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    LOUNGES & CLUBS

    Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 29Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 24Inferno Lounge 09Raymonds Players Club 30Da Boat 33Sharons Lounge 14

    TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 14

    ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 11HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 07DJ Postman 14Inferno Monday Night 09Trevon Stand 08

    SERVICESMind of Creations 28Restore Your Photos 04HOT SPOT Printing 382011 Calendars 19

    CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 08St Paul Clothing 07

    EVENTSHappy Thanksgiving 22

    FOOD & DININGPats Catering 14

    HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 37AVON 38

    LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 07

    Medicare Upgrade 05A Brighter Day Bail Bond 08

    TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 04HOT SPOT Online 25

    AROUND TOWNAround TownAround Town

    Around Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

    FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 26HOT SPOT Subscribe 11One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT RatesLaughsBeach High Yearbooks 17Drinking Degrees 16

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    One Mans OpinionPart I

    Live Long and Prosper

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    Contact:Mrs. Jan T. Bentley

    orDr. Alucia WaltonAt 912.201.5200

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    Laughs

    Elizabeth asked her Sunday Schoolclass to sketch a picture of theirfavorite Bible stories. She waspuzzled by Bert's picture, whichshowed four people sitting in aplane, so she asked him which bi-ble story it was meant to represent.

    "The flight to Egypt," said Bert."I see ... and that must be Mary,Joseph, and baby Jesus," Elizabethsaid, "But who's the fourth per-son?" "Oh, that's Pontius - thePilot."

    Phone: (912) 920-8875

    Cell: (912) 228-1815

    Fax: (866) 416-0074Email: [email protected]

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    Laughs

    Men Are Just Happier People

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate isjust another snack. You can be President. You cannever be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to awater park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is yoururinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't haveto stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay. ! Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People neverstare at your chest when you're talking to them. Theoccasional well-rendered belch is practically ex-pected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle yourfeet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Youknow stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requiresonly one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thought-fulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or shecan still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairsof shoes are more than enough. You almost neverhave strap problems in public. You are unable to seewrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your facestays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts foryears, maybe decades. You only have to shave yourface and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your bellyusually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pairof shoes -- one color for all seasons You can wear

    shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerning growing a moustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives onDecember 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

    Laughs

    1. Alcohol does not make you fat. Will and Guyhave discovered that it makes you lean: againsttables, chairs, floors, walls and people.

    2. Perhaps the biggest drunk we've ever met wasthe fellow who saw the billboard that read,"Drink Canada Dry." He went there and tried todo it.

    3. A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderlywoman. She looks the man up and down andsays, 'I've got news for you. You're going straightto hell.' The man jumps up out of his seat andshouts, 'Oh no, I'm on the wrong bus, I wanted to

    go to Baltimore.'

    4. Remember, an alcoholic and a drunk are notthe same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attendmeetings.

    5. Ever hear the expression "hard drinker"?Never made much sense to me, drinking's one ofthe easiest things in the world to do.

    6. Booze is the answer. I don't remember thequestion.

    7. A drunk is brought in front of the judge.The judge says, 'You've been brought here fordrinking.'The drunk says, 'Okay, let's get started.'

    8. Richard comes home from a night of drinking.As he stumbles through the front door, his wife

    snaps at him, 'What's the big idea coming homehalf drunk?' Richard replies, slurring, 'I'm sorryhoney. I ran out of money.'

    9. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dig-nity is not one of them.

    10. An amnesiac walks into an inn and asks thebarman, 'Do I come here often?'

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    Our publication schedule is the 2nd and 4th Wednesdays

    of every month. The deadline for inclusion is the Fridaybefore the 2nd & 4th Wed. Our advertising rates are below.

    Size Color Black & WhiteCovers (Front or Back) $200.00 N/AFull Page $140.00 $70.00Half Page $75.00 $40.00Quarter Page $45.00 $30.00

    Business Card $25.00 N/A

    To Advertise: Phone: (912) 484-1143Email: [email protected]

    Web Site: TheHotSpotMagazine.com

    The Leader in Affordable Advertising

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    Must Advertise to Succeed. Make the Most of Your Advertising Dollars.

    Advertise in the HOT SPOTThe Leader in Affordable Advertising

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    Phone: 912-484-1143

    Fax: 866-416-0074

    Email: [email protected]

    Email: [email protected]

    Website: www.thehotspotmagazine.com

    Being in Business and not Advertising is like Blinking your Eyes in a Dark Room.

    You know what Youre doing, but Nobody else does.

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    MORE AROUND TOWN

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    MORE AROUND TOWN

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    MORE AROUND TOWN

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    Going On in the Clubs and at Events,

    As It Happens.

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    For Advertising in theHOT SPOT Contact:

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    Check Out Our Website: TheHotSpotMagazine.com

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    Denny (912) 428-3701

    Laughs

    QuotesYou don't stop laughing because you grow

    old. You grow old because you stoplaughing.- Michael Pritchard

    Nobody believes the official spokesman...but everybody trusts an unidentifiedsource.- Ron Nesen

    The secret of a good sermon is to have agood beginning and a good ending, thenhaving the two as close together as possi-ble.- George Burns

    The trouble with jogging is that the icefalls out of your glass.- Martin Mull

    There's a fine line between fishing and juststanding on the shore like an idiot.- Steven Wright

    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nicedoggie' until you can find a rock.- Will Rogers

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    Laughs

    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.While suffering the agonies of impendingdeath, he suddenly smelled the aroma of hisfavorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookieswafting up the stairs. Gathering his remain-

    ing strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made hisway out of the bedroom, and with evengreater effort, gripping the railing with bothhands he crawled downstairs. With laboredbreath, he leaned against the doorframe,gazing into the kitchen. Where if not fordeath's agony, he would have thought him-

    self already in heaven, for there, spread outupon waxed paper on the kitchen table wereliterally hundreds of his favorite anisettesprinkled cookies.

    Was it heave