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that hadn’t been seen before.For Narveson, the research opened her eyes to

the personal lives of the people who wrote the manuscripts.

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‘We made some friends, we made some enemies’

Luther student improv group Top Banana places third at their first tournament

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Campus improv troupe Top Banana took third place at the Upper Midwest College Improv Tournament in Minneapolis on Saturday, Nov. 10.

After taking second place in the first round, the team made their way to the finals as a wild card, taking third out of eleven teams.

“We learned a lot from this competition,” Mary Bissen (‘13) said. “We picked up some new ideas, and got the chance to see what other schools are doing.”

In the process, Charlie Bruer (‘13) learned something unexpected from a close source.

“My parents weren’t nearly as mad about me swearing in front of them as I thought they’d be,” Bruer said.

Even though the troup did well against well-known opponents, Luther’s student humor group was still pushed on their skills.

“I think the biggest challenge for us was performing for an audience of people that do not know anything about us,” Bissen said. “When we’re performing for our peers, it’s much easier

to be funny because they know us as individuals; they know our humors, our body language.”

Meeting new teams and seeing their performance style was also an interesting experience for the team.

“We got a chance to see long-form, which is one long scene,” Bissen said. “[this] is very different from what we do, short-form, which features several shorter scenes.”

One of the biggest take-away messages from the tournament for the team came from Chelanga Langason (‘16).

“Do not eat McDonald’s breakfast before improv tournaments,” he said.

Always viewing the lighter side of things, Bruer’s thoughts on meeting new teams were pleasantly droll.

“We made some friends, we made some enemies,” Bruer said. “It’s okay though, because we’re all theater kids so we can’t fight.”

Students and community members packed into Marty’s

for the second annual Spanish Talent Show on Nov. 15 featuring acts displaying Hispanic culture. The event was all good fun, but the purpose of the show went well beyond the

events of the evening. Associate Professor of

Spanish and Italian Anna De Santis started the talent show last year, but it is something she has done in the past at

other places.“It was a tradition I did

with my students when I was teaching at Penn State,” De Santis said. “I normally did it in the classroom with a little group of students from each class. When I got here last year and saw the facilities, I thought it would be a good thing to do with all the students of Spanish.”

The larger venue that Marty’s offers allowed De Santis to take the idea of the talent show to the next level. Despite the general air of good-natured fun that surrounded the entire event, it was also a learning experience.

“The purpose is to give the students the opportunity to speak Spanish in a real-life situation,” De Santis said.

Along with being applicable to class, the talent show also served as a cultural experience for both the students and the people in the audience.

“I think it is a good way for people to be exposed to Hispanic culture and to represent the Spanish department reaching out to others,” talent show judge Elisabeth Hottel (‘13) said.

This concept of a primarily

cultural experience is something that De Santis agrees with.

“It’s a good experience for American students to watch the Latin culture and listen to the natural language,” De Santis said.

The language is a significant part of the experience. The entire show is in Spanish, from the host’s dialogue to the acts themselves, but rather than limiting accessibility it adds to the overall experience.

“You can always tell by inflection or body language a little bit more of what is going on, and I think that is really beneficial as you can still reach out to the average student in that way,” Hottel said.

It is all part of a cultural experience that is available once a year to all students here at Luther. Although it may seem intimidating to attend a half an hour event in a different language, everyone can take something away from attending. They also offered salsa dancing, skits, cooking lessons, and the macarena. The Hispanic Organization of Latinos and Amigos (HOLA) won with a Jerry Springer-esque skit.

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Moving makes many laughs. Luther students groove to the macarena dance at the second annual Spanish talent show between various hispanic culture performances.

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Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi struck an uncompromising stand Monday over his seizure of near absolute powers, refusing in a meeting with top judicial authorities to rescind a package of constitutional amendments that placed his edicts above oversight by the courts.

Meanwhile, Morsi’s supporters canceled a massive rally planned for Tuesday to compete with a demonstration by his opponents, citing the need to “defuse tension” at a time when anger over the president’s moves is mounting, according to a spokesman for the president’s Muslim Brotherhood.

The opposition rally was going ahead as scheduled at Cairo’s Tahrir Square, birthplace of the uprising that toppled Hosni Mubarak’s regime nearly two years ago.

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Top political leaders in New York put their heads together Monday on big requests for federal disaster aid as Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced that Superstorm Sandy ran up a bill of $32 billion in the state and the nation’s largest city.

