hot spot issue #297

8/9/2019 Hot Spot Issue #297

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 28Rosettes 21Inferno Lounge 37Raymonds Players Club 10Showboat 33

TRANSPORTATION

Bobby Albright 39Alex Alick 39James Hardy 42Supra Pre-Owned 09

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 35HOT SPOT Maze 40SUDOKU 40SUDOKU Solution 43DJ Dirty Redd 39DJ Postman 24DJ Mack Daddy 05Insomniacts Entertainment 19

SERVICESMind of Creations 08Restore Your Photos 14, 04HOT SPOT Printing 05One Time Pest Control 03J.J.s Tire World 32JJ & Ys Auto Detailing 32Family Reunion Book 39

CLOTHING & FASHIONSt. Paul Clothing 39

EVENTSClub Inferno Monday Nights 37WolfMasters 2010 Dance 26, 31Juneteenth 15

FOOD & DININGShell Shoppe Seafood 32

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 41AVON 42

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 03Medicare Upgrade 05A Brighter Day Bail Bond 29

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 14, 04HOT SPOT Online 30

AROUND TOWNAround Town 22

Around Town 23Around Town Extra 18Around Town Extra 27More Around Town 25More Around Town 17

FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 14HOT SPOT Subscribe 11One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 15W. W. Law Foundation 06LaughsHOT SPOT / Gilliard Farm 13Dea. David I. Spann 32Mr. Omega HOT SPOT Gilliard 15


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One Mans Opinion

Part I

How Not to Attend an All-White Party

Receive and Accept the Invitation A few days before the event check you closet for All White Realize you dont have All White Go to the Mall and Buy New White Shirt and Pants..Expensive Day of the Party, load your Camera Equipment in the Expedition Get Dressed in All White ...Looking Good Leave for the All White Party Have a Flat Tire on the Expedition Pull over to the side of the Road

Starting changing the Tire in the Rain, while wearing All White Stand so that a Truck can splash Mud on you as it passes, while wearing All White Wipe Mud off your All White Jack up the Expedition Place your Right Hand where it can be painfully but not seriously injured Allow Expedition to fall off the Jack Jump Up and Down in the Street, in the Rain, while wearing All White, screaming loudly, while

holding your injured Right Hand Call Tow truck to change the Tire Pay the Tow Truck Driver...Expensive Go Home, Shower, Wash, Dry and Iron your Dirty, Mew, All White Clothes

Get Dressed in All White ...Looking Good Leave for the All White Party Realize you left the directions and telephone number at home

when you went back to Wash, Dry, Iron and Shower Pull over to the side of the Road Use Mapquest on your Telephone to find the directions to the All

White Party Follow the new Directions Drive into the Live Oak Trailer Park in Garden City No Party There Go to the Bar and Start Drinking.Frequently and Repeatedly

Looking Good

Now this couldnt possibly be true, or could it?

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, PublisherThanks Savannah, for almost 12 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Specializing in Adult EventsSorry, No Teens


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Laughs

Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my Tax Return & payment. Please takenote of the attached article from the USA Todaynewspaper. In the article, you will see that the Penta-gon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA haspaid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400)and six hammers (value $1,029). This brings my totalpayment to $3,429.00. Please note the overpaymentof $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election

Fund," as noted on my return.

Might I suggest that you send the above mentionedfund a "1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUDpaid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,and I look forward to paying it again next year. I justsaw an article about the Pentagon and"screwdrivers."

Laughs

Signs Your Girlfriend is Going to Dump You...

-- Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.

-- She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks,but you don't recall proposing to her.

-- She just started a college course that meets seven nightsa week.

-- She says she has to tell you something... on JerrySpringer.

-- Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like

you to meet an old friend of mine..."

-- She leaves a message on your phone and identifies her-self by both her first and last names.

-- Your other girlfriend told you so.

-- The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.

-- Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say,"You haven't got a clue, do you?"


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About 90 fifth-graders piled intothe airliner I was flying, on theirway home from a school trip.Once we were in the air, and thecrew began serving drinks, Icould hear them pleading withthe children to settle down andlet the other passengers get somesleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed

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History of Juneteenth

Juneteenth is the oldest known celebration ofthe ending of slavery. Dating back to 1865, it

was on June 19th that the Union soldiers, led

by Major General Gordon Granger, landed at

Galveston, Texas with news that the war had

ended and that all slaves were now free. Note

that this was two and a half years after Presi-

dent Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation -

which had become official January 1, 1863.

The Emancipation Proclamation had little

impact on the Texans due to the minimalnumber of Union troops to enforce the new

Executive order. However, with the surren-

der of General Lee in April of 1865, and the

arrival of General Granger's regiment, the

forces were finally strong enough to influ-

ence and overcome the resistance.

continued

Later attempts to explain this two and a half

year delay in the receipt of this important

news have yielded several versions that have

been handed down through the years.

Often told is the story of a messenger who

was murdered on his way to Texas with the

news of freedom. Another, is that the news

was deliberately withheld by the slave

masters to maintain the labor force on the

plantations. And still another, is that federaltroops actually waited for the slave owners

to reap the benefits of one last cotton harvest

before going to Texas to enforce the Emanci-

pation Proclamation. All or neither could be

true. For whatever the reason, conditions in

Texas remained status quo well beyond what

was statutory.


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Laughs

Just came across this exercise sug-

gested for seniors, to build muscle

strength in the arms and shoulders. It

seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it

on to some of my younger friends.

The article suggested doing it three

days a week.

Begin by standing on a comfortable

surface, where you have plenty of

room at each side.

With a 5-lb. potato sack in each

hand, extend your arms straight out

from your sides, and hold them there

as long as you can. Try to reach a

full minute, then relax.

Each day, you'll find that you can

hold this position for just a bitlonger.

