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Supercomputers - A Revolution inComputational Science?".

Hiroo Kanamori, professor ofgeophysics, "Forecasting GroundMotion: The Big Shake"; ShrinivasKulkarni, assistant professor of as­tronomy, "Born Again Pulsars";John O. Ledyard, professor of eco­nomics and social sciences,"Methodology for Conflict Resolu­tion"; Henry A. Lester, professorof biology, "How the Brain Com­municates: A Molecular View";John H. Richards, professor of or­ganic chemistry, "Molecular Biol­ogy: No Longer Just BirdWatching."

Eleanor M. Searle, the Edieand Lew Wasserman Professor ofHistory, "Power-Building: Vikingsinto Normans"; Richard J. Terrile,planetary astronomy group super­visor, JPL, "Prospecting forPlanets: Searching for OtherWorlds"; David C. Van Essen,professor of biology and executiveofficer for neurobiology, "How theBrain Interprets What We See: ANeural Systems Approach"; PeterJ. Wyllie, professor of geology,"Two Years Behind a Dog Sledge:Geology on a Greenland Expe­dition."

In addition to the facultyresearchers, three SURF studentswill describe their summerresearch projects. They areRachael Clark who will talk on"Cranial Hemorrhage Detection;"Kin Ha, "Pork Barrel Approach toScience Funding;" and JeffreyTekanic, "Gene Regulation:Molecular Aspects."

Keeping with tradition, Presi­dent Everhart will welcome thealumni to Seminar Day and presentthe Distinguished Alumni Awards.This year there will be 4 peoplereceiving awards: Benoit B. Mand­lebrot, IBM fellow and creator offractal geometry; William R.Sears, professor in AE and ChE atthe University of Arizona andfounder of Cornell's GraduateSchool of Aeronautical Engineer­ing; Hung Chang Yin, DirectorEmeritus of the Institute of PlantPhysiology at the Chinese Acade­my of Sciences in Shanghai and aleading authority photosynthesis;and Robert W. Zwanzig, Distin­guished Professor of PhysicalScience at the University ofMaryland and pioneer in the fieldof nonequilibrium statisticalmechanics.

This year's general sessionspeaker will be Dr. James C.Fletcher, Head Administrator ofNASA, talking on "Space: TheChallenges and Opportunities ofthe Future." Dr. Fletcher receivedhis PhD in physics from Caltechand was a recipient of Caltech'sfirst Distinguished Alumni Awardin 1966.

please see SEMINAR, page 5

by Stephen LewCaltech will host this Saturday

the 51st Annual Alumni SeminarDay. Sponsored by the Alumni As­sociation and Caltech DevelopmentOffice, Seminar Day gives bothstudents and alums a chance to at­tend seminars covering the latestfindings of Caltech researchers.

In past years, Seminar Day hasincluded such a variety of talks onfascinating subjects that one semi­nar was bound to catch your in­terest. This year is no exception.This year there will be 13 seminarspresented by faculty researcher andpresentations made by 3 SURFStudents.

Speakers from the faculty whowill present seminars, and theirtopics, include: John D. Baldesch­wieler, professor of chemistry,"Cancer Diagnosis and Treatment:New Technology"; Paul E.Dimotakis, professor of aeronau­tics and applied physics, "Chemi­cally Reacting Flows Combustion";Jeff Dozier, senior research scien­tist, geology and planetology sec­tion, JPL, "Measuring SnowProperties from Satellite"; Ge­offrey C. Fox, professor of theo­retical physics, "Concurrent

Tracey Ollick and Christopher Chu rehearse on the piano for tonight's cham­ber music concert in Dabney Lounge at 8:00.

Alumni Seminar Day

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ity" to allow "sampling andenrichment in the sciences withoutoverloading."

The changes reflect this belief.However, because the changeswere presented only this week, theTech was unable to present all theinformation in full detail. Accord­ingly, only a fraction of thechanges are presented here sincemany of the changes require expla­nations describing both rationaleand the mechanics of the changes.As information becomes available,they will be reported.

dinner also being served on theOlive Walk, there's little reason notto attend this big gala event.

The live music begins at 4:30with a duo performing Jewish folksongs. They will sing both Yiddishand Hebrew tunes in their set.Scheduled next, are a group of In­dian performers who will play var­ious music accompanied by a sitarand a a tabla. If you are interestedin hearing what sitars and tablassound like before tonight, youmight want to listen to some oldBeatles songs written by GeorgeHarrison since he incorporatedthese instruments in many of hissongs.

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The Arabic group that performnext will not only play folk songsbut also the latest in Arabic pop.The group will also feature a bellydancer which will groove to themusic. The Arabic music set, ac­cording to the event producer Bas­sem Mora, promises to be loads offun and entertainment.

Seminar Day ScheduleBeckman Ramo Baxter LectureAuditorium Auditorium Hall 201 E. Bridge 153 Noyes 119 Kerekhoff

8:15a.m. REGISTRATION - Dabney Lounge

Session 1 How the Brain Forecasting Ground Prospecting for Power-Building: Chemically9:00a.m. Interprets What Motion: The Big Planets: Searching Vikings into Reacting Flows

We See: A Neural Shake for Other Worlds Normans Comhu~tion

Systems ApproachD. Van Essen H. Kanamori R.1Omle E. Searle P. Oimotakis.

Se!'lsion D Concurrent lWo Years Molecular Biology: Methodology for Born Again Mc~suTin~ Snow10:15 a.m. Supercomputers - Behind a Dog No Longer Just Conflict Pulsars Properties from

A Revolution in Sledge: Bird Watching Resolution SatelliteComputational GeologyonaSciencer Greenland

ExpeditionG. Fox P. Wyllie ,. Richards ,. udyard S. Kulkarni ,. Dozier

Session m PRESIDENT'S WELCOME AND DISTINGUISHED ALUMNI AWARDS - Beckman Auditorium11:15 a.m.

Session IV Power-Butiding: Cancer Dia~nosis How the Brain Chemically Mca~LIf'ngSnuw SURF Student12:00 p.m. Vikings into and Treatment: Communicates: A Reacting Flows Properties from Spe.kers

Normans New Technology Molecular View Combustion Satellite R. ClarkK.Ha

E. Searle ,. Baldesehwieler H. uster P. D1motakis ,. Dozier ,.1Okanic

t:l:4S·2..oo p.m. LUNCMEON - To be served on Olive Walk ncar the Athenaeum

Session V GENERAL SESSION - Dr. lames c. Fletcher - Beckman Auditorium2:15p.m.

Session VI Forecasting Ground Prospecting for How the Brain Methodology for Concurrent SURF Studcnt3:15p.m. Motion: The Big Planets: Searching Interprets What Conflict Supercomputers - Speakers

Shake for Other Worlds We See: A Neural Resolution A Revolution inSystems Approach Computational R. Clark

Science? K.HaH. Kanamon R.1Omle O. Van Essen ,. udyard G. Fox ,. ltkanie

Session vn Cancer Diagnosis How the Brain lWo Years Born Again Molecular Biology:4:15 p.m. and Treatment: Communicates: A Behind a Dog Pulsars No Longer lust

New "!eehnology Molecular View Sledge: Bird WatchingGeology on aGreenlandExpedition

,. Baldesehwieler H. uster P. Wyllie S. Kulkarni ,. Richards

Units for Graduation Max of 516 Max of 486Units Deemed Overloading 59 or more 55 or more*Computing Requirement Yes NoDrop Day Varies Wed., 8th week* 52 or more for freshmen.

Changes Affecting StudentsRequirement Old New

by the Ad Hoc Committee CoreCurriculum, chaired by SunneyChan who is presently Chairman ofthe F,aculty.

That committee, in its report,argued that the core curriculumneeded to change to allow students"to acquire a somewhat broaderscientific base, and that will makeintegrated learning and intuitivereasoning a somewhat greater com­ponent of the Caltech educationalexperience. "

To do this, it was argued, re­quired the introduction of "flexibil-

After the Arabic group, Chinesefolk songs can be heard, performedby a Chinese singing group. Thisis followed by an ensemble ofUCLA students playing Turkishsongs. All the music will be per­formed on a stage just outside thebookstore, where noon concertsare traditionally held.

VOLUME LXXXIX NUMBER 28

by Andrew HsuImagine being able to sample

food from all parts of the world andlisten to music native to variousethnic groups all without leavingthe confines of the Caltech Cam­pus. Now with a little help fromBassem Mora, fantasy has becomea reality as the firest Caltech Inter­national Day takes ·place today.

The activites begin at 4:30 andare schedueld to continue until8:30PM. These activities includelive music, free food, games,slides, videos and crafts from manycountries around the world. All ac­tivities and food are free with forany member of the Caltech or JPLcommunity and with normal board

by Eric FungMajor changes affecting gradu­

ation requirements and academicstandards for students have beenmade. The Undergraduate Stan­dards and Honors Committee(UASH) and the Ad Hoc Commit­tee on Undergraduate GraduationRequirements submitted theirproposals at the Faculty Boardmeeting, Monday, May 16.

Most importantly, the totalnumber of units required for gradu­ation will be reduced from a maxi­mum of 516 to 486 (see chart).

Some of the changes made werebased on recommendations made

Safety Firstby Lynn Hildemann

According to Hall Daley inCaltech's Public Relations Office,the Pasadena Police Departmenthas identified CaliforniaBoulevard, between rougWy Cata­lina and Hill as a stretch of roadwith a much higher than averageaccident rate.

To reduce speeding, the PoliceDepartment plans to set up their au­tomated photoradar device alongthat stretch of road to photographspeeders. Initially, plans are toonly mail warnings to violators, butlater on, tickets will be issued.

In addition, a second automat­ed monitoring device will be usedto catch cars thai run red lights.This device will not be used to is~

sue tickets, but violators willreceive warning notices.

The police department hopesthat these measures will act as a de­terrent to those who habituallyspeed along California Boulevard,and thereby reduce the accidentrate in the area.

