GENRIA KLEPTOMA EPIDEMIATIS

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Stupid Wisdom is the Best Medicine(Book 2)

General Fred The Vampire Troubleshooter is a flamboyant and freaky officer who believes he is an incarnate of the late swashbuckling General George S. Patton, Jr. His horrible dream is for him and his men to die with their booths on.

One early morning, while leading an armored brigade in one of the military operations in Southern Iraq

Attack, attack, attack! Hahahahaha oh, I just love this war! What a beautiful cite and refreshing sound just like Mozarts Opus in F Minor.

The murderous rattling of machinegun fire buzz like fireflies

Ahh and that one is like Beethovens Opus in G Flat Minor!

One of the junior officers came by to report their current situation

Whoa, whoa, then you have to DIE like the play in Wagners B Flat Major, lieutenant!Whoa, whoa, the enemy is hitting us pretty hard with heavy artillery fire, sir! How can we capture their emplacement under this condition?

General Fred The Vampire Troubleshooter was again leading a military operation, this time deep inside Iraq when, all of a sudden, the guns went SILENT!

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God damned it, lieutenant! Why did those sweet-sounding guns shut-off?! Whats the matter with you, you yellow cowards?!

Butbu, sir, the enemy had been annihilated!

What?! God damned it, then let the pleasing sound of the artillery gunfire be put on with or without the enemy! Im just sick and tired of peace!

The famed 3rd Armored Division of General Fred The Vampire Troubleshooter was heading straight towards Baghdad when the Blood and Guts received a communiqu from the General Headquarters in Kuwait ordering his forces to slow down a little bit

God damned it! Slowdown and spoil our DREAMS?! Ah, let those blubber-mouths in Washington DC do their politicking and I dont care. Just allow us to DIE WITH OUR BOOTHS ON!

Washington wants to give peace a chance, sir.

That freaky ugly word called peace is giving me a heart attack, Sergeant. Lets move on to Baghdad where the sweet symphony orchestra of a rapid artillery gunfire is waiting for us!

General Fred The Vampire Troubleshooter was in deep trouble when his 3rd Armored Division known as the Bulldog Brigade was replaced by a cool-headed troop known as the Pekingese Brigade. General Troubleshooter went to the GHQ to register his complaint

God damned it, General Marshall, sir! Why did you put my troops at the back burner! Youre killing me softly with your peaceful ideas, sir!

Just relax, Fred. You and your men need some rests. In a short while, we will send your troops back in the war zone.

Relax?! I want WAR! WAR! WAR!, General Marshall, sir! Send me to North Korea and we will conquer that little God-damned nation in 4 to 5 days! Or do you want it in China or Russia? Just tell me where and my division will march there within 24 hours!

But how about taking a rest likewatching a movie or listening to a good music or play golf with me, Fred?

God damned it, General Marshall, sir! My movie is in the battle field, my sport is to kill the enemy and my music is the sound of the guns!

Prince Arnold of Wales had a rare illness called Wacko Phobia. Meaning, he has never laughed since birth. He is dubbed as the Pouting Prince of England and was given the title as The Prince Who Never Laugh.

Out of desperation, the King of Wales placed a WORLDWIDE advertisement that states: A sweet crispy 1 million pounds will be awarded to anyone who could make Prince Arnold laugh.

One of the persons who was given the privilege to try and make Prince Arnold laugh is Mituyo Minumura, a member of the Kabuki Performing Arts Guild and Samurai clan from Nagoya

Hmm, so I am herr to make you raf, Prince Arnord. And I wir make you raf untir you die! Hahahahahaha

Hmph, why are you laughing? Is there anything funny?

Ahh, so you are not rafing, ah! Wait tir you see me sing and perform Kabuki!

And so Mr. Minumura began to dance and sing in Niponggo by imitating a womans voice

SakuraSakura

Wait, wait. I have seen this thing before, Mister Minumura. Ill just give you 500 pounds so you could put up a beauty salon in Nagoya! Maybe you can have a joint venture with Shalala from the Philippines!

No, no! Ill give you 1,000 pounds just dont do it! Ahh, I have insurt my famirys dignity, Prince Arnord! Ah, perhaps I wir perform a hara-kiri right herr for faring to make you raf!

No, please! How about if I give you 2,00o pounds? Ah, I wir kirr myserf now!

Ah, my rife is useress oredi! Bansai Niponggo!

Noooo, Ill give you 10,000 pounds!

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Ah, I am oredi okay now, Prince Arnord! You have prevented me from performing hara-kiri. Ah, arigato gusaimasHahhahhahWhew, heres youre 10,000 pounds. Just get the hell out of here and on the double please!

The parents of Prince Arnold were disappointed and are getting desperate with the failure to make prince Arnold laugh. So far 50 people tried but not one succeeded!