After a couple of weeks, move up to

10-lb. potato sacks.

Then 50-lb. potato sacks, and even-

tually try to get to where you can lift

a 100-lb. potato sack in each handand hold your arms straight for more

than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level,

put a potato in each of the sacks; but

be careful.

Laughs

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn bya local Indian.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "thatthey mean as much to you as pearls do tous."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open anoyster."

The boss called one of his employees into

the office.

"Rob," he said, "you've been with the

company for a year. You started off in the

post room, one week later you were pro-

moted to a sales position, and one month

after that you were promoted to district

manager of the sales department. Just

four short months later, you were pro-moted to vice-chairman.

Now it's time for me to retire, and I want

you to take over the company. What do

you say to that?"

"Thanks," said the employee.

"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that allyou can say?"

"I suppose not," the employee said.

"Thanks, Dad."


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Laughs

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his

wife sat down in the den with her favorite

magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp,

slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her

feet and announced that he was preparing din-

ner all by himself.

"How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still wait-

ing for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the

kitchen and found it a colossal mess.

Her hurried husband, removing something in-

describable from the smoking oven, saw her in

the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed."Sorry it took me so long but I had to refill the

pepper shaker."

"Why, honey, how long could that have taken

you?"

"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy

stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner.On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His oppo-

nent heard him mutter, "Hoover!" under his breath.

On the second hole, the ball went straight into a wa-

ter hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occured & Fr. Murphy's

drive landed on the green only six inches from thehole! "Praise be to God!"

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved

around the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER!"

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his cu-

riosity any longer, and asked why the priest said"Hoover".

"It's the biggest dam I know." he replied.

Laughs

A number of Primary Schools were doing a

project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to

draw pictures or write about their experi-

ences. Teachers got together to compare the

results and put together some of the com-ments. Here are some of them. The kids were

all aged between 5 and 8 years...

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Is-

land. If you don't have sea all round you, you

are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have

big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's

not my friend any more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an a**hole on the

top of its head. (Billy age 8)

When ships had sails, they used to use the

trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,

when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother

said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I

like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get

pregnant? (Helen age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting.

Electric eels can give you a shock. They have

to live in caves under the sea where I think

they have to plug themselves into chargers.(Christopher age 7)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She

fell off when she was going very fast. She

says she won't do it again because water shot

up her fanny. (Julie age 7 )


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Our next Issue #298 on June 23rd will be

our 12th Anniversary Edition. Its time to

prepare to advertise your business or event

with us. This is always our largest and most

popular issue. We always have to put extra

copies on the street to meet the demand.

Remember, your ad is not only included in

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Laughs

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her

pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man

is standing up in a boat in the middle of

a river, fishing. He loses his balance,

falls in, and begins splashing and yell-

ing for help. His wife hears the commo-

tion, knows he can't swim, and runs

down to the bank. Why do you think

she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked, "Todraw out all his savings?"

It Doesn't Surprise Me That There

is a...

- Rudeville, New Jersey

- Boring, Oregon

- Hell, Michigan- Hooker, California

- Virgin, Utah

- Dulls Corner, Maryland

- Bowlegs, Oklahoma

- Volcano, Hawaii

- Beersville, Pennsylvania

- Fleatown, Ohio- Burnt Corn, Alabama

- Two Guns, Arizona

- Toad Suck, Arkansas

Laughs

I saw a new local ad campaign being

run for the northern snow birds by our

county tourist board. Against a drop

dead sunset beach picture, It reads:

Come to the SW coast of Florida this

winter for your family vacation! It's got

everything...

Sand for the children, fishing galore for

Dad, sun for the wife, and plenty of

sharks for the mother-in-law.

Little Johnny, after being expelled fromhis latest school, was enrolled in aCatholic School. On his first day in thenew school, he went to the cafeteria forlunch. The children were lined up pa-tiently getting their lunches.

At the head of the serving line was alarge pile of apples. One of the nunsmade a note that said: "Take only one,God is watching."

Seeing this Little Johnny made a note ofhis own and placed it at the other end ofthe serving line, in front of a large pileof chocolate chip cookies.

Little Johnny's note said: "Take all youwant, God is watching the apples."


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Laughs

With all the new fertility technology , a 66 year old woman was

recently able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged

from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the

mother, who decided to have a little of her own fun with the

relatives. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we

see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After a few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see

the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see

the baby?"

"When it cries!" she told them.

"When it cries??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait

until it CRIES?"

"Because I forgot where I put it..."

Laughs

My mother was away all weekend at

a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call

home collect.

My six-year-old brother picked up

the phone and heard a stranger's

voice say, "We have a Betty on the

line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and

came charging outside screaming,"Dad! They've got Mom! And they

want money!"


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter

digits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must contain

one of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3

square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reached

logically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.

No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

Woman's Dictionary* Yes = No.

* No = Yes.

* Maybe = No.

* I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

* We need = I want.

* It's your decision = My correct decision

should be obvious by now.

* Do what you want = You'll pay for thislater.

* We need to talk = I need to complain.

* Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you

moron.

* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want anew house.

* I want new curtains = carpeting, furni-

ture, and wallpaper.

* I heard a noise = I noticed you were al-

most asleep.

* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask forsomething expensive.

* How much do you love me? = I did

something today you're going to hate.

* I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your

shoes and find a good game on TV.


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Our next Issue #298 on June 23rd will be

our 12th Anniversary Edition. Its time to

prepare to advertise your business or event

with us. This is always our largest and most

popular issue. We always have to put extra

copies on the street to meet the demand.

Remember, your ad is not only included in

our printed magazine, it is also included on

our website. You also have the option toadvertise on our website only. So gather up

your information and contact us early at

912-484-1143 or [email protected]

or [email protected],

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