* * * *Users of automated tellers in

the Pasadena area should exercisegood judgement and caution inwithdrawing money. Automatedtellers have become popular "hang­out" areas for would-be robbersduring off hours. According toMerry Keith in Caltech's SecurityOffice, police reports received byher office show that tellers near thecorner of Lake and Colorado havebeen the target for two robberiesrecently. One occurred about 10:30at night, and the other at about 6:30in the morning.

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Volume LXXXIX • Number 2820 May 1988

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One can recall a time in history,in the 1940's, at a place a bit likeCaltech. Los Alamos, I believe,was the name. Scientists, busily,intensely, frantically working, lear­ning. Discovering a whole new andamazing and majestic field. Apply­ing concepts they had only dream­ed about. Walking through Eins­tein's high and silent mountains.Working in the name of science,working without thinking about theresults of their labors. Conse­quences?What C'Onsfl(}Uences? Allwe see is brick.

Last week, the Tech incorrectlygave a photo by-line to TeresaGriffie, when indeed the photo wastaken by Alex Athanasopoulos. Thephoto is the one on the top right,page 9.

Yet the very characteristic ofCaltech that enables such ac­complishments at the same timeisolates us from the world of "non­science". That great wall, althoughimpressively and powerfully built,although creating a very productiveatmosphere, inhibits us from peer­ing over it into the world beyond.

And so, other aspects oflife aremissed in the concentration ofscience. Where is art, andliterature? And what about thegreat philosophers and thinkers-­thinkers of ideas other thantechnology. And there is still moreto life: lying on a sun-warmedbeach, riding a bicycle down asteep hill, eating bizarre foods, get­ting to know people and culturesand beliefs and ideas.

That great wall keeps much ofthis out, yet the issues that are ad­dressed within inevitably have far­reaching and long-lasting effects onnot just the scientific communityand the advancement oftechnology, but society-at-Iarge.

Behind the wall, science iseverything. Consequences do notexist. The real world we see on thenews and in the papers is far away.Concepts of world problems-­poverty, war, pollution--allbecome reduced to technologicalterms, and have little meaningotherwise, as they lie beyond thesafe, secure wall.

2. Thou shalt deny the value ofany social or political cause whichdoes not achieve its goal. Freelyexchanged ideas are useless, freethought results in nothing, and freespeech is only worthwhile if it'sabout science and over pizza.

3. Thou shalt shun those whostrive for social justice and not forfame. If thou can't remember theirnames, then what good are theirideas?

4. Thou shalt extol the virtuesof Steve Wozniak, a man who haslost millions putting on rock con­certs so that people will know hisname.

5. Thou shalt compare Apples(computers) to oranges and any ef­forts toward social change.

6. Thou shalt not respect effortsfor social change because J. R.Freeman discovered from the backalleys twenty years ago that theseefforts have since "mattered all butnaught," (1. R. 1:24) and this ob­viously still holds true.

Follow these tenets and thoushalt shave the enlightenment of J .R. Freeman. Thou shalt come toknow the shell of his "Faith" andwill be welcome to hide therein.

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It seems that Freeman thinksthat science and technology are theonly aspects of life of any impor­tance. This narrow-minded viewexcludes the reality that these fieldsare just part of the gargantuan ar­ray of important and difficultchallenges taken on by human be­ings. Science has its place in therest of society, and without thenon-scientific majority of civiliza­tion, science is an empty pursuit.

-Josh Kurutz

To the Editors:Oh ye of little "Faith" (Tech

5/13) rejoice! Unto us has come asaviour to free us from our ownconsciences. Slaves of science befree, be self-righteous, and be J. R.Freeman. In the back alleys ofBer­keley is born a truth which no manor woman can deny. Merely obeythe tenets of Freeman's "Faith" andthou shalt be free:

1. Thou shalt condemn all thosewho work for social change, be­cause they are all "bent on modify­ing civilization to suit themselves."(1.R. 1:7)

FRIDAY 20 MAY 1988

By Chandra TuckerHere at Caltech, we are sur­

rounded on all sides by a fortifica­tion of science and technology. Allthat we do here is in some way af­fected by or based on this greatwall of science.

In some ways this technologicalconfinement is wonderful. Tech isa close, intense community ofthought. Imagine thousands ofbrilliant minds all concentrated inone place, all concentrating onscience--without many of thedistractions of society at large. Aresearcher can just concentrate onpure research, forgetting all else inhis search for knowledge anddiscovery.

It is here that, as Einstein said,a man "escapes from his noisy,cramped surroundings into thesilence of the high mountainswhere the eye ranges freelythrough the still pure air and fond­ly traces out the restful contoursapparently built for eternity."

This is Tech: an institution hav­ing close to 20 Nobel Laureates,considered to have some of the topdepartments in the nation, perhapseven the world. In mathematicalterms, Tech equals science. Itwould take ages to go through allthe technological advancementsthat have sprung from Caltechfaculty, or mention all the Techgraduates who have gone on toscientific fame.

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tion. Issuesof civil rights, women'sequality, and ecological destruc­tion, to name a few, were thrustupon an American public thatpreferred to remain blind to socialinjustices. Because of the efforts ofnameless people, racial and sexdiscrimination is illegal, corpora­tions that degrade or pollute the en­vironment are taken to court andheld responsible for their actions,and women can legally obtain abor­tions. (Regardless of people'sstrongly polar opinions on thispractice, its legalization is regard­ed as a milestone in the fight forwomen's rights).

I doubt that the concerns ex­pressed by Freeman and his pizza­eaters could possibly compare inimportance to the issues tackled bythe students whose freedom ofspeech was suppressed with teargas.

Freeman claimed that thosehanding him handbills were, "benton modifying civilization to suitthemselves." Most of them, I con­tend, were far more interested inbettering conditions for their fellowcitizens, as can be seen from theexamples presented above. Isuspect these people had much lessselfish interests than Freeman's

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Freeman, who claimed in his let­ter last week that little came fromthe efforts of the activists of the1960's. Their contributions hadenormous impact on the events ofthe day and the quality of life in thiscountry. Freeman's faith thatminimizes the lasting effects ofthese events is dangerous al}dshould be discarded rather thankept.

The names of the people whoshouted, "Make love, not war!"may not be remembered, but theiroutcry constituted the drive to endthe Vietnam war. Freeman thinksthat Steve Wozniak made signifi­cant contributions to his fellow manby starting his computer company.When put in a less introvertedperspective, however, ending thewar had far more historicalsignificance than advancingmicrocomputer technology a cou­ple of years.

Freeman failed to recognizethat activists of the '60's areremembered in the laws of this na-

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Chamber Music Concert

ber of sections, consIstmg of aprelude, an allemande, a courante,a saraband, either two menuets,bourrees, or gavottes, and endingwith a gigue. These particularpieces provide a special challenge,in that they are performed com­pletely unaccompanied. For thesame reason, however, Yo-Yo Mawas able to provide a performanceentirely his own. The suites arealso technically challenging. In ad­dition to the high technical exper­tise required, suites 5 and 6 alsohold additional challenges. In suite5, the highest string on the cellomust be tuned down from the stan­dard A to a G. This tuning, knownas scordatura, was' common inBach's time for at least the violin,and gave the player the advantageof certain chords which wouldotherwise be difficult or impracti­cal. In suite 6, an extra E stringwas added above the A string,which not only makes the suitetechnically harder, but presentscertain interpretative problems aswell. However, on the modem cel­lo, which does not easily accom­modate an added string, theperformer must compensate withhigh positioning on the A string.

Yo-Yo Ma was born in Paris,and began studying the cello at agefour. Later, he continued hisstudies at Juillard, and graduatedfrom Harvard University. He hasplayed in a string quartet withGidon Kremer, Kim Kashkashianand Daniel Phillips. The four haveplease see YO-YO MA, page 4

FRIDAY 20 MAY 19883

by Eugene LitIn his performance of Bach's six

suites at the Ambassador Audito­rium last weekend, Y0-Y0 Maonce again proved his standing asone of the world's foremost cellists.Mr. Ma performed suites Nos. 1,5 and 3 on Saturday, and per­formed the remaining suites on thefollowing evening. Although hisinterpretation of the suites was veryorthodox, Yo-Yo Ma's distinctiveintensity and concentration madethis performance unique neverthe­less. It was a privilege and a delightto listen to his flawless perfor­mance. Although I only attendedthe Saturday performance, I amconfident that the Sunday concertwas of equal caliber.

Unfortunately, the acoustics ofthe Ambassador Auditorium, wereperhaps not as flawless. Althoughthey were fine from my seat,another member of the audiencereported that the seats near the backof the hall were plagued with ex­traneous sounds from the outside,as well as poor sound projection.Outside of this, there were addi­tional problems with the electricalsystem, including a variance in theauditorium lighting during Mr.Ma's performance, and also an an­noying high-pitched drone duringthe first half of the performance.During the second half, however,these problems were eliminated.

The six suites were apparentlywritten by Bach for Christian Bern­hard Linigke. As the name implies,each suite is composed of a num-

Yo-Yo Ma, one of the world's premiere celloist, performed at the AmbassadorAuditorium last weekend.

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The Francophile Club of Caltechhas been presenting a series ofFrench Films on Thursday at 8 PM

in Baxter Lecture Hall. Admissionis free to the Caltech and JPL com­munity. All films have Englishsubtitles. This week's film is TheWoman Next Door, a film by Fran­c;:ois Truffant. For more informa­tion, call Josette Banroques at ext.3762.

and 1965 and the work waspremiered at the Aldebugh Festivalon June 19, 1965. Ms. Ollick andMr. Chu are scheduled to play theVariations in its entirety.

Also on tonight's program isMozart's Quintet in E-jlat Major,K452. A group comprised of 4 un­dergraduates and Delores Bing willperform the second and thirdmovements of this historicallywell-received composition.