The cost is for repairs and restoration and does not include an additional accounting of over $9 billion to head off damage in the next disastrous storm, including steps to protect the power grid and cellphone network.

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Mexican beauty queen killed in shootout

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Ohio’s ‘cleaning fairy’ gets 1 year of probation

An Ohio woman dubbed the “cleaning fairy” after she broke into a home, cleaned it and left a $75 bill has been put on probation for one year.

A judge sentenced 53-year-old Susan Warren of Elyria to one year of probation on Monday in Cleveland on her guilty plea to attempted burglary. She also must do 20 hours of community service.

The woman told authorities she was driving by the Westlake house and “wanted something to do.” She broke in, washed some coffee cups, took out the trash, vacuumed and dusted inside the house. Then she left a bill written on a napkin and included her phone number.

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Decorah’s resident bald eagles are on the move, building a new nest. They can be caught on a streaming service presented by the Raptor Resource Project.

Director and Founder of the Raptor Resource Project Bob Anderson said he was near heartbroken to discover that the eagles were building a second nest. The grief did not linger, however, as he quickly remembered that this is a natural thing for eagles to do.

“I felt sick when I saw that they were building another nest,” Anderson said. “Then I realized that it’s what they do. They build multiple nests. That doesn’t mean they won’t use their old nests, in fact it happens quite frequently that they still lay eggs in them.”

Bald eagles often make second and even third nests. Anderson expressed uncertainty regarding the motives of this particular case.

“We don’t know what’s going to happen; we really don’t,” Anderson said. “Sometimes they build a new nest and don’t use it, sometimes they’ll move from the old one to the new one.”

The Raptor Resource Project was born in the ‘80s from efforts to preserve the Peregrine Falcon population in the central U.S. Anderson was heavily involved in captive breeding of the falcons as a means to reintroduce them into the Midwest.

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only grew, and they now have 24 bird-cams in six states.

The Decorah EagleCam was installed six years ago when PBS Nature asked Anderson and company to produce a documentary on the American eagle. During its fourth year of activity, the RRP used bandwidth from Luther College, which immensely DPSOLÀHG�LWV�H[SRVXUH��

For reasons both ethical and legal, the RRP cannot yet put cameras in the new nest—at least not while the eagles are still in the process of building it.

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draw of the EagleCam.“The worst case scenario is if they do lay their

eggs in the new nest we’ll put cameras in the new nest next fall,” Anderson said. “Considering we’ve EHHQ�ÀOPLQJ�WKHUH�IRU�VL[�\HDUV��D����PRQWK�EUHDN�wouldn’t be all that bad for me.”

According to Anderson, virtually every school in the state of Iowa is following the Decorah EagleCam. Eli Klosterboer (‘15), whose biology class often took a look at the eagles’ activities, remembered the excitement that surrounded the EagleCam’s genesis.

“There was a lot of buzz when they started streaming the footage a few years ago,” Klosterboer said. “Especially when the eggs were hatching, people would get really wrapped up in it. It’s fun to watch the hatchlings grow up.”

Check out the Raptor Resource Project and the Decorah EagleCam at www.raptorresource.org.

A new nest. Local Decorah eagles have begun building their second home. After its completion, the Decorah EagleCam plans to place new cameras near the nest.

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Walker NyenhuisStaff Writer

Staff writer Walker

Nyenhuis heads

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Community Meal –

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It’s Thursday evening, and I have dinner plans in town. I briskly trudge South along College Drive, enveloped by the unwanted chill and early darkness of mid-November. Up ahead, I can see my destination as a thin silhouette against the night, quietly resting on top of a hill that I knew I would be climbing soon.

After ascending a flight of stairs, I maneuver my way through the parking lot and find myself facing my destination’s entrance.

I quickly go through the doors and almost immediately hear the sound of clanking plates accompanied by laughter. It appears to be coming from the building’s lower level, so I hastily shuffle down the nearest staircase

and stumble upon a large open space filled with full tables of people eating dinner and participating in cheerful conversation. In the fellowship hall of First Lutheran Church, I have found the Decorah Community Meal.

I hop in line, grab a plate and begin my culinary adventure. A hearty bowl of donated chili and Italian breadsticks from McCaffrey’s Dolce Vita are the first items to find themselves on my plate, followed shortly by a dish of salad. Once I grab a few selections from the bountiful dessert table, I turn around and began searching for a seat.

