved. It isnot the beauty of Mammoth Cavethat impresses one-it is its im-melsity. Upon the upper levelstliere are beatiful formations ofgyl: suni and other substances,but Route One takes the fifth andlowest level.

Here one makes one's waythrough halls of stupendousIeight and breadth, sees domes,

apparently stretching into in-finity, alid crosses p)its of almostbottomless depth. Perhaps, thetwo most interesting sights onRoute One are Mammoth Domealtl Echo River. In tile formerone mlay see tiuted colulllns of un-tllinkable size, crevices andchasiis and formations of no-uisual beauty, all briillit XVi liishales of red and brown.

Echo River lies three hundredandl sixty feet below the surfaceof tile earth and it is here thatthe famous eyeless fish are found.A boat ride on the river is anunforgetable experience. Thechasl through which il (lows re-turns the slightest sound, and theguides are very apt at iaking thewhloie rivel resomund with chordsof lovely harnony. While on therivel all lights were extinguishedand the thick dlarkness amd terri-fyingf silence of the great caveawed tile party vely nmicii.

The return to the surface wasmade through tile "cork-screw,"a. tortuous perpendicular climbof oe Ihundred and forty feet. Itwas a. tired lt much l)ellefitedparty that returned from thegiant jaws of the cave.

In choosing Great Onyx andMammoth Caves, Dr. Lyon gave aperfectly balanced' trip. In theformer one sees Nature at herloveliest and in the latter at hergrandest. In both, the imnmensityof the time that has passed in thefonmation of these wonders ismiost clearly showin.

The return was male Saturdayafternoon, and it was the unanmi-111os vote of everyone thatt a bet-ter time Iad never been enjoyed.The members of the party owe adebt of gratitude to ). and Mrs.Lyou for making possible twoSuch hiapy days.

Kappa Sigma Possum Hunt(Continued from page 1)

Beaumont Stacker, Messrs. Gib-son Witherspoon, J. Henson New-ion, Dick Winn, Slayden Cross,Jack Reelhcad, .J. L. )Darden,Walter Cobb, Robert M. Wil-lianms, JIohn R. Beach, ClarlesBruce, Cobb, D. 11. Cowan, PerryHarnedl, S. C. Caidwell, . S. Mc-Ilwaine, -F. H. Rudolph, I). H.(ardner, Wilson, Beard, JackSearcy, Bob Johnston, Paul Ed-mlondson, Prim Rodriguez, JIamesAnderson.

Lives of football men remind usThat we. too, can write our

names in bloodAnd departing leave behinld us

Half our faces in the nud.

'If you've got a kick coming.get out in the middle of the fieldand kick, but DON'T BE AN UN-DERTONE."

STEWART LITERARYSOCIETY

The Stewart Literary Societymet recently and adopted its con-stitution and by-laws.

The number of men presentwere somewhat smaller than atthe first meeting, but they weredetermined to carry the spirit ofsociety through and make a suc-cess of the organization. All ofthose present rose to the motionto pledge themselves as loyal sup-porters aid as a nucleus for thesociety.

It was agreed that the freshmenespecially be urged to take an ac-tive part in the literary vork.Once the new men realize the ad-vantages that the society carrieswith it, we feel sure that theywill be willing and anxious to co-operate with the present members.

The upper classmen are not tak-ing tie interest in the work thatwe feel they should ald if we canaw-aken tlmli to tie need of their5111 1or't by the society, perhapsthey also will be more willing tohelp make it count.

Mr. Iaden was made chairman(f the program committee vithBruce ani 'West as helpers. Themembers of this committee will dotheir utmost to make the programsas interesting as possible. Thefirst program will be given on Fri-day, I)ecemaber 8. The notice willbe posted on the bulletin Ioardsome time during this week.

"Hey, frosh, what time is it?""HTow'd you 1know I was a

frosh ?""I guessed it.""Tlen guess what time it is !"---

EIx.

Tourist-"What's the rarestfruit ini Clarksville?"

Student-"The plarlor' date."

Prof.-"According to Milton'sidea of the Universe, where is hell,Mr. Latimer?"

Latimer-awakening suddenlyat the sound of his mame) : "Here,

sir."