The quintet, which was origi­nally written for woodwinds andpiano, will be played by strings andpiano this evening. Mozart wrotethis quintet in March of 1784 andduring that month Mozart also per­formed 20 concerts and composedtwo piano concertos! Quite a bit ofwork even for a musical genius.This quintet was very well receivedat its premiere in 1784. Mozartlater wrote a letter to his father stat­ing, "I composed two grand con­certos and then a quintet, whichreceived enthusiastic applause. Imyself consider it to be the bestwork that I have ever written... "

In addition to the works by Brit­ten and Mozart, the other piecesthat are scheduled for performanceare Trio in A minor, Op 114 byBrahms, Trio in G minor, Op 63by von Weber, and Trio(1926) byPoulenc. The trios, while lackingmore interesting names and back­ground stories like the first twopieces, promise to be musically in­teresting and varied according toDawn Sumner, a member of thevon Weber trio.

Music, especially chambermusic, was never meant to be aselfish art form. Although the per­formers have the main role byplaying the music, the audience isequally important because musicmust be shared if it is to be per­formed correctly. The audience isnot just a group of people that arelistening to a performance but agroup of people that are actually in­volved in the performance.

Become involved in Caltech'schamber music program by attend­ing tonight's concert at DabneyHall at 8:00. It's an easy and inex­pensive way to listen to and partic­ipate in some great music.

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The most interesting piecescheduled for tonight is the Gemi­ni Variations by Benjamin Britten.What makes the composition un­usual is that the performers, TraceyOllick and Christopher Chu will al­ternate between playing piano andtheir other instrument- flute forTracey and violin for Chris duringthe course of the variations.

The 14 different variations thatcomprise the Gemini Variationswere written by Britten for ZolHmand Gabor Jeney, two twelve yearold twins that were the sons of oneof Budapest's most distinguishedflute players. As Britten wrote,"... they approached me and charm­ingly, if not forcefully, asked meto write them a work. Though Iclaimed that I was too busy, myrefusal was brushed aside..." Brit­ten wrote the work between 1964

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Tonight's concert will feature16 performers which range fromfreshmen to post-docs and a staffmember. What's more, DeloresBing, the chamber music instruc­tor at Caltech, will perform at theconcert. With such a wide range ofperformers and instrumentation,the chamber music groups will playpieces not normally heard at stan­dard chamber music concerts.

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For only $1.50, the 19th Inter­national Tournee of Animation atBaxter is an opportunity that cannot be passed up. Show times willbe 7:30 and 1O:00PM on Monday,May 23 and Wednesday, May 25.

in computer animation as a resultof its portrayal of the emotions ofan aging piano player.

The range of unusual motifsand devices employed by the artistsleave us marveling at the imagina­tion and eccentricity of the miridsthat created them. In the Britishshort, Skywhales, the inhabitants ofa distant planet hunt flying whalesin pedal propelled flying boats andenact one of the shortest epics onewill ever see. Some of the shortsare worth seeing fBf tbfir uniqueconcepts alone. For installce Jump­ing gives us a tour of the worldthrough a series of higher andhigher jumps. Anijam shows whathappens when twenty-two anima­tors have a jam session, each onecreating a scene having only seenthe final frame from the previousartist.

The Womep's Glee Club,directed by Monica Hubbard, willnot only sing, but they will dance,too, to a medley of songs from thetwenties, some of which should befamiliar even to those of us who didnot live during the twenties.

The Glee Clubs will also per­form as one group, singing a med­ley of songs from the musical LesMiserables and concluding theevening with the traditional Salva­tion is Created and the AlmaMater.

With one ticket you get tradi­tion, fine music (from spirituals toopera, both serious and fun), andan enjoyable evening. If you havenot gotten a ticket yet, be sure topurchase one for yourself and onefor a friend from any member ofthe Caltech glee clubs or throughthe Caltech Ticket Office. Remem­ber, next year you could save themoney for the cost of the tickets bysinging in, rather than listening to,the Spring Concert.

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The Men's Glee Club, directedby Don Caldwell, will be singingselections from Carl Orffs Carmi­na Burana, accompanied by agood-sized collection of horns , pi­anos, and what-have-you, as wellas a variety of other pieces, someserious and some not-so-serious.

The Chamber Singers, alsodirected by Don Caldwell, will fea­ture Clement Janequin's Le Chantdes Oiseaux.

by Ray Bambaand Dawn Sumner

The Festivals of Animationshown each year at P.C.C. havebecome recognized here on campusas opportunities for evenings ofgreat entertainment. Monday andWednesday, Cinematech is bring­ing the 19th Intemational TourneeofAnimation (1985) to Baxter Lec­ture hall.

For those who have not beenclued in, these are not your ordi­nary Saturday morning cartoons.Every one of the twenty short filmsis a masterful example of the art ofanimation. The collection is com­posed of award winning shortsfrom nine different countries. Inaddition to having films made withthe familiar techniques of paintingand drawing, the Toumee also in­cludes impressive works in clay­mation and computer animation. Infact, one of the most hilarious fiveminutes of the evening comes aswe watch a clay woman preparingsoup in a mm from Hungary calledLuncheon. Tony de Peltrie, a Cana­dian short, has become a landmark

by Carmen ShepardThis Saturday evening at eight

o'clock in Beckman Auditorium theCaltech Glee Clubs will presenttheir Spring Concert. Unlike theDecember concerts in DabneyLounge, there are plenty of seatsavailable, so if you have not got­ten your ticket yet, it is probablynot too late to get one. Both GleeClubs and the Chamber Singerswill perform, as well as both themen's and women's barbershopquartets.

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breakfast of eggs and bacon. Or.even using the men's room in apublic building.

In Australia, Mick uses hisknowledge of the Outback and a bitof street smarts to provide evenmore entertainment. Since Ricoand his boys are tracking Mick andSue, Mick sets some traps forthem. The best one (in my opinion)is the one that uses Sue's bra as thebait.

What made the original moviea success was its ability to makefun of life. Mick was perfect to dothis: he was someone with a dif­ferent perspective. Fortunately thisis preserved in the sequel. But whatmakes this movie triumph over theoriginal Crocodile Dundee is thatit goes beyond the Austrailiannovelty of the first movie by addinga genuine story.

Ifyou do go and see this movie,be sure to stay for the credits.You'll get a laugh out of the namesof characters like Mohawk Punk,and Toilet Citizen. The music byPeter Best is also worth the wait.

Crocodile Dundee II opens to­day at a theater near you. Don'tworry about missing it, fm sure itllbe around for most of the summer.

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The Ambassador auditorium islocated on 300 West Green Streetnear the Pasadena Plaza. The au­ditorium regularly features some ofthe top names in classical musi­cians such as Yo-Yo Ma. The nextevent at the auditorium is the Na­tional Ballet of Canada. The balletwill be at the Ambassador fromMay 30 to June 5 and their sevenappearances will include perfor­mances of Tchiakovsky's Onegin,Balanchine's Four Temperaments,and Tetley's Alice.

in New York living one of those"happily-ever-after" endings. Thisonly lasts for a short time as oneof Sue's ex-Tarzan-boyfriends un­wittingly launches Mick and Sueinto yet another adventure involv­ing murder, drugs and romance.

The plot resembles a typicaladventure movie. Rico, an interna­tional drug dealer, is photograph­ed committing a murder by Sue'sex who sends the film to Sue inNew York. Rico tracks it down andkidnapps Sue. In typical cowboyfashion, Mick comes to the rescueand helps Sue escape. Unfortunat­ly, Rico wants his revenge, so theMick takes Sue back to Australiafor protection. There, Mick, Sue,and Rico have a final confronta­tion: this time in Mick's backyard.

111 try not to spoil the movie foryou, but the funniest moments inthe movie are the gags that areplayed. After seeing the movie,perfume and cologne will never bethe same. Nor will a simple

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by Stephen LewGoing to the movies today isn't

the same as it used to be. It seemsas if every summer, Hollywoodproducers decide that everythingwas so great last summer that theyshould do it all over again (Rocky,Friday the 13th, et al).

Before I went to see CrocodileDundee II, I was skeptical. Couldthe sequel of a movie could be bet­ter than the original? After seeingCrocodile II, I think so.

For those of you who missedthe original movie (always a dangerwith sequels), it features Mick"Crocodile" Dundee (played byPaul Hogan) and Sue Charlton(played by Linda Kozlowski). Inthe movie Mick, a modern"cowboy" of Autstralian outback,and Sue, your stereo-typicalnewspaper reporter from NewYork, meet, fall in love, and havean adventure.

Crocodile Dundee II takes offwhere the last movie leaves off. Atthe start of the movie, they are back

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recently released an album ofSchubert Quartets. In addition, heregularly performs with EmanuelAx, and the two have made manyrecordings together, including thecomplete Beethoven and BrahmsCello Sonatas.

With Issac Stem, Mr. Ma hasrecorded the Brahms Double Con­certo with the Chicago Symphonyand the Brahms Piano Quartet withEmanuel Ax and Haime Laredo.Recent performances include ap­pearances with the Boston Sym­phony and chamber ensembles atthe Tanglewood Festival, and ap­pearances with the PhiladelphiaOrchestra at Saratoga PerformingArts Center. His 1987-1988 seasonincluded a tour to the Far East thethe United States with Isaac Sternand Emanuel Ax, and plans for atour of U.S.S.R.

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Man allow him to show anotherside: a skillful showman, who'sonly dumb in the sense that hemimes this role. It's good to seemore of his talents exposed withinthe Smothers Brothers setting.

Tom's most famous complaint- "Mom always liked you best"­was not in evidence and perhapshas been retired forever (thebrothers' mother passed away earli­er this year). But the ability of theSmothers Brothers to play endlessvariations on their sibling ribaldrykeeps their show fresh andexciting.

play. These are just a few of themany special programs duringSeminar Day.

Don't worry if two lectures youwant to attend are at the same time;a few of the lectures are giventwice so as many people as possi­blecan be accommodated.

Alumni will be able to attend awine and cheese reception withPresident and Mrs. Everhart in thegarden of the Alumni House, anddinner in the Athenaeum. TheCaltech Glee Club will end-out theday with a home concert at 8pm inBeckman Auditorium.

by Gavin ClaypoolIt really happens. Your horse

comes in. The Nobel committeewakes you up early one Octobermom. A show you booked a yearago with name performers is nowa show with NAME performers.

