hot spot issue #308

8/8/2019 Hot Spot Issue #308

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One Mans OpinionPart I

Live Long and Prosper


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Laughs

Elizabeth asked her Sunday Schoolclass to sketch a picture of theirfavorite Bible stories. She waspuzzled by Bert's picture, whichshowed four people sitting in aplane, so she asked him which bi-ble story it was meant to represent.

"The flight to Egypt," said Bert."I see ... and that must be Mary,Joseph, and baby Jesus," Elizabethsaid, "But who's the fourth per-son?" "Oh, that's Pontius - thePilot."

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Laughs

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate isjust another snack. You can be President. You cannever be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to awater park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is yoururinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't haveto stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay. ! Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People neverstare at your chest when you're talking to them. Theoccasional well-rendered belch is practically ex-pected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle yourfeet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Youknow stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requiresonly one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thought-fulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or shecan still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairsof shoes are more than enough. You almost neverhave strap problems in public. You are unable to seewrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your facestays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts foryears, maybe decades. You only have to shave yourface and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your bellyusually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pairof shoes -- one color for all seasons You can wear

shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives onDecember 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Laughs

1. Alcohol does not make you fat. Will and Guyhave discovered that it makes you lean: againsttables, chairs, floors, walls and people.

2. Perhaps the biggest drunk we've ever met wasthe fellow who saw the billboard that read,"Drink Canada Dry." He went there and tried todo it.

3. A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderlywoman. She looks the man up and down andsays, 'I've got news for you. You're going straightto hell.' The man jumps up out of his seat andshouts, 'Oh no, I'm on the wrong bus, I wanted to

go to Baltimore.'

4. Remember, an alcoholic and a drunk are notthe same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attendmeetings.

5. Ever hear the expression "hard drinker"?Never made much sense to me, drinking's one ofthe easiest things in the world to do.

6. Booze is the answer. I don't remember thequestion.

7. A drunk is brought in front of the judge.The judge says, 'You've been brought here fordrinking.'The drunk says, 'Okay, let's get started.'

8. Richard comes home from a night of drinking.As he stumbles through the front door, his wife

snaps at him, 'What's the big idea coming homehalf drunk?' Richard replies, slurring, 'I'm sorryhoney. I ran out of money.'

9. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dig-nity is not one of them.

10. An amnesiac walks into an inn and asks thebarman, 'Do I come here often?'


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Laughs

QuotesYou don't stop laughing because you grow

old. You grow old because you stoplaughing.- Michael Pritchard

Nobody believes the official spokesman...but everybody trusts an unidentifiedsource.- Ron Nesen

The secret of a good sermon is to have agood beginning and a good ending, thenhaving the two as close together as possi-ble.- George Burns

The trouble with jogging is that the icefalls out of your glass.- Martin Mull

There's a fine line between fishing and juststanding on the shore like an idiot.- Steven Wright

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nicedoggie' until you can find a rock.- Will Rogers


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Laughs

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.While suffering the agonies of impendingdeath, he suddenly smelled the aroma of hisfavorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookieswafting up the stairs. Gathering his remain-

ing strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made hisway out of the bedroom, and with evengreater effort, gripping the railing with bothhands he crawled downstairs. With laboredbreath, he leaned against the doorframe,gazing into the kitchen. Where if not fordeath's agony, he would have thought him-

self already in heaven, for there, spread outupon waxed paper on the kitchen table wereliterally hundreds of his favorite anisettesprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act ofheroic love from his devoted Italian wife ofsixty years, seeing to it that he left this worlda happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threwhimself towards the table, landing on hisknees in a crumpled posture. His parchedlips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookiewas already in his mouth, seemingly bring-ing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on itsway to a cookie at the edge of the table,

when it was suddenly smacked with a spatulaby his wife..... Back off!" she said, "They'refor the funeral.".

Laughs

A woman named Edna finds herself in dire trouble.Her business has gone bust and she's in serious finan-cial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to askGod for help. She begins to pray... "God, please helpme. I've lost my business and if I don't get somemoney, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let

me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.Edna again prays...."God, please let me win the lotto!I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to losemy car as well."Lotto night comes and Edna still has no luck.

Once again, she prays, "My God, why have you for-saken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and mycar. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for

help and I have always been a good servant to you.PLEASE, just let me win the lotto this one time so Ican get my life back in order.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heav-ens open and Edna is confronted by the voice of GodHimself:

"Edna, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."

Two elderly ladies had been friends for manydecades. Over the years they had shared all

kinds of activities and adventures. Lately,

their activities had been limited to meeting a

few times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing cards when one

looked at the other and said, "Now don't get

mad at me....I know we've been friends for a

long time.....but I just can't think of yourname! I've thought and thought, but I can't

remember it. Please tell me what your name

is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three

minutes she just stared and glared at her. Fi-

nally she said, "How soon do you need to

know?"


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JORIEFWILLIAMS JULIOCESARNAVA DEMETRIAJACKSON RUSSELFERGUSON

RUSSELL E. GILBERT RAFAELRUELAS DIEUTRAN JASONSIMMONS

BRIANLAMARFAGINS JAMESL.BARNES DAVIDL.LAMBERT GEORGEBLOUNT

ELIJAHHAYES CORYMCNEILaka CATARINACASEIROVIEIRA LARRYSMITH

CORYALBRIGHT


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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Laughs

Norman was in his front garden mowing his lawn,when his neighbor, Libby, came out of her house andwent straight to the mailbox. She opened it, thenslammed it shut and stormed back into the house. Tenminutes later Libby came out of her house again,went to the mail box, and again opened it and

slammed it shut again. Angrily she stormed back intothe house.

As Norman was putting his mower away, Libby cameout once again. She marched up to the mailbox,opened it and then slammed it closed. Puzzled by herdistress Norman asked, "What's wrong with yourmailbox Libby?" To which she replied, "It's mystupid computer it keeps telling me, 'You HaveMail'."

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How to Stay Young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That iswhy you pay "them!"

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind

is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp forbreath

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The onlyperson, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. BeALIVE while you are alive

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family,pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your

home is your refuge

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it isunstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve,get help

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to thenext county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guiltis

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at everyopportunity

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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey2. Take a drink of whisky

3. Put turkey in the oven4. Take another 2 drinks ofwhisky5. Set the degree at 375 ovens6. Take 3 more whiskys ofdrink

7. Turk the bastey8. Whisky another bottle ofget9. Ponder the meat thermome-ter10.Glass yourself a pour ofwhisky

11.Bake the whisky for 4hours12.Take the oven out of theturkey13.Floor the turkey up off ofthe pick14.Turk the carvey

15.Get yourself another scot-tle of botch16.Tet the sable and pouryourself a glass of turkey17.Bless the dinner and passout


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