He-"Do you like dates withnuts ?"

She--"Sure. When do youwant to come over?"-Ex.

What is a hug?An armful of a girlOrA rolld about way of showing

your aftectioin.

Under tie swinging drug storesign

The village flapper waits,The flap, the clever kid is she,

Who never lacks her dates.

Laughing, smiling, petting,All set for another bloke,

Each evening sees a man pickedup,

Ta cli 11morn1ing sees l hintibroke.

And so thlrough life she lightlygives

Many a happy shout,And yet the poor girl's never there

When the diamond rings comeout.

-Punch Bowl.

PERSONALSMany students spent Thanksgiv

ing in Nashville, attending theSewa.nee-Va nderbilIt game. Someof the students were Messrs Mc-Mahonl,(illi, Johns, Shinn,Cowan, Mc)aniel, Lavender, Rey--nolds, Mohns, and Felts.

Quite a few students accompan-ied the football team to BowlingGreen, Thanksgiving. Those withthe team were: Misses Mary Pat-terson, Elizabeth Foster, andMary Culberson ; also Messrs.Hatchin, Moss and Robinson.Eight or ten boys made tie tripthrough tie country.

)r. and Mrs. )iehl with theirson, Charles, accompanied theteam to Bowling Green.

Coach Kenney went over toBell Buckle, Tenn., Thanksgi viigwhere lie refereed a football gameIom- the Webb School.

Mr. Wm. Lawson, of VanderbiltUniversity, spent several dayswith Mr. Walter Johnston lastweek.

Mr. Joe 13. Love spent theThan ksgi viIg holidays with us.Mr. Love is now a teacher of His-tory in the Shelby, Miss., IihSchool.

hIr-[ just love this weather.Himn-l'm glad you make a prac-

tice of doing only one tiing ata timme.-Colgate Banter.

The waters lapped inelodiously,Agaiimst the high white cliffs,Twno ivory cafts led o'er t(1(

swells.Two merry dancing skiffs.Our Iero's soul filled with the

scene,He raised his voice in songAld o'er the enamel mountain

top)s.Tis chant rose clear and strong.iHe sang of the woods, the dells,

the fields,Of each beautiful llant and shrub,And as he sang the neighbors

knewThatJones was in the tub.

)id you ever take her to a danceand after paying at the door findthat you had only 17 cents left?Then, after a rotten evening ofworry have the dear young thingsuggest, "Let's eat." And whileyou were wondering how to breakthe news have a friend come upand say: "Hello, old mali! Here'sthat ten dollars I borrowed lastmonth."

-Neither did I.-Punch Bowl.

TerribleShe-"How dare you! Papa

said he would kill the first manwho kissed me."

He-"HIow interesting. Anddid lie?"

Why She Marries HimFear of Ieing an old maid.To keep some other girl from

getting him.Anxiety to connect with a per-

manent meal ticket.To reform him.Because she thinks he has

money.Because she hasn't any better

sense.Because she thinks she is in love

THE SOU'WESTER BLOWS

THE SOU'WESTER

BASKETBALL STARTSIN EARNEST

Strenuous Practice Indulged inand Good Results

Noted

Preliminary basket ball prac-tice has been going on under Cap-tain Alexander for the past fewweeks. A squad of about twentyhave been getting in shape to copewith the football men who willlIe out after Thanksgiving. Aberth oi the quinte.t this yearwill be hard to land. Al abun-dance of high school stars withseveral letter men of two seasonsago will give Coach Kenney theneeded Ine-ons combinations,put together a smooth-workingmachine which played a very re-mnarkable game. ThIe develop-ment of ''Squeedunk" Newtoninto a forward provedl to be theseason's find. Bill Robertsand "Nubbins" Cobb, former let-ter men, will be out for positions.Of the new men Flemister, Hall,I)arden, Rennie, and Redhead arereported as having had consid-erable experience. Alexander,"Squcedunk" Newton, S. C. Cald-well, Jesty, Henry and Culberson,of last year's squad, will give ab)ase of letter men to build on.Fol tIe past two veal's Vanderbilthas beaten S.1'. I. by only 10points. If a game can be arrangedthis year a scrap is on i Regularplractice will begin, under CoachKenney, after Thanksgiving.