Though I do not recognize anyone in the room besides a few professors, I am determined to not spend this delicious meal alone. I approach a table with half of its seats still available and politely ask its inhabitants if my presence would be welcomed. The response is immediate and positive, so I take a seat.

Throughout the meal, we discuss many topics, ranging from the Decorah Vikings’ successful football season to Shetland ponies and Halloween in town. I then ask questions about the event and discover that I am not the only first-timer. The man sitting across me, owner of the aforementioned pony, had only heard about it days ago and decided that he wanted to experience it for himself.

At this point, my stomach is full, but I am still hungry for answers. I am directed to Coordinating Committee Member Lor Miller, who is deep in conversation with someone and holding a small child. When she is available, I introduce myself.

She begins telling me about the project’s history. The first Decorah Community Meal was hosted earlier this year on Feb. 16 in First Lutheran Church’s fellowship hall. Since then, the event has been held every third Thursday of the month in the same location, serving a free dinner to everyone from 5 to 6:30 p.m.

Each month, McCaffrey’s Dolce Vita donates the meal’s main course while different organizations sign up as support sponsors, whose members provide side dishes, desserts and volunteers for the kitchen. The coordinating committee contains members of the Northeast Iowa Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, First Lutheran Church and Ryumonji Zen Monastery.

Attendance has been steadily increasing month by month. Currently, approximately 200 people of different cultural and financial backgrounds gather each month to partake in the meal and interact with other

Decorah area residents. The warm and welcoming environment of the meal is made possible through the power of collaboration and community building.

For more information about participating in the meal or signing up as a support sponsor, contact the coordinating committee by emailing decorahcommunitymeal@gmail.com.

Everyone is welcome at the community table.

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of Music Jim Griesheimer and a Good

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No Shave November: Stubbling across the finish lineMargaret Yapp

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While walking through the classrooms in Main on Sunday, Nov. 18, the hectic scenes were equal parts loud and adorable.

Luther students, or “Bigs,” were paired off with younger children ages 3-13, or “Littles” as part of Luther College Pals. They took part in activities like coloring, games, sports, a cakewalk and one uncharacteristically quiet room was designated for watching “The Lorax.”

Many students meet once a month for two hours with the same child, and they forge lasting friendships through their time spent together.

“You get to watch a child grow and establish a relationship with them,” Pals Executive Board Member Kathleen Brandser (‘14) said.

Pals has had an enduring legacy at Luther.

“The program has been around for at least 15 years,” Pals Executive Board Member Sam DePagter (‘13) said. “Leah Broderick (‘15) is now a Big, and she was a Little

when she was younger.”The kids in the program

come from around the area – not just Decorah, but Calmar, Postville and other nearby towns as well.

“I really like the community ties,” Pals member Amy Shishilla (‘13) said. “It’s an easy way to make a positive impact and it’s really fun. The kids are wild, and it’s a great way to spend two hours every month.”

There are structured activities each month provided for the kids and students. In December they’ll be visiting with Santa, watching Christmas movies, drinking hot cocoa, eating cookies and making crafts. Sometimes, though, the kids just want to play and investigate Luther’s campus.

“My Pal and I would run around the football field and explore Regents sometimes,” Shishilla said.

The process of matching Littles and Bigs is an intense one. The Executive Board sets a deadline for Little and Big applications every year. Then they individually match each kid with a student.

There are over 160 kids who participate in Pals. The program also has a high retention rate, meaning a lot of the same Littles and Bigs come back each year.

“I’ve had the same Pal for almost 3 years,” Pals Executive Board member Chloe Gumpert (‘14) said. “I look forward to seeing him every time.”

Michael Njus is 7, almost 8. He is also the son of Associate Professors of Psychology David Njus (‘90) and Kristy Gould. He and Gumpert have been meeting through Pals for two and a half years.

“My favorite part of Pals is playing games and hanging out with Chloe,” Njus said. “Chloe is 21. I have a cat named Mozart, and I’m allergic to cats. He’s 15, so he’s like a hundred year old person. We might get a dog. We’re thinking about it.”

Needless to say, the kids make the program.

“My pal, named Kessely, would run like a horse across the football field, and act like she was holding the reins. She’s only 3,” Shishilla said.

The kids and the students enjoy the activities.

“The best part about it for me is when people tell me how much fun they have,” Blake Funke (‘13) said.

The parents also deeply appreciate what the students contribute to the community through their commitment to their Pal.

David Njus reflected on the kindness of the students

involved.“It’s a nice relationship –

Michael likes Chloe a lot,” David Njus said. “It always impresses me how many people from the Luther and Decorah communities are involved. It’s nice that so many students take the time to do it.”

