Aye mateys, now there’s nothing like a good bottle of rum t’ keep ye warm on those long nights asea. But sometimes, when ye’re ashore in Papeete, sometimes ye just want a drink in a vessel shaped

like a head — something with some real booze, some fancy liqueur, a mixer, and o’ course a garnish. And there’s a little place off the beaten track where ye’ll even get change from a piece of eight.

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With apologies to the producers and produce of Veggie Tales …

All: We are the pirates who don’t do many things,While we’re waving our flags around!And if you ask if we do anything,We’ll just tell you we don’t do many things!

Captain Ital:Well, I’ve never tacked to Trenton, And I’ve never hove to Hartford, And I’ve never come ashore in Tallahassee

or St. Paul, | And I’ve never been to Austin in the winter, spring or

summer And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall! All: We are the pirates who don’t do many things …

Commander Pleteword:Well, I’ve never been aloft To spot the spots I’ve marked (with Ξ and “GOLD” in French and “IT” in German) on the map that’s

on my wall, | And I’ve never sung a chanty taking (thusly, in this

manner) As a subject, these three pirates, one and all! All: We are the pirates who don’t do many things …

Able-Bodied Seaman Breviation:Well, I’ve never parked a Beetle Near that building where the mail is, Or prescribed prescription pills or gained six points with

just one ball, | And I’ve never met the youngest of the kids in

Family Circus, And I’ve never soaked up tanning rays from Sol! All: We are the pirates who don’t do many things, While we’re waving our flags around!And if you ask if we do anything,We’ll just tell you we don’t do many things!

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Mystery Island Treasure HuntMystery Island Treasure Hunt

Yar, this be a creative challenge! It wouldn’t be a pirate-themed BAPHL without some doubloons — which is why ye’ ll be hiding some for us!

We want you to write your own puzzle hunt and hide some doubloons somewhere in the area of this segment of the hunt. Look at the table below to determine how many puzzles we need you to write,

based on your team name’s starting letter and the number of solvers on your team.All puzzles must be unique and cannot share the same answer.

Starting Letter of Team Name Type of Team Number of Solvers Number of Puzzles to Write

A–L

Acute

4 200

5 250

6 300

Right

4 100

5 150

6 200

M–Z

Acute

4 200

5 250

6 300

Right

4 100

5 150

6 200

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