Christmas Gift

is it, possile that good QueenElizabeth rleivedl a fraternity pinas a (hristmas present way backin 1589?

At any rate, we are told by thehistorian, William Sandys, thatshe receivedl a "jewel of gold likean alpha and omega garnishedwith sparks of diamonds." Wheth-er or not the pil had her initialsandl the Burr, Patterson mono-gram on the back, history doesnot tell us.

Other gifts which, according toSandys, this famous queen re-ceived on Christmas aid NewYear's D)as we-e a praye'-book,richly bound and illuminated, em-broidered smocks, (-ll1s' of gold.silver, and silk, and-a quincepie! The last was tle gift of hersergeant of the pastry and represented the customl o giving pres-ents associated with the giver'sprofession.

From her apothecary, for ex-ample, we are told the Queen re-ceived a box of lozenges, while herdoctors favored a pot of orangeblossoms or a pot of ginger. Thesilk stockings presented by hersilk-woman in 1560 are said tohave been the first pair ever wornin England.

The thrifty Queen even receivedgifts of money from her more pecunions subjects as well as ornatepurses in which to keep it. How-ever, those about her apparentlywere well aware of their sover-eig's delight in personal adorn-

Clarksville Ice &Coal Co.

Ice, Coal and Distilled Water

ment for we find that jewelry,mantles, and gowns were far inthe majority among her gifts. In-deed, so many wcre tle gownswhich this fashionable lady ac-quired during her life, that sheis said to have left 2,000 behind ather death.

We are told that on occasionsthe Queen's gifts did not pleaseher and then she was very frankin making known her displeasure.The prayer-book she received, for

example, was considered as vio-lating the imperial decree againstreligious images, pictures, andrelics and the Queen made knownthat she wished no repetition ofsuch a breach.

This must not be taken as evi-dence of impiety, however, for weare told that when the new Queenmade her stately entrance intoLondon just before the Christmasfestival of 1558, there was ar-ranged a beautiful pageant to ex-press her Christian devotion;from one of the triumphal arches,a figure representing Truth drop-ped a copy of the Scriptures be-fore the Queen who received itwith deepi reverence, declaringthat of all the gifts which hersubjects might give her, this wasthe nost welcome.

In justice to Elizabeth it mustbe said that all the giving wasnot on the side of her loyal sub-jet-s. In 1.i560 the Queen pre-sented to Penne, a. widow andfornmer nursel to King Edward,the suI of sixty French crownsas a New Year's gift. To othersof her° subjects. she gave gifts ofgold and silver rouging in valueaccording to the satioii of tierccipiel. To Tier lrother, Ed-

ward, we are told, she once gavea copy of her own tran~lslatiol of,. Latin sermon.

OLD TIME FACTSThere was a man named Mc-

Girth;Who was born on the day of his

birth.He married, so they say,On his wife's wedding day;And died on his last day on

earth.-Exchange.

Sign at Restaurant: Don't divorce your wife because she can'tcook. Eat here and keep her fora pet.

"BUD" LEE TOLEAD TIGERS

Staunton Military Star is ElectedCaptain for 1923

"Bud" Lee was elected captainof the football team for next year!Go for 'em, Bud, we're all behindyou! "Bud" has played a hard-fighting, consistent game for thepast two years of the S. P. U.eleven and deserves the honor thathas been given him. The big fel-low from Oklahoma has been amainstay in the line since arriv-ing here last year from StauntonMilitary Academy where he star-red on the eleven. "Bud" is thecool, steady man the team needsto keep it together and driving on.Luck to you, Bud,

FOOTBALL SQUADMAKES CLEAN

SWEEP-OF TABLEDelightful Banquet Ends Season

for Tigers

Saturday night the footballsquad of Southwestern enjoyed adelightful banquet. The siderooms of the Commons *were ar-tistically decorated in Caid inaland Black for this memorable oc-casion. One long table with acenterpiece of the school colorswhereupon was the gridiron forthis occasion. Everythinig wassweit clean by the husky squaduntil the last quarter when beingovercome by sulper-norm-nal odlsthe Tigers slowed in their unre-sistable attack.

