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8/2/2019 HOT SPOT Issue #342

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

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Yatta Yatta Bar & Lounge 27Flajaes II Sports Bar 11

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 32Tire Doctor 26JJs Tire World 30JJ&Ys 30Jones Emergency Car Care 30

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 15

HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 41DJ Dirty Redd 34

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CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37

EVENTSWolfMaster Bus Trip 32All Free Sundays 07

FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 08Trevon Stand 08Full Faith Ministries 13

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FOOD & DININGPats Catering 35Whos Got Crabs? 17

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 09Trio Medical Solutions 32Garden City Dental 35

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FEATURESHOT SPOT Subscribe 37One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 10HOT SPOT Rates 40Laughs

Yearbooks 27HOT SPOT New Mini 37HOT SPOT Special Editions 34Donald Dowridge 11Mothers Day 13


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One Mans Opinion

Part I

OK, give me a break. Really? A viral video about the trash left on

Tybee Beach. Then a response video showing it all cleaned up afew hours later. It seems anyone in this world of instant informationtransfer can get their few minutes of fame no matter how fleeting.

Lets just take a subjective view. A large crowd will include individu-als who dont or wont clean up after themselves. Heck that even happens in most families at home.

Memorial Day, St. Patricks Day, the fourth of July, maybe even the free concert in the park lastweekend needs a clean up afterwards. City officials know that and they are usually prepared for it.The fact that volunteers from Savannah State and others, facilitated the cleanup in record time is

a fact that should be commended. Are there other issues here at the root of the concern? Do theresidents of Tybee not want a certain contingent of people visiting, spending their money and enjoy-

ing nature on their, I mean a public beach? Say it aint so.

From my visits to Tybee, I did notice there were few trash receptacles and there was always a trek

to get to one. Maybe its a simple as providing more trash collection sites during an event. Maybe itsas simple as having a crew moving through the crowd picking up trash as it is being generated. Im

sure if partygoers see someone moving along picking up trash theyll be less inclined to just throwtheirs on the ground. This is not rocket science and its been blown well out of proportion. These kidshave the right to enjoy themselves at Tybee Public Beach whenever they feel like it. They as well

as all beachgoers could do a better job of picking up after themselves.

Part III just heard about the sudden death of Otis Brock, III. I knew Otis, and I was completely taken abackwhen I heard a couple of hours ago. The community has lost a fine young man. My heartfelt sympa-thy and condolences go out to the Brock Family.

Just, One Mans Opinion,Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher


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You Know You're From New York When...

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's li-

cense.

You ride in a subway car with no air conditioningjust because there are seats available.

You take the train home and you know exactlywhere on the platform the doors will open that will

leave you right in front of the exit stairway.

You know what a "regular" coffee is.

It's not Manhattan...... It's the "city".

There is no north and south. It's "uptown" or"downtown." If you're really from New York you

have absolutely no concept of where north andsouth are.... And east or west is "crosstown."

You cross the street anywhere but on the cornersand you yell at cars for not respecting your right to

do it.

You move 3,000 miles away, spend 10 yearslearning the loca l language and people still knowyou're from Brooklyn the minute you open your

mouth.

You return after 10 years and the first foods youwant are a "real" pizza and a "real" bagel.

A 500 square foot apartment is large. h are: Chi-

You know the differences between all the different

Ray's pizzas.

You are not under the mistaken impression that any hu-

man being would be able to actually understand a p.a.Announcement on the subway.

You wouldn't bother ordering pizza in any other city.

You get ready to order dinner every night and mustchoose from the major food groups which are: Chinese,

Italian, Mexican or Indian.

You're not the least bit interested in going to Times

Square on New Year's eve.

Your internal clock is permanently set to know whenalternate side of the street parking regulations are in ef-fect.

Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wal-

let.

You don't even notice the lady walking down the roadhaving a perfectly normal conversation with herself.

You pay "only" $230 a month to park your car.

The presidential visit is a major traffic jam, not an

honor.

You can nap on the subway and never miss your stop.

The deli guy gives you a straw with any beverage you

buy, even if it's a beer.


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A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watchthe film and his eyes got accustomed to the dark, henoticed a dog sitting on the seat beside him. He was

somewhat bemused but decided to try and ignore thedog.

As the film progressed he noticed that the dog wasreacting appropriately to the scenes. For laughter the

dog wagged his tail and barked, for sadness hedropped his ears and whimpered, for violence he

growled and bared his teeth. At the end of the filmthe audience applauded and the dog got up on allpaws and barked and wagged his tail.

The man turned to another who appeared to be the

dog's owner and said, "Wow, that was a great film,and what an intelligent dog you have there. Frankly,I'm amazed."

"So am I," replied the owner. "He thought the book

was terrible."

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific

mean to make terrible?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in theEnglish language. How is it, then, that "I do," is thelongest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,

doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, modelsdeposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners

depressed?

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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...

- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they

high-five each other.- During your initial consultation, he tries to sell youAmway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a"Budweiser."

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.- He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."- Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack

Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

- He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defensetable.

Four cowboys are sitting on a mountain one night hav-ing a few cold ones around a campfire. One is a tubaplayer, one a trumpet player, one a conductor, and the

last a coloratura soprano.

The tuba player tosses an empty can of Budweiser intothe air, whips out his gun, and shoots it declaring "Ijust killed the king of beers!"

The trumpet player, not wanting to be outdone, tosses

his empty can of Coors into the air, shoots it and de-clares "Ha! I just shot the silver bullet!"

The soprano, ever so demurely, reaches into her back-pack, pulls out a bottle of Michelob, calmly drinks the

whole thing, tosses her bottle into the air, and shootsthe conductor.

Grinning broadly at her fellow musicians she says,"Guys, it just doesn't get any better than this."


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A young man called his mother andannounced excitedly that he had justmet the woman of his dreams. Now

His mother had an idea: "Why don'tyou send her flowers, and on the cardinvite her to your apartment for a

He thought this was a great strategy,and a week later, the woman came todinner. His mother called the next day

"I was totally humiliated," he moaned.

"What's wrong with that?" asked hismother. "I think it's a wonderful ges-

"We hadn't started eating yet."

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Top 10 Old Folks' Party Games

10. Musical Recliners

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

8. Hide and Go Pee

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

6. Doc, Doc Goose

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

4. Kick the Bucket

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

1. Sag, You're It!

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Zen...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do notwalk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk

beside me, either; just Get Out Of The Way andleave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a bro-ken fan belt and a flat tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're goingto steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to

do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced,you can't be promoted.

5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

6. Always remember you're unique, just like every-one else.

7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE

3 6 1 4

2 9 5 1

7 8 6 9

4 3 2

9 8 1 6 7 3

5 7 8

2 7 8 6

5 1 4 3

4 5 9 7


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Sudoku Solution

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3 5 6 9 1 4 7 2 8

4 2 9 8 3 7 6 5 1

1 7 8 2 6 5 3 4 9

7 4 1 5 8 3 2 9 6

9 8 2 1 4 6 5 7 3

6 3 5 7 2 9 1 8 4

2 9 4 3 7 1 8 6 5

5 1 7 6 9 8 4 3 2

8 6 3 4 5 2 9 1 7


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