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5 Fantasy Translators that might make your life easier... or give us the ultimate world peace Jingmei Huang

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that will make your life much easier or give us the ultimate world peace!

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5Fantasy

Translatorsthat might make your life easier...

or give us the ultimate world peace

Jingmei Huang

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Whydid it occur to me?

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translate /træns'leɪt/ verb1 to express the meaning of speech or writing in a different language 2 to be changed from one language to another 3 to change sth, or to be changed, into a different form

<Oxford Dictionary 6th Edition>

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translate /træns'leɪt/ verb1 to express the meaning of speech or writing in a different language 2 to be changed from one language to another 3 to change sth, or to be changed, into a different form

<Oxford Dictionary 6th Edition>In Other Words...

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Translation is based on people’s need to understand something/someone we care so dearly.

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So, let’s find out what do we need or desperately wish Google can doto make our lives much much easier...

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Girlfriend Translator

Asian Parents Translator

Instant Sticker Translator

4 Hipster Translator

5 Cross Culture Translator

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1GirlfriendTranslator

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Girlfriend Translator

Having trouble to understand the woman whom you love and hate so much at the same time?

Google Translate IT!Translate

Angry Happy Quiet Mood Boyfriend Fiancé Husband Translate

DON’T CALL ME AGAIN! If you don’t call me, it means you don’t love me. Call 3 times, and if I don’t answer, text me. But don’t call too many times, it’ll only make me even angrier.

yeah...we all have been there

...just in case you won’t pour oil on fire....

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2Asian ParentsTranslator

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Having trouble to understand how to react to your parents’ subtle conversation?

Google Translate IT!Translate

Mother Father Granny love one Daughter Son Eldest Translate

It’s cold in Taipei, right? We really miss you, but we don’t want to bother your work. Come back home soon, okay? Your father will be so happy to see you.

...oh, your mom speaks for your dad, too?

Asian Parents Translator

...”straightforward” is just not in their dictionaries...

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3 Instant StickerTranslator

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Having trouble to read between the “Stickers” while chatting with friends or... just “kinda” friends?

Google Translate IT!Translate

Facebook MSN hangout text Acquaintances Friend Besty Translate

1 don’t know what to say...2 it’s time to end the conversation...3 just stop, don’t even say “bye”

...seriously, just fade out like what I’m doing, okay?

Instant Sticker Translator

...avoid being the annoying one who doesn’t know how to take the hint...

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4HipsterTranslator

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Want to crack the hipster code?

Google Translate IT!Translate

NYC SF London Hipster ZIP Code Way-too Mainstream MS scale Translate

Absence of color. white

“.” is absolutely essential...

HipsterTranslator

...coz...you know...it is what it is.

Sing for life. The song you never heard of, and youdon’t get what’s good about it.

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5 Cross CultureTranslator

...and this is the serious one

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Receiving mixed signals even when you are speaking the same language with someone from different cultures?

Google Translate IT!Translate

Japanese China Taiwan Area The rest of the world US Translate

Yes Yes, but maybe no.

nope, this is not helping....

Cross Culture Translator

...this will really make your life easier...

EU

No No, but there are chances to be yes.

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What’s your fantasy translator?Leave your comment, so I can....

probably do nothing but give you my best wishes!

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Special Thanksto my one-and-only, maybe a little too pinkybrainstorming team

Tiffany Sherry Jennifer Michelle