Tom and Dick Smothersbrought their stage show to acrowded Beckman Auditorium lastFriday, riding on the wave of theirrecent triumphant return to net­work television. Backed by theMike Preddy Trio, their songs­interrupted-by-comedy routines,often familiar to their fans andviewers, were warmly received.

In his nod to the concert locale,Dick mentioned that the brothershad grown up in Altadena, not farfrom Caltech. Rhetorically, heasked Tom to think about "howmuch advancement in science andtechnology has happened here [atCaltech]." Tom responded(hypothetically), "About 137,000metric tons."

In an excellent piece of musicaltransposition and one-upmanship,Tom and Mike Preddy performed

In addition to the regular ses­sions, there will be several specialprograms and exhibits featuredthroughout the day. In the syncho­tron Room, Ed Felten, and SteveOtto will be demonstrating a com­puter chess program on a hyper­cube. JPL will have a SpaceExhibit in Millikan Board Room.The Mineral and Gem Collectionin Arms Laboratory will be on dis-

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horizon, we pulled up to the majes­tically sihouetted Athenaum. Mycompanion looked simply beautifulin a peacock-and-Iace dress ele­gantly reminiscent of a Southernbelle's. I, of couse, sported a per­fectly matched tie and cumberbundwith a traditionally tailed tuxedo.As I escorted my lady from the au­tomobile, I could not help but no­tice that the campus around me hadnever looked so dreamlike orromantic.

Once inside the Athenaum wewere greeted by the many perfect­1y dressed ladies and gentlemenwho would share this special even­ing with us. We occasioned uponsome white Zinfandel, had photo­graphs taken, then left, glasses inhand, for a romantic stroll downthe Olive Walk.. ..

We returned in time for thetruly delicious prime rib dinner,with onion soup and all the ac­coutrements, served in the Athena­urn's grandest style. Theatmosphere was elegantly formalyet romantic, like a Rennaisancepainting, the dim lights and highwooden walls of the room givingme the impression of being in anold French chateau. Conversationduring the meal was pleasant andentertaining, and the Chardonaiswas execellent. After the sumptousmeal, we were treated to the finemusical talents of the band Scan­dal, who delved into current hitsand older favorites as well. Wedanced until we dropped- and ofcourse, the slow dances were thebest.

My lady and I took a few moreromantic strolls through campus,and I shared with her my favoritehiding place, where we rested andshared each other's company by thelight of the stars. Soon, we madeour exit in order to escape to thebeach and share some sips of ourprivate champagne against thesound of the night surf. All in all,an excellent Formal, 1988.

-Hower

Fleming: For this weeks insnide world we present Fleming's version ofthe Totem: The Floatem

please see INSIDE WORLD, page 9

- Random Frosh GirlAnd now to our sports desk, with an in depth report on the local bonanza

of athletic prowess .... "Marty?""Yeah! So we played Phlegm, I mean Fleming hier aprez-midi. Yeah! We

were all over 'em. We snuffed 4 oftheir 6 extra point attempts, and they didn'tstop any of our 0 attempts, despite da Peach's (names have been randomlydefaced to exploit the guilty) handoffs to Daniels, and some amazing fakesby our blocking line. But at least I got to fondle Burleigh's buttox once whilehe still had his ball in hand.

That just about covers this week's sports rap.Back to you, dude.""Thanx, Marty. This concludes our Blacker Inside Werld extravaganza.

You can go home now.""No, really, take off!"May Leep-man be with you.

Dabney: The Dabney House Alphabet RhymeA is for AI, a hero to some.B is for bricks, all covered with scum.C is the crap all over the wall.D is for Donald, wailing on Paul.E is for Rahul, nine times out of ten.F is for Kevin, again and again.G is the gunk in Charlottes hair, andH are the hormones, which make old Dirk care.

Y is Stan's face the pits?Z is for zits.

I am the greatest in the whole house.J is for Jai alai and Jon Hamkins, that louse.K is for Ko, a future house who.L is for Lowenbrau, a wonderful brew.M is for Mittman, a "demon from hell".N is for Nutty and old Kenny Bell.o is for Oscar "EI Gordo" Duran, andP is for purchasing drugs from Dan.

Q is for quiet, but we are not Rudds.R is for rabid, like Trusty and Spuds.S is for Saturday nights at the bar.T is for Traveling very, very far.U is for Umrninger, and all of his drugs.V is for Vito and all of his thugs.W is the weasel who likes cutting throats, andX is for Xeroxing Jim Bob's 108 notes.

"Frantic. Running. Away.Brad!JAMES!!(frosh?)"(A tale in one part)

-Da Pope

Sermon 0' the WeekA bicycle rides!kniPnataS nataS nataS!Under the bulging stream, cabinetFalls through the spherical pizza, no,That doesn't make sense,Tsetse flies. Swimming in a vatChili of. .Once when why because.

Frosh are Lame.Undeniably So.Can't they do Anything Right?Kill the Seniors

*****************************************************************Brain Damage is a Fag.Undeniable So.No one can Deny this Truth.Death to the SeniorsAll of them.

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It was one ofthose days. Three and a half hours of grueling chem lab later,I was looking forward to a relaxing afternoon in my room. As I recline in myskybed boudoir, the image of my TA asking for last term's lab note book slowlyfades to soft oozing pizza...Suddenly, my room explodes into a phantasy phrenzyof scintillating neon. Oh no! Did I say oozing? ...

A knock on the door. "Hi Anna!" AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!Soft blue light emanates from the fissures in the door. Do I make a break

for it? Or hyperspace out? Strange music pervades the background. I knewwhat I had to do. "Twin Sister!!!!!!!" The blue glow ebbs, drowned beneaththe pounding of feet. Ack! ROOM PICK! I had to make a break for it. I stealthilyscampered across the house, ducking into cabinets and empty trash bins, evadingthe wandering eyes of a dozen googly frosh. Oh no! A Brad! He's seen me.AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! Leep-Iaser! Leep-Iaser! Inactive.

Whew! That was close. Better get away. I whistled through Cannes, sloshedthrough Pub, trudged through the Swamp, ducking frantically into a room fullof nerd machines. On one glowing terminal, I saw my life being played outby Dr. Death. His fingertips dancing magically on the keyboard, a sly smirketched into his thin visage.

"Dave! Dave! What can I do?" I shouted spaztically as a thousand tech­nicolor James's converged on glowing "A".

"Get a clue, you stupid frosh. Drop a glom-bomb."The screams of a James and a Brad fizzling into a slimy pool of molten

glom lightened my heart. The worst was over.Yet somehow I knew, the game would never end.A knock on the door. "Hi Tanya!" . , .

This week's inside World was brought to you by:Blacker: Chris HurwitzDabney: Brian LemmoffFleming: Kent Nordstrom and Pierce WetterLloyd: Paul SocolowPage: Dean WilberRicketts: Su-Lin WuRuddock: Betsy Andrews, Wayne Leukens, Munir Bhatti

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All forward!To victory!

Danger awaits usAt every turn.Be wary of theNefarious ones whoEvilly seek to destroyYou.

Three for one night!Here in the dining room,Everyone gets wet!

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Death to the seniors.All of them.None shall escape our righteous wrath,In a blaze of cheese-grated glory.Excruciating torture!Let them all be flayed alive.So be their torment.

Soggy bozosEverywhere!Now there isIce falling from aboveOn to the lame seniors.Revel in their destruction!Soon, they will be dead. -NeanderFlem & Young Fansome

Lloyd: Well, the results from Lloyd roompick are in:In the once kick-ass alley of Inferno, the combination of President Dave

and VCC Gil has scared away everyone but the luckless combination of EricKassan and Scott Harris who were locked in because of their position as laston-campus pick. Have fun with all those frosh, Gil.

The alley of Tropically has maintained its stature as geekbox central, despitethe departure ofthree critical seniors, by gaining Curt (the Nazi) Hagenlocheras VCC and by luring Dave (Aphid) Townsend away from Inferno and pick­ing up frosh prospect Mike (Kazor) Rozak.

With Craig (Digby) Sosin as VCC, Valhalla could not help but be a popu­lar alley. Top frosh pick Steve (Yuppie Geek) McLaughlin and his roommateNate (Nathan) Hieter moved there so they "could be close enough to showerthe President, but far enough to avoid his music." The unusual combo of Matt(Killer) Maloney and Raif Majeed cited similar reasons for their pick into thealley. In a surprise move both Bassem (Headbanger) Mora and Tom (Zoomie)Bewley moved way, way off campus, giving service to the house as the reason.

The women of Lloyd couldn't get far enough away from Headquarters nowthat Jack L. Prater is VCC. The paranoia even extended to the normally fear­less Juniors of the alley as they packed their bags for the nearest off-campusalley they could find (namely, Corona). Sean Johnston and roommate DimitriKirill threw caution to the wind and decided to brave the reign of Prater, asdid the pair of Brendon (Mantis) Lasell and Ben (Moose) Funk, who are pos­sibly the only people in Lloyd capable of keeping the Prater boy in check.

Kaos became the alley for sports information with Larry (The Commis­sioner) AhIe as VCC, attracting the Hillman, Rob (Redbird) Grothe, John(the Belcher) Haba, and Doug E. Frosh. In a surprise move, the oriental she­devils Janet (anti-Earl) Lai and Anita (Beelzebub) Lee, moved to the alley to"continue their war on the Negro race".

With the incompetent duo of Karen (VCC) Oegema and Alecia (one arminversion) Chen rooming together, Virgin Islands promises to be the funniestalley in Lloyd. The arrival of Tara (sit down!) Kirby and Carol (Big Bird)Mullenax will only add to the mirth and ridicule. John (the ideal) Gass andMyron (Keeper of the gateway of Kazor) Ahn moved to the alley so, as myinformant's tell me, they can continue their bizarre genetic experiments.

