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LOUNGES & CLUBSIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise ICClub Horoscope 26Sey Heys Sports Bar ICOdyssey Restaurant & Lounge 04Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 05Mutuals Lounge 03Mutuals Lounge 26Flajaes II 24Netties Lounge 13
TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 26JJs Tire World 23JJ&Ys Car Wash 23ONeils Auto Work 06
ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt LotteryHOT SPOT Maze 28SUDOKU 28SUDOKU Solution 31R&R Game Room 24
SERVICESRestore Your Photos 08One Time Pest Control 27Metals & Construction 26
CLOTHING & FASHION
EVENTSTriple Deuce Friday 22
Comedy Monday 13Lip Sync Wednesday 1370s & 80s Party 26
FAITHGods Eagle of Strength 23
RETAILR&R Convenience Store 24
FOOD & DININGWhos Got Crabs? 29Odyssey Restaurant & Lounge 05Best Thing Smokin 24Flajaes II 24Mutuals 03
HEALTH & BEAUTYTrio Medical Solutions 26
Tracy Lynn Jewelry 11
LEGAL & FINANCIALMedicare Upgrade 22MAXS TAXS 06WANTED 25Tate Law Group 09Metroplex Diagnostics 11
TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos
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AROUND TOWNAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town
FEATURESHOT SPOT SubscribeOne Mans Opinion 02
HOT SPOT ScheduleHOT SPOT Rates 30Laughs
Yearbooks 26Rent Frozen Party Room 27
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One Mans Opinion
Part I
Lets talk about winners. I admit Ive been watching American Idolthis season. Joan and I got caught up with Candice Glover, the girlfrom St. Helanas Island, SC. That girl can just flat out sing. Wewatched her sing every Wednesday and held our breath everyThursday while hoping she would make it through to the followingweek. I found myself going online and listening to her again during the week. It got to the pointwhere we started voting for her each week, just to help out a little.
BUT THEN when she became a finalist and it came down to the wire, thanks to the miracle of tech-nology, we were able to vote for her a little over 800 times last Wednesday, yes, I said 800 times. Ifyou dont know by now, Candice won. Every time I see the replay of the announcement of her win, Iget chills, its like I know her, kind of like a favorite niece or something. We plan on going to NorthCharleston when the Idol Tour comes in August. Ill also be buying her CD as soon as it drops.Congratulations to my niece Candice and the rest of her family, well be watching.
Part IIMany a time Ive talked about the ineptness of Savannah States Football program. It truly pains meto watch them as they grow up in their new conference, the MEAC. Each year, I hope the best forthem, but theyre not ready for prime time yet, but, Ill be waiting.
BUT, the basketball and baseball programs are a different story. Season before last they won the
MEAC Conference Basketball Championship and played in the NIT. They lost, but so what, thats anextremely successful season. They also had a winning season this year. A good program only get-ting better. Way to go!
Now this week, they won the MEAC Baseball Conference Championship. I seem to remember a fewyears back, if my memory serves me correctly, they set the NCAA Division II record for consecutivewins at 46 games. As far as I know, its a record that still stands and probably wont be broken anytime soon. So a hardy congratulations to the Savannah State Baseball team. Ill be rooting for you,(except when youre playing my alma mater, Howard University, sorry).
Just, One Mans Opinion.
Live Long and Prosper
Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher
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Laughs
A farmer was in a bar drinking andlooking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he waslooking depressed and he replied,"Some things you just can't explain.
This morning I was outside milk-ing. As soon as the bucket was fill
the cow kicked it down with his leftfoot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket againand he kicked it down with his right
foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' himagain he knocked down the bucket
with his with his tail and I took offmy belt and tied up his tail with my
belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pantsdropped down, then my wife came outand well, trust me, some things you
just can't explain!
Laughs
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock
when he noticed that one of his co ws was com-
pletely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian
friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up
the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until thecow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the
farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went
home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes
were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer
figured he could probably take care of it himself.
So he called his hired hand over, and together
they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put
his lips to the tube and started to blow.
Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his
hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand re-
moved the tube, turned it around, put it in the
cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horri-
fied. "Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU
had put your lips on."
Laughs
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to
get aid. The office worker asked her, "How
many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"David, David, David, David, David, David,
David, David, David and David," she answered.
"They're all named David?" he asked "What if
you want them to come in from playing out-
side?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,'and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for
dinner?"
"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she
answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to dosomething?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last
name!"
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Laughs
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and
an Irishman working on the top of a cliff.
The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in
my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this
cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in
my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the
cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham
tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese,
the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman
had jam. So they all jumped. At the funer-
als, the wives of the Scotsman and English-
man said, "Why didn't they just tell us they
didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish
lady said, "I don't know why my husbandjumped off the cliff. He made his own sand-
wiches."