The three courses were enjoyedby all, especially as they were sowell prepared and peerlesslyserved by the fair co-eds of ourUniversity.

After eating of this sumptuousrepast the toastmaster, Dr. ClydeP'harr, arose and suggested a ris-ing vote of thanks to the prepar-ers and servers of the delightfuldinner. By the ready responseand satised looks it was evilentthat the banquet was a great sic-(cess. Sonie good jokes were tollIy the toast master in initroducingI )r I)ielI, who entertained us ad-miraly. The (oach's athletic(reed, which had been copied int w:o paplers o mis (liscussed. Next,ihe I)ean told us of his inte-est,enthn siasm and ideals in football-The Coach impressed the imapor-tanc-e of a winning team nextyear, andl warned the sqluadagainst "namby-pamby" stuff.All of the sweaters not havingarrivedl the Coach gave out thosethat had come with the promiset hat the others would soon behere.

Chief Culberson made a stirringtalk as retiring leader and wasfollowed by the new captain, BudLee. Several other members ofthe team were called on for shorttalks, among them Jesty BayneCaldwell, Cobb, and Felts, whoexpressed their appreciation ofCoach's faithful work and theirsorrow in the thought of his hav-ing to leave Southwestern.

All agreedl to Iry to have thebest team in our school's historynext year. Acting upon Mr. Jes-tyv's suggestion, a telegram wassent Mr. Rogers, the fighting cap-tain of the Tigers.

Mrs. Kenney, accompanied byMr. McLean, added much to thehappiness of the occasion by threebeautiful solos.

In the writer's memory this wasunquestionably the most delight-ful banquet held at. Southwestern.

A LETTER IN METERThere are meters of accent,

There are meters of tone,Bnt the best way to meet her

Is to meter alone.

There are letters of accent.There are letters of tone,

But the best wav to letterIs to lette- alone

TEAM BATTLESVALIANTLY IN

FINAL GAMEHeavier Normal Wins 28-0

Thanksgiving day brought some-vhat a surprise into the Tiger

camp. The great form displayedagainst Bethel seemed to warranta win over Normal but the handof fate rolled the dice aid S. P.Ii. drew a "nul!" The team, un-dler tie direction of "Chief" Cul-berson, showed good disciplineand delivered in the times whichsaved them from cerlain touch-downs by the Normal huskies.The Presbyterians did not get offto a fighting start anil the Bowl-ing Green teama worked the ballover for a marker before theClarksville team could stop theni.However, after this the Tigersgave an exhibition of fight thatmade them easily favorites withthese non-partisan spectators.Tile rest of the first quarter re-sulted in exchanges of pJunts withno reckless tactics on either side.Henry anl Wilson did the Iunt-ing for the Cardinal and Blackin fine style. The second and(Third quarters went scoreless.The greater reserve of freshp:layers sent in by BowlingGreen seelned lo Iav-e no effecton the stubborn resist ameeof the plucky outfit which repeat-edly held the mammoth plungersof the Normalites for downs onS. P. U.'s 10-yard line. The Bowl-ing Green lads would take the,ig-skin straight up the field andfail miserably from tie 10 and 5-yard lines. The field was a veri-table skating rink, most of thegains many times being made af-ter the tackle by virtue of theskid. The spectacle of tie mud-covered figters brought back theVandy-Sewanee game of last year.The Tigers, being outweighed, hadto depend upon speed and tie in-ability to get traction threw uponthem a severe handicap. The mud-laden uniforms and the constantinflow of fresh men finally ex-hausted the S. P. U. players andthe Naornali-es put over :3 touch -downs the latter part of tie fourthquarter. The chance of S. P. U.'svictory lay in her fast men andaerial tactics all of which wereeliminated by the muddy field.The game was a wvell played oneand made a fitting event for aTurkey lay.

The outstanding star of thegame was Henry who, despite thefield, repeatedly got loose for longruns. An improvement in hisstiff was in evidence by the mem-her of those lying by the way. "P"has played a season of footballthat is nothing short of brilliant.However, mo less bright a sta-was again found in "C 'hief" 'w ho,against advice, went in andplayed his usual merry gamewhich always put the drive in thewhole team and'"makes 'em win."

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