Finally, the alley of the Cave of Fingal. With me (Mr. Cartilage) as VCCand the Storm as my roommate, Fingal's promises to be the happening alley.This initial placement has caused an influx of the best frosh in Lloyd: Ian (fun­ny hair) Dutton, Chris (flaming liberal) Myers, Stephanie (Rag Doll) Shors,Yip, Jeff Hagen, and Doug Peterson. When questioned about his having tworooms, Doug mumbled something about bonus roommate action.

- The Saviorplease see INSIDE WORLD, page 10

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ever before; Steve Harkness, afreshman who frequently was ourbest in the throwing events; and.Dave Amezcua, who was just be­hind Harkness.

The women's track team wasthe best in several years. The teambroke many records, including get­ting their first conference win ever.Members of the team, were LizWarner, Bibi Jentoft-Nelsen, Gol­da Bernstein, Kitt Hodsden, Mar­gi Pollack, Dee "'Moljfjson, andChristina Garden, none of whomare seniors.

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highest place of any Techer. JuniorSean Hillyard, won the most im­proved award for his fast times inthe 400m.

Freshman Liz Warner, theCaltech record holder in the 200m,100 hurdles, long jump, and triplejump, was awarded for her effortsin multiple events.

Freshman pole vaulter Ray Sid­ney scored the most points in theconference dual meets of any Tech­er, competing in such varied eventsas the 100m, 110 hurdles, 400 hur­dles, long jump, and triple jump,as well as his favorite the polevault, over which he now clearstwelve and a half feet.

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There are some changes in thisyears Sports Day. According toBob Oliver, the MOSH, the datehas been changed to coincide withalumni weekend to induce morealumni to attend. The change hasworked, too. Seventy-five alumniare planning to show up, an all­time record.

Instead of a lunch this year,there will be a brunch. The changewas made, "to get the alumni tostay over" from seminar day, ex­plained Oliver. The brunch will lastuntillPM, and fruit and soft drinkswill be available all day. Entertain­ment will be provided by theCaltech Jazz Band from 1O:30AMto 12:30PM.

The sporting events aredesigned for anybody interested,especially non-athletes who aren'tinvolved in varsity sports atCaltech. Faculty, alumni, as wellas students can participate. Theevents include soccer, softball, ul­timate frisbee, triathlon, polyath­Ion, volleyball, basketball, waterpolo, and tennis. Sports Day willculminate in a tug-of-war match,which will be held after the otherevents have finished.

The triathlon includes swim-

by Alex AthanasopoulosTrack season ended at Tech like

every other sport, without bells orwhistles. At the awards banquetlast Sunday, coach Jim O'Brien,proud of his team as always,awarded the athletes for theirefforts.

Senior John Gehring, a crosscountry and track runner for all ofhis four undergraduate years, wasnominated the Caltech athlete ofthe year. He also received theGoldsworthy trophy as the besttrack member in ability, leader­ship, and sportsmanship. It was thethird year in a row Gehring haswon this trophy.

Senior Joe Shiang was award­ed for his efforts as the best new­comer. Joe speciallized in the800m, placing fourth in the confer­ence finals at Occidental, the

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Ricketts: Warning! This Inside World is dull, random and boring. I don'tcare. Read at your own risk.

Ru(bpy)! FulfIll your potential and enjoy the light! 22 Gates makes ice cubesout of frosh brains.

People looking at the Ath Friday night saw the strange sight of Brian danc­ing with a hot babe in a slick black dress. They danced in the moonlight, thenthe mysterious lady vanished! Well, what has Brian been up to? Everyone whowent to the Formal was treated to prime rib, a souffle and a taste of Gaby'sdaring new dress. When Gaby made her entrance, a chorus of "ooooh"'s wereheard. It's perfectly true!

Everyone enjoy Ditch Day? Ditch Day was extra yummy delicious. Amongthe heroic actions I heard about: Charles Cook single handedly dropped fiveyears of classes; Drew, Eric and company wore heavy leather armor in 100degree heat to tear into a car (they were saved from exhaustion by Dave Lee'sbribe); Josh and his intrepid company sailed the seas in the good ship Daihat­su; and the one I appreciate the most, George, Gaylon and pals killed WesleyCrusher. (Yea! Yea!)

Last weekend was BDR. It was a fantastic fun-fIlled party with lots of musicand good food. (Translation: I haven't the slightest idea what went on. Sorry.)

Also discovered this weekend--- Masculinity can be measured by body hairsper square inch. This was found to apply especially well to Jerry and Cookie,but Samer flatly contradicted the hypothesis.

Room picks are over. In a fiendish plot uncovered by our courageous lead­er Tom late Thursday, it was found that Charles Budney had been killing offprefrosh to make room in the house for his favorite frosh, Kitt. Kitt, unawareof this great favor bought a house (5 bedroom) with money she made last sum­mer, and peopled it with Tom, Cookie, and herself. She calls it Target House.Other tidbits about room picks. My fall room pick may look like the smallestroom in Cherry, but it has a transdimensional gate under the sink (Don't tellCorbet). I used it, when Corbet wasn't looking, to go to Maryland a lot thislast week. So to all you who got rooms three times as large as mine, hal

Welcome Doug Evans! Did you know that Sam Weaver gets a percentageof the dues of everyone he convinces to be a scurve? It's perfectly true. Andwelcome Chandra! My rotation roommate has finally come to her senses.

This summer Drew is going to be teaching physics to high school students.Imagine being a SSSSP high schooler and going to class at nine in the morningand seeing this hairy thing (you know how Drew looks in the morning; allhair, no brain.) trying to teach young impressionable boys and GIRLS (Thecute ones are too young for even you, Drew, and a lot smarter). I think theywill all get a sudden yen for biology.

Happy Birthday Samer! Folks, he is now sixteen.Two more weeks! Hang in there, people.

- The HAPPY HAPPY Pip-Squeek

Even More Inside Worldfrom page 9Page: Please excuse the lack of Inside World's from Page in the past fewweeks. I was involving myself in a mind control experiment currently under­way in Compu-Hell. (Zdrastvuiy, tovarisch.)

Sports in Page House:Page: 124Ricketts t Dabney + Fleming. 15(You get the idea.)Page MVP of the Week- Mike Salisbury (3 run HR, unassisted DP)The following verse was unfortunately omitted from the ASCIT literary-

art supplement, the Totem, so feel free to clip it out of this paper and stickit to page thirty-one where it belongs.

A short poem on taking a shower with forty-seven other guys, mostof whom are wearing red shirts with little white "F"s on them.

My head is squooshed against the carpet,my face is wedged in someone's armpit.(His breath smells like a dog that's dead.)My knee is wrapped around my head.My back against the doorframe crunched,I fight the ur.ge to toss my lunch.I find myself already thinkingwhile the hall of sweat is stinkingthat this IS not a proof of virilityas much as a sign of early senility.

Ruddock: HiI want to party ...Congratulations, DR. ED, Ruddock's very own monster of Biology!Last Sunday was Ruddock House Sports Day/Olympiad. Either you're a

senior or you lost. Wayne's happy 'cuz he got his way. Well, it doesn't reallymatter what Wayne's wants any more cause he's graduating but looking to thefuture perhaps we could share with you:

Our Predictions for the Class of '88 inthe next 10 years.Rich Arrieta-Selling used cars in Peoria; held up, shot and killedHungse Cha-Well, he was a prof at a small eastern college but was kickedout for changing grades for sexual favors and strangled by a pregnant coedLloyd Cha-Kidnapped by aliens, mindwiped, and implanted with Elvis Pres­ley's brain waves. Electrocuted playing an electric guitar in a bathtubSteve Edwards-Adds math processor to left brain, starts calculating pi to the589,589,099,544th digit. Unfortunately, brain overheats and explodesKent Irwin-Find $5.25 on beach with metal detector, jumps in ocean in ecsta­sy, and is eaten by JawsEd Koo-Smile gets stuck on his face and he dies of starvation 'cuz he can'topen his mouthWayne Lukens-Slams his dick in a car door and diesTim Ma-Missed his brother so much he dies of a broken heartOJ-Has member frozen by icemaiden and dies of gangreneGreg Martin-President of the United States, assassinated by jealous lover af­ter 2 months in second term of officeSean McNamara-Actually told someone to f---off and was struck dead by GodJamal Mohd Yusof-Master of the slopes, skis into 400 pound beginner andis killed instantly on impactJanice Peters-Joined Hell's Angels, shot to death in clash with policeCathy Chen-While satisfying Eddie's carnal desires the car went over a cliffMel Senft-Attempts to fly off the Empire State Building while on acid andhas a splatteringly bad tripSarjvit Shastri-Killed by Tom Lenosy 'cuz he won the Nobel Prize firstVan Eric Edward Stein-Mistaken for John Schuster and killed by BMW in­telligence forces after stealing the 1999 prototypeMinh Tran-Career skyrockets to fame as folk guitarist. He spontaneously com­busts after being zapped by 200 watt amp while in concertMikey Warren-Killed by angry South Dakotans after they realized he had morethan an eigth grade education... (Look out, Munir!)Jordan Woods-Dies of KwashiorkorFumihisa Yamazaki-Has a Heart Attack when Nancy Wilson agrees to be­come his loving wifeTung Yin-His books don't sell, so he's not well, tripped and fell, went to hellDR. ED-Starts drinking potions in lab, turns into Toxic Avenger and is killed by policeAmy-Killed by falling safe while walking down street in urban New YorkSigh...They were all my friends and they died.Social Event this week is Alley Wars

IOuote of the Week: "We ~otta sna~ that tall dude and stomn the shitoutta him."

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of Health Services announces the availabilityof its Sexually Transmitted Disease Hotline.The Hotline provides confidential telephoneinformation about sexually transmitted dis­eases such as gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes,venereal warts, and chlamydia, to name afew. The Hotline also provides referrals tolow-cost health facilities where diagnosisand treatment is available. These facilitiesare located throughout Los Angeles County.To speak with a Hotline "listener" call (213)588-5221. The Hotline operates 8:00 am to6:00 pm Monday through Thursday and8:00 am to 5:00 pm on Friday. All calls areconfidential.

