color - faux pitch deck
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From the fine folks at New Work City. http://nwc.co/TRANSCRIPT
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Colors.People love that shit.
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But what else do people love?
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Sharing.
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Sharing.Mobile.
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Sharing.Mobile.Social.
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Sharing.Mobile.Social.Apps.
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Sharing.Mobile.Social.Apps.
Sharing mobile social apps.
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Color.xxxwill do all that.
AND...
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Color.xxxis a mobile social app
that lets you share your favorite color
with your friends and locquaintances.
AND...
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Color.xxx's Team Will be
Unbeatable.Unlike Any Other.
They will be...
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Lean.
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Lean. Agile.
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Lean. Agile. Organic.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar.
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Lean. Agile. Organic. Grass-fed. Locally grown. Acrobatic. Gluten-free. Hungry.Rockstar. Gurus.
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BUT WHO ARE THE GOT DANG
PRINCIPALS??
Hold onto your pants, we have a slide for that, dawg!
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Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
Chief Transformers Coordinator
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Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
Chief Transformers Coordinator
Brian Papa, CTO Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.
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Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
Chief Transformers Coordinator
Brian Papa, CTO Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.
Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal.
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Michael Bay, CEO Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer,
and Chief Transformers Coordinator
Brian Papa, CTO Don't tell him if you fund us; he is working for equity.
Mr. Belding, CPO Actual high school principal.
Dave Morin's Cat, CCO Because everyone loves cats.
And Dave Morin-related startups.
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But will people want to know Ashton's
favorite color?
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But will people want to know Ashton's
favorite color?
You bet your almost certainly white ass they will.
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All it will take is $40.5 million in Venture Capital
funding.
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But why invest so much money in something so
simple?
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Because
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We have a sick business plan.
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Seriously. We will not just
make wheelbarrows of
money, but several larger wheelbarrows.
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How?Well...
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We did extensive market research.
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We did extensive market research.
We read nearly every post on Hacker News for almost six months. In a row.
And we concluded...
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Developers are dicks.Just kidding. We really
concluded...
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This can't possiblyever make any
money.
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This can't possiblyever make any
money.At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we
intend to incur.
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This can't possiblyever make any
money.At least, not enough to fund the ridiculous expenses we
intend to incur.
Like our custom-designed European furniture.
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So how will we make money?
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We will carefully orchestrate a massive PR campaign.
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We will turn down our first offer from a major company with
too much money and too little
sanity.
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Then, at the exact right moment...
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WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS BITCH LIKE
FLIPPER
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But you must act now.
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But you must act now.
This only works because the bubble
hasn't burst.
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But it will.
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But wait!!
There's more!!
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If you invest now, you will have
EXCLUSIVE use of one randomly
assigned hexadecimal color, named after you.
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ACT NOW.
Supplies are limited to 16,700,000.
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And remember...
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People. Colors. Apps. Cats. Bacon.
Organic. Bieber. Mobile.
Social. Local. Pivot.
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Booyah.
INVEST NOW: http://u.nwc.co/colorxxxinvest
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