Little pals make for big fun

The end is here, for November is coming to a close. I don’t mean to sound dramatic, but with the end of this month ends life as we know it. I, for one, have grown to enjoy all of the scruffy cheeks around campus. I have tried to convince all of my hairy friends to keep their beards past the upcoming thirtieth day, but unfortunately I am up against a pretty big enemy: Christmas at Luther. Moms and PBS alike are not too keen on Luther men channeling an excessively large Fleet Foxes cover band on national television. Oh well, I guess we will all just have to wait until next year.

Joel Barkel (‘13)

Even during P\� YHU\� ÀUVW�meeting with Barkel I knew that he would prove to be a bearded force to be reckoned with. There have certainly been some ups and downs, but

at week four it is clear that he has achieved something great, and perhaps a bit annoying.

“The beard is causing interference with the ZL�À�µ� %DUNHO� VDLG�� H[SODLQLQJ� WKH� VXE�SDU�internet connection in Baker Village. “Just taking in all of the static electricity, it is basically like a gigantic EMP on my face.”

One of Barkel’s roommates commented later: “To charge my phone I just bring it up to his face when he is sleeping and zzzz...” The roommate prefers to stay anonymous, in an effort to avoid Barkel’s itchy-face-induced rage.

November has clearly been a roller coaster

for not only Barkel, but everyone who comes in contact with him. His friends had hope that the thirtieth would bring some relief, but unfortunately Barkel has no plans on stopping.

“No Shave November is just a month, but your beard is so much more than that,” Barkel said. “It is a lifestyle. It is a way that you live. Sometimes people need the joy of a well- bearded face, and that’s what I’m here for.”

I thought there was no end in sight, but perhaps there is a light at the end of this fuzzy tunnel.

“My mom would kill me if I didn’t shave for Christmas at Luther,” Barkel grumbled. “So that’s that.”

Sam Raiche (‘15)

This is my second year following Raiche, and not much has changed. Every November he starts out strong, but then the chlorine stunts the hair growth and he gets sleepy.

“This month was pretty normal, I guess,” Raiche said. “It added a beard to my life. It didn’t necessarily help my action with the ladies, but I don’t know that it hurt either. My beard was just always there. We’re buds, my beard and I.”

There is one big change that I can sense in Raiche, and that is his attitude. Last year he was VTXLUUHO\��D�ÀUVW�\HDU�HQFKDQWHG�E\�WKH�ZKLPV\�of a bearded autumn in Decorah. This year he has calmed down. However, he does have one silly plan for the future.

“I’ll be doing Mustache at Luther,” Raiche said, explaining how he will handle the issue of beards during Christmas at Luther. “I hope

everyone likes it.”A simmered down Raiche means his

capacity for kindness is on a whole new level; throughout the month Raiche has been nothing but courteous to his competition, even when he comes face to face with them.

“I saw Phil Hanson in the caf yesterday,” Raiche said. “I didn’t recognize him immediately, but I stared at him for a while and we eventually locked eyes. He just said, ‘Nice beard,’ and I freaked out – I was like ‘Oh my God, it’s you!’ It was such an honor.”

Phil Hanson (‘16)

The self-p r o c l a i m e d u n d e r d o g , Hanson had low expectations from the start. He did not expect any growth at all, but was pleasantly surprised by week four.

“I noticed the

other day that I was getting the pedo-stache,” Hanson said. “But that is all you can really see.”

Unfortunate growth patterns aside, Hanson ZDV�QRWKLQJ�EXW�MROO\�GXULQJ�RXU�ÀQDO�PHHWLQJ��which took place in his cozy dorm room. We sat surrounded by motivational posters I can only hope were put up for the sole purpose of No Shave November.

“I guess I didn’t get the beard, which would have been nice,” Hanson said. “But once again I did my test to see if I could grow good facial hair, and came up with the result, which was ... no.”

He hasn’t let the big “no” get him down, however, and Hanson encourages other males to take part in the activity next year.

“No Shave November should be called No Shame November,” Hanson grinned. “I knew going in that I wasn’t going to have anything nice at the end, but it is more about participating in the manly activity of beard growing. Just go in, grow a beard, see what you got, gross out some chicks and have fun.”

Hanson ended our chat by saying that he will shave before Christmas at Luther because he does not want to have a nasty mustache. Maybe Sam Raiche should take note?