One night, while the prince was sleeping in his bed, a mysterious ghastly voice from somewhere was heard echoing

Prince ArnoldPrince ArnoldPrince ArnoldPrince Arnold.

Huh?! Who are you?

I am the spirit of Dr. ZhafDr. ZhafDr. Zhaf!

Dr. Zhaf?! What do you want from me ?

Peruse STUPID WISDOM IS THE BEST MEDICINE and you will be curedcuredcured\

Its under your pillowpillowpillowBubut I dont have it with me?

Prince Arnold removed his pillow and PRESTO, underneath it is a book entitled: STUPID WISDOM IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

The following morning, the parents of Prince Arnold were surprised to hear someone laughing at the princes suite room!

Huh?! Someones laughing inside Prince Arnolds room?!

Itsits him, the prince, laughing, my dear! My son got healed! My son got healed! Hahahahaha

A big feast was held to celebrate Prince Arnolds healing. Dignitaries, including monarchs, head of states and international figures were invited.

The President of the United States of America

Greetings from US of A, Your Royal Highness.

Why do they always have to bow to usususus? Hahahahaha

Gee, he laughs at everything, dear!

Then we have to find someone WHO CAN MAKE HIM CRY!

At the Guiseppe Observatory in Northern Italy

Ah, I dont see anything unusual except some bright stars up in the skies. Everything is serene and calm

Yes, me too.

Wait! I can see an asteroid as large as New York heading towards the earth! Were facing a DELUGE!

At the Guissepe Observatory in Northern Italy

Mama mia, Maetroanni, you discovered a gigantic asteroid that will hit the planet Earth! You will become a famous man!

Really?!

Yes! And the international media will interview you and place your picture at the cover page of the magazine!

Mama mia, my photo in the magazine?!

Yes! And not only that. They will name the asteroid Maestroanni in your honor and you will receive commendations from all over the world!

Wow, thats great!

And they will bestow you with a doctorate degreeHonoris Causa---and will now be called Doctor Maestroanni!

Oh, I just love that!...Bubut waithow will these things take place when WERE ALL DEAD?!

At the hostage taking scene somewhere in the Philippines

Police Inspector Don Popot, how are the hostages doing?

They are hungry and so with I, Colonel! So you better bring 27 boxes of Mcdonald Fried Chicken, French fries with sweet potato sauce. And dont forget to bring bottled minerals.

Okay. Would that be a take out or a dine-in?

Gee, what a hostage-taking incident we have here!

Demy, now a professional political analyst, was appointed as one of the political strategists of Presidential candidate Henry Mansfield. One day, In the midst of the campaign trail

Demy, what do you want to be when were already at the White House?

I will take a nice bath and have a good sleep, sir.

I understand youre dead tired in this campaign trail, Demy. But what Im trying to say is what cabinet position do you prefer to be in?

Well, appoint me as the DEVILS ADVOCATE at the White House, sir!

A DEVILS ADVOCATE?! Whats that?

You know, one who creates more HEADACHES for the president!

Deeemy, take a BREAK and have a GOOD SLEEP, you naughty young man!

At the busy New York City.

Street Evangelist John Hillman was again giving his usual REPENTANCE MESSAGE to passers-by

Look at the glaciers of Antarctica and the Artic, brethren! They are melting one by one! And we have the Ring of Fire in the Pacific region. These are indicators that the END IS NEAR! So repent

Hey, John why dont you go to Houston and join the NASA!

You stupid asshole! Im gonna hit your god-damned empty brains and send it to %*^#*^%&*

In the midst of the busy New York City

Repent and the gates of the 7th Heaven will be opened to youCome now, fellow sinners!

Hey John, why are you so dead serious, melancholic and angry at all times? Are you suffering from a Wacko Phobia?

And what are you suggesting me to do?

Maybe its high time you read STUPID WISDOM IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

You son of a demon! Im gonna wring your bloody neck&*$%#@^

The End

The End

Cast of Characters

General Fred The Vampire TroubleshooterSergeant RupertGeneral MarshallPrince ArnoldMituyo MinumuraThe Ghost of Dr. ZhafThe KingThe QueenThe PresidentThe Caller

Maestroanni The AstronomerNovice Astronomer No. 1Novice Astronomer No. 2Scientist No. 1Scientist No. 2The Hostage-TakerThe NegotiatorDemy The Political AnalystHenry Mansfield The Presidential AspirantJohn HillmanPassers-by No. 1Passers-by No.2

Written and Directed By

Dr. Zhaf Alonto

Line Producer

Yusoph I. Datu Oskie Muhammad

Executive Producer

Dr. Edna Magdaong-Manginsay

Produced By

SWBM Films Production

Consultant

Dr. Jamal Javier

This movie is dedicated to my Mom and Dad

SBWM MOVIESThe author or producer of this animated movie doesnt have desire to demur the reputation of any person. Names that appeared herein that has or have similar name(s) with real person is just a mere coincidental. Copyright Copyright (c)

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