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    Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 29Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 24Inferno Lounge 09Raymonds Players Club 30Da Boat 33Sharons Lounge 14

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    FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 26HOT SPOT Subscribe 11One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT RatesLaughsBeach High Yearbooks 17Drinking Degrees 16

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    One Mans OpinionPart I

    Live Long and Prosper

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    Contact:Mrs. Jan T. Bentley

    orDr. Alucia WaltonAt 912.201.5200

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    Elizabeth asked her Sunday Schoolclass to sketch a picture of theirfavorite Bible stories. She waspuzzled by Bert's picture, whichshowed four people sitting in aplane, so she asked him which bi-ble story it was meant to represent.

    "The flight to Egypt," said Bert."I see ... and that must be Mary,Joseph, and baby Jesus," Elizabethsaid, "But who's the fourth per-son?" "Oh, that's Pontius - thePilot."

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    Men Are Just Happier People

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate isjust another snack. You can be President. You cannever be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to awater park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is yoururinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't haveto stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay. ! Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People neverstare at your chest when you're talking to them. Theoccasional well-rendered belch is practically ex-pected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle yourfeet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Youknow stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requiresonly one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thought-fulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or shecan still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairsof shoes are more than enough. You almost neverhave strap problems in public. You are unable to seewrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your facestays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts foryears, maybe decades. You only have to shave yourface and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your bellyusually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pairof shoes -- one color for all seasons You can wear

    shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives onDecember 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.


    1. Alcohol does not make you fat. Will and Guyhave discovered that it makes you lean: againsttables, chairs, floors, walls and people.

    2. Perhaps the biggest drunk we've ever met wasthe fellow who saw the billboard that read,"Drink Canada Dry." He went there and tried todo it.

    3. A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderlywoman. She looks the man up and down andsays, 'I've got news for you. You're going straightto hell.' The man jumps up out of his seat andshouts, 'Oh no, I'm on the wrong bus, I wanted to

    go to Baltimore.'

    4. Remember, an alcoholic and a drunk are notthe same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attendmeetings.

    5. Ever hear the expression "hard drinker"?Never made much sense to me, drinking's one ofthe easiest things in the world to do.

    6. Booze is the answer. I don't remember thequestion.

    7. A drunk is brought in front of the judge.The judge says, 'You've been brought here fordrinking.'The drunk says, 'Okay, let's get started.'

    8. Richard comes home from a night of drinking.As he stumbles through the front door, his wife

    snaps at him, 'What's the big idea coming homehalf drunk?' Richard replies, slurring, 'I'm sorryhoney. I ran out of money.'

    9. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dig-nity is not one of them.

    10. An amnesiac walks into an inn and asks thebarman, 'Do I come here often?'

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    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.While suffering the agonies of impendingdeath, he suddenly smelled the aroma of hisfavorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookieswafting up the stairs. Gathering his remain-

    ing strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made hisway out of the bedroom, and with evengreater effort, gripping the railing with bothhands he crawled downstairs. With laboredbreath, he leaned against the doorframe,gazing into the kitchen. Where if not fordeath's agony, he would have thought him-

    self already in heaven, for there, spread outupon waxed paper on the kitchen table wereliterally hundreds of his favorite anisettesprinkled cookies.

    Was it heave