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fun. packed the Regents gym on Saturday, Nov. 17, performing for a sold-out crowd. SAC Concerts brought the group to campus as part of the REVERB Campus Consciousness tour, which works to raise awareness for environmental and social justice issues, including gay marriage rights.

“Colleges are fertile ground for activism and change,” fun. lead singer Nate Ruess said in a REVERB press release. “It’s exactly where we need to be as we launch our support for LGBTQ equality.”

Having just returned from Europe, fun. spent much of their afternoon at Luther playing racquetball. Andrew Dost, bassist and keyboardist for the group, tore himself away for a few minutes – still dressed in gym shorts and bright hi-top socks – to talk about what the past few years have been like for the band. On touring:

“It sounds exotic and exciting, but the reality is very tiring,” he said.Though they may be tired, fun. has kept a busy calendar of activism

the past year. They founded The Ally Coalition (TAC) with designer Rachel Antonoff, which “works with members of the music, fashion and entertainment worlds to raise awareness and funds in support of LGBTQ equality,” according to theallycoalition.org. Dost noted that TAC is geared primarily toward straight people who wish to act as allies and supporters to the cause.

“We also want to make it understood to people at our shows that this is a human rights issue that affects everybody,” Dost said. “We want to do what we can to educate people, to get them involved in their communities where they might be needed and, more than anything, just get people to start conversations.”'RVW� DOVR� H[SUHVVHG� IUXVWUDWLRQ�ZLWK� WKH� XQTXDQWLÀDEOH� QDWXUH� RI�

their progress in this regard.“With environmentalism there’s concrete things you can do, with

[gay rights] there’s not really a thing beyond getting laws changed and PDNLQJ�SHRSOH�DZDUH�µ�'RVW�VDLG��´7KHUH�DUH�QRW�UHDOO\�GHÀQHG�JRDOV��We just want to get a conversation started, or keep a conversation going.”

On each stop of the Campus Consciousness tour, fun. has met with LGBTQ group members. Dost said that overall, they’re hearing positive things from the groups and that their campuses are supporting their efforts. President of PRIDE Charles Banta said they were given complimentary tickets to raise funds and awareness for the organization, as well a chance to bring 10 prominent campus LGBTQ allies on campus to the small gathering with the band.

“We mostly talked about the Women and Gender Equality House that will be opening this Spring and then the various proposals that have come up toward reslife regarding gender neutral and co-ed housing,” Banta said.

Concert goers posed for pictures outside the venue with signs reading, “I’m an ally because ____.” Merch available at the event included a tote with the slogan “God Hates Bags” printed on the side, a play on the anti-gay Westboro Baptist slogan.

Still, though the members of fun. work to parlay their fame into social change, Dost felt that, as artists, the group has other responsibilities as well.

“I’m trying to make people feel a little bit better about being alive, because being alive is mostly horrible,” Dost said. “It’s mostly just awful, and if we can make it a little better then I’d like to do that. The whole point of artist is to remind people what it’s like to be alive, what it’s like to love, what it’s like to be devoted and what it means to really feel something deeply.”

Walker NyenhuisStaff Writer

November 29, 20126

Michael CroweEditor-in-Chief

Arts & Entertainment

LGBTQ meet

and greet

Some nights. Nate Ruess of fun. rocks the Regents center.

Michael Crowe/Chips

Michael Crowe/Chips

fun.Prior to the main show, supporters

of Luther’s LGBTQ and Women and Gender Studies groups gathered with 30 contest winners in the Regents Center for an ice cream social with fun. following their soundcheck.

“We got to be super close to them,” PRIDE member Dakota Lancour (‘15) said. “They played some of their older songs that they don’t usually play … We actually interacted with them for a bit and they seemed like really cool people.”

Sponsored by Ben & Jerry’s and The Ally Coalition, the lively event was a chance for attendees to discuss issues of LGBTQ rights and marriage equality while exploring different tables of the “Consciousness Village,” facilitated by REVERB’s Campus Consciousness Tour in the Regents Center lobby.

Throughout the ice cream social, attendees could hear fun. warming up in the gym with covers of popular songs. Finally, the doors opened to the eager crowd of 40, who rushed to the stage as the band performed Metallica’s “Enter Sandman,” followed by an impromptu cover of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”

After the sound check, Ruess, guitarist Jack Antonoff and keyboardist Andrew Dost strolled over to the crowd of contest winners to banter and ask if they were excited for the concert. The band then met with Women and Gender Studies Program Director Jane Hawley (‘87), PRIDE President Charles Banta (‘13), and other PRIDE executive board members for a personal discussion about LGBTQ rights on campus and their experience with the Campus Conciousness Tour.