A housewife buys a parrot to keep her com-
pany during the day. The clerk warns that theparrot was donated by a brothel, where he
may have picked up some colorful language.The housewife doesn't mind and brings the
parrot home. When she uncovers the cage,the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Madam.
Hello Madam."
When her three daughters come home from
school, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New
Girls. Hello Girls."Finally, her husband, Phil,
comes home from work, just in time for din-
ner. When he walks past the parrot, the par-
rot says, "Brawkk! Hi Phil!"
Laughs
An old man goes to his doctor and says, "Idon't think my wife's hearing is as good as it
used to be. What should I do?" The doctor
replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.When your wife is in the kitchen doing
dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her aquestion. If she doesn't respond keep moving
closer, asking the question until she hearsyou."
The man goes home and sees his wife pre-paring dinner. He stands 15 feet behind her
and says, "What's for dinner, honey?" No re-sponse. He moves to 10 feet behind her and
asks again -- no response. Five feet, no an-
swer. Finally, he stands directly behind herand asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Shesays, "For the fourth time, I SAID
CHICKEN!"
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in
a meadow near her castle. The frog hops
into the princess' lap and says, "My lady,
one kiss from you, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young prince that I once was,and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-
up housekeeping in yon castle with my
mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever be happy doing so. "That night, as
the princess dines on lightly sauted frog
legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't think
so."
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LaughsThere once was a farmer who was raising 3daughters on his own. He was very concerned
about their well being and always did his bestto watch out for them. As they entered their
late teens the girls dated, and on this particu-
lar evening all three of his girls were going
out on a date. This was the first time this hadoccurred. As was his custom, he would greet
the young suitor at the door holding his shot-
gun, not to menace or threaten but merely toensure that the young man knew who was
boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys ar-rived. Father answered the door and the lad
said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo.We're going to the show, is she ready to go?"
The father looked him over and sent the kids
on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's
Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna getsome spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this
one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmeropened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my
name's Chuck --" and the farmer shot him.
LaughsA funeral service is held for a woman who
just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the
casket out, they accidentally bump into awall. They hear a faint moan. They open the
casket and find that the woman is actually
alive. She lives for 10 more years and then
dies. They have another funeral for her. At theend of the service, the pallbearers carry out
the casket. As they are walking, the husband
cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the
eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St.
Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let
me find out if this is possible. Stay here and
I will be right back." Six months pass and
Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so
much time together waiting for your answer,
we need to know that if things don't work
out, is there a possibility that we can be di-
vorced?" To which St. Peter answers, "It
took me six months to find a priest up here --
how long do you think it will take me to find
a lawyer?"
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Website: Facebook.com Ronald Gilliard
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Laughs
Walking down the street, a man hears
a voice: Stop! If you take one more
step, a brick will fall down and kill
you.
The man stopped; a big brick fell in
front of him. The astonished man con-
tinued walking to the cross walk.
The voice shouted, Stop! If you take
one more step, a car will run over you
and you will die.
The man stood still; a car came ca-
reening around the corner, barely
missing him.
Where are you? the man asked.
Who are you?
I am you guardian angek, the voice
answered.
Oh yeah? the man asked. Where
where you when I got married last
week?
Laughs
An engineer crosses a road when a
frog calls out to him. If you kiss me,
Ill turn into a beautiful princess.
He bends over, picks up the frog and
puts it in his pocket. The frog speaksup again and says, If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for a
week.
The engineer takes the frog out of his
pocket, smiles at it and returns it to
the pocket. The frog then cries out. Ifyou kiss me and turn me back, Ill do
whatever you say!
Again the engineer takes the frog out
of his pocket, smiles at it and returns
it to the pocket. Finally the frog asks,
What is the matter? Ive told you Im
a beautiful princess, Ill stay with you
for a month and do whatever you say.
What more do you want?
The engineer says. Look, Im an
engineer. I dont have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now
thats cool!
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Discounts for First Responders
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter
digits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must contain
one of each digit. So mustevery column, as must every 3x3
square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reached
logically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.
No Peeking.
HOT SPOT MAZE
6 9 5 8 4 3 1 7 2
4 3 7 2 9 1 5 8 6
1 2 8 6 5 7 3 9 4
5 8 6 7 1 9 2 4 3
7 1 3 5 2 4 9 6 8
9 4 2 3 6 8 7 5 1
8 5 1 4 7 2 6 3 9
2 7 4 9 3 6 8 1 5
3 6 9 1 8 5 4 2 7
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Sudoku Solution
LaughsLaughs
3 7
4 7 9 5 6
1 2 6 5 4
5 8 6 7 2
3 9
2 8 7 5 1
8 7 2 3 9
2 4 3 8 5
6 1
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