Caltech Raquetball ClubPasses for the use of the Pasadena

YMCA's racquetball facilities are now avail­able at the Calte.ch Y for the price of 1 dol­lar. They can be purchased during normaloffice hours and are available to any student.The passes allow full use of YMCA facili­ties for one day.

The YMCA is located at 235 E. HollyAve., 1 block north of the Pasadena Plaza,next to City Hall. There will be a list ofavailable partners_ posted at the Caltech Y,so if you are interested, please sign up.

If you have any helpful suggestions forthe club, contact Jason Stewart at 1-59 or356-9414.

Surf Club's Up!The Surf Club is proud to announce a

more than ample collection of surfboardsand wetsuits to keep you stoked. Ifyou wantto check them out for a day or longer, con­tact Bill Foster, 795--4049 (nights) or ChrisEdgington, 577-9694.

ASCIT Minutes 10:30PM 17 May 198?1. CHUG wants two appointees

from ASCIT along with two fromIHC. Dwight says that CHUGshould make the recommendation.Sam says it should be publicized;

2. Men's Glee Club wants $600on top of the $200 given. Somany questions, so few answers(questions like how many under­graduates, do they pay dues ... ) SoMike has to ask a representative tocome to the nexte meeting.

3. Dwight got $ for Hollywoodsign paraphernalia, which he wassupposed to sell. ASCIT would getmoney back through student ac­counts. Accounting hasn't billedstudents yet, and says it won't billthem. Discussion yields a decisionto have it done through houses(e.g. student to house, houseASCIT).

4. Marty has estimates forrepair to damage to the van. Muchodollars. John Doe (not his realname) has to a. repair it himselfb.get it repaired. In either case, hepays the first $1000.

5. There will be a mess ofchanges in the by-laws.

6. 7-House festivities, May 27.7. Dean's party 25 May.8. Bassem corrects the minutes

in the Tech. (Don~ look at mel)9. Some faculty board meeting

results.10.Totems are out.11. Mystery discussion.

6. Gary H. arrives and speaksabout the food contract costs fornext year. Roughly the increase is15% wages, 5% food, and 7% util­ities. The final projection is for$9.96/day (16% increase). It'sdecided to wait for the result of theaudit. Thanks for showing upGary.

7. More talk about the foodcommittee. First, Nancy shouldn'tbe on the committee. Second, JimMinges is disappointed with theresults of the food committee. Fi­nally, mandatory board next yearfor sure.

8. No fines for P.C.D.E. day.Bob says that it shouldn't happenagain.

9. Conrad says please enteryour house room picks. Don't waitto get kicked of campus.

IHC Minutes 7:30PM 16 May 19881. Frosh letters from the houses

get passed around. Everythingseems okay, nothing too offensive.

2. Talk about the Food Service.a. Seth says that Gary H. needs

a 16% increase in the board con-tract for next year to break even.Gary points to increased labor andfood costs as the reason.

b. Multitudes of topics are dis­cussed including subsidies forChandler and the Housing Office.

c. Seth suggests that Gary beinvited to the Wednesday IHCMeeting.

IHC Minutes 7:30PM 18 May 19881. Sue Berkeley says each

house should have 230 copies oftheir frosh letters to her by Mon­day next week.

2. Remember everyone is invit­ed to Gary Lorden's retirementparty.

3. The IHC gets to appoint 2people to CHUG. Dwight suggeststhat the coffeehouse people knowbetter and they should decide.

4. What about a rotation rulethat a house can only pick peoplewho picked them number one inthe first round? It's seems to be agood idea but talk is postponed.

5. Bob suggest possible alterna­tives to the food problem:

a. Remove Friday night dinnersfrom the board contract.

b. Try a lower increase for afew months.

c. Give room picks to the foodreps instead of paying them.

d. Have the food reps visitother campuses and see how it isthere.

Advance Your Swordplay SkillsThe Caltech Medievai/Renaissance So­

ciety is holding fighting practice on Sundaysat 2pm on the lawn outside Winnett StudentCenter. Would you like to learn the tech­niques of medieval armored combat? Comejoin us! For more information, call Leif(213) 644-7566, or Amy (818) 794-2612.

Caltech Bridge ClubThe Caltech Bridge Club meets every

Monday at 7:00 pm in the Red Door Cafe.Players of all standards are welcome and wewill provide a partner if you do not arrivewith one. We play Duplicate Bridge andMaster Points are awarded. There are alsoseveral tournaments a year, with extraMaster Points offered. So, if you want a fungame of bridge, or just more informationon the club and its activities, please comeon Monday night.

Health BrochuresHealth Education Brochures are now

available at the Health Center. Topics in­cluded are: depression, eating disorders,physical fitness, mononucleosis, birth con­trol, and sexually transmitted diseases. Thebrochure rack is located near the receptionarea. There is no charge for the brochures.

C.L.A.G.S. LibraryThe CLAGS library is open for business,

with everything from Plato's Symposium toSappho Was a Right-On Woman. Thelibrary is in room 36 of the Student Activi­ties Center. If you want a key, even just tosee what a gay-oriented cartoon book lookslike, contact Laura Anderson, x3956, orNancy Matthews (student activities coordi­nator), Room 37 of Student ActivitiesCenter, x2935.

Research OpportunitiesThe SURF Office has received informa­

tion from the Oregon Graduate Center Sum­mer Undergraduate Research Experience(OGC/SURE) about research opportunitiesin such areas as groundwater contamination,fluid dynamics, environmental chemistry,or microbiology. For further information,come to the SURF office, Room 3 DabneyHall.

Macintosh Programming Jobs!!This summer, Apple Computer will be

providing several internships for Caltechstudents to work on science simulation soft­ware for elementary school students. Stu­dent interns will receive $2000/month plusbenefits, while working on campus as partof Project SEED, a Caitech/Pasadena Uni­fied School District program for innovativescience education. Call Susan at x6820 formore information.

Consulting Engineers $$The Consulting Engineers Association

of California announces its twelfth annualcompetition for upper-division, undergradu­ate scholarships in engineering to be award­ed to a limited number of students who areinterested in consulting engineering as a pos­sible career.

To be eligible, a candidate must be (1)scheduled to enter his or her third or fourthyear of undergraduate study in the fall of1988, (2) in the upper half of his or her en­gineering class, (3) working for a B.S.degree in engineering, (4) interested in con­sulting engineering as a career, and (5) aUnited States citizen.

For applications and more information,stop by the Career Development Center, 08Parsons-Gates.

Money For Kern Co. Oil BuffsThe Wilma Addington Memorial

Scholarship is being offered by the Desk andDerrick Club of Bakersfield in honor of oneof their past presidents, the late Wilma Ad­dington. The scholarship is granted annu­ally to a permanent resident of Kern Countywho is pursuing higher education in apetroleum or allied industry related field.Application deadline is August 15, 1988.For further information please contact theFinancial Aid Office, 515 S. Wilson.

JFCS GrantsThe Jewish Family & Children's Serv­

ices is offering grants of up to $2,000 peryear for students through age 21 who areworking towards an Associate's orBachelor's Degree. They are also offeringloans of up to $5,000 per year to studentsenrolled in any academic or vocational pro­gram. In order to qualify, the student'sprimary residence must be in the JFCS serv­ice area, which includes San Francisco, thePeninsula, Marin and Sonoma counties. Forfurther information please contact the Finan­cial Aid Office, 515 S. Wilson (2nd floor).

N.A.S.A.G.S.R.P.The NASA Graduate Student Research­

ers Program (GSRP) is awarding approxi­mately 80 grants of up to $18,000 topromising U.S. graduate students whoseresearch interests are synergistic with thegoals of NASA research programs in spacescience and in aerospace technology. TheFellowships are awarded for one year andare renewable for up to 3 years. To be eligi­ble the student must be a U.S. citizen anda full-time graduate student from an ac­credited U.S. college or universitY. Studentsmay apply any time during their graduatecareer or prior to receiving their baccalaure­ate degree, and they must be sponsored bythe student's graduate department chair orfaculty advisor. For further information,please contact the Financial Aid Office, 515S. Wilson.

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Hunter Rouse FellowshipThe University of Iowa College of En­

gineering is sponsoring the Hunter RousePostgraduate Fellowship in Hydraulics andFluid Mechanics. Recipients must haveearned a B.S. or M.S. by the 1988 academicyear.. Stop by the Career DevelopmentCenter, 08 Parsons-Gates, for more infor­mation.

IBM Co-OpIBM's Santa Teresa Laboratory has re­

cently been given the approval to open upapproximately 75 co-op programming po­sitions. These jobs are for the March to Sep­tember and June to December time frames.All assignments are 40 hours a week andare technical in content. Jobs could involveprogramming in a development or test area.The ideal student is someone at a junior levelor above, studying computer science, andwith a strong technical/academic back­ground. The Career Development Center(08 Parsons-Gates) has more information.Work In A Summer Camp

Apply today for summer employment atteh Woodcraft Rangers Stanley RanchCamp. We'll pay you for the first week tolearn, from professionals in camping, so­cial work recreation and safety, how to bea great staff member! If you qualify, you'llfinish the summer with your American RedCross First Aid & Lifesaving badges. It willbe easier for you to get -a later job as alifeguard, recreation worker or in any in­dustry because you11 have the certificatesto handle emergencies.

You'll learn about child development,group work techniques and initiative gamesfrom mental health professionals. Of course,you111eam games, songs and campfire skitsfrom recreation consultants. We11 teach youhow to build children's self-esteem throughsuccessful participation in a ropes course,astronomy trail and orienteering program.

The camp is on a ranch near MagicMountain. We can offer you a summer ofmeaningful employment. .. a job with a pur­pose! If you enjoy outdoor life imd work­ing with children this may be one of the mostrewarding summers of your life. Employ­ment is for ten weeks, beginning June 18and ending August 27. There are manyopenings for both men and women. We pro­vide salary, room and board, health insur­ance and other benefits.

Write or call for an application: Wood­craft Rangers, 2111 Park Grove Ave., LosAngeles, CA 90007, or phone (213)749-3031. Fingerprints and references re­quired.