“It made me happy to see how interested they were,” Banta said. “It was especially hopeful because their message is reaching so many people.”

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“We named it T.O.A.S.T. because we could,” Micayla Irmiter (‘14) said.

The junior art seminar exhibition is currently on display in the Gregerson gallery in the CFA, and was in the Union Gallery as well. The show is the culmination of junior seminar, required for the art major. Each student in the seminar submits a piece for the show.

The class decided on the name T.O.A.S.T. for no particular reason, Gabrielle Boisseau (‘14) explained.

“It doesn’t really represent anything. It’s more [representing] the ambiguity that is unexplained, especially with the periods in between letters,” Boisseau said.

The ambiguity is represented in all of the installations the students are exhibiting.

Ian Carstens’ (‘14) piece is a collaboration with Emily Temte (‘13). The pair created three large doughnuts from inner tubes and plaster, which they say are only for their aesthetic value.

“It was purely for fun,” Temte said. “They were based off of a Halloween costume for Ian … It’s something that was very easily understandable.”

For Carson Adams (‘14), it was a few too many political ads and commercials that inspired him to design his installation. It consists of an armchair and an outdated television, showing a looped video of Adams himself dressed as a newscaster, propagating an attack ad about a soda brand.

“I take a lot of what I see from my everyday life,” Adams said. “I thought it would be a way of critiquing commercialism, the way that we’re exposed to it and forced to think in a certain way, being told what we’re supposed to believe.”

Perhaps the most instantly noticeable installation in both galleries is Boisseau’s, which is a cardboard statue of a person wearing a sweatshirt and jeans, facing toward the wall and away from the viewer.

Boisseau has received a lot of feedback about her pieces, most expressing fear, initially, about seeing a “person” huddled in the corner.

“I stumbled on to this idea, and I continue to make these installations because of people’s reactions to them,” Boisseau said. “It always amazes me how many will show concern for this ‘person.’ People asking if he is okay and coming up and touching his shoulder really speaks to how nice people at Luther can be.”

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Though the purposes of the pieces may differ, the show is valuable to all

students—both those whose pieces are in the show and those who see the artwork.

“[The junior seminar exhibit], in particular, is intended to provide hands-on experience for art majors and minors in creating, preparing and presenting independent work via a group exhibition,” $UW� *DOOHU\� &RRUGLQDWRU� 'DYLG� .DPP�said. “Gallery exhibits enrich and expand

the Luther experience for students, whether or not they are involved in art.”

Though the show is rife with ambiguity, beginning with its name, its cohesiveness lies in the fact that the artists love what they do.

“When you see individuals get all [their] artwork together, you really get a feel for what’s new in art,” Adams said.

Christmas at Luther comes to campus every year without fail and brings with it a frenzy of six-hour rehearsals, sought after tickets, and an abundance of holiday spirit. The C@L experience is full of excitement and joy for performers and audience members alike, and has become a normal part of winter on campus. Despite its enormous popularity, most students do not realize the history behind our yearly celebration.

Before C@L, Luther had one of the longest running “Messiah” traditions in the United States, established by former Nordic Choir Director Professor Emeritus Weston Noble (‘43). “Messiah” is an oratorio composed by George Handel. During its most popular time at Luther, as many as a thousand musicians participated in the performance.

In the mid 1980s, the Luther music department began a Christmas show, then called the Juletide Festival. This was the beginning of the celebration we know today.

“There were a few years where we did both the ‘Messiah’ and a Christmas show during the same weekend,” Noble said. “The practice schedule was a killer, especially for the strings.”

The years that Luther students performed both “Messiah” and the Juletide Festival were busy and complicated, and the “Messiah” tradition eventually ended in 2005 with Noble’s retirement.

