THE AMAZING ADVENTURE OF JACK AND HIS “FRIEND”

SIDEKICK!By: Jamie, Brent, and Mario

As Jack Woke up at his usual 11:32 a.m. to eat his breakfast composed of rabbit legs and vanilla pudding, he noticed that the sun wasn’t shining very brightly. Jack looked out the window and noticed Sidekick getting beaten up. Jack slowly laughed as Sidekick got mugged. Jack muttered, “Stupid Sidekick,” and he smiled. Jack was still laughing when the sun started to dim.

The plants seemed to look older than normal and some were even dead at this point. But Jack still wanted to wear his awesome shutter shades in pride. Nice. After Sidekick was mugged, he decided to pull out his rubber sword and attempt to fight back. Nobody was there. Stupid Sidekick.Now in Jerry’s lair he was giving his best evil laugh. It sounded like a camel. Jerry created a permanent eclipse that will never end. This will lead to no photosynthesis, which means no plants, and that means people die without the carbon cycle.

“Yes! I will finally rule the world!” said Jerry, “Actually I won’t… I will be dead from no carbon. Well whatever, nobody will ever have to put up with Sidekick anymore. I’ll be doing this world good for be riding him!”

Sidekick drew out his inflatable rubber sword and started ramming into walls while screaming. Sidekick couldn’t handle the pressure of saving the world.

“…” Sidekick moaned and lay motionless on the ground. He had a no friends anymore but then realized that he never had friends anyway. So Sidekick stood up and agreed to go with Jack on his epic adventure.

“You’re actually coming now,” replied Jack to Sidekick after his moaning fit.Sidekick smiled and said with his lisp, “Why yes I am my friend!”Jack muttered under his breath, “No…. NO!”“What did you say, Jack?” replied Sidekick. Jack stood on the very tip

of his 5 fingers, “Nothing.”“I have a great idea to save the world though,” said an upset

Sidekick.“Hold on let me get this tactical nuke first, “said Jack.

Jack said, “Okay these guns have flashlights attached to them and some glow in the dark toys taped on. You pull the trigger to create a beam of light, okay?”

“Yes.” replied Sidekick.

“Okay let me test them out,” said Jack, “But first let me play some Xbox again…”

Jack pulled the trigger and released a beam of light that was extremely powerful. He aimed it right at Sidekick’s eyes. Sidekick’s glasses magnified the beam and he fell over crying.

“Okay they work!” said Jack.The two began to go to Jerry’s lair knowing that the crazed snowman-

creature was behind this all.They zapped every single plant giving them light to relive. Each one

sprouted high in the sky and pollinated.

Jerry sat up and screamed when he saw Sidekick and Jack. No he didn’t scream, he laughed for the terrible duo looked like the worst set of heroes that ever set foot in his lair.

Jerry stood up and stared at them, “How do you wish to save the Earth?”

Sidekick started to cry.Jack said in remorse, “With these!” Jack raised his shiny gun with a

flashlight taped on and Jerry screamed again.

Jack and Sidekick both shined their lights onto Jerry and he exploded and his lair burnt down from his fantastic explosion.

How will the team reverse this eclipse though? And will they be able to?

Jack sat up and smirked, “We did it!”“Let’s blow up that eclipse!”Jack smiled, “Okay.”Sidekick’s eyes widened, “H-How will we do it?”“Wait a second… Why are you here again?!?!?” replied Jack.“Um…” Sidekick bursted out in tears, “PLEASE NO!”Jack picked up Sidekick and threw him at the fake moon and Sidekick

was never seen again. The moon disappeared and shattered to pieces.Everyone lived happily ever after, Jerry was gone. Sidekick was gone.

And best of all, the eclipse was gone.