Legal Internship ProgramThe European and Asian offices of

Coudert Brothers, Attorneys at Law, haveestablished an International Legal InternshipProgram, which they believe will be of in­terest to graduating seniors and graduate stu­dents who may want to take some time off.They have offices in Paris, Hong Kong, Sin­gapore, Tokyo, and Sydney. The firm wouldlike to attract talented college graduates whoare considering a career in international law,but would like some overseas experiencewith a large international firm before mak­ing a definite decision. The Career Develop­ment Center (08 Parsons-Gates) has moreinfQrmation.

Summer Work StudySummer Work-Study sign-up forms are

now available in the Financial Aid Office.If you are interested in Summer Work-Studyplease submit the completed form to theFinancial Aid Office as soon as possible, butno later than May 27. Thanks for your pa­tience. We, along with you, have been anx­iously awaiting clarification from the federalgovernment so we could proceed.

,Summer Ticket Office Jobs

The Caltech Ticket Office is seeking full­time summer student employees.

Responsibilities include daily ticket saleson computerized ticketing system, process­ing all phone and mail orders and relatedticket office functions.

Requires friendly manner, good cus­tomer relations and good organizationalskills. Computer and typing skills helpful.

Apply at the Office of Public Events, 332S. Michigan Ave. from 10 am to 1 pm or3 pm to 4:30 pm. Ask for Linda, or callx3833_

Frog SURFIf you are a junior majoring in engineer­

ing and you would be interested in a SURFin Vernon, France (working in the Frenchspace program), please contact Chris Bren­nan (1111 Thomas, x4117) as soon aspossible.

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Student Investment FundThe Calte\'h Student Investment Fund in­

vites all members llfthe Caltech communi­ty to join. Meetings are held everyWednesday at 5:00 in the Millikan BoardRoom. For more info, come to a meeting,or contact Randy Levinson at x3961.

Texas Instruments ContestTexas Instruments has called for papers

describing the utilization of Lisp- orPROLOG-based expert systems orknowledge-based systems to solve non­trivial real-world or industrial problems.The company invites full-time university stu­dents, faculty and staff members to submitpapers which provide details about success­fully developing applications. To support thecontinuation and expansion of the researchdescribed in the winning papers, TI willpresent the authors' universities with awardsof development hardware and training orwith $10,000 in project funding.

Papers are limited to 4000 words includ­ing appended material. Only the cover pageshould include the names of authors andtheir university, biographical information,acknowledgements, telephone numbers, anda return address. No reference to the authorsor their universities should appear in thebody of the paper.

Authors may submit more than onepaper, but each paper must be submittedseparately and received by June 8, 1988.Ten copies of each paper should be sent tothis address: Texas Instruments, AI Call forPapers, 8360 LBJ Freeway, MIS 8203, Dal­las, TX 75243, Attention Jess Rosenthal.

Papers describing commerecially avail­able products are excluded from this com­petition. Further information is availablefrom Jess Rosenthal at (214) 997-3726 orvia CSNET or ARPANET at:jess. rosenthal %jros %timesglcsc.ti.com.

Scholarships for Vet ChildrenApplications are now being accepted for

the PVA/Youth for Vietnam VeteransScholarship Fund. Applicants must be natur­al or legally-adopted son or daughter of anhonorably discharged veteran who servedon active military duty in the Vietnam theat­er of war from August 4, 1964 to May 8,1975, who was: killed in action; died 'incountry'; listas missin in action; a prisonerof war; disabled with 100% service­connected rating; or rated as 100% disabledfor Veterans Administration pension pur­poses, as the result of a spinal cord injuryor disease (such as multiple sclerosis).

Each scholarship grant will be $1,500and applicants must be enrolled in, or ac­cepted by, an accredited four-year institu­tion of higher learning. The student'sacademic performance, community and ex­tracurricular activities, as well as financialneed, will be considered in the awardcriteria.

For an application or more information,contact: Scholarship Committee; c/o Para­lyzed Veterans of America; 801 18th St.N.W.; Washington, D.C. 20006; or con­sult your telephone book for the PVA Serv­ice Office or Chapter nearest you.

Spring Into FolkdancingThe Pasadena Folkdance Co-op meets

every Friday night at Throop MemorialChurch at the corner of Del Mar and LosRobles. Beginning dance instruction startspromptly at 7:45 pm with intermediate in­struction following. A donation of $2 is re­quested. Dancers must wear soft-soled shoesto protect the wood floor. Start this springoff with an active program of dancing. Cou­ples and singles are invited to join the clubin dancing after instruction is finished.

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FRIDAY 20 MAY 1988

what goes on

PARIAN TRAVELCaltech Officially Approved

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TolI- Free Number: 1- 800-526-2554

Black Experience WritingWriters have been writing about the

black experience in America since the ear­ly years of settlement in the new world. Andthroughout our history, the work of prolif-·ic black writers has become an importantand enriching part of American culture. Forthis reason, McDonald's [yes, the Big Macpeople] is pleased to offer developing writersa chance to compete for literary awards inpoetry, fiction and playwriting. Winners ineach category will receive an honorariumof $2,000, a trip to New York to partici­pate in a celebrity reading of their work, anda literary reception.

Eligibility Requirements:FICTION: Submit up to 50 pages of a

long work or two short works along witha biographical statement, including a list ofany publications, if any, in which your workhas appeared.

POETRY: As above, but the poem shallnot be more than 20 pages.

PLAYWRlTING: As above, with asample of at least 20-Jlage. in length.

Deadline for entries is June 1, 1988.Submit your name, address and phone num­ber and mail to: The Negro Ensemble Com­pany, McDonald's Literary AchievementAwards, PO Box 778, Times Square Sta­tion, New York, NY 10108. Finalists willbe notified by July I, winners by August 1.Materials will not be returned.

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Coors Scholarships (Honest!)Adolph Coors Company will assist more

.than 100 college students for the fourth con­secutive year thorugh the Coors Veterans'Memorial Scholarship Fund program in all50 states, the District of Columbia, andPuerto Rico.

Coors will provide $501,000 in scholar­ship funds to eligible dependents of honora­bly discharged American veterans.Scholarship application forms are now avail­able thorugh Coors distributors, veteransservice organizations or by writing: CoorsVeterans' Memorial Scholarship Fund, POBox 3111, Northbrook IL 60065, or by call­ing toll-free: 1-800-49COORS. Applica­tions must be postmarked no later than JulyI, 1988.

To be eligible for scholarship consider­ation, applicants must:

Be no older than 22 years of age as ofthe July 1, 1988 deadline date;

Have a cumulative GPA of 3.0 or better;Have completed a minimal full freshman

year program of credit hours, but not yetacquired senior credit hours;

Be enrolled full-time in a four-yearschool, or an accredited two-year programleading to a four-year undergraduate degree;

Fall into one of the following categories:Dependent of Honorably Discharged

American service personnel;De~cndent of Active Duty, Guard or

Reserve military personnel (minimum twoyears);

Dependent of American Service per­sonnel Killed in Action, Missing in Action,or who have Died in the Line of Duty.

Grad Bible StudyAll graduate students are invited to at­

tend the weekly Bible Study/fellowshipsponsored by the Inter-Varsity Christian Fel­lowship at Caltech. The study meets Thurs­day evenings at 7:30 pm at 201 S. MichiganAve. (about 3 blocks north of campus). Thisspring, the study centers on the book ofLuke. For more information, call DavidImel (300-9315) or Alan Mathiowetz(449-1063).

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THE CAliFORNIA TECHCaltech

Animated FinaleAs its season finale, Cinematech will

present The 19th International Toumee ofAnimation on Monday, May 23 and Wed­nesday, May 25 in the Baxter Lecture Hall.The 19th Toumee is a collection of 20award-winning animated short features (justlike the Festival of Animation, except it'shere and it's cheaper to get in).

Featured shorts include "Charade"(Academy Award winner), "The Big Snit"(Brad Scott's favorite, "Vincent" (a claya­tion of Vincent Price), "Jumping," "Annaand Bella" and lots more. Shows will be at7:30 and 10:00 pm [NOTE: last week's an­nouncement had listed times that were in er­ror. This week's are correct.]. Admissioncharge is $1.50. For more info, call JamesShih. x3968.Spring Sing!

Where can you hear the music from theRenaissance to Twenties' hit tunes, spiritu­als to Broadway selections, operaticchoruses to barbershop quartets, all underthe same roof, on the same night? At theCaltech Glee Clubs and Chamber SingersSpring Concert, that's where. Evening ofMay 21, at Beckman Auditorium. Featuredwill be excerpts from Carl Orffs CarminaBurana, Clement Janequin's Le Chant desOiseaux, a Twenties' medley (sung anddanced by the Women's Glee Club), andselections from the Broadway musical LesMiserables, which will soon be opening inLos Angeles. Buy tickets from the CaltechTicket Office (356-4652) or buttonhole aGlee Clubber on the Olive Walk. Ticketsare $2 for Caltech students, $4 for other stu­dents, and Caltech faculty and staff, and $6general admission.

Caltech's Women Facultyowc presents a "Caltech's Women

Faculty" seminar with visiting professor andnovelist Maryse Conde, who will speak on"Female Writing in the French West Indies."The talk will be Thursday, May 26th at noonin the Judy Library, Baxter Hall.

Old Big T's, Cheap!!The Big T office has an excess of year­

books from previous years which are up forsale. Big 1"s from the 70s and '80s are avail­able for $20 each (includes shipping). Regu­lar purchase price is $24. Send all requeststo: The Big T, mailcode 27-58, or leavea message at x2183, and we will send youa yearbook immediately.

Chess ClubDon't be misled by the little t; we are

meeting in Clubroom A, which is in thebasement under Fleming House. The timeis still Monday at 7:30 pm. Come on by andtake out your frustrations on someone else'sking. For mOle information contact Matt at356-9208.Japanese Scholarships

Applications for the 1988 JapaneseGovernment Scholarship for American stu­dents specializing in Japanese studies arecurrently available at the Consulate Gener­al of Japan.