“There was a feeling that we had maybe worn out the ‘Messiah,’” Norsemen and Collegiate Chorale Director Andrew Last (‘97)

said. “They had seen some numbers dwindling in participation, and at the same time Juletide ZDV�EHFRPLQJ�ELJJHU��,W�EHFDPH�PRUH�HIÀFLHQW�to do one program – which ended up being Christmas at Luther.”&KULVWPDV�DW�/XWKHU�EHFDPH�WKH�RIÀFLDO�WLWOH�

in 2002. Over the years, C@L has become a nationally renowned concert. This national recognition is helped along by PBS, which ÀOPV�&#/�HYHU\� WKUHH�\HDUV��DQG�EURDGFDVWV�the latest production annually. This year is a ÀOPLQJ�\HDU��DQG�WKH�H[FLWHPHQW�LV�HYLGHQW���

“It is a tremendous source of pride,” Noble said. “What other way can we be exposed to national television? I once got a call from a woman someplace down South, and she said to me, ‘I have no idea where you people are but that is the most wonderful thing I ever saw.’”

These sentiments are mirrored all over the nation, but especially in the students that perform.

“One year a fellow who had not made a choir ZDV�LQ�P\�RIÀFH�µ�1REOH�VDLG��´+H�ZDV�LQ�P\�RIÀFH�DQG�KH�ZDV�FU\LQJ��,�ZDQWHG�WR�MXVW� OHW�him express his feelings, and amidst this crying he looked up and said, ‘well can’t I at least set up the risers?’ Then I started crying, but it just shows how much this performance grips the students.”

C@L tickets sell out fast, but hope is not lost for those that could not get one this year.

“Somebody told me a few weeks ago that in all the time they had been working here there has only been one time that they have turned away a walk-in ticket,” Last said. “They always try to seat everybody that they possibly can, so keep trying!”

The Ghosts of Christmas at Luther

Past, Present and Yet to Come

Junior seminar art show is T.O.A.S.T.ed

Margaret YappStaff Writer

Katherine MohrStaff Writer

November 29, 2012 7

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Juletide. Luther choirs and orchestra perform the Christmas concert in 1996.

Photo Courtesy of Andrew Last

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Doughnut Holes. Emily Temte (‘13) and Ian Carstens (‘14) in their tasty creation.

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“Hallelujah!” Weston Noble (‘43) conducts Handel’s “Messiah” in 1957.

Photo Courtesy of Photo Bureau

I grew up with a vague idea of Walmart as a bully that ruined local

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road trip. We wanted to pay for it by ourselves, which obviously meant

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were buying our groceries at Walmart.

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Casey DeLimaPhotography Coordinator

“Our Shakespeare” Twelfth Night events

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“We don’t want people just

standing around because we don’t

have jobs for them,” Tudor said.

Cafeteria kitchen prep employee

Kristina Krause (‘15) agreed.

“Even when the caf isn’t busy,

the kitchen is always busy, at

least cleaning up,” Krause said,

“Because if you’re cooking food, it

gets messy, and you need to clean

it up before you can do anything

else. There’s always something to

do.”

One of the greatest areas of need

right now is in the caf dish room,

even with the greater number of

students.

“Most nights the dish room gets

really short, and they take people

out of kitchen prep for it,” Krause

said. “When you only have seven

people washing dishes for the

amount of people that is eating, it

gets a little out of control.”

Dining Services is currently

working out the numbers of

students who will be working

during J-term and spring and will

be until mid-December.

“I don’t have a deadline for

students to stop scheduling,”

Student Work Coordinator

Leah McCrea said. “I will keep

scheduling students until we are

full.”

Busy student academic

schedules can be an obstacle for

creating a cohesive work schedule,

but it is possible to overcome.

´7KH� KDUGHVW� WKLQJ� LV� ÀQGLQJ�a schedule that works for

everybody,” Krause said. “If you

talk with Leah, you’ll usually be

able to work it out.”

Meeting the demands from an

average of 1200 students at lunch

and dinner is no small task, but

Student Manager Vanessa Libbey

(‘14) praised her peers for doing

so.

“The people we do have get the

job done,” Libbey said. “The caf is

a great work environment because

you can accomplish things that

will help people immediately.”

Regardless of who is able to

work, Dining Services still intends

to maintain high standards.

“The last thing we want to see is

for quality and speed of services to

be affected,” Tudor said.

Students interested in working

for Dining Services can contact

McCrea at mccreale@luther.edu.

November 29, 201210 NewsLUTHER COLLEGE CHIPS

continued from page 1

Dining Services

Dining Services rearranges jobs to meet student needs

Working on a “tremendous piece of scholarship.” 5HY]LZVU�HUUV[H[LZ�H�THU\ZJYPW[�PU�OLY�VɉJL�Brita Moore/Chips

doctrine and all the philosophical systematic sides

of religious experience. I’m more interested in how

religious experience is a way that people try to

understand themselves.”