Applicants must be U.S. citizens, ofmore than 18 years and less than 30 yearsof age as of October I, 1988, third year stu­dents at a university or college, andspecializing in a field concerning Japaneselanguage or culture.

For more information regarding qualifi­cations please contact the Financial AidOffice, 515 S. Wilson.

Veterans Memorial ScholarshipsThe Veterans' Memorial Scholarship

Fund awards a minimum of 100 scholarshipswith a maximum value of $5,000 each. Tobe eligible for consideration, applicants mustbe 22 years old or younger as of July I,1988, have a GPA of 3.0, have completedthe freshman year, be enrolled full-time inan accredited institution and be a dependentof an Honorably Discharged American vete­ran, or a dependent of Active Duty, Guardor Reserve military personnel. Complete ap­plication forms and other required materialmust be mailed to their listed address andpostmarked on or before July I, 1988. Forfurther information contact the Financial AidOffice.

$4.00 OFFSTUDENTS

Start Thinking Of NomineesIn the spirit of recognizing the ingenui­

ty of great Americans whose original think­ing has shaped the character of the country'sbusiness community, Adolph Coors Com­pany is calling for nominations for the 1988Coors American Ingenuity Award.

Nominees for the Coors American In­genuity Award must have made a signifi­cant contribution to American business, butnot received widespread recognition for theiraccomplishments. The recipient may be re­tired; however, the award will not be givenposthumously. Nominees can come fromany field-management, manufacturing,technology, research, marketing, fmance oreducation. The deadline for entries is June3, 1988.

In addition to an original bronze sculp­ture, a $5,000 scholarship will be given inthe winner's name to help inspire future In­genuity Award winners.

The past two year's winners were: JackSt. Clair Kilby, who invented the fIrst work­ing silicon chip, and Dr. John Atanasoff,inventor of the digital computer, if those twogive you any ideas.

Club Should Submit SoonThe Big T editors would like to en­

courage Caltech clubs and organizations tosubmit a page or two of photos for the year­book. If you are interested, please assignsomebody in your organization to puttogether your section and direct them to theBig T editors as soon as possible. Mail toCaltech 27 -58, or call x2183.

Now, About Those Houses ...All House sections must be submitted to

the Big Tby May 23. The editors would liketo meet with each of the House Section Edi­tors to make sure they understand how a lay­out is done and what possibilities exist fortheir layouts. Presidents, please assignsomebody in your house to put together yourhouse section and direct them to the Big Teditors as soon as possible: Brian Catanzaro,Dave Phillips and Gino Thomas, x2183.

Merit AwardsEach year, the Scholarships and Finan­

cial Aid Committee recommends a numberof the most academically talented of the In­stitute's freshmen, sophomores and juniorsfor Merit Awards. Merit Awards are basedon outstanding scholastic achievement asdemonstrated by exceptional performancein formal classes and/or in independentresearch, and not on financial need. Lastyear the Committee recommended 33 MeritAwards at $8,500 or $11,000 each. Thisyear 40 Awards will range from $9,000 to$11 ,600 each. Applications and a fulldescription of the Awards are available inthe Financial Aid Office. The deadline forsubmitting the completed applications to theFinancial Aid Office is May 25, 1988.

Northrop EE MoneyThe Northrop Corporation is again spon­

soring a $3,000 scholarship for sophomoresin Electrical Engineering. The scholarshipis awarded for the junior year, and may berenewed for the senior year. Selection willbe made by a Northrop representative, andis not made on the basis of need. Details andapplications are available in the FinanciaiAid Office. Applications are due in thtFinancial Aid Office by TODAY, Frida)May 20. (Financial aid recipients: if you gelthis scholarship, you will reduce yourloan/work before grant!)

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Y Book ExchangeBring your used, unwanted textbooks to

the Y. What we do is: we take them, dis­play them on our bookshelves, and sell themto the poor suckers who will use them in thefuture. They get a good deal on textbooks,you get some of your money back! Let'sband together to beat high textbook prices!They Y also has ring and report binders, andnovels new and old.

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Airlines, Cruises, Tours, Hotels, Car Rentals.

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Random S.P.E.CT.R.E.S.P.E.C.T.R.E., the Caltech Science

Fiction Club, will be meeting yet again onWednesday, May 25, 1988 at 7:30 pm inClubroom B/Rm 15 of the S.A.C. Lastmeeting, despite great enthusiasm afterviewing our feature presentation (Note: Wewere not discouraged by the Evil Typeset­ter's warnings.) [Typesetter's Note: Onemore "Evil Typesetter" remark and yournext announcement gets printed in Greek!],we did not decide on what movie to watch.It will probably be something like AlienNympha Bikers from Beyond the Grave Ver­sus the Wild Poodle Packs ofGauda Primein 3D . .. (well, probably not). Perhaps wewill begin writing our new fan novel trilo­gy: What Went Wrong with ST: The NextGeneration, Get This Stupid Psychic BitchOffMy Bridge!, and Who Is This Dick "Wes­ley" Anyway? Who knows. At least we canmake fun of Mark Looper.

By the way, S.P.E.C.T.R.E. T~shirts

are still available for $10.00 (contact EricChristian, x6630). Make your contributiontoday! ! Well this is the spectre ofS.P.E.C.T.R.E. signing off. Bug MarkLooper (304-0006) if you have anyS.P.E.C.T.R.E. related questions. Leaveme alone!

Watch FoundFound: a watch in the S.A.C. Laundry

Room. To claim, see Nancy Matthews, Stu­dent Activities Coordinator, 1:30-3:00 pm,M-F, Rm. 64 SAC.

Bother Sam AgainIt's time to start bothering Sam Dinkin

about next year's Totem. The Totem wantscreative writing, poetry, short stories,sketches and photographs. Send them to SamDinkin at 1-59 or give him a call at578-9219. By the way, the Spring 1988 Tot­em is out (the first one in (our years!). Ifyou want one, talk to Tom Tromey, x6173,1-59.

Y BucksThe Caltech Y Fund Drive is on. It's

really a close race among the houses. It'snot clear who the Y is going to give a partykeg, soft drinks and munchies to. The Yshould have sent you a letter by now. If not,come by the Y. Thanks.

Modern Dance AccompanistA Piano Accompanist is needed for the

Modern Dance classes for Fall, 1988. Theposition is paid. Some interest in improvi­sation preferred. Classes meet in DabneyLounge on Tuesdays and Thursdays from4:00 to 6:30 pm. If interested, leave a mes­sage for Liz Oberstein, instructor, in theAthletic Department at x6146, or JamesDaniel, current pianist, at 578-9086 inBlacker House, 1-60.

LOST AND FOUNDLost: grey Seiko watch. Lost on Ditch

Day near Mosher-Jorgenson. Finder pleasecontact: Todd, 356-9314.

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JESSE JACKSON '88 needs you to get in-volved with the local campaign before theJune 7 election. Help Jesse win and gainpolitical experience in this historic cam-paign. Call (818) 405-9135 for more infor-mation.

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FREE SAN MARINO GUEST HOUSE forqualified Caltech couple (M&F) in exchangefor childcare. Call (818) 795-4235, ask forBarbara.

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INSURANCE WAR! We'll beat anyone'sprices or don't want your business. Sportscars, multiple tickets, good-drive-r dis-counts. Request "Caltech Plan." (818)992-6966 or (213) 873-3303.

NEED A8AND? Citizens Banned, made upof JPLlCIT personnel, is available for par-ties and dances. Call Tom (x6863) or Dom(x6050).

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lOST: GREY CROSS PEN. Contact: DavidGoldreich, 1-55, 577-6993.

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Send written ad with payment to 25-58.No charge for on-campus lost & found.

Nye! Nye! Nye!InterVarsity Christian Fellowship at

Caltech presents Brad Nye tonight in Room13 of the S.A.C. He will discuss with ushow we can evangelize better through oursmall groups. The meeting begins at 7:00pm. Special guest star will be Dean Wilberwith munchies.

McKinney Prize WinnersThe Mickinney Committee of the Liter­

ature faculty is pleased to announce the win­ners in the 1988 contest for excellence inwriting. In the category of prose fiction, firstprize has been won by Chris Nolle. Secondprizes have been awarded to Peter Hughesand M. Alex Santoso. No prizes wereawarded in poetry or non-fiction essays.However, honorable mention is given toChandra Tucker for her essay "A SingleStrand."

Start getting ready for next year's con­test. If you have questions, contact Profes­sor Jenijoy La Belle, x3606.

New, Improved Alpiners!!Anyone interested in climbing, hiking,

back country skiing or any other from of Al­pine sport, is invited to attend the first meet­ing of the new and improved Caltech AlpineClub. The meeting will be held Monday,May 23rd at 7:30 pm in Ricketts DiningRoom. For further info, call Jason Stewartor Andrew Kaluzniacki at 356-9414, orFritz Nordby at x6252.

SEDS MeetingOn Tuesday, May 24th at 7:30 pm,

Caltech SEDS will be meeting in ClubroomB (that's room 15) of the S.A.C. We willbe showing a movie on the experimentalflights of the X-15. We will also discussplans to attend the shuttle landing later thissummer. All members of the Caltech com­munity are invited to attend, and refresh­ments will be served.

Lorden's "Retirement" PartyAt the end of this academic year Gary

Lorden will be "retiring" as Dean of Studentsto return to his research and teaching. Tohonor him for his 4 years of commitmentto improving the quality of undergraduatelife there will be a dinner on the Olive Walkon Wednesday, May 25th from 5:30 pm to7:30 pm. ALL UNDERGRADS AREINVITED! •

If you have any questions, please con­tact Marda or.Suzette in the Deans' Officeon x6351.

Announcements for What Goes Onshould be submitted on an announcementform available in the SAC copy/mail room(Room 37) or on a plain piece of paper.Please indicate the date(s) you want theannouncement to run. Send announce­ments to 25-58, or put them under thedoor of Room 40A of the SAC.Announcements must be received by theTuesday prior to publication.