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the most stressful tasks were organizing the chapters

and deciding how far she could go with her claims.

“You wonder sometimes, am I placing too much

weight on these details, making big claims on not

enough historical evidence?” Narveson said. “So,

could I really make the claims that I was making?

Organizing a whole book is hard. It was like an

artistic exercise.”

The book has received favorable reviews from

several sources, including Durham University

Department of Theology and Religion head at Alec

Ryrie. Ryrie had no reservations about giving the

book his full praise.

“This is a really tremendous piece of scholarship:

subtle, humane, insightful and – when it needs to

be – biting,” Ryrie said. “Sometimes, in my darker

moments, I wonder what literary scholarship is

really for. This kind of thing is what.”

The praise is not lost on Narveson, who said she

enjoys the recognition that her work receives.

´,�WKLQN�WKDW�GLVFRYHULQJ�WKDW�SHRSOH�DUH�ÀQGLQJ�what you wrote interesting is the greatest reward and

honor to have, especially for academics,” Narveson

said. “The other thing that really pleased me is that

people say that it’s well written and a pleasure to

read, which was one of my aims.”

New book published in Sept.continued from page 1

Narveson

Decorah High School football won the 3A State Championship last

week, defeating Sioux City Bishop 49-21. Several Luther students are

currently involved with the program.

Tyler Rinken (‘14) played for the Vikings for four years. This season

he returned to the gridiron in a different position: the broadcasting

booth.

Hired by KVIK 104.7 FM radio for play-by-play commentating,

Rinken continued spreading his passion for Decorah football.

“It’s fun to call the games from the booth because I have been around

it so long and know the plays and what’s going to happen,” Rinken

said.

Rinken credits the team’s depth, strong defense and simple offensive

plays as the reason for their success.

“It’s power football; try to stop us,” Rinken said.

Appearances at the state tournament have become a tradition for

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Iowa.

“Being part of the Decorah football team is something special,”

Rinken said.

Alli Kephart (‘15) made the trek to the UNI Dome in Cedar Falls,

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“It’s a special group of guys,” Alli Kephart said. “The best part was

watching them come out of the locker room bawling after the game.”

Alli Kephart feels that the team’s success resonated with Luther

students because of Decorah’s atmosphere. Many members of the

FRPPXQLW\�GURYH�WR�WKH�81,�'RPH�WR�ZDWFK�WKH�VWDWH�ÀQDO��DOO�ZHDULQJ�blue to support the team.

“It reminds everyone of their hometown,” Alli Kephart said. “Decorah

is such an ideal place to grow up in. It’s a close knit community.”

Athletic Trainer Emily Stoneking (‘15) also assisted the team this

season as part of her clinical experience for the athletic training major.

All sophomore athletic training majors worked with high school teams

for their clinical rotations.

Stoneking had the opportunity to travel with the team and serve the

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“There was so much adrenaline,” Stoneking said. “It was a rush of

energy. I was so excited to be there.”

As a three-sport athlete in high school, Stoneking valued this

experience.

“It was a really good opportunity,” Stoneking said. “I never had the

opportunity to participate in a state tournament in high school and I felt

like part of the team.”

The Decorah team is expected to face a rebuilding year next year, but

many have faith that they could come out on top again.

“Decorah is known for being consistently powerful,” Rinken said.

NORSE SPOTLIGHT

ATHLETE

Matt ‘Lynx’ Beniak (‘13)

Major: Elementary

education with a middle

school endorsement

Hometown:

Eden Prairie, Minn.

Sport: Cross country

Why I chose to run at

Luther: I loved the team

atmosphere. Head Coach

Steve Pasche was a big

draw in my decision as

well as the former head of

the Education Department,

Judy Nye.

Favorite cross country

memory: All the road trips

I’ve taken with teammates

and all the regional and

national meets. Nothing

beats making some noise

for some friends at those

big races.

Pre-competition ritual:

Try and stay relaxed

and get a laugh in with

a teammate to calm the

nerves. The L-U [chant] we

throw down before we race

is also pretty good.

Sports role model: Petter

Northug

Favorite movie:

“Gladiator”

If I could have lunch with

anyone, it would be:

My brother

Decorah clinches fifth state title

Jayne ColeStaff Writer

November 29, 2012 11Sports

Decorah records perfect season, 14-0.

LUTHER COLLEGE CHIPS

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Viking. Josey Jewell (#42) soars into the endzone during state tournament play.Photo courtesy of